The problem:

The solution:

Schedule for Monday the 15th after the jump.

1000h: Ladies' 10km Free X-C (Medal Event)

1030h: Mens' Downhill (The one that was postponed on Saturday--Medal Event)

1030h: Men's Snowboard Cross Qualifying

1230h: Men's 15km Free X-C (Medal Event)

1400h: Men's Snowboard Cross (Multiple rounds; Medal round starts at ~14:40)

1430h: Canada-Schweiz ladyhockey

1530h: Men's 500m Skating (500m?  This is on the long track?  What's the point?)

1700h: Pairs Free Skating (Medal Event)

1700h: Ladies' Luge

1728h: Men's 500m Skating (Medal Event.  Presumably the one at 3:30 is qualifying?)

1850h: More Ladies' Luge

1900h: Sverige-Slovaška ladyhockey

CanCon:
Ladies' X-C: Madeleine Williams (longshot)
Men's Downhill: Erik Guay, Manuel Osborne-Paradis (medal hopeful), Robbie Dixon and his ridiculous 'stache, Jan Hudec
Men's Snowboard Cross: Yes
Men's X-C: Yes, but they sorta seem like longshots, and X-C's pretty dreadful to watch
Ladyhockey: Yes
Men's Speed Skating: Jeremy Wotherspoon, Mike Ireland, Jamie Gregg, A Guy Named Parrott
Pairs Skating: Two Pairs
Ladies' Luge: Maybe? Probably?  Nothing posted as of yet.

AzerbaijanCon:
No

Best names involved:
Vibeke Skofterud
Natko Zrncic-Dim
Didier Defago
Maui ("He Got") Gayme
Mario Fuchs (His cousin, Luigi Watches, apparently didn't qualify)
Ivan ("Master") Batory
Sebahattin Oglago
Robel Zemichael Teklemariam
Jan ("Like A") Bos
Jan Smeekens