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Canucks At Blue Jackets Game Preview: Peace Sells, But Who's Buying?

CANUCKS
BLUE JACKETS

AT

 

Time 4:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet VAN
Season Series 1-0 Canucks
Last Meeting
3-2Canucks(Dec.15/10)
The Enemy The Cannon Scoring Leaders D Sedin: 17-23-40 Nash: 17-9-26
Canucks
Category Jackets
19-8-5 Season Record 17-13-3
3rd
Conference Position 11th
Lost 1
Streak Won 1
8-5-3
< Road Record / Home Record >
9-8-1
7-1-2
Last 10 3-5-2
+22
Goals For / Against +/- -6
3.25 (4) ^
Goals Per Game 2.52 (24)
2.53 (7)
Goals Against Per Game 2.73 (12)
1.15 (9)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.02 (17)
24.6 (1) ^
Power Play %
11.9 (29)
85.0 (5)
Penalty Kill %
80.3 (21)
30.7 (14) ^
Shots Per Game 30.3 (17)
29.3 (12) v
 Shots Against Per Game 30.4 (19) 
84.2 (4)
Winning % When Scoring First 86.7 (3)
92.9 (2)
Winning % When Leading After 1 91.7 (5) 
87.5 (15) v
Winning % When Leading After 2 100 
57.3 (1)
Faceoffs % 51.7 (6)
11.6 (9)
PIM's Per Game 14.9 (23) 
NHL.com

No time to dwell on a failing Luongo performance and his mates giving up a million shots on goal against Detroit.

IN GOAL


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Cory Schneider 7 349 3 0 15 2.58 180 165 .917 0


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Mathieu Garon 17 940 8 4 30 1.91 414 384 .928 3


-Cory Schneider will face his long time Moose coach Scott Arniel.

-According to CBS Sports, Arniel may be playing Mathieu Garon for the time being as he has has stolen the top goaltending spot from Steve Mason. Garon is 8-4-2 this season. Mason is 9-9-1. (CBS Sports)

Star-divide

WHO'S HOT/COLD

CANUCKS

HOT

-Ryan Kesler: 6 goals and 6 assists in his last 7 games.

-Daniel Sedin: 5 goals and 11 assists in his last 11.

-Henrik Sedin: 5 goals and 10 assists in his last 11.

-Mikael Samuelsson: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 4.

COLD

-Raffi Torres: 2 assists in his last 10

-Manny Malhotra: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 9.

BLUE JACKETS

HOT

-Anton Stralman: 3 assists in his last 4 games. Funny, because the rest of the BJ's are:

COLD

-Rick Nash: 1 assist in his last 4 games.

-R.J. Umberger: 0 goals and 3 assists in his last 10.

-Samuel Pahlsson: 1 goal in his last 16.

MISC

-The Blue Jackets are 3-5-4 in the month of December.

-12,443 Jackets fans watched their team beat the Flames on Tuesday, while 19,143 watched them get spanked 7-2 by the Penguins on December 4. Just sayin'.

-Even with the damned OT loss to the Flames Wings, the Canucks gained at least a point in 11 of their last 12 games.

-The Canucks have beaten the Wild Blue Jackets 4 straight times, but are 5-3-2 against them in their last 10 and 2-2 in their last 4 games in Columbus.

VIDEO

The Last Meeting (and The Keslord's first career hat trick!):

That's funny because Burrows scored his second career hatty against the Jackets last season:

Classic Tilt: Rypien vs Tollefsen:

Good ol' Megadeth..

Forget about the Wings. Focus! Go Canucks go!

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-Even with the damned OT loss to the Flames

I think you are thinking of the wrong team…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 22, 2010 9:15 PM PST reply actions  

Also...
-The Canucks have beaten the Wild 4 straight times,

Been hitting the drink hard tonight Sean?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 22, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Judas fucking Christmas! I have not had a drop! I just wanted to get the post done as quickly as possible. Long day. Thanks for the heads up on both accounts. Both fixed

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 22, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No problem

I know that feeling.

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 22, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They are the expansion cousins of the BJs. right? ;-)

Failing by Lui? Yes, but I might say uneven. Two stinky goals is two too many. So, a D+? LOL

Its just tough when its a big game like this one. Rollie will have to coach him up a bit more on that…

As for this, the BJs can play, and at home, Sorta tough…lets sayyyyy…

Eh, the always static]stically probable number has to come true one time right?

4-2. Capt Ginger with the GWG.

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by vancitydan on Dec 22, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention

Complete defensive failure by Ehrhoff and Edler on the OT winner. But Lu’s got to stop it too

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 22, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, a few guys had uneven games.

Still, apart from the result…a great effing hockey game between these two teams.

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by vancitydan on Dec 22, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes

I won’t complain about the entertainment value.

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 22, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Only complaint I had was that the uneven went to the refs too. Their last call was fairly shitty.

In a game where they were letting knife fights in front of the net go all night….a fairly weak cross check from Burrows let the Wings back in…Holmstrom ( a guy that is "wily, lets say, at drawing those calls…) went down a little easy there.

Meh…I think we got one that was weak too…like I said, uneven.

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by vancitydan on Dec 22, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hey, our PP is back up to #1.

by seedvt on Dec 22, 2010 9:17 PM PST reply actions  

Hahaha, I’ll take it.

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by eightyseven on Dec 22, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Bounce back game.

5-2 Canucks, Kesler gwg.

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by missy on Dec 22, 2010 9:19 PM PST reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Daniel with the winner.

Go Ginger Jesus Go

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 22, 2010 9:22 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet

A point!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 24, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

damn! You caught me!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 24, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Told you

To watch out!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 24, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Its like the Western Conference, there are 4 of us just 2 behind…

;-)

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by vancitydan on Dec 24, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks
Kesler

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 22, 2010 9:25 PM PST reply actions  

Man

Tambo has a sick sick wrister. Just thought I’d throw that out there

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 22, 2010 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

I concur

Dad taught him well. Its his go to shoot out move…come in, do a little back and forth, skating down the middle, then just roof daddy, usually the right side.

Thats pretty gangster. Everyone knows its coming and he still beats NHL goalies regularly with it.

sick…sick…hell, give it a third sick…

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by vancitydan on Dec 22, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s the part I love – every time he’s in alone he’s going to do it, and it always goes top cheese.

I have this recurring wet dream where Tambo is in alone on a breakaway in a playoff OT game and does “The Tambo” to win it.

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 22, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Other coach…“OK, its Tambellini, you know where he is going…”

Goalie…“For fucks sake coach, I know!”

Be nice to see another Bure- like playoff winner..he wears 10…Pavel was wearing 96 by the time he did in the Flames, right?

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by vancitydan on Dec 22, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope…Pav changed to 96 in 96 I think when Mogilny joined the team. In 94 against the Flames he was still #10.

by Shabbadoo on Dec 22, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He's quickly becoming...

my favourite player. Kesler still owns though.

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by nucklord on Dec 22, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 nuts

Keslah wins it.

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by eightyseven on Dec 22, 2010 9:50 PM PST reply actions  

This will be the Canucks’ 3rd game in 4 nights and 4th game in 6 nights. Will they run out of juice?

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 22, 2010 9:57 PM PST reply actions  

I hope not but wouldn’t be surprised if they do. I was kind of surprised Alberts didn’t draw into the lineup last night. Were they resting him for the BJ game?

by marcness52 on Dec 22, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And by last night I meant earlier tonight.

by marcness52 on Dec 22, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Were they resting him for the BJ game?

There’s a joke in there somewhere

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 22, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yes they were resting him

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Nucks

Let’s say Keslord decides to score this time (SURPRISE!) and wins it.

Tough loss, Detroit was; a great game it turned out to be. I doubt these guys will be running out of juice anytime soon.

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by nucklord on Dec 22, 2010 10:50 PM PST reply actions  

5-3 Vancouver

Jank GWG, Tambo with his hatty.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 22, 2010 11:20 PM PST reply actions  

4~2 Nucks. Juice?

Wait what why Juice? I honestly don’t know.

by Chocolate on Dec 23, 2010 2:03 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Canucks need a bounce back

after the egg laid tonight.

Canucks win 5-2, Tambo GWG.

I was at both of those CBJ/Kes & Burr hatties games!

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 23, 2010 2:17 AM PST reply actions  

that’s just sick!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Dec 23, 2010 4:57 AM PST reply actions  

Not to dwell on this..

But we lost a huge point last night thanks to another Jekyll and Hyde performance by Lou. I’m feeling good about the team in front of him, but I don’t see this team getting past the second round with a schizo goalie.
I’m venting a little here, as there’s nothing we can do.. it’s not like we’re going to trade him.. he just frustrates the sh*t out of me.
I heard he skipped the morning skate yesterday to “mentally prepare”… WTF?

by mugsaway on Dec 23, 2010 8:05 AM PST reply actions  

Guess its time to hit

the panic button huh? He let in one softie and only got us one point against the most frightening team in the west, OH NOEEEESSSSSS…

Sorry, but I’m not down with someone being frustrated this much after one game… Do I think Lu is worth 10 million a year? Not a chance. Do I think he’s a frustratingly bad goalie? Not a chance. He’s stolen games for us this season, and that’s all u want from a goal tender ever.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 23, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

just wondering… what games has he stolen?

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by Karina on Dec 23, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Chicago game!

Lou should frustrate people. This is not the Lou of 2007. Not very consistently. A big reason? The butterfly position. That’s something I’ll get into in the new year.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to get into position in the new year? ;)

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 23, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Chicago game = 1 game.
He said games.
I’m looking for a list.

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by Karina on Dec 23, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

well you could always sift through our game reviews and game threads :) I don’t have time to make a list. We have won a lot of games lately, some of it Lou saving our ass, a lot of it scoring a lot more goals and playing good defence. Hey, if Brodeur can be idolized after playing behind a Devils trap all those years, then we can do that with Lou too..right? haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

haha on you can idolize anyone on your team, that’s fine, just I think a case can be made that Lou’s lost at least as many games as he’s won for the Canucks and if people are frustrated with his lack of consistency, then they’re not exactly panicking.

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by Karina on Dec 23, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I would say I agree with most of that.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No Karina. Its a matter of perspective.

Haters are always going to find something to hate on.

The thing is, he has been the difference in “games”. Besides Chicago, I can think of two off the top of my head. a 4-2 game against the Avs last month. 23 shots, but a bunch of huge saves. The game against the Sharks right after. When it was still in doubt, several huge saves to give the Canucks the time to blow them out.

Even the last game against the Wings. 6-4, but he was clearly the best goalie on the ice that game.

People are going to find fault when they are predisposed to hate on him or the team. I get it.

But this whole “10 mil” goalie I find annoying. Its just a payment schedule. By the standard of the NHL cap system, he is a 5.33 mil cap hit.

People always bring up the “10 mil” thing on every bad performance, and say " well, he makes 10 mil" on the good ones.

Saying “he has lost just as many..” is just wrong. I can think of two others, and they were both when the team as a whole just did not show up. The 7-1 game against the Hawks, and the Minny game where Ryp got suspended.

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by vancitydan on Dec 23, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But this whole "10 mil" goalie I find annoying. Its just a payment schedule. By the standard of the NHL cap system, he is a 5.33 mil cap hit.

Well yeah because we circumvented the cap!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

shhhhhh

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 23, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

The NHL says we are cool.

;-)

Shhhh is right!

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by vancitydan on Dec 23, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah seems a bit early to hit the panic button. We’re 9-1-2 in our last 12 games. We lost to one of the league’s best in OT and still secured a point. It was our 3rd game in 5 nights and we have to try to stay fresh for tomorrow night. Lou did let in one bad goal but you can’t expect a goalie to play at an elite level every single game. Every goalie has an off night.

by marcness52 on Dec 23, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the whole team had the day off skating. They should have picked today to do that, not against the Wings.

Hindsight.

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 23, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

That one should have been easy to see before hand…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 23, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

the team had the day off today

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they didn’t practice yesterday too? Or were people lying?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 23, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

DEVILS FIRE COACH MACLEAN. FINALLY. And Jacques Lemaire will show them how to play defence again.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

I hope they lose tonight and fall to 30th.

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by Karina on Dec 23, 2010 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The Devils firing him—that is not going to solve their issues anytime soon.
They have too many problems this year.

What you see is what you get: and with Sidney Crosby:
He is God's gift to Hockey.
Any questions?

by PensFanInDenver on Dec 23, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Jacques Lemaire?

Hello boring ass trap shite….Here’s hoping they continue to stink up the east and they can fire lemaire too…dude is awful for hockey.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 23, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Lemaire again?

The hell? What is it with the season and teams bringing back the same personnel for a second go round?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 23, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

sexual favors

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Money my friend. They are paying Lemaire already, they don’t want to go spend more money to hire a new guy…while paying the guy they just fired.

I thought it would be the other guy they had in the wings…Robinson.

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by vancitydan on Dec 23, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So now

They’ll be boring AND bad

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 23, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA
Anton Stralman.

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by Karina on Dec 23, 2010 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

Happy Thursday

Get to watch both the Pens and the Canucks tonight.
Oh, hockey heaven.

What you see is what you get: and with Sidney Crosby:
He is God's gift to Hockey.
Any questions?

by PensFanInDenver on Dec 23, 2010 9:14 AM PST reply actions  

Hockey heaven

is HNIC for me. Or live Canucks games.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 23, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine is any Canucks game that doesn’t start at 4 pm!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Canucks games and a fridge filled to the brim with beer and pizza being delivered to me by a stoned high school student is also hockey heaven.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 23, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Nucks. Sammy with the winner. He’s fired up.

by cyclone's ghost on Dec 23, 2010 9:35 AM PST reply actions  

Canucks 4-1
Kesler = gwg

by Hodge on Dec 23, 2010 10:08 AM PST reply actions  

Kristen Reid tweeted today that the Canucks did not practice in Columbus. AV choosing to rest his squad.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler

I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.

by eleccy on Dec 23, 2010 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

Canucks win 5-2 with Burr getting the gwg.

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by Bobby Canuck on Dec 23, 2010 10:46 AM PST reply actions  

4-1 Burr

Beantown won’t be watching this game because he’ll be flying to Vancouver tonight… woot!

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 23, 2010 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

4-1 Dank.

VCG probably will be able to watch the game tonight! Finally!

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 23, 2010 11:49 AM PST reply actions  

Stop cheating Sean and gimme my point! =)

I missed a butt whooping tonight. Crappers. Here I was, shopping with the girlfriend at Pacific Center.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 23, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Pacific Centre

must have been pandemonium.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 23, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Updated!

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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 24, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

Torres GWG

Smoking and Poking

by Reeferbot on Dec 23, 2010 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

Somebody pick Columbus!

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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

You cut it out!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Who am I to deny the way it’s destined to be?! :p

by Tyr on Dec 23, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

haha! Yeah, honestly I admire your streak. My lead will be short-lived it seems.

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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 23, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, just got lucky a couple games in a row – betcha from here on in I don’t get a single prediction right!

Your lead is secure.

by Tyr on Dec 23, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So, Sportsnet Vancouver is one of those channels that requires digital cable for no reason whatsoever, correct?

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by ShiftySC on Dec 23, 2010 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah I guess

its pseudo PPV. Guess Im watching this one at the girlfriend’s house!

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 23, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

3-2 Fellatios. Nash with the winner. Hate away…

Just think the boys are gonna be flat tonight.

by kesrows on Dec 23, 2010 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

OH SO WRONG

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 23, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t foresee a slaughter that’s for sure!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 24, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

5-1 ehrhoff

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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by mfarough on Dec 23, 2010 3:58 PM PST reply actions  

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