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Canucks @ Blackhawks: The Struggling Within

 CANUCKS
BLACKHAWKS

AT

Time Fri. 5:30 PM PST
TV TSN, NHLN - US
Season Series 2-0 Blackhawks
Last Meeting
7-1 Chicago (Nov.20/10)
The Enemy Second City Hockey Scoring Leaders H Sedin: 2-27-29   Sharp:16-13-29

 

Canucks
Category Blackhawks
13-7-3 Season Record 14-11-2
2nd
Conference Position 4th
Won 3
Streak Won 3
5-5-2
< Road Record / Home Record >
6-7-0
5-4-1
Last 10 6-3-1
+14
Goals For / Against +/- +7
3.26 (5th) ^
Goals Per Game 3.11 (7th)
2.56 (8) ^
Goals Against Per Game 2.89 (20)
1.02 (16) -
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.10 (10)
26.4 (1) -
Power Play %
23.7 (5)
87.4 (3) ^
Penalty Kill %
79.4 (24)
31.1 (15) ^
Shots Per Game 32.7 (5)
30.6 (18) ^
 Shots Against Per Game 29.6 (12)
84.6 (4) ^
Winning % When Scoring First 55.6 (25)
90.0 (4) ^
Winning % When Leading After 1 50.0 (29)
90.0 (15) -
Winning % When Leading After 2 71.4 (27)
56.8 (1) -
Faceoffs % 50.4 (14)
12.5 (13) v
PIM's Per Game 10.9 (6)
(NHL.com)

There is so much frustration in my head still from the beating the Hawks handed the Canucks on November 20 while we partied at The Forum. Great timing to pull out a stinker, dicks! Even more frustrating is that with every loss Chicago hands us it has become glaringly obvious that they have our number. They are in the Canucks' heads. On top of the 2 playoff meltdowns against them in consecutive years, the Hawks have won their last 3 regular season games against the Canucks, outscoring them 15-5 in the process. Vancouver has lost 3 straight regular season games in Chicago, with their last win at the United Center

Star-divide

coming on October 21, 2009. Something about Mitchell killing Toews and...

Success! On another somewhat positive note: since March 2006 the Canucks are 6-4 in their last 10 in Chicago. But that stat is skewed because the Hawks were not a playoff team until the 2008-09 season.

The November 20th disaster involved a lot of defensive mistakes, turnovers. pretty much any way a team can f*ck things up. Troy Brouwer making Christian Ehrhoff a pylon. Andrew Alberts turning over the puck to Bryan Bickell in his own zone only to chase him around his own goal while Bickell feathered a pass to Fernando Pisani who roofed it. When Pisani scored again almost 2:00 later to make it 6-0, there something funny happened behind the bench and Alain Vigneault which I captured in a GIF:

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Too funny. Fans had a right to be bitchy. Not even a good drunk made me feel any better about it. F*cking Hawks. I hate them. I'm sick of the Canucks losing to them. It must stop now! Know who's rolling for Chicago? I don't care! I only care about a W. For god's sakes stop the bleeding against these guys.

A bonus: No Marian Hossa, who collided with Nick Boynton in practice on November 29th. He's out for 3 weeks with a lower body injury. The Hawks responded the next game with a 7-5 win over the Blues. Yay? Nope.

I think we will see a solid effort from our beloved Canucks tonight. The madness has to stop at some point.

  • Hell, we have solid special teams! 
  • Defensively we have looked pretty solid lately
  • We have contributions from the top 9 forwards right now!
  • Nobody is picking us to win!
  • We have the 29th best goalie against the Hawks in net!
  • Said Vigneault about the 7-1 walloping:

    "They rubbed our nose in it and it was their right," he said. "Last night, when the score was 6-2 and we had a power play I choose to send our fourth line on the ice. We all have our way of doing things. I don't need Quenneville or Chicago to do what they did in our building to dislike them more. We got embarrassed. It's their right to do whatever they want." Oh you're so noble. Give me a break. So the team is pissed? Embarrassed? Woo! Kick some ass!

  • Alexandre Burrows has scored in 3 straight games. He's feeling good.
  • Vancouver has outscored opponents 17-5 during its (current 3-game) win streak after being outscored 17-7 during an 0-3-1 slide. -CBS Sports.
  • Did someone say that the Canucks are 8-0-1 with Jeff Tambellini in the lineup? Well sheeit, check this out:

Tambo_is_money_medium

Keep up the great work, Tambo! Let's see if Mason Raymond keeps scoring after a hatty against the Flames. Line 2 is deadly!

STARTING (and hopefully finishing this time, LOU?!) Goaltenders:


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Roberto Luongo 19 1098 10 7 49 2.68 547 498 .910 1

VS


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Marty Turco 18 1056 8 7 51 2.90 530 479 .904 1

  • Corey Crawford played in 3 straight games (all wins) and now Marty Turco goes in after allowing 11 goals in his last 2 starts.

HERE IS A HAWKS FAN TWITTER PROFILE PIC FAIL OF THE DAY:

Hawks_fan_fail_medium

LOVE hockey & goalies. Marty Turco rocks my world. Fan of:  Chicago Blackhawks, Edmonton Oilers, Dallas Stars, Stockton Thunder, SF Giants.

Lock your doors, Marty! (Apologies anyone if that is a pic of your mom...or sister...or whatever.)

Enjoy the game! May it be a great success!

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5-1 Ehrhoff

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
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by mfarough on Dec 3, 2010 12:46 AM PST reply actions  

That last pic was not pleasant.

3-2 Canucks, Son of Sam with the winner. Tight checking game like the last time we were in the Madhouse.

by seedvt on Dec 3, 2010 12:48 AM PST reply actions  

WTF!?!??

Is that Byfuglien in a wig?

by Underachiever11 on Dec 3, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks

like it.

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOO

4-2 Nucks, Kes GWG.

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 1:02 AM PST reply actions  

Canucks owe me one

after the shit they pulled on my birthday.

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

No forgiving and forgetting eh? We need to have another meet-up that ends up in a win.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

AGREED

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks. Burrows, baby!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 1:04 AM PST reply actions  

Just updated the Wizards list. Lots of peeps picked Dank to score the winner against CGY.
Most fascinating was sunshine and lollipops picking 6-2 Canucks with Dank FTW. SO CLOSE!

Temujin’s 7-2 Flames predictions was a win as well. Too funny

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 1:22 AM PST reply actions  

6-3 canucks

vindication
Daniel Sedin with back-to-back GWG

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 3, 2010 1:48 AM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks. Kesler!

by Twincest on Dec 3, 2010 2:17 AM PST reply actions  

5-4 Nucks
Kesler out for vengence GWG

by Chocolate on Dec 3, 2010 3:07 AM PST reply actions  

message received and returned.

5-2 Canucks. Kesler.

Enjoy the game folks…should be a good one.

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by vancitydan on Dec 3, 2010 3:13 AM PST reply actions  

3-2 vancouver

Burrows.

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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 3, 2010 6:30 AM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canucks

Tambo with the winner

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 6:32 AM PST reply actions  

Miley in a hockey blog

Who woulda thunk. I really don’t like the girl.

4-2 Nuts. Burrdin for the win.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 6:50 AM PST reply actions  

Is that Miley?

When I first opened this post, I laughed simply because of the use of a pic of Kane with a girl as your opposition’s icon for today’s pregame. Awesome. Then I thought it looked like Miley Cyrus, but it looks like this girl’s head is only slightly bigger than it should be, not 50 times bigger (like Miley’s punkin’ head is), so I assumed it was just some random girl.

Funny about Miley…for as hugely famous as she is, I’ve never met a single person who’s a fan. And most people seem to dislike her.

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by K_Dog on Dec 3, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think it is unfortunately.

Head looks too narrow and the facial features aren’t right. I think it was just eightyseven’s wishful thinking! And Sean always comes up with great pictures for these threads

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

forget miley

how about that amazing subject on the bed in the hockey jersey! So that’s what they mean by coyote date…

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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 3, 2010 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

dear god. I was all excited after re-living the Mitchell hit. And then what the fuck was THAT sean?!

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It is incredible

What Sean is able to do with his photoshop skills. How he was able to change that girl’s Canucks sweater into a Blackhawks sweater…is nothing short of amazing! ;)

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by K_Dog on Dec 3, 2010 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

She’s a hottay. I’m mosdef jealous.

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh but it is her.

I win.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Bah

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't get

all the miley hate. Or love. I have no opinion of her… she’s moderately attractive, moderately talented, moderately annoying. All round just boring…kinda the arcade fire of celebrity.

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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 3, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

BOOM

WELL DONE TWITCH

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

haha nice. I agree on all accounts.

by SteveNux on Dec 3, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess...

your parents didn’t buy 2 of your daughters singing Hanna Montanna dolls last Xmas. My kids have had some friggin annoying toys in the past but this is the first time I have seriously considered making a toy ‘dissappear’.

P.S. These goddamn things must be nuclear powered powered by pure evil from Satan’s bowels! After a year they are still working fine.

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The purple Hannah Montana PSP

lkafjlsakdfja0w4398t0w3a948t0agargarlersjagaklerj

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

What was that?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

This beaut.

IT COMES WITH DECORATIVE STICKERSSSSS

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

AHHHHHH

GET IT AWAY.
DEVIL WOMAN

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s Sony gaming alright.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 3, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

She's a Miley fan (haha):

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

none of this makes any sense.

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

5 - 1

Kezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzler carries them to epic win!

by Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

It's gameday again Canuck fans!

Man I didn’t realize that AV held that much hate for us. I guess we can be more than Lu’s kryptonite.

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and hopefully well beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2009.

by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

Well

When you keep spanking us on our home ice it tends to get to people…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I know if it was reversed we would feel the same way.

I’m sure you guys will have our number one day. I just hope it isn’t today :)

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd take

That day being in the playoffs this year over today :)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet you would

Man the playoff race should prove to be nuts in the West this year. I know there’s quite a bit of hockey left, but wow is it a tight points race right now. LA would be out and San Jose is number 8.

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and hopefully well beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2009.

by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

A 4 point spread from 2nd to 12th? Ridiculous. I also find it hilarious that the two absolute worst teams in the west in Calgary and Edmonton still have enough points to be only 1 point out of 9th in the East

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

But don't ever forget that the East is better than the West

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and hopefully well beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2009.

by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

East is Least!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

What he said ^^

Looking forward to a good battle! (since apparently we didn’t provide that last time :P)

by Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

quenneville's

always had a number on the canucks…when he was with colorado they had our number too. AV musta acquired his hate from crawford.

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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 3, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahah

I’ve been seeing “douche” and the like more than usual in your parts.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I haven’t noticed. Maybe I’m just desensitized to it. At least we treated you nicely when you came for a visit the other day.

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and hopefully well beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2009.

by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

That was most definitely earned

Hahaha.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, but

a lot of those refer to our home-grown trolls too

happy ninja may seem happy, but may have to kick your ass if you don't get it in gear.

by puppetmasterp on Dec 3, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Still rue-ing my 2 points lost from my 5-2 prediction...

but it’s not as bad as 6-2.

4-3 Blackhawks, Sharp.

Wait for it….. Wait for it….

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 8:17 AM PST reply actions  

bah

it’s like yer fishing for them… trolling for numbskullisms. Seems familiar though.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 3, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Not fishin’, I’m languishing too far behind in the standings to not take my points prediction thing seriously.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Watch you now go and get 3 points.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Vancouverguy...

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

HAH

That was awesome!

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that picture id $$$

Plus I think is a dude in it, maybe pat kane.
It is time for Hansen to shine .d have a gwg: 4 – 1 canucks

If luongo is so messy againts tjhe Hawks why not start Shneids for a change?

by duru2000 on Dec 3, 2010 8:29 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

isnt it obvious? it’s dustin byfuglien’s photoshoot

by GT-R on Dec 3, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

From James Duthie's one-on-one with Sharp
JD: Are the Wings also still your biggest rival? Or is there someone you dislike more?

PS: The easy answer here in Chicago is Detroit. But for me, it’s the Canucks. We have some very physical games against them. Both sides don’t like each other, but there’s a lot of respect on both sides. We may have gotten the better of them in the playoffs, but it is never an easy game when we play them.

Thought the guys at NM would be interested in this. I know for sure I look forward to these match-ups more than Detroit these days.

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by chiblackhawks on Dec 3, 2010 8:33 AM PST reply actions  

I actually kind of like Sharp. Seems like a nice enough guy. And I agree, I look forward to these matches a lot too now, especially since all our “regular” nemesis are stinking up the bottom of the conference.

I just hope for not another blowout…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

or if it is a blowout

it goes the correct way for once.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.

by Twitchy2010 on Dec 3, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It did last time!

Oh wait……………………………………nevermind!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

When both teams are on

they’re good games. Fast-paced, physical, drama, what more could you want from a hockey game?

by Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

PS

I also like how you guys come over and are such good sports. I think some boards need to keep their trolls locked in the basement, but not you guys!

by Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That's nice to hear

The NM folk that visit SCH have always been respectful too. In general the banter between our two blogs has been fun.

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and hopefully well beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2009.

by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotta admit. You guys are quality over there. My second favorite site, for sure.

Amazing, considering how much I hate the Hawks.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

ha!

I was just going to make the same exact comment (except the reverse – that NM is my second favorite blog which is strange considering my dislike of the ’Nucks).

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by K_Dog on Dec 3, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm glad

you think we’re a cool lot, despite our self-loathing inspired hate of your team lol!

wait… I don’t think I was supposed to say that out loud :P

by Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Second City Hockey is my fave as well. Same with the Committed Indian thingy that is intertwined. Hockey-mad peeps that are our enemy. Good times.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Im a big fan

of Sharpie. Stand-up guy, leader, excellent hockey player.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Good call by management to keep him. Letting Ladd go must have been tough, but they made the right choice for sure.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, Sharp was a high priorty for most of us

and Ladd I think we agree was the one we hated most to see leave.

This year’s priority #1 is signing Seabrook.

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by K_Dog on Dec 3, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus

You get high from sniffing it!

by jluglue on Dec 3, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Also great for signing casts, and labeling boxes. So useful.

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by K_Dog on Dec 3, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What a prankster...

The prank in that article is hilarious

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by tzunino on Dec 3, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Blackhawks TV did a segment on the pranks that they did last year

It sounds like Burish and Sharp were the two guys to watch out for on the road.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharpie

is also from Calgary I believe
so he’s got plenty of reasons to see us as rivals

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Born in Winnipeg, then moved to Calgary, then Thunder Bay

Seems almost every Canadian on our team has a connection to either BC/Vancouver or Winnipeg.

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by HungryHungryPanda on Dec 3, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Nostalgia night in Chitown

5-2 Coconuts. Burr FTW!

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by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 9:16 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That quite literally

Is one of my worst nightmares. If Bill zombifies himself, I sincerely hope John Scott can punch him back into his grave.

by transienthawk on Dec 3, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it would have been Tallon sitting by a neglected fax machine in July.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The biggest improvement I want to see tonight is a better coaching job from AV.

Coach Q has been drinking his milkshake for the last 2 seasons. If I may be frank, I’m getting a little tired of it.

Oh, and don’t call me Frank.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

AV HAS A MILKSHAKE

COACH Q HAS A MILKSHAKE

COACH Q HAS A STRAW

HE DRINKS IT UP

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Ha. Still love that bit. But I am ready to bludgeon AV with a bowling pin every time we play the Hawks.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I’m not overly impressed by his coaching style. He seems to routinely get out coached

by Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't agree more

good call Frank.

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by yoata on Dec 3, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

5-4 Canucks

Kesler = GWG

by Hodge on Dec 3, 2010 9:31 AM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks. Burrows.

by marcness52 on Dec 3, 2010 10:09 AM PST reply actions  

hahahaha

I saw this on MHH. I was hoping it would make it’s way over here.

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 3, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

it was at FTF when we played the Sharks last week. they were trying to figure out why it wasn’t working when we blew them out 6-1.

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They must have opened it. Bad idea.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

well played

they’re used to using it on their opponents.

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll throw in my prediction, tight physical game, 4-2 canucks, manny GWG, last one empty netter

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by kiyotok on Dec 3, 2010 10:42 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Well played...
Yes, Nikolai Khabibulin had a good game. But at this point, the enemy could strap phone books to Betty White’s legs, catapult her into the crease and she’d stone this Leafs team.

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by tzunino on Dec 3, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM

LULZ

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Kaner with Miley?

Kaner does need to be hanging around bad influences like her.

This will be another fun game tonight.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

He was just happy to be the tallest person in a picture for a change.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

still the most obnoxious, but barely :D

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m all for Kane hanging out with celebrities. Look at how well some athletes do once they hook up with a singer/actress. Maybe he should hook up with the Kardashians. Hey! It’s working for Odom.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“I want to be fat so bad” – Kim Kardashian’s body

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't give him any ideas.

Toews probably already has a hard enough time keeping him in line.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The fairly Odd-Couple huh?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

toews should be able to use his reportedly enormous waist-down girth to just kinda get in his way.

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

well we do have this gif of Toews in his underwear in the locker room..........

Maybe I can get Katherine to post it on SCH tonight.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

N O NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmm………

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew missy would like that.

I’m kind of sad to see you changed your signature.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, it was time for change.

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

besides, i’m pretty sure we get McGuire tonight.

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

nooooooooooooo

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT RYAN KESLER IS AN OUTSTANDING YOUNG MAN GORD

SO MUCH PUCK PRESENCE GORD

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This

came to mind:

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Love the polar opposite reactions.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

the guys react violently when we post it

we now use it very sparingly – they have a theory it is bad luck

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It is almost ScarJo time!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thumbs up

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

pssst...

guess what?

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by Kent Basky on Dec 3, 2010 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

niiiice

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

5-2 for the good guys

Malholtra FTW and I am calling a line brawl instigated by a Turco slash on Torres

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by Kent Basky on Dec 3, 2010 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

A line brawl?

You do mean business.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah well

Turco’s a special kinda douchebag ;)

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by Kent Basky on Dec 3, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

hey Sean, our last wins at the United Center were actually games 1 and 5 of the playoffs back in May. only 2 wins we got in that series, in fact.
although you’re probably just keeping it to regular season play…..

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

I was leaving the playoffs out of it on purpose, yes. I stick to reg season because it’s a different beast altogether

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Except for the Leafs. Guess that happens when you don’t have data to work with.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh yeah? I’ve got a sound effect for ya

Now beat it!
:)

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell ya what? Just because it will cost ya 50 bucks, I’ll click it.

Ya big meanie.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Leafs – 13th
Flames – 15th

How’s that bet working out for you Sean? :)

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Victory

will be mine!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man. The truth hurts!

by marcness52 on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha…think I’ll save it for March.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m hurtin really bad, boys. This one’s cutting me real deep.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you want us to give you a band aid?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Think he needs them over his eyes and ears.

Sometimes sensory depravation is a good thing. :)

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Still have the Canucks

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by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys are awesome.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

We're here for ya, big guy

/stands on desk

O Captain, my Captain!!

mj bvn kblfu b76t. Crap. Stepped on my keyboard.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

stay strong on your “flames make playoffs” prediction, homes. there’s no way they’re the worst team in the conference.

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

….. are you sure about that? Even Edmonton is playing with some purpose.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WIN

Well done Kesrows

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont get it

Cammo got a suspension. Why not GlenX?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t get to see it until I just looked it up. It isn’t that bad. I don’t think it warranted a game misconduct. A penalty for sure. I think the fine is the right amount of punishment.

by marcness52 on Dec 3, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm okay with this...

it wasn’t nearly as vicious as the one done by their freaky albino earlier in the season, and maybe it’s because it’s the holidays the medication talking, but this team doesn’t need help exploding. They’re doin’ a heck of a job on their own…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 3, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks

Ballard with the winner, it’ll be a flukey one!

by Sandwich76 on Dec 3, 2010 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

Looks like Calgary is starting Karlsson tonight.

Kipper must have PTSD. Or pulled something fishing all those pucks out of the net.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

He still can’t find his jockstrap after Raymond’s breakaway goal.

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by tzunino on Dec 3, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The only one I really feel sorry for is that kid in the stands that used to emulate him. He probably made his family move to Boston so he could watch Tim Thomas.

The reality check is probably for the best. He’ll most likely grow up to be a more well adjusted individual.

If he still requires a Ginger Jesus, he can simply become a Canuck fan. Problem solved.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Imitating Tim Thomas would be groin-suicide for that kid.

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by tzunino on Dec 3, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Daniel GWG

Smoking and Poking

by Reeferbot on Dec 3, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

What is the irony in this google map image?

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

really? nobody?

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by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Just saying

I was thinking the true irony is that Kokish is hanging on the dry side of Beaver cove

by Underachiever11 on Dec 3, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well good evening all

Yet another re-match of this heating rivalry.

Good luck, but as always may lady luck be more with my team than yours.

PS, AV needs to chill!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

Just out of curiosity

A lot of people over at SCH seem to have a huge hard-on of hate for the Canucks, and I’m not entirely sure why. I mean, you guys have owned us for the last two post seasons, and like to point out that we’re always so focused on the Hawks…yet all the time I always see a ton of people being so focused on Lu’s tears, or Burrows hair pulling, or other parts of . We should be the ones with all the hate.

Then again maybe it’s a Chicago thing and you guys hate everyone, I don’t know :)

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Lu's tears is just a running joke with us.

Burrows hair pulling, well that did happen. Some just can’t let it go. I still think hate runs deeper when discussing the Wings or Blues. With me it’s just a heated rivalry with you guys where we have the upper hand right now.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well the LU tears

Well that is really for the fun of it at his expense, well for no other reason than it is fun to laugh at another teams demise [remember it is a Hawks site] If you can see from the Hawks perspective of LU success, and that infamous news conference after the 2009 elimination well it all strings together.

For the Hair Pulling, well c’mon SB pulled a dudes hair, this is hockey not a cat fight. Caving in a dudes face or breaking your face with another guys hand is okay it is tough and manly, pulling hair not so much

It is a “Rivalry Hate” not a true hate, that is saved for SCUM.

But this is me speaking for myself.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We enjoy making fun of the Leafs

more than is healthy.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well who doesn’t

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We make fun

but actually hardly notice they are there.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I really miss that show.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He should watch his back.

Anyang is waiting to strike.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyang!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Living in Canada

We hear about the Leafs whenever we put on sports TV.

Making fun of “Canada’s Team” is the lulz.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF is the deal I saw the Leafs being worth $1.2B US!!!!

That is more than the Cubs, and about the same as the Freaking Yankees! WTF!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Brainwashing works! Try it on your wife.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hilariously

That’s only the portion that the Ontario Teacher’s Pension Plan owns. And I think they only own about 66% of MLSE?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Major share

Very profitable.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ACC sells out every night, without fail.

MLSE still makes an epic profit. Canadians love hockey, and Toronto is a big city. Makes sense that they’d be worth that much.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I would not doubt they would be one of the more valuable teams in ALL Sports

But to see a Hockey Team, any Hockey team be listed as nearly as much as the Yankees [who I despise BTW] is unbelievable. That is until I saw it was more than just the Leafs though.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s also the Raptors, TFC and the Marlies.
Still, the Leafs are the Yankees of the NHL. Just…worse, and they can’t actually spend all their money

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM

I was actually just about to say this.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

gah

fuck you in the colon, semi.

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

For once I get it in first

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

TWHS

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

not this again

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

jesus, thank you. one in maybe 300 TW(H/S)Ss is any good.

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

wasn’t it a couple of games ago you guys were using it on every other post?

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

every game and it’s killing me.

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the Sharks game

Everyone was pretty high on something that game

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes that was it

It was already out of hand by the time I stopped by.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it was a fun game

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

TECHNICALLY

MLSE owns not only the Leafs, but the Raptors, TFC, Marlies

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes sense with ALL of that.

When I saw the header it was
“$1.2B for the Leafs”

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

According to that Forbes article the leafs are ONLY $505M

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

For a NHL team that is allot

82 Games [41 at home]
~20,000 seats per.
$500+M is a high price tag!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but you also have to take into account the shit-ton of corporate sponsorships, advertising, merchandise, etc, for one of the league’s longest running teams in the largest city of the most hockey crazy country.

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry it was misleading

But $500M that is GOOD it is worth that much, I’m glad to see a Canadian Market doing that well [I’m one of the guys who wants to see at least two more teams back in our Hat!]

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, gotcha.

As much as I would love to see one or more teams up here I don’t think it’s really economical. Edmonton and Ottawa are already near the bottom of the pack in terms of worth and think Ottawa has actually lost money the last couple years.

And the cities that are proposed really aren’t big enough to get enough corporate sponsorship I would think, and QC has the whole francophone thing working against it too.

It’s too bad, I would love to see Winnipeg get the Jets back. I love those uniforms for some reason

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there’s markets for teams up here that make more sense than Phoenix or Bettman’s Kansas City. Does KC really need a hockey team?

by marcness52 on Dec 3, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Massey is throwing a hissy fit about goalies…..

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

I read that from SCH

But I will choose not to describe my favorite quote from it though!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Something about

Replacing Brodeur with a Canuck?
;)

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

How did you guess?

LOL

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I can read minds. Watch out

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, i saw it at SCH too.

don’t worry about the Olympic quote.
i was just worried it was Zona being a douchebag again.

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Patrick Kane and Miley Cyrus? I’m trying to like him but seriously… That’s just lame.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 3, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

C'mon,

He is trying to guide a misguided child back to the better path!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Miley, wanna come for a ride in my limo? We’ve got snacks, drinks, Patrick Sharp…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Now now don't bring Sharp into this.

He is a nice married man now. On the other hand he may have Stalberg in that limo with him.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait

Who was it then? Madden?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Madden

Steeger.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

It was Madden and Versteeg. I bet Madden’s wife never lets him out with the guys again.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably why he did not even entertain the Hawks

His wife said “Johnny after this playoffs is done, you are not going to go back outside and playing with those Chicago Boys anymore”.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

“Awwwwwwwwwwww c’mon. I promise I won’t do it again!”

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

“John, stop trying to validate it by giving me that half-your-age-plus 6 crap”

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

“well since you seem to think you’re such hot shit, mister, maybe we’ll just have to cool you off. we’re moving to minnesota.”

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

“It’s a good thing the missus doesn’t know what I used to do with Havlat.”

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

did they ever play on the same team?

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the Chicago connection

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of like six degrees of Kevin Bacon

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Except cooler

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh and Johnny

You can not go over to Cam’s or Marty’s house until I know you can behave yourself!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved the double meaning there. I wouldn’t want to be any where near Minnesota this time of year. (then again, Chicago is probably similarly cold.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed!

C’mon, He She is trying to guide a misguided child back to the better path!

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit eightyseven

Now I have that stupid B.O.B airplanes song stuck in my head

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Airplanes in the night sky

are like shooting stars

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha. She does that. Beware eightyseven posts.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re welcome. :)

I didn’t even post it first!

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You had

The catchy lyrics in yours though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

4-3 ’cocks. Some asshole with the GWG.

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

haha

cock

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Here I fixed the spelling errors
4-3 ’cocks Hawks. Some asshole Sharp with the GWG.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprise Passive’s spellcheck didn’t pick those up

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

*surprised

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll agree with you on this one

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

what i liked better about my phrasing is that it also leaves open the possibility of Kesler or Burrows scoring the GWG and me being equally right.

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

MARKOV OUT FOR THE SEASON. Possible July 1st UFA if he doesn’t return for the playoffs?

The link is in French, I can’t find an English version anywhere for you Anglophones.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

Bieksa to Habs

!@?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll take

PK Subes for Juice.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

NO!

I’m not trading an underachiever for a future underachiever.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You take that back right now!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I. Will. Not.

/crosses arms and pouts

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s some juice for your pubes

by SteveNux on Dec 3, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

if it were more than one sentence, i’d call on Google Translate.
but since it’s nothing, i’ll translate it myself:

Le défenseur Andrei Markov sera opéré au genou droit le 8 décembre et sa saison est terminée, a annoncé le Canadien vendredi après-midi. Plus de détails à venir

Defenceman Andrei Markov will have surgery on his right knee on December 8th and his season is over, the Montreal Canadiens announced Friday afternoon. More details to come.

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Missy

can we high-five?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

sure, why not?

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Who high fives with their left hand?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

not sure

i just google-imaged “virtual high-five”

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

actually

now that i think of the human anatomy, there is almost one right hand and one left hand in each high-five that happens. when you high-five someon, they’re usually right in front of you, so if you’re highfiving with your right hand, the other person will use their left hand so that the two hands match.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Not me, I never try to match..

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Dec 3, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know...

Normally when I high five someone they high five back with the hand diagonally across from me, which would be their right hand if I led with my right

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

but what happens when you double-high-five?

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by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

someone misses and gets slapped in the face

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

In that case

you are correct.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I would call that

A high ten

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

when you high-five someon, they’re usually right in front of you, so if you’re highfiving with your right hand, the other person will use their left hand so that the two hands match.

Nope. When you’re facing someone you’re highfiving the same hand that you’re using.

Please don’t hurt me.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

high five

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

PEOPLE WHO SPEAK FRENCH

/high-fives Missy back.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

a less literal translation would be

“oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck”
-every habs fan

by Passive Voice on Dec 3, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

“TABERNAK! Jean, donne moi un peu de poutine!”

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

seulement un peu?

Je pense qu’ils veux beaucoup

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

DONNEZ-MOI LA POUTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

JE VEUT

LA POUTINE!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

BUZZZZZZZZ

Je veux

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

et me voilà, donnant une grande explication…

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What's worse than the normal Grammar police?

French-Grammar police!

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

correction grammaticale:

when you use the verb “vouler” in the present 1st person, it’s “je veux

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Its been 4 years

since Ive written in French academically :(

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s been a couple years for me.
however, all we need in French immersion was verbs and grammar.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

in fact, having French grammar drilled into my head so much is the only reason i know my English grammar so well…..

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It's been

about 8 for me

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

...

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

OK so this is poutine right?

I’m generally intrigued and disgusted by it at the same time. Is it good?

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, it is poutine

it’s fries drenched in cheese curds and gravy. it’s amazing.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

it is amazing

I have not had any in a long time though

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Its fucking delicious

Everyone should eat a poutine at least once in their life.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm working on planning a girls trip to Canada.

We are thinking of a canoe trip in the summer. I will have to try some if I ever get across the border.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It should be your

“One Goal”.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you

see what I did there?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I saw :)

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

/smiles, pats himself on the back for wit.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a good man. And witty.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Kesrows

you’re gonna make me blush

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Note:

I can’t actually blush because I am black.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

You cannot actually use Kinect

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinect can fuck off.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I can verify by everting your eyelids. You’re welcome.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Appreciate that

Won’t be using Kinect though.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinect? Enlighten at your leisure…

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

that new Xbox system.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

so hot

right now.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless

You are of the dark skin

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WORD

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well fuck. Duh – me.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

well, does blood rush to your cheeks? because that’s all blushing really is, it just shows better on different people.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

I just smile.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

so you are always blushing?

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think

I smile more than the normal amount.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were implying that your smiling is blushing?

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I was.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

NEITHER CAN I

HOLLAH

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by eightyseven on Dec 3, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

it just looks like you’ve been drinking

by Passive Voice on Dec 4, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ever get across the border.

What, are you wanted for crimes here or something?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Oh yeah I’m public enemy number one. I just don’t travel too much, but there are many places I want to visit.

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting across to you is easy,

Getting back can be a bitch [unless you’re a terrorist, than it is smooth sailing]

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone should eat a poutine at least once in their life. every time they can.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Was this pic really at last weeks game?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

looks like it…….

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

A titanic joke. Classy!

by marcness52 on Dec 3, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s always random topics going on…..

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

ALISON BRIE

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

This B***h has issues!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey

Thats my mistress you’re talking about.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

She is hot

But yo, she is nuts!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh

I’ve had women like this stampede through my life from time to time constantly.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

as Sheldon would say

Bitches be crazy

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by stacie7 on Dec 3, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

she’s a bit off-kilter.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

hi.

i see you post that at SCH all the time.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi Bob…I’m Semi_Colon. Half ass, if you will…

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be stealing my name!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to keep up with your payment schedule….read the fine print.

I’ll hire Beantown!

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi Bob

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

How does a Teacher Pension Plan own part of a NHL and NBA team

or is the name of the group deceiving?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

Nope

It is the Ontario TPP that owns them. They are a group that invests into stuff to get good returns for the pensions of the teachers of Ontario.

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

An investment should not imply ownership and control of an entity IMO!

Especially of that nature!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I guess they just bought a lot of the company and are using the profits to fuel the pension plans. I think that makes more sense

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Zing

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 3, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet another underhanded slap-in-the-face to Sean’s Leafs. Please let the schadenfreude ensue continue.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 3, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOO

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I just talked about Clinton getting BJs from Lewinsky

in my POL 359 presentation. Canucks_gal witnessed it.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

You talking? Or the blowjob?

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The former

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 3, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. Gotcha. Carry on.

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on, Nuckies, gotta conquer your demons tonight.

4-3 Canucks, Son of Sam GWG.

Gonna head out for AYCE sushi+K-bbq, will be back for the 2nd period hopefully. Peace.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 3, 2010 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if anyone’s at their tv already, put on TSN’s “That’s Hockey”, they’re going to have Luongo reading poetry!!!!!!

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 4:18 PM PST reply actions  

it was only a small clip.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 3, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Luongo poetry is easy. So many words rhyme with “suck”. :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no you di’int! ;)

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Lets go with 4-3 Canucks, Burrows with the winner

Of course, I’ve been right all of once this season sooo… yeah.

by Tyr on Dec 3, 2010 4:29 PM PST reply actions  

5-3 Canucks, Dank GWG

by Laharl on Dec 3, 2010 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

Got quiet here!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 3, 2010 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

shhhh

TMFF is still here.

/rehides…ya it’s a word

by kesrows on Dec 3, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Game Thread is up!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

5-3 Canucks

Son of sam ftw. Squeaked one in just in time.

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by nucklord on Dec 3, 2010 5:02 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

nah, game is on at 5:30. Piece of cake!

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