Blue Jackets At Canucks Game Preview: Fire Your Guns!
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 14, 2010 10:59 PM PST
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Print| BLUE JACKETS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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| Time | 7:00 PST |
TV | Sportsnet Pacific |
| Season Series | 09/10: 3-1 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
4-3 Canucks(Mar.02/10) |
| The Enemy | The Cannon | Scoring Leaders | D Sedin: 16-20-36 Nash: 17-8-25 |
| Blue Jackets |
Category | Canucks |
| 16-11-2 | Season Record | 16-8-4 |
| 11th |
Conference Position | 3rd |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Won 1 |
| 8-4-1 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
9-3-2 |
| 3-5-2 |
Last 10 | 6-3-1 |
| -3 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +17 |
| 2.55 (21) |
Goals Per Game | 3.21 (4) |
| 2.69 (14) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.57 (9) |
| 1.02 (15) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.08 (11) |
| 11.7 (29) |
Power Play % |
25.0 (1) |
| 80.5 (23) |
Penalty Kill % |
85.0 (6) |
| 29.5 (20) |
Shots Per Game | 30.5 (17) |
| 30.5 (18) |
Shots Against Per Game | 29.2 (12) |
| 85.7 (5) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 81.3 (8) |
| 90.9 (5) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 91.7 (3) |
| 100 |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 91.7 (13) |
| 502.1 (6) |
Faceoffs % | 57.2 (1) |
| 13.8 (18) |
PIM's Per Game | 12.2 (12) |
| NHL.com |
OTHER TEAM STATS
-UPDATE: This is why even this game against the BJ's is crucial:
-The Canucks and Blue Jackets are tied for 6th best in the NHL in goals against on the road.
-Columbus has only scored 14 power play goals this season. The Canucks 28.
-Both Columbus and Vancouver have only been shutout once this season.
-The Jackets have lost 7 of their last 9 and have been outscored 32-17 in the process. 17 goals in their last 9 games. You'll see why below.
-Intriguing stats from the chart above: The BJ's have not lost a game when leading after 2 periods, and have won 90.9 of their games when leading after 1.
-I've noticed the Canucks' PK is slowly dropping down the
charts, while their 5 on 5 steadily gets better and better.
-These 2 teams will butt heads again next week Thursday.
IN GOAL
PLAYER STREAKS (CANUCKS)
HOT
-Daniel Sedin: 4 goals and 8 assists in his last 8 games played. He has an 8 game point streak going on.
-Henrik Sedin: 3 goals and 8 assists in his last 8 games played.
-Ryan Kesler: 3 goals and 5 assists in his last 8.
COLD
-Mikael Samuelsson: 2 assists in his last 6 games.
-Raffi Torres: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 15 games.
PLAYER STREAKS (COLUMBUS)
HOT
-Rick Nash: 4 goals and 3 assists in his last 4 games. Yeah, somebody shadow this f*cker.
COLD
-RJ Umberger: 0 goals and 3 assists in his last 7 games.
-Antoine Vermette: 2 goals and 1 assist in his last 6 games.
-Derick Brassard: 1 assist in his last 7 games.
MISC
-BJ coach Scott Arniel faces the Canucks for the first time as a head coach of an NHL team. He was the Manitoba Moose coach for 4 seasons before getting signed by Columbus this past summer. So he knows our team...very well. I would expect these 2 teams to play quite the similar style of game. A chess match perhaps?
-Raffi Torres and Manny Malhotra face their former team! Raffi scored 2 goals and 1 assist against the Canucks last season. Bugger. Now may he roast his old team!! We could see line 3 come alive in this one.
-Out since October 23 with an ankle injury, that rat Kristian Huselius may make his return to the lineup against the Canucks. That's not good. He had 5 points in his first 7 games of the season.The goon Jared Boll is a gametime decision.
VIDEO!
Last Meeting (Favorable, yes)
Burrows Hat Trick Goal Against Columbus (January 2010):
Rypien and Hordichuck = Nasty Boys vs Jared Boll:
Enjoy the game! Go Canucks!
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five two nuts
Burr FTW
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
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Haven't done one of these in awhile...
Let’s say 3-2 Canucks, Dank.
LISTEN FOLKS
I DON’T MEAN TO ALARM YOU
BUT I WILL BE AT THIS GAME.
Second year in a row I get to see Canucks vs. Columbus.
6-2 Canucks, Burrows GWG
WOOO!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 14, 2010 11:35 PM PST reply actions
Woo
Have fun!
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me 2
Somewehere up there 313 section
Hope Luongo scores a hattrick for me… Or Bieksa, that would be lovely my little pitbull
by duru2000 on Dec 15, 2010 8:18 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
326 for me
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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321
pour moi
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
313 is pretty good
i was just over in 312 for the game i went to in November. fabulous view in that corner, even in the 11th row. can’t go wrong there (well, except for that the jumbotron cameras never looked at us…..)
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
will be there too
taking my father-in-law as his birthday present.
(and he will be buying the liquid nourishment)
everyone wins!
5-2 Vancouver
Mo money Manny ftw
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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
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mo problems
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Dec 15, 2010 12:24 AM PST up reply actions
OT, took a quick course in Photochop animations
it’s a pain in the ass doing animations, so I quickly did this waffle one up..
Yeah yeah..it’ll take more studying
4-3 Canucks Kesler
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nice
baby steps!
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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 15, 2010 5:54 AM PST up reply actions
awesome dude...
keep at it, it’ll be slick as shit in no time.
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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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yeah right! Unless there’s a quicker way of doing it. There were over 130 frames in that clip. Try editing that many frames! It takes hours! Like I said, I need to keep learning.
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Imagine for these you could use layers. Every time you move the waffle, you’d just copy it twice, merge one with the frame, and use the other frame to move the waffle for the next frame. In theory, it doesn’t seem like it should take that long.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Dec 15, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
Layering waffles is not a new idea. Works with pancakes too.
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So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Dec 15, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
FEAR!
That columbus faceoff percentage. They’ve won it 5 times before the puck is even dropped.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Actually, they’ve won 4 times before the puck has dropped, and then they win that one too. Or does it mean they’re winning face-offs that they’re not even involved in?
“…alright folks, this is a big grudge match between the hawks and the red wings, now time for the opening face-off… Oh shit! It’s won by Umberger! How the fuck did that happen?”
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 15, 2010 5:05 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
they're
winning all of edmonton’s too, thats all.
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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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lol
didn’t even notice that…
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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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let's run with
3-2 Canucks
Daniel
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Hello 2 points!
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Kes got me one.
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4-2, Canucks
Glass with the GWG.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Dec 15, 2010 7:25 AM PST via mobile reply actions
OT
But you need to check this out:
Mario Brothers re-imagined as a GTA style game
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Or I guess a gangland style movie trailer done in GTA
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bahhaha
fucking brilliant. Now I kinda wanna see the movie.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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This was great. At first I thought you were going to link to this video.
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.
Still just as good
as the first time I saw it.
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
OT good thrashers marketing
HT Puckdaddy…this is pretty good marketing, except…well I wonder if non-hockey fans would get inspired to check out a game from this? Also their chick reporter is certainly no Kristin Reid!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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Maybe
We should loan out the Reider to franchises in trouble – I imagine she would help bring in more numbers!
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Awful idea
how are u gonna feel on the day she’s helping out (gag)calgary????
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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 15, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
Okay, maybe bad idea. But I was thinking more of Atlanta/Columbus, not shitty Canadian markets
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it'd be ok
to send her to phoenix for a while, just to see biznasty’s tweets about her: “@biznasty2point0: @reidder came by to interview me…she gives ME panty soup. She seems to like pyatt better tho. Bitch. Pyatt i mean.”
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 15, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Sounds like one from Biz himself!
Pretty funny stuff. They did it well.
Ummmm…4-1 Canucks. Kesler FTW.
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We should loan out the Reider to franchises in trouble
YOU SIR ARE ON NOTICE. Unacceptable suggestion.
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 15, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
4-3 Canucks
Burr on fire! Scores the winner.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
4-1 Nucks
Kesler ftw
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 11:54 AM PST reply actions
4-1 Canucks
Henrik GWG.
"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules."- George Orwell
by Arizona via Slough on Dec 15, 2010 12:12 PM PST reply actions
Zandberg has noted that CBJ is mired in a slump
is it too late to change my prediction and become a numbskull?
I DO NOT LIKE
this
have you no spine, sir?
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 15, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
THE PROPHET
HAS SPOKEN
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
Have the standings been updated?
I don’t see my name. I called 2-1 Vancouver for the Coilers game.
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Sean
will get around to it.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
Talk about
being malhotravated.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
Busy days at work..plus, you are a Naslund sympathizer. -3 points for you, sir!!
I’ll update in a couple hours and let y’all know when it’s done.
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
You the man
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
actually, I’m going to add a “Last Updated” at the top of the Wizards list so there is no confusion.
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
This is a good feature
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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hear hear
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
OK! Done! Section and seedvt each got 2 points for predicting the correct score and team. Arizona Via Slough got one point for predicting Hank to score the winner. Nobody else picked Hank! And I can see why! Well, except for now. He seems to be shooting more.
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
Is Luie playing tonight?
please tell me he’s playing tonight.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 1:20 PM PST reply actions
Random thought:
HBO 24/7 tonight on the 2011 Winter Classic.
I’d watch it to listen to the songs they use throughout.
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Will download tomorrow
Definitely looking forward to that.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Excelsior
Turns out I only have two final exams this semester, instead of the four that I previously thought. WIN.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 2:00 PM PST reply actions
That's more than a win
that’s epic. That’s maybe better than winning the lottery.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
Also, GREAT SUCCESS!!!!!
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
Love this gif
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
It's one of my favs too
Love the guy in orange. Not only does nothing rhyme with him he isn’t really dancing either.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
I can’t see either :(
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Repost
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
How did you think you had more?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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You need to have yourself a good party now
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Heh. Just read this.
Capgeek says when Salo returns Canucks will need to shed over 3.3 mil to get under the cap.
I do not like this.
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TRADE KESLER
But seriously I think Juice will have to go.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
On second thought
isn’t Salo’s cap hit lessened because he’s only playing half the year?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
Still going to have to dump some salary. Will need to make a trade with (almost) nothing in return. Most likely a trade for draft pick or futures. Maybe an entry level contract.
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Honestly, the way Bieksa is playing and the way Ehrhoff has played..I’d flog Ehrhoff.
Where’s the soap? I need to wash my mouth out!
Unfortunately, Bieksa isn’t putting up many points, which may be his downfall.
Nucks Misconduct
"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
At this point. I wish we could just move Salo. Impossible, I know.
As much as I like him and his production. He is way too much of a liability in terms of being active on the roster.
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Salo is a beast
He can play any role and scores big goals. His only downside, is that you cannot plan around him because of his propensity at getting injured.
What happens if he returns just for the playoffs?
He
will have to be our playoff hero.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
Honestly, FUCK SALO. He’s great when he’s here but he’s not here enough. We flog Bieksa when Salo returns and that guy will be on the IR within a month, leaving us FUCKED
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
Come on Sean? No faith in karma? Surely our boy Salo has built up a little good luck for all the bad luck his feckless body leaves him.
I don’t know. He could be perfect for this team the second half. Inspirational….probably will tell his teammates this is his last, then play through some pain in a deep run.
It could happen!
;-)
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nope not happening
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2010 2:09 AM PST up reply actions
Ehrhoff
has been pretty important on the PP, you know, the #1 ranked PP, you know, that only has one goal in the last 3 Ehrhoff-less games…
but other than that, why can’t we move Salo? I think that’s malarky… I don’t like the whole “he signed a no trade clause” argument:". Blah. Say “Hey doofus, you broke your friggin tendon being a jackhole in the offseason… we’ve played almost half a season with out you, we’re gelling as a team, and you aint a part of it… so if you want to play, play elsewhere”.
Also, if Ehrhoff’s situation takes longer than expected, we can put him on the IR, which makes room for Salo… the Hoff has already missed 3 games
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2010 7:19 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh
you used malarky in a sentence and you’re under 65 years old.
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is a bunch of malarky
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2010 7:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i also
got to use ‘malarky’ ‘doofus’ and ‘jackhole’ is the same post… WIN
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions
Well
doofus and jackhole are the only reasons I just commented instead of flagging…you were +2 and -1.
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by Section 312 on Dec 16, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
The Bill Belichick way
Trade good or even great but expendable players for good draft picks and have the best team in the league for years with no rebuilding. Today I read an article comparing the patriots to some sort of franchise death star. I want that for the Canucks.
by Canuckelhead on Dec 15, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions
I miss Randy Moss though.
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by eightyseven on Dec 16, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Speaking of jackholes.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Dec 16, 2010 12:22 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
He used to be okay though! Hahah
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ya.. in 2007 he was awesome. Brady + Moss = TD.
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by Vancouverguy on Dec 16, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
You have to know when to cut your losses and run. Of course it helps to have the best QB ever on your team. Brady alone pretty much carries that team to its success. I mean, don’t they have a very green team this year, but are still doing well?
I don’t think there’s really a comparable position in hockey where 1 person can make a huge difference like that. I guess you could equate it to goaltending, but you still need to score to win. At least in football if your defense is shit you can still just try to score more.
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I think you could equate a QB to either a superstar centre (think Sedin, Crosby) or, moreso, a superstar puckmoving defenseman (Doughty, Pronger).
Sort of, but I think a QB has way more effect on the offense in football than even a superstar centre like Crosby. Even the best forwards are only on the ice for roughly a third of the game, while the QB is out there for every offensive drive
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And you have to be able to use the draft to your advantage. The Patriots are able to stay competitive consistently is in no part due their ability to secure roster-level talent even in the 3rd round, 4th round. You have to be able to hit on those picks more than any other team in order to use their strategy.
Also, in football, each person’s role is so straight-forward, you can probably select player based on a skill-set, and put them into positions where they will succeed. In hockey, I don’t think such a thing exists.
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by Vancouverguy on Dec 16, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
Speaking of the Patriots. Have you seen them over the last month? Beat Steelers, Bears, Jets, Colts… AND other than the Colts, they were utterly dominating wins too.
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by Vancouverguy on Dec 16, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
I was going to watch the second half of the Pats-Bears game, but when I turned it on it was already 30+-0 so I didn’t bother.
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YUHYUH
/gangsterstyle
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I'm bored and rosterbating for next year
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FORWARDS
Henrik Sedin ($6.100m) / Daniel Sedin ($6.100m) / Alexandre Burrows ($2.000m)
Mason Raymond ($2.550m) / Ryan Kesler ($5.000m) / Zach Parise ($5.125m)
Cody Hodgson ($1.666m) / Manny Malhotra ($2.500m) / Raffi Torres ($1.500m)
Jannik Hansen ($0.825m) / Tanner Glass ($0.625m) / Victor Oreskovich ($0.575m)
/ Rick Rypien ($0.550m)
DEFENSEMEN
Dan Hamhuis ($4.500m) / Keith Ballard ($4.200m)
Alexander Edler ($3.250m) / Christian Ehrhoff ($4.100m)
John Carlson ($0.845m) / Kevin Connauton ($0.900m)
/ Yann Sauve ($0.875m)
GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo ($5.333m) /Eddie Lack ($0.900m)
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This is my dream scenario for next season. Sammy gone and Parise in. Hodgson on the 3rd line. Schroeder and CS gone in a trade for Carlson and to get the rights to negotiate with Parise. Kesler gets Zach to sign for roughly the same as himself.
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 2:27 PM PST reply actions
I don’t see Bieksa in there. ;)
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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 15, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
Wanted to get a bit younger
as we defend our first cup!!!
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
More importantly…where is AARON ROME???? You can’t leave hockey Jesus off the roster
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
He retires on top
after winning the Conn Smythe award to start what becomes a VERY successful film and television career.
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
you guys crack me up!
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
Hell, after we win the cup Parise would pay US to take throw him a lifeboat off the sinking (sunk) ship that is NJ!
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It doesnt seem like the Canucks as an organization want Hodgson on the third line. I think it’s top two or Moose for him.
by Canuckelhead on Dec 15, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
5-3 Canucks
Bieksa with the winner, a greasy slider from the low point.
Wizards list from the Oilers game just updated. Keep predicting, I always get around to updating it. If I fail you in any way, let me know either on here or by email.
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TSN saying the Flyers are the deepest team in the NHL. Agree?
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Tough to argue against that
with the way guys like Briere, Hartnell, Giroux are playing. They are deep on D as well.
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not sold on their goaltending.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
kinda like
we weren’t sold on Chicago’s goaltending last year? It doesn’t have to be the best, just good enough, and I think that it is…
And Bobrovsky is better than both.
They are deep. Probably the team out of the East, that or the Pens.
Would love to see a Montreal/Vancouver Pan – Canadian Final. League would probably have a coronary. Maybe they could consider it payback for all the rich Can teams keeping their league flush?
That would be swell.
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Thing is he’s never played a full NHL season, who knows if he lasts by the end of it. There has already been talk that he’s fatiguing a bit.
Poutine & Meatballs
True. Not sure of the grind for the young man. He did the Habs in when it was in doubt tonight.
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Me neither but with how much they spent everywhere else they can’t afford much better.
They could use a certain red-haired goaltender, for a Giroux perhaps…
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I wish! But salry cap logic will f*ck with your rosterbation techniques!
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not sold on their goaltending.
Smo, are you watching the Habs-Flyers game right now? The Philly kid goalie is alright!
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
Bob the Goalie
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Crosby point streak continues. Assist on Malkin’s goal
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I heard that Crosby
is pretty good at hockey.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
The goal
was pretty inconsequential though.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
Like the details of my life?
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by Section 312 on Dec 15, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
Throw me
a fricken bone here!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
Man, PK Subban, nice give away, and then way to not hustle to get back.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
J. Martin
is not going to be happy about that.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
Off to the game
will probably make a fanpost tomorrow with pictures and such.
Also, looked up Darren Archibald. Him and I are of the same colour :D
Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 5:36 PM PST reply actions
I'd
put money on it.
Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
Flyer score, 2-0 now.
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
The HMS Hal Gill scored.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Dec 15, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
goal to van Riemsdyck, assist to Carter.
that was close to being Carter’s 2nd of the night.
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
I like this before the jump
-I’ve noticed the Canucks’ PK is slowly dropping down the
It made it seem like we could just fill it in for ourselves. I would have put toilet but it’s a bit obvious and all suggestions would have worked.
yeah
i’ve noticed lately how Sean always seems to put the jump in the middle of a sentence…..
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
because that encourages people to click on the “continue” link. HELLOOO!!!!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
ah, i see.
going for the page hits. gotcha.
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
refresh your page, missy, got a gift for ya!
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions
It’s not the page hits I care about as much as it keeps people reading.
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
unless it’s the gif below, i’m not noticing anything different…..
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
Blogging 101, missy.....oh wait!
Are you alright???
:)
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
You really like that one eh?
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yes
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2010 2:13 AM PST up reply actions
It worked for me, I was hoping it was toilet and I would be right. Next time
by Canuckelhead on Dec 15, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions
Where's CC?
PK Subban just scored.
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
At the real game.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Dec 15, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
BOOM
TRUTH
Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 15, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
Nucks. 4-1. give it to Ehrhoff.
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FOOLS!!!!!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2010 2:14 AM PST up reply actions
bet the chick
in Zandberg’s GIF above has a numbskull after that…
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I was just going to comment on how stupid that prediction was. Needless to say, I’ve been kept in check by my fellow-NMers.
Sorry, I haven’t been following the Canucks for about 2 weeks now, havent’ watched a game, and going on these boards maybe once a day just to catch up on anything I missed.
It’s been a busy time, and it’s no where near being done. I guess I’m just going to have to go with 8-6 guesses with Naslund getting tricks from now on until I get my shit back together.
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by Vancouverguy on Dec 16, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
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