Olympics Open Thread: Day 4: Case of The Mondays
The problem:
The solution:
Schedule for Monday the 15th after the jump.
1000h: Ladies' 10km Free X-C (Medal Event)
1030h: Mens' Downhill (The one that was postponed on Saturday--Medal Event)
1030h: Men's Snowboard Cross Qualifying
1230h: Men's 15km Free X-C (Medal Event)
1400h: Men's Snowboard Cross (Multiple rounds; Medal round starts at ~14:40)
1430h: Canada-Schweiz ladyhockey
1530h: Men's 500m Skating (500m? This is on the long track? What's the point?)
1700h: Pairs Free Skating (Medal Event)
1700h: Ladies' Luge
1728h: Men's 500m Skating (Medal Event. Presumably the one at 3:30 is qualifying?)
1850h: More Ladies' Luge
1900h: Sverige-Slovaška ladyhockey
CanCon:
Ladies' X-C: Madeleine Williams (longshot)
Men's Downhill: Erik Guay, Manuel Osborne-Paradis (medal hopeful), Robbie Dixon and his ridiculous 'stache, Jan Hudec
Men's Snowboard Cross: Yes
Men's X-C: Yes, but they sorta seem like longshots, and X-C's pretty dreadful to watch
Ladyhockey: Yes
Men's Speed Skating: Jeremy Wotherspoon, Mike Ireland, Jamie Gregg, A Guy Named Parrott
Pairs Skating: Two Pairs
Ladies' Luge: Maybe? Probably? Nothing posted as of yet.
AzerbaijanCon:
No
Best names involved:
Vibeke Skofterud
Natko Zrncic-Dim
Didier Defago
Maui ("He Got") Gayme
Mario Fuchs (His cousin, Luigi Watches, apparently didn't qualify)
Ivan ("Master") Batory
Sebahattin Oglago
Robel Zemichael Teklemariam
Jan ("Like A") Bos
Jan Smeekens
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Azerbaijan wins the best pants award.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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And Bermuda wins the best lack of pants.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
US-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
That is all.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Feb 15, 2010 6:28 AM PST reply actions
Deutschland!
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I don’t quite know how to go about chanting Japan.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Feb 15, 2010 6:53 AM PST up reply actions
Nip-pon?
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That’s probably the closest one could get to a repeatable chant.
Just doesn’t flow quite like “U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!” does.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Feb 15, 2010 6:58 AM PST up reply actions
StME, we’re probably going to be the only ones here until ThreeHoursBehindVille wakes up.
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Unfortunately, me and FourteenHoursAheadVille will be going to sleep soon.
I can catch the very opening of threads and the very end (sometimes).
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Feb 15, 2010 7:07 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, that’s right, you’re in faraway land of sushi and sumo.
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Wow, early enough peeplz.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
damn you passive!
way too dangerous for someone my age to ROFL so early in the morning
jerk
nicely done.
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by canucklehead666 on Feb 15, 2010 7:06 AM PST reply actions
How do you watch these events when the Olympics aren't on?
I’ve been curious about this for years. Does TSN and Sportsnet carry, say, moguls and short track speedskating during world cup events?
Wake up Vancouver. Nothing is on TV right now until you guys get stuff started.
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They’re recovering from gold medal hangovers.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
All one so far. I didn’t get drunk for Loch. Maybe I’m doing it wrong.
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by Whiter Mage on Feb 15, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
h8er.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
Hate what? We’ve got four so far.
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by Whiter Mage on Feb 15, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Hahaha, congratumalations.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
That’s roughly correct.
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by Whiter Mage on Feb 15, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
She’s in Christmas costume, I’m assuming?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
I mean, that’s one of many holidays she may be celebrating.
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by Whiter Mage on Feb 15, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Manuel Osborne-Paradis is a pretty awesome name too. Sounds like he should be a French rock star, not a skiier from North Van.
by British Canuck on Feb 15, 2010 10:17 AM PST reply actions
With some Spanish flavour in the beginning.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
Jeez, Passive
Now you got me got me laughing at clips of boardercrossers falling.
They fall like bowling pins.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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That was hilarious in Turin when the American girl was way ahead of the field, went for a bit of showboating off the final jump and wiped out.
by British Canuck on Feb 15, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
GG!
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
I hear Osborne-Paradis is out of medal contention.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
Yeah, another Canadian fell =(
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
You Canucks want my snow? I’d like to go to work some time soon.
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Yes, please post it to:
The Winter Olympics
Vancouver
Canada
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
okay, the “”http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/What-We-Learned-20-bold-predictions-for-the-Oly;ylt=Ar32Xa7WTah3nU2Gs3RWtIJfwM6?urn=nhl,219647" target="new">What We Learned" segment at yahoo! today is actually pretty damn funny.
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More Rick Reilly trolling is up. I’m not going to even bother sending you guys a link to that hack.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
Did you just call Rick Reilly a hack? Isn’t he like a 13 time sports writer of the year? I wish I was a hack too then. ;)
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I called him a hack. Reckless name calling and all that. Sore-ee.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Googling Rick Reilly.
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by Whiter Mage on Feb 15, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
Too lazy.
Who’s this guy?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Some ESPN writer.
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by Whiter Mage on Feb 15, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
He wrote an article that used a lot of Canadian cliches. Here’s the first one. He wrote a follow up, which is the one I was referring to before.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
That article was just a joke. I thought it was pretty funny. I don’t think anyone should take that seriously at all.
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, hence the trolling. Words designed more to annoy people than to be funny.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
I really think he was trying to be funny. I laughed. I mean just cause you didn’t find it funny doesn’t mean it was trolling. it could just mean the guy isn’t good at being funny.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, the second article was the trolling. The first one was just a poor attempt at being funny. Sort of like how the kurtenbloggers felt they had to put a disclaimer on their roast of the Canucks.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
Oh OK. I didn’t read the second one. I used to subscribe to SI for Rielly’s column. Haven’t been reading him too much lately. I love human interest stuff so I guess I was a sucker for the stories he was writing.
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"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
The fail in that article is astounding.
I would like to do to him what Peter and Samir did to the faulty printer in Office Space.
PC LOAD LETTER?!
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!!!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 15, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
former SI writer who wrote a weekly column. his human interest stuff is generally fine for human interest stuff, but when he decides to “be funny”, shit goes to hell. within the last couple years, he jumped ship to ESPN for like $1M/year to shit out groaner columns. he sucks dick.
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
Hahah, some people just can’t be funny I guess.
Hey, I’m doing to open blog tomorrow. Can you make an appearance with those cool names again? You get to play around with hockey guys now…no homo.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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doing the
My inner fob shone for a bit.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
maybe some homo, since Kes and the Yanks are playing. Good thing Nino Neiderreiter didn’t make the Swiss squad, because I wouldn’t be able to type for my Playerection.
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
By the way, snowboard cross quarters start in an hour. The final’s at about 2:50pm
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
Eric Guay has pretty teeth.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
You dick.
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Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.
He was flying
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
up next is drew neilson, he’ll be wearing blue.
go drew!
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up next is robert fagan, who will also wear blue.
go robert!
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Fagan looked solid. IF all 4 get through to the next round Canada has a solid shot at a medal.
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"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
fagan wins the heat and moves on :)
last but not least is françois boivin, who will wear blue.
go françois!
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Boardercross is surprisingly entertaining. I didn’t think I’d enjoy it save for people falling.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
The crashing makes it exciting. You never know when the leader might bail.
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
Whoooooooo!
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
That means the top 2 qualifiers are already out. Pullin and Watanabe are done.
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"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
Switzerland vs. Canada women’s hockey. Whiter Mage commented that the Swiss goalie has an old school Irbe mask.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
damn, there went my hope of an all-canadian final.
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fagan in red, boivin in blue.
let’s go boys!
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Big time spill there for Boivin
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
You’re such a Fagan. XD
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
here come robertson (in red) and fagan (in blue).
let’s go boys!
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okay, so there’s a small final (consolation) and a big final.
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not sure. the consolation is to determine 5th through 8th places.
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Participation ribbons, duh.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow, random Am’rican.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
That was the guy who won it 4 years ago. Westcott? Nice race by both guys. Too bad Boivin didn’t make the final.
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
The Choker has a shot at redefining his whole career.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
Haha, such a dick!
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Yeah he is. Like win a gold already….oh you meant me? Yeah I’m a dick.
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
Look at this chump.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Stop being mean to me, just cause I call it like I see it.
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Aw, poor baby. You want me to be nicer?
Yeah, you’re right though. XD
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Yes be nicer. I’m sensitive.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
speed skating canadians:
mike ireland in pair 9
kyle parrott in pair 11
jeremy witherspoon in pair 13
jamie gregg in pair 16
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BRAAAAWK, you just had to didn’t you, BRAAAAWK
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
oooh, colours.
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i was thinking that some hockey team should use those colours. similar to sweden i guess, but add a the green on above the beak. could look really cool if done well.
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
LOOOONER.
Get the participation ribbon ready XD
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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Didn’t go the Lonely Planet route, haha.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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i love how german this german looks, and how american this american looks
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
I see surfer hair.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
You gotta love anyone who is reinforcing stereotypes.
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
these times are all separated by fractions of a second….
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That’s why you don’t want to finish second. A tenth of a second from glory. And the rest of your life to think about it.
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
i think they’re pulling out the 2nd zamboni….
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the online feed has some good sights from ice-level…
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Am I the only one that thinks women’s hockey at the Olympics is a joke? There are only 2 good teams. Is there any other summer or winter Olympic sport where the talent pool is so small?
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 4:38 PM PST reply actions
Softball. Although they took that out after the last olympics. Sweden beat the US last Olympics. Sweden isn’t terrible and has a chance at silver.
That was a massive upset though wasn’t it? The USA and Canada should be in the final once again? Both teams scoring in double digits and dominating. If there was only 3 guys in luge that had a chance to win and everyone else was 10 seconds behind I would say the same thing. Needs to go until the talent is there for a more balanced tournament.
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, Sweden would like to argue that remark.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah but that was an upset that has almost zero chance of happening again.
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
The point is, they’re improving. They’re definitely improving, but the point I want to make is that the Four Nations Cup is a lot more competitive than it used to be. However, having this as an olympic sport is whole other story.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah I am not saying the sport is a joke. Just that they are in the Olympics.
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
Speaking of Slongo…I just got my Luongo Canucks 3rd jersey in the mail. She’s purty. Holy hell shopnhl.com delivers quick
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
zambonis are doing a crappy job of the ice at the speed skating, coaches are asking for a redo.
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Olympias.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
I <3 NPH
I friggin’ love the Olympics. I never thought I could care so much for people or sports that I just learned about six minutes beforehand.
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Hahah, I remember that line from Corky Romano.
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I liked it. Then again, I like anything that makes me laugh.
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Chris Kattan falls into the same category as David Spade. He’s only really funny when he’s with Will Ferrell like David Spade is only funny with Chris Farley.
RSN was supposed to switch over to figure skating in 10 minutes, but due to the delay with the ice at the speed skating, TSN will take over the figure skating.
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kyle parrott doing some warmup laps now, getting ready to go.
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Who did the American Parrot vote for?
Barawwwwkkkkk
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I don’t think it’s a Zamboni. I think it’s an Olympia. That’s the problem right there.
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
whatever it is, the rest of the competition has now been pushed back to 5:30 (the original start time for the 2nd round)
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Good for me though cause I am off work soon and I can watch in High Def at home!!!!
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
Holla atcha looooje
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ice is finally good, looks like speed-skating is going ahead at 5:30
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Jeremayyyyyy!
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Asiaaaaaaaa
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We are so awesome.
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Just don’t have the Finnish.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Bahaha I'm not Korean

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Spooner bumped.
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When did ‘Japs’ stop being offensive?
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions
Apparently Luongo’s starting tomorrow.
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t/f:
it would be a letdown if he didn’t post a shutout
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
t/f?
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i’d rather see another source to confirm that, since everyone else has been saying the opposite.
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You’re welcome <3
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Yes, I would also like to know what the update is.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
Yup. Been delayed.
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Until Friday-ish?
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Hey does anyone know why we’re doing “Flower Ceremonies” instead of handing out the actual medals?
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They cheapened out and opted to compartmentalize medal ceremonies.
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They have the podiums out there, they have speakers playing music, how is this cheaper?
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
“Because of the wait, Shani Davis has decided to withdraw from the secound round. He said that if he was in contention, however, he would have tried to push it.”
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Loner skater’s back.
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…why didn’t they just go against each other then? Haha
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probably the only cool thing he’s done all season
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions
i think it was probably “blat”, Slovakian for “motherfucker!”
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions
<3

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MOGULS MEDAL CEREMONY
NAO!
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Begg-Smith semismiling?
Can’t be.
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thinking about how he’s gonna hack Canada.ca
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions
GOLD MEDAL MOGULZZZZ!!!
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current standings
Germany
Austria
Germany
Germany
(Russia)
Switzerland
Austria
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
yeah we appear to have like zero chance. the announcers are talking about how they changed it to send the women from the junior start; presumably it’s really effing up the Canucks who’ve been training all along from a different starting place.
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
Damn it we lost our home advantage where we got to practice a lot more than everyone else! The lack of practice to—oh uhh, nevermind.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
canadians appear to be pretty much toast in ladyluge. they’d all have to make up like 1.5 seconds over two more races.
(giggle) ladyluge
/real mature, Bradley
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Like aliens from Uranus?
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"blowing on that crack"
usually i pay money to see that
Double the orange!
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New first again?
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faster skaters go later; likely to see many more lead changes
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t fuck with guys that have skated on the canals their whole lives!
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions
I call Photoshop!
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
probs eh? i just googled “ice penis” or something.
by Passive Voice on Feb 16, 2010 12:40 AM PST up reply actions
SPOONER.
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i like this cat. god, these guys are fuckign ripping it up
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
TWSS
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canada in 2nd in figure skating, but there’s like four highly-touted teams left. gonna guess a medal’s unlikely there.
Let’s hope they all fall.
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falls are only a deduction of 1 point, which has very little impact on the overall results.
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“we need a sniper to pacific coliseum, stat”
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
speaking of hockey, the swedish women are up 3-2 on slovakia. online feed here.
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i know it’s not hockey-PC to say it, especially as a nucks homer, but i’m dece sure Bob’s at least as good a goalie as Brodeur.
we should post this when he scores for canada:

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I don’t think I can bring myself to cheer for him even if he’s on Team Canada. Maybe I’ll join Temujin. GO KESLER! GO USA!
i think i could possibly cheer for him.
my problem is with crosby.
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you’re not the only one, missy. BTW, I have a Canada – Norway game thread going up at 3:30 tomorrow. Just so you know…
87, you got the Olympic Thread for tomorrow?
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
I’m still doing it. Don’t read it it sucks haha.
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no doubt…treacherous woman!
Just remember to tag a Tweet your post, 87. ;)
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
Last time. I don’t like him :(
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I didn’t know that. So you were born in ’87 then?
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
Hahah nope.
First name’s eight letters, last name’s seven.
I pulled an Ocho Cinqo. It’s why Section calls me Ocho Siete.
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Word
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions
Look what you did.
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I’m a trend setter. I’m going to bring back the cape next.
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
</3
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Maybe the top hat or a cane?
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
I like me a nice tophat.
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I bet you look good in one too.
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by Section 312 on Feb 15, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve got no problem with Crosby. It’s nice to see Pittsburgh have some success after almost losing their franchise. That being said, I’d rather see someone else in the finals.
sorry marcness52….
but f*ck Pittsburgh!
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
I was a Pittsburgh fan since the Mario days. I always liked watching the Pittsburgh/Washington rivalry in the playoffs. Nice to see that they still have a thing going now. Hopefully they meet again.
Cool. I have hated them my entire life. Never could get into Mario. That’s what she said.
Super Marios Bro’s..yes. Mario Lepuke..NEVER!
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions
that was/is a great rivalry though, yes indeed
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions
or we post Passive’s Iguana..heheh…well done Passive
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
if it’s good enough for Regina, it’s good enough for anyone
by Passive Voice on Feb 15, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
Boo, no Chuck tonight. Is there House?
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most shows will be on hold for the olympics.
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It’s worth a look. Hell, it’s DiCaprio and Daniel Day Lewis!
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 15, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
Huge day tomorrow:
-Curling
-Hockey
-Women’s snowboard cross and 500m skating
-Luge finals
Peace until then.
Poutine & Meatballs
Wooo Curling. I love watching curling. My friends think I’m weird cuz I like curling but they can suck a lemon.
i was in curling for 5 years, so i understand it all.
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There’s an article on 4th place medal and everyone’s complaining about the author using ice resurfacer, instead of Zamboni.
Did you know that GM place is the only NHL arena to use Olympia? Or at least it was whenever that hockey trivia book I had was published, probably around the year 2000. I’m not sure why, though.
So I think that’s the reason we’re using them at the games, because they’re already being used in Vancouver and GM place probably has a deal that that’s the only one allowed to be used in them. Nothing to do with “cheap ripoffs” as a few ignorant people on the internet have been suggesting.
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Well wikipedia says 5 NHL arenas now use Olympias instead. No citation though, so they’re about as reliable as I am.
According to this the fact that Zambonis are made by another car company is a potential reason they don’t use them at GM place.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
Russian dominance in the figure skating pairs are put to an end, as Germany got a better score. Still the last two chinese pairs to go, who could possibly knock the russians off the podium. Lot of old russian ladies are going to be upset.
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By the way, has anyone else seen the unofficial news that Hank has been playing through an injury the last 10 days?
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botchoncanucks’ twitter feed. He’s one of the guys on The White Towel team if you don’t know who botchford is.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 15, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions

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