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Leafs At Canucks Game Preview: Xmas Comes Early

MAPLE LEAFS
CANUCKS

AT

Time 4:00 PST (bullshit)
TV CBC
Season Series 1-0 Canucks
Last Meeting
5-3 Canucks(Nov.13/10)
The Enemy Pension Plan Puppets Scoring Leaders D Sedin: 16-21-37 MacArthur: 9-15-24
Maple Leafs
Category Canucks
12-15-4 Season Record 17-8-4
12th
Conference Position 3rd
Lost 1
Streak Won 2
4-9-1
< Road Record / Home Record >
10-3-2
4-5-1
Last 10 7-2-1
-21
Goals For / Against +/- +18
2.23 (28)
Goals Per Game 3.21 (4)
2.90 (23)
Goals Against Per Game 2.55 (7)
0.76 (28)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.09 (11)
15.6 (24)
Power Play %
24.8  (1)
76.0 (29)
Penalty Kill %
84.6 (7)
28.6 (22)
Shots Per Game 30.5 (16)
28.1 (4)
 Shots Against Per Game 29.3 (12) 
61.5 (24)
Winning % When Scoring First 82.4 (6)
62.5 (24)
Winning % When Leading After 1 92.3 (3) 
81.8 (20)
Winning % When Leading After 2 92.3 (10) 
49.3 (21)
Faceoffs % 57.1 (1)
11.5 (8)
PIM's Per Game 12.0 (11) 
NHL.com

OTHER TEAM STATS

-Despite getting conquered by the Flames on Thursday, the Leafs have won 2 of their last 3 and 3 of their last 6. Their wins came over Edmonton, Montreal and Washington.

-In 14 road games this season the Leafs have scored 28 goals, "good" for 28th in that category. The Canucks have scored 52 goals in 15 games at home this season (7th overall).

-Toronto and Vancouver both suck when it comes to scoring goals in the 2nd period. Both teams have scored 23, good for 24th and 25th respectively.

-The Canucks have scored 41 3rd period goals, 2nd overall.

-The Leafs have allowed the 3rd most 1st period goals against,

Star-divide

the 6th-most goals against in the 2nd period and the 25th most goals against in the 3rd period. So...get on these guys early is key.

-Outshooting the Leafs leads to good things.

IN GOAL


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Roberto Luongo 24 1404 14 8 59 2.52 669 610 .912 2



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Jonas Gustavsson 16 844 4 8 41 2.91 416 375 .901 0


PLAYER STREAKS (CANUCKS)

HOT

-Ryan Kesler: 6 goals and 5 assists in his last 9 games played

-Daniel Sedin: 4 goals and 9 assists in his last 9.

-Henrik Sedin: 3 goals and 9 assists in his last 9.

Alex Edler: 5 assists in his last 8.

COLD

-Raffi Torres: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 16 games.

-Jannik Hansen: 1 goal and 0 assists in his last 5 games.

-Manny Malhotra: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 6

PLAYER STREAKS (LEAFS)

HOT

-Mikhael Grabovski: 5 goals and 1 assist in his last 5 games.

-Tomas Kaberle: 1 goal and 5 assists in his last 7.

-Phil Kessel: 2 goals and 3 assists in his last 6.

-Clarke MacArthur: 2 goals and 4 assists in his last 7.

-Kris Versteeeeeg: 4 goals and 4 assists in his last 10.

COLD

-Luke Schenn: 1 assist in his last 11 games

-Colby Armstrong: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 10

-Fredrik Sjostrom: 2 assists in his last 15 games.

MISC

-Christian Ehrhoff talks to the media after his practice on Friday. He feels like he can play against the Leafs, while Alain Vigneault says he is a game time decision.

-Alain Vigneault talks about Jonas Andersson not bringing enough to impress himself or Mike Gillis and so it was time to bring Aaron Volpatti when the Canucks play the physical Leafs. (Canucks.com). Lots of praise for Jannik Hansen there, hey?

-The Leafs have recalled G James Reimer from the Marlies as Jean-Sebastien Giguere will miss a bit of time with a groin injury.

-It has been over 7 years since the Leafs won a game in Vancouver (November 22, 2003).

-"I'm not going to say we don't like each other, but it's a big rivalry," Ryan Kesler said today. These teams get it up when they play eachother which is why it's so damned fun watching these games.

-Healthy scratches for the Leafs: Nazem Kadri and Brett Lebda. Back in: Mike Komisarek (returns from hand injury)  (Toronto Star)

-The Avalanche can take over 1st possession of the NW Division Friday night, but have played 3 more games than the Canucks. (God damn it they won 6-5 in OT. F*ck you Ottawa!)

VIDEO

Canucks beat the Leafs in November:

Sundin Kills Brad May. I laughed:

Sundin Kills The Leafs:

Tanner Glass opens a can of whoop ass on Luke Schenn:

Enjoy the game! These are my faves! Go Canucks!

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Yeah that’s pretty sad that the Canucks have to play when the Leafs want us to play. Maybe once they’re better than say fifth worst then they can tell us when we can play.

by marcness52 on Dec 17, 2010 9:03 PM PST reply actions  

Except they have not won here in 7 years(!), and the last 3(?) that have been here on a Sat. night, they have lost.

It won’t matter. Have not decided if the SPW guess should be a close game or a blowout, but I will be pretty surprised if the Leafs win.

Any given team, any given day…yeah yeah yeah….Still be surprised.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Goaltender Defender, and Occasional Regaler/Idioms Div. "He's really focused this year on playing hard at both ends of the rink. Right now, without a doubt, I don't think it's an understatement to say he's driving the bus." AV's sermon of the kesLORD/12/10/10

by vancitydan on Dec 17, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Biggest hockey market in Canada, regardless of how good or bad they are, and CBC wants to show their game at a time where more of their fan base will watch it? Colour me shocked.

I’m not trying to sound arrogant here or anything (even though I’ll come off that way). I know some Vancouver fans will get their panties in a bunch about anything Leafs-related, but, them’s ratings. Leafs don’t make the rules, the fans don’t make the rules, the ratings govern it.

And having lived in the Pacific time zone for 5 years (I go to school in Alberta, but still live there outside of school), I’ve honestly gotta say I don’t mind 4 PM starts. I’d take it over being a Nucks fan in Toronto being subject to 10 PM starts anyways.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 18, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

if they were fans

they’d stay up late…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 18, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. Maybe it’s just me, but 4 PM on a Saturday beats 10 PM. Gives me time to watch hockey and go drinking. Have my cake and eat it, too.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 18, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. But for ME ME ME..it gives me time to get get hammered, then get even more hammered post game, beat the piss out of a homeless person, go to jail, get out of jail, and still make it to church tomorrow morning to ask for forgiveness!

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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 18, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah well I had to miss the first 2 periods of a home game because I was working. I also hate those jerseys we were wearing. Makes us look like we were the away team.

by marcness52 on Dec 19, 2010 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? I love those jerseys…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Goaltender Defender, and Occasional Regaler/Idioms Div. "He's really focused this year on playing hard at both ends of the rink. Right now, without a doubt, I don't think it's an understatement to say he's driving the bus." AV's sermon of the kesLORD/12/10/10

by vancitydan on Dec 19, 2010 1:41 AM PST up reply actions  

5-3 Canucks
Daniel

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 17, 2010 9:19 PM PST reply actions  

I will be at this game, six rows up from the ice, behind Jonas for two periods. With my Leafs fan buddy. Cue the blood.

by sfont on Dec 17, 2010 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

have fun

Friend shadenfreude is the best!

At least he’ll have fun…most of the action will be at that end! Wave for the camera!

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by vancitydan on Dec 17, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome!!

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 17, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be a sick game to be at. Have fun!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 18, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, the Avs won in overtime.

Better make this count, boys. 4-1 Canucks, Earhoff gwg

by seedvt on Dec 17, 2010 9:48 PM PST reply actions  

Get my prediction in early…

5-2 canucks, burr GWG

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by kiyotok on Dec 17, 2010 10:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

4-0 Canucks

Blasthoff GWG

GO CANUCKS GO.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 17, 2010 10:44 PM PST reply actions  

Risky pick for GWG CC

Considering he’s a gametime decision!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 18, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

WELL SEMI

I LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOOOOO

EXTREME PREDICTIONZ1ONE1!1

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1 vancouver

Alex Edler

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 17, 2010 11:05 PM PST reply actions  

Wheee

two points!

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 19, 2010 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too bud!

Top 3 now!

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Goaltender Defender, and Occasional Regaler/Idioms Div. "He's really focused this year on playing hard at both ends of the rink. Right now, without a doubt, I don't think it's an understatement to say he's driving the bus." AV's sermon of the kesLORD/12/10/10

by vancitydan on Dec 19, 2010 1:41 AM PST up reply actions  

After some pondering….

4-1 Canucks. And, because he is from my old hometown, ( well, where I spent those formative teenage years ), and because its his 1st NHL game, Volpatti.

Finally, please, for the love of God, can we come up with a better nickname than the one the Province is pimping…Peppermint ( Peppermint Patty…Volpatti…get it? ) ?

I don’t know, whatever the supermajority here at NM decides, I’ll accede to.

But that? He sure plays the same style I saw growing up there. Hitting was taught pretty early. Crusher?

The degree is in human biology…maybe one of the scientist types here can work with that…

I think I remember calling him (Wolverine or Logan ( like that one ) or maybe what his superhero friends and teammates call him call him…Wolvie.) after watching him in that tussle with Strudwick. (love how he gets in there before Hordy can )

And this one in the AHL…wowsers.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Goaltender Defender, and Occasional Regaler/Idioms Div. "He's really focused this year on playing hard at both ends of the rink. Right now, without a doubt, I don't think it's an understatement to say he's driving the bus." AV's sermon of the kesLORD/12/10/10

by vancitydan on Dec 17, 2010 11:16 PM PST reply actions  

Dr. Volp?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 18, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I got it

Professor Pain

Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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by Kent Basky on Dec 18, 2010 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably prescribe

Terry Tate’s Special Pain Cake.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

How about the VolpattiRaptor?

by NS_Cix on Dec 18, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I like both of those…

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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 18, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Nucks. Dank. Will be out and won’t be able to watch the game at all tomorrow night.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 17, 2010 11:34 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler

I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.

by eleccy on Dec 18, 2010 1:43 AM PST reply actions  

you’re up even later than me!

by SteveNux on Dec 18, 2010 3:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Writing for a living can suck at times!

It’s a matter of one deadline after another. Sorta like those who post here. LOL.

In my case, I prefer to think of it as getting an early start on the day.

by Nux4Ever on Dec 18, 2010 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

kaching!

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 19, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

Game time is CBC’s choice not the Leafs. Turns out theres more people in GTA than BC. Also something about no east coast teams playing tonight other than the leafs while calgary plays later. So money rules leafs play early so CBC can have 2 games.

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by mfarough on Dec 18, 2010 6:06 AM PST reply actions  

I am excited to watch this game

5-2 Canucks
Daniel

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 18, 2010 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

6-3 Canucks

Malholtra FTW

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by Kent Basky on Dec 18, 2010 8:12 AM PST reply actions  

Also need to keep pace with those sneaky Avalanche. Jeebus, look at how goals they’re scoring with a bunch of top guys out…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven

by Semi_Colon on Dec 18, 2010 8:26 AM PST reply actions  

Beat those motherfucking leafs you hear me!

BEAT THEM!
6-1 Canucks
Daniel FTS*

    *for the slaughter

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 18, 2010 9:01 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Burrows GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 18, 2010 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

BTW, I’m gonna be in Toronto for a bday party so hopefully there’s some schadenfreude to be had.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 18, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Beating the Leafs

should be a time honored tradition.
3-0 Nucks, Kesler continues his domination with another GWG. Hell, I’d love it if he’d score a hattie again.

Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?

by spriteofice on Dec 18, 2010 9:38 AM PST reply actions  

Finally watched Inception last night and this morning (feel asleep last night).

Crazy good film. The abrupt ending leaves you hanging!!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 18, 2010 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

Are you sure you aren’t still dreaming though?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 18, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

THE DREAM

IS COLLAPSING

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

5-0 Canucks, Edler

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Dec 18, 2010 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

4-1 Canucks, Torres

Huge night from:
Ryan Kesler
Alex Burrows
Kevin Bieksa
Edler

Thats right. RAKE beats Leafs.

by NS_Cix on Dec 18, 2010 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

Creative…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 18, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I like

well done

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

he scores 2!

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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 19, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

6-2 Canucks

Daniel GWG

Smoking and Poking

by Reeferbot on Dec 18, 2010 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

5-2 nuts

Kes ftw

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by eightyseven on Dec 18, 2010 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Kesler GWG

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by Arizona via Slough on Dec 18, 2010 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

you need to have a sit down with your son and tell him that he’s killing your career as a Wizard! :)

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 18, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

fair enough! :)

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 18, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

go with it...

i’m tempted to change my prediction to that.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 18, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Your son

is a prophet.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He is the messiah

NM has been waiting for.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

haha!

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 18, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it IS the Leafs. Could happen.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Dec 18, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Canucks 5-2
Kesler =gwg

by Hodge on Dec 18, 2010 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

5-3 Canucks

Burrows ftw.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
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by nucklord on Dec 18, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

6-2 Nucks

This is gonna be the breakout game we’ve all been waiting a while for where it’s complete domination start to finish. How could I say anyone other than Kes ftw

by cyclone's ghost on Dec 18, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

I dig this enthusiasm

The Leafs didn’t exactly suck when we beat them last time around. Versteeg and Grabby were a handful for the defense and Giggy shat the bed on Ray’s game winner. Granted our defense wasn’t healthy and Burrows was still green from the injury, but I don’t see this as a cake walk.

Signed,
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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 18, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I too

am worried.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

the sweater

4-3 canucks, manny wins it

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another Eskimo

by van Malmsteen on Dec 18, 2010 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

5-2 Coconuts, Hammer of Thor GWG

by Laharl on Dec 18, 2010 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Nucks. Dank FTW.

Stuck at work til 6 so hating the start time more than most. Have a beer for me in the meantime. Coconuts Go!

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by kesrows on Dec 18, 2010 2:33 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Manager gave me 2 free movie passes

What should I see, Tron or True Grit? Has anyone seen either? Reviews?

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

I’m not a Tron guy. Go with True Grit! I can’t wait to see that one

Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 18, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If they are good for 3D, Tron. If not, True Grit.

by NS_Cix on Dec 18, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

True Grit, obviously. No hate for Tron though.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 18, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I felt really bad

for Knutsen and the girl’s family when that happened. Good to see them get some closure.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

“She would have liked meeting you,” said Fran, her grandfather. “We don’t blame you for anything, either. You’re a very nice man.”

Wow. Terrific story. Hey don’t make me cry before a Canucks game! :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 18, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno about that pic at the top, though. Mats was already pretty accustomed to second round exits by the time he landed in Vancouver.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 18, 2010 3:41 PM PST reply actions  

hey! Lay off the pics! haha. No, Mats had forgotten what playoff failures were like because he had not been there for so long!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 18, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh. You got me there.

As much as I like Chicago, I feel bad for you guys. We felt the same way about New Jersey and Philadelphia. It’s a bitch to keep losing to the same team.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 18, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember those playoff losses by the Leafs. FUCKING HATED the loss to Philly, especially after Tucker obliterated Kapanen. So frustrating. Roenick gets 2 SH breakaways (2 on 1"s) and bags the winner on the second one. Total defensive fail. Canucks can sympathize with those kind of breakdowns.

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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 18, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Gamethread?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Dec 18, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

DO WANT

GAMETHREAD

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That dirty closet Leafs fan Sean is sabotaging everything.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Dec 18, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He has to adjust

his drinking schedule. It’s thrown him off.

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by spriteofice on Dec 18, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That dirty closet Leafs fan Sean is sabotaging everything.

Nah man, I’m way out of the closet on that one!

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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 19, 2010 2:52 AM PST up reply actions  

You're not a closet leaf fan

You’re a closest leaf fan

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 19, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I suggest we use this

as a gamethread in the meantime.

I have a soccer game at 5 so Im going to miss the whole game.

So yeah.

LEAFS VS. CANUCKS

Y’ALL AIN’T READY

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

We'll Miss you CC!

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by spriteofice on Dec 18, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This makes us look so bush league.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Dec 18, 2010 4:18 PM PST reply actions  

Leafs look quick.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Dec 18, 2010 4:18 PM PST reply actions  

They always start this way.

Then fade even quicker.

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by spriteofice on Dec 18, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

glavin

moar goals please

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

STOP THAT

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

Professor PAIN.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 18, 2010 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

PP

SCORE NAO

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

Good collision, not great acting. Man needs to take a class.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Dec 18, 2010 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

LOLOLOL

GREEN GUYS THROWING WAFFLES

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 18, 2010 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

Gamethread guys

http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2010/12/18/1884138/revenge-of-the-nerds-canucks-leafs

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by spriteofice on Dec 18, 2010 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

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