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Stars At Canucks Game Preview: All My Ex's Live In Texas

CANUCKS
STARS

AT

Time 5:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet P, CSN-NW
Season Series (09/10): 3-1 Canucks
Last Meeting
4-3 Canucks (Jan.21/10)
The Enemy Defending Big D Scoring Leaders H Sedin: 8-39-47 Richards: 17-25-42
Canucks
Category Stars
22-8-5 Season Record 22-12-4
2nd
Conference Position 3rd
Won 3
Streak Lost 1
9-5-3
< Road Record / Home Record >
12-5-3
8-0-2
Last 10 5-3-2
+31
Goals For / Against +/- +4
3.43 (2)
Goals Per Game 2.76 (14)
2.51 (7)
Goals Against Per Game 2.68 (12)
1.24 (6)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.13 (9)
24.1 (2)
Power Play %
16.4 (20)
85.3 (4)
Penalty Kill %
80.3 (20)
31.3 (13)
Shots Per Game 27.3 (28)
29.2 (10)
 Shots Against Per Game 31.5 (22) 
85.7 (4)
Winning % When Scoring First 89.5 (1)
93.8 (2)
Winning % When Leading After 1 92.9 (4) 
88.9 (15)
Winning % When Leading After 2 100
57.3 (1)
Faceoffs % 48.2 (24)
11.5 (8)
PIM's Per Game 14.7 (22) 
NHL.com

-This is the first of a 3 game road trip for the Canucks who will also play the Avalanche on Sunday and the Sharks on Monday to begin a crazy 5 games in 7 night schedule.

-The Canucks are 5-0-1 in their last 6 road games.

-The Stars have lost 3 of their last 4 games, but have won their last 4 at home.

-Will Mason Raymond make his return to the lineup? We'll know soon enough. Alain Vigneault will not say that Raymond's return makes it a guarantee that Jannik Hansen will be bumped to the 4th line. But really, Raymond is the better scoring forward.

-With Crosby's scoring streak (and the media's strokefest over it) all complete, Ryan Kesler now has the current longest point streak at 9 games (tonight's game is the 9th game). (Vancouver Sun)

-The Canucks are 7-3-2 against the Stars since their classic series with Dallas in 2007.

-Is it just me, or is there not a lot of talk about the Stars this year even considering their success? The Stars can claim second spot in the West from the Canucks with a win in regulation. Dallas has played 3 more games than the Canucks thus far.

-Check out Dallas' record when scoring first and leading after 2 periods above.

Star-divide

STARTING GOALIES


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Cory Schneider 9 469 5 0 20 2.56 228 208 .912 0


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Kari Lehtonen 28 1686 15 9 73 2.60 858 785 .915 0



WHO'S HOT/COLD

CANUCKS

Hot

-Henrik Sedin: 6 goals and 17 assists in his last 15 games played

-Daniel Sedin: 7 goals and 14 assists in his last 15.

-Ryan Kesler: 9 goals and 8 assists in his last 10.

-Jeff Tambellini: 4 goals and 2 assists in his last 6.

-Raffi Torres: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 3.

-Christian Ehrhoff: 2 goals and 5 assists in his last 7.

Cold

None

STARS

Hot

-Brad Richards: 5 goals and 3 assists in his last 8.

-Loui Eriksson: 4 goals and 7 assists in his last 8.

-Jamie Benn: 2 goals and 5 assists in his last 6.

Cold

-James Neal: 1 assist in his last 9 games.

INJURIES

CANUCKS

-Mason Raymond (thumb, day-to-day)

STARS

-None

VIDEO

The last time these teams butted heads:

Canucks-Stars Game 7 in 2007, and you know what happened here!

Check out this Canucks-Stars Shootout from 4 years ago:

The Mother Of All Elbows: Bure vs Churla:

Funny: Gino Odjick talks about The Elbow.

The Canucks gave us fans an early Xmas gift with a 7-3 win over Columbus. Can they keep our spirits high for New Year's Eve? Here's hopin'!

Go Canucks!

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5-0 Stars

Interestingly enough, I have no ex’s in Texas

by Temujin on Dec 30, 2010 10:16 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

OT: Are you fucking kidding me???

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 30, 2010 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

Seems like a waste of money. If you don’t know that cigarette’s are bad for you by now then you’ve been living under a rock.

by marcness52 on Dec 30, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello, bladder cancer.

I wonder how much this’ll cost.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

by eightyseven on Dec 30, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I just tweeted: Dennis Leary prophesied this shit years ago. He said:
“You can make the warning the whole pack and call it “tumors” and the kids will be lining up around the block saying “I can’t wait to get my hands on this shit!”

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 30, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

no one's lining up

smoking in Canada has been declining more and more for years..

by Wisp on Dec 31, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

not in Europe though, everybody smokes there. It’s funny that the tobacco companies are ok with this being done in the country with close to the least smokers per capita.

A World Health Organization estimate from 2009 puts the number of deaths from smoking at 100 million in the 20th century.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The Interhamwe and Hitler

could only dream of such a body count.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i think what sucks about smoking is not the dying, really, it’s the gross-ass side effects that people live with for years and years.

by Passive Voice on Dec 31, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, and most of the time death doesn’t come easy. i’d rather not find out what slowly dying of lung cancer feels like.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I sit behind a long-time smoker at work and man it’s awful to hear her raspy voice and hacking up a lung all day.

I will not ever smoke a cig again (I did it socially back in school while drinking to “look cool”).

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 1, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And you wonder why Canada has a higher life expectancy rating compared to the USA…
OK, may have something to do with the Walmart culture too…

by splnwezel on Dec 31, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And Laziness

Walmart, laziness, the US is a nation of whiners.

My goal, in less then five years, is to move to Canada. Enough said.

Hockey keeps us sane. Life would suck without it.
Let's go Pens! Let's go Canucks!
Sidney Crosby can shoot waffles my way, any day...

by PensFanInDenver on Jan 1, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

And

we would gladly have you!

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 1, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

5-3 Canucks. Daniel.

by marcness52 on Dec 30, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

If anyone’s confused by the title: here ya go.

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 30, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

“… therefore I’m a Predators fan.”

It’s been years since I’ve heard that song. I could’ve sworn the state at the end was Georgia, which would’ve meant the Thrashers.

by Oarboar on Dec 30, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, I actually have an ex that was from Texas and I think moved back there already.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 1, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1 Nucks

Tambo ftw

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

by eightyseven on Dec 30, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

4-3 Stars in overtime
James Neal ftw

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 30, 2010 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

Numbskull!

You’re an embarrassment to canuckdom. I fart in your general direction.

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 31, 2010 10:52 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

pretty mighty flatulence to get to smithers from manhattan.

by Passive Voice on Dec 31, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually

I’m in kitsilano until Sunday

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 31, 2010 11:11 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Boxing Days sale at the hemp store?

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Dec 31, 2010 2:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I love

That NHL.com has a video interview with Bob Costas talking about his favourite Winter Classic memories. How can anyone really have favourite memories yet? There’s only been 3 of them!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven

by Semi_Colon on Dec 30, 2010 10:36 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks.

Hansen with the GWG.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD. Mask musing and goaltender defending since 1994... "Goaltending is to hockey like putting is to golf. It really has no relationship to the rest of the game." ~ Harry Sinden

by vancitydan on Dec 30, 2010 11:25 PM PST reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

Kessler GWG

Smoking and Poking

by Reeferbot on Dec 30, 2010 11:37 PM PST reply actions  

*Kesler

Smoking and Poking

by Reeferbot on Dec 30, 2010 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

3-1 canucks hank gwg
Anyone notice tambo’s already matched a career high in points? He had 15 in 64 games (or so) with the islanders, and with us has 15 in 21

by kiyotok on Dec 30, 2010 11:42 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

That Tambo

He’s SO hot right now!

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Nux

The boys’ll get hot in the 2nd and 3rd, but Dallas has some speed this year and should put up a fight from the get go. Lucky for the Canucks the Stars wear out their batteries pretty early on it seems.

The trick will be for the front to not act hasty and not pop too many cupcakes in for icing. Dallas explodes off of regrouping.

by cinnamonbeard on Dec 30, 2010 11:57 PM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Burrows

Despite being quite close in the standings, the Canucks have a decent statistical advantage in a lot of categories. Even so, could go either way.

by Tyr on Dec 31, 2010 2:18 AM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler

I dyed my hair purple last night, but it’s not super obvious. I wanna see it in the sunlight but I haven’t seen the sun in a couple of days. This makes me sad :(

I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.

by eleccy on Dec 31, 2010 2:37 AM PST reply actions  

dark and gloomy up here too. At least the days are getting longer :)

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 31, 2010 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, although it’s really not obvious here. But, on a more positive note, my English hockey team are finishing the year at the top of the league.

I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.

by eleccy on Dec 31, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

And the true Oracle's words were short

but profound.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

At least I got the score right.

by Dr. Static on Jan 1, 2011 2:39 AM PST up reply actions  

2 points!

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Jan 1, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

5-3 Canucks

Torres gets GWG.

"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano

by Bobby Canuck on Dec 31, 2010 7:56 AM PST reply actions  

That first dallas girl in the picture looks plain creepy…

by kiyotok on Dec 31, 2010 7:58 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

She’s a Terminator. Think of the possibilities!

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 31, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

She’s sucking it in. :)

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

by eightyseven on Dec 31, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

You ignore the face you look at half her rib cage! Can’t win with this one….

by kiyotok on Dec 31, 2010 11:40 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

is any woman attractive to you?!

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Dec 31, 2010 12:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The brunette at the far right it a cutie! Is that better?? ;)

by kiyotok on Dec 31, 2010 7:59 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

she’s ugly and she’s sucking it in! sad really. I laughed at how the one next to her is doing the opposite

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Jan 1, 2011 2:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Somebody needs to get that girl a burger. Make sure she swallows, and follow her if she goes to the bathroom. But not in a creepy way.

by Canuckle Head on Dec 31, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

M Crawford==Scumbag

I hate that punk.
Anyone who can wipe the smirk off his face is my hero.

2—4 Canucks
Tambo GWG

Hockey keeps us sane. Life would suck without it.
Let's go Pens! Let's go Canucks!
Sidney Crosby can shoot waffles my way, any day...

by PensFanInDenver on Dec 31, 2010 8:15 AM PST reply actions  

4-2 Nucks. KesLord FTW.

by kesrows on Dec 31, 2010 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Dank GWG

by Laharl on Dec 31, 2010 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

anybody ever watch “river monsters” on discovery channel? fucking brilliant.

by Passive Voice on Dec 31, 2010 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

Heh

I have. There’s some freaky shit on there.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw that one with the catfish in the Amazon a couple of weeks ago. And I thought piranhas were creepy before that.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

in hell

 you’re made to dangle your balls in crystal clear water with these things circling

by Passive Voice on Dec 31, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What the hell

is that?

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

There's water in hell?

Some of these fish don’t even look real. What’s the name of that bastard?

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

“goliath tigerfish”, which is a name almost as badass as the fish itself.

by Passive Voice on Dec 31, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i'd say

that’s nightmare material right there.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s also a fish that’s attracted to ammonia, so if you piss in the amazon river it’s going to swim up your baguette.

by PKSube on Dec 31, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Vancouver

Daniel Sedin with the sedinery…raymond playing?

BTW Sean = minus 14 pts for quoting country music.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct in house Designated Killer of Fun and Disruptor of Funbag Posts.

by Twitchy2010 on Dec 31, 2010 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

5-3 Canucks

Kesler with the gwg.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

Canucks 5-3
Dank=GWG

by Hodge on Dec 31, 2010 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

Schneider's gettin spanked

Sorry fellas, but Schneidy’s due a big-league sized spanking. It’s gotta happen some time, and this will be his first game against a real team. Thus 6-2 Stars, Dino Ciccarelli GWG

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another Eskimo

by van Malmsteen on Dec 31, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks

for not reminding us of that unspeakable game against Chicago

by seedvt on Dec 31, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Nucks. Kes once again

by Chocolate on Dec 31, 2010 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

one correction

Stars have not won there last 4 at home…we beat them badly 7-3 the other night and Yotes beat them before that

LETS GO RED WINGS!

2011 will be the year....better be....

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Dec 31, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this game

and that girl on the left needs a sandwich. Her abs are scary.

5-2 Stars, Richards GWG.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 1:46 PM PST reply actions  

BOOO

Unbeliever

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven

by Semi_Colon on Dec 31, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember the playoff game

where Hank won it in 4 OT? I stayed up even though I had school the next day….. totally worth it.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

Lapierre

traded to ANA for Festerling + 5th rounder. Strange.

Fuckin hell its 4-3 Sweden now.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

I didn’t realise it was on telly here, tuned in for a few mins and saw three goals. Lucky me. Now my sis wants the telly and I think I need a nap from the epic DDR marathon we just had.

I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.

by eleccy on Dec 31, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

Hamilton ties it up.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

5-3 Canucks

Burr GWG

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven

by Semi_Colon on Dec 31, 2010 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Stars

Jamie Benn with the winner. In a salute to Canucks history, Volpatti lays out Barch with a Bure-like elbow.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Dec 31, 2010 2:42 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

OT, but so funny...

My Blackberry Is Not Working!

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Saw True Grit last night

Good movie, probably the best movie of the Christmas season, but not even close to as good as the other Coen Brothers movies. Doesn’t even come close to No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood. Of course I may be biased because of (SPOILERZ!1) rattlesnakes being a major plot point and most of you on NM know, I have an EXTREME phobia of snakes and thus I shut my eyes during that entire part.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

Fargo’s been my fave so far. There Will Be Blood was excellent, but I don’t think it was done by the Coen brothers.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right

It wasn’t. Sorry. I must be losing my mind, I could have sworn it was done by them.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

TWBB and NCFOM...

both came out around the same time, I had them confused for a bit too. Not after watching them though.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on man. Fargo is great. Loved it, and prob’ #1.

But there has to be major love for Raising Arizona.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD. Mask musing and goaltender defending since 1994... "Goaltending is to hockey like putting is to golf. It really has no relationship to the rest of the game." ~ Harry Sinden

by vancitydan on Dec 31, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my brother, testify!! Funniest movie ever.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Dec 31, 2010 4:52 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So many whack’ characters. The folks that try and take the kid…

“ohhh, you have to have a pediatrician….HONee, they don’t have a pediatrician”

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD. Mask musing and goaltender defending since 1994... "Goaltending is to hockey like putting is to golf. It really has no relationship to the rest of the game." ~ Harry Sinden

by vancitydan on Dec 31, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

…and when there was no meat, we ate fowl, and when there was fowl, we ate crawdads, and when there was no craw dads, we ate sand.

You ate what?

We ate sand.

You ate sand?

That’s right.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Dec 31, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and one for CC...

Dude, so ironic.
Just as I was about to post this, you make that post. Don’t watch this, but it’s a gooder for those with no such phobia.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Dec 31, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Schenn scores on PP

to make it 5-4 Canada.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Daniel GWG

"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules."- George Orwell

by Arizona via Slough on Dec 31, 2010 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck

Sweden ties it up. Are all junior goalie this porous?

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

Roy has not been good.

by kesrows on Dec 31, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He's getting fucking torched

and I count 2 goals being completely his fault.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

One day, I want you to play net. Floor hockey, Ice, whatever. On the street…You have to experience it…so you can give the masked men some love buddy!

It is rarely 100% the goalies fault.

He had a bad game, but so did the other guy. Canada will be back in the finals though.

Book it.

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by vancitydan on Dec 31, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats no offense of course my friend.

Just, there is now a whole country of people saying the same things about an 18 yr old right now.

Win as a team, lose as one, you know?

;-)

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by vancitydan on Dec 31, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I play goalie occasionally

I hate it.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because you’re not nutsy enough.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Dec 31, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This

has occurred to me.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

There is that.

Goalie with your big ol’ soccer ball is a little different than that black piece of rubber. ( that always finds the one place your pads just happen to open at…)..or even that orange ball.

I used to come to work the next day from our company social team looking like I had been beaten up.

Nutso indeed.

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by vancitydan on Dec 31, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I play goalie in hockey sometimes too

I hate it a bit less.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It is fun, isn’t it? My first experience was 12, filling in, one practice the day before, and then I had 89 shots saved in a 14-3 loss.

Coach liked me out, and when I moved in the same year, never got a chance in the next town, but was hooked right after that.

Have to not be scared of a little pain though…

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by vancitydan on Dec 31, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruises

galore.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah. I was still always the first guy when the usual one was sick or something…did get in a couple since then.

But later…kicked ass in the gym for a while…and floor hockey is worse for bruises. Way worse.

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by vancitydan on Dec 31, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

High short side ones were horrible. Nice shots, but still…

by kesrows on Dec 31, 2010 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

reply fail

Rebound control and inability to cover up have also been pretty shoddy.

by kesrows on Dec 31, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

No Canucks on the “cold” list.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Dec 31, 2010 4:07 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

CANUCKS

SO HOT RIGHT NOW

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 31, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Dallas

accomplished diver and noteworthy scumbag Mike Ribiero with the GWG

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by Kent Basky on Dec 31, 2010 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t they call people that bet against us something on here?

I forget…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD. Mask musing and goaltender defending since 1994... "Goaltending is to hockey like putting is to golf. It really has no relationship to the rest of the game." ~ Harry Sinden

by vancitydan on Dec 31, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

insensitive epicranium?

by seedvt on Dec 31, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

referred pain brought on by an aching spinal column?

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD. Mask musing and goaltender defending since 1994... "Goaltending is to hockey like putting is to golf. It really has no relationship to the rest of the game." ~ Harry Sinden

by vancitydan on Dec 31, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

pft...

get off my lawn…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 31, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Schneider with a huge game (akin to the effort he put forth last time these two teams played)
D Sedin with the GWG

by splnwezel on Dec 31, 2010 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

Nice one, Kreskin. ;)

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Dec 31, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

4-3 nucks, dank
/in under the wire

by Passive Voice on Dec 31, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

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