PITB's first interview! Here's an excerpt: Do you have a response to Roberto Luongo's lost poem, now revealed to have been about you and the distracting nature of your packages? You know you've hit it big when one of the world's best goalies references your junk. We will use this interview to apologize to Luo for our distracting nature, but Luongo has given us ammunition to pick up any girl. How could she not be impressed when we say that Luongo has talked about our package?