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Canucks Shut The Oil Rigs Down

THAT is what I was hoping to see and have been waiting for! Absolute domination. Silencing the kids almost to the point of nonexistence.  The Canucks simplified their game and completely lowered the quality chances against. When they faltered Roberto Luongo was there, even though Lou should could have brought his laptop to the crease in the 3rd and joined our game thread. Physicality? Yes, we banged them around, especially Dan Hamhuis on Taylor Hall. He was smacking the kid around all night.

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Excellent work boys. I'm not going to pull out any gripes on this one. Sure, we coulda/shoulda walloped them more on the scoreboard but it matters not to me. That was still:

DOMINATION!

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grumble grumble

we should have won that game 6-0 grumble grumble

Burrows for Rocket Richard. You heard it here first.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

Burrows will never win the Rocket. Sorry. But it’s true.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

You'll eat your words

Zandberg!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No, not this time. Not a chance.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hey zan

how you feelin’
’bout that flames + leafs make playoffs bet?

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 13, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sean should make a bet about Burrows. It’ll give him a chance to even things up.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 13, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I will

a)quit drinking
b)quit this site
c)burn my Sundin jersey
d)pull all my fingernails out with a pair of pliers and put it on YouTube

if Burrows ever wins a Rocket Richard trophy.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 14, 2010 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like

we’re gonna have a good old fashioned bonfire in Smithers!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 14, 2010 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

haha! I’d need a good drunk to numb the pain!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 14, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure if I like that.

1) Who’s going to buy us drinks if you quit drinking?
2) Who’s going to control the inmates in the asylum if you leave?
3) Who’s going to ….. never mind. Burn away.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 14, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Lols copper and blue

They’re ranting and raving about Canucks fans in their arena. Fact remains, we some how managed to do this to Them, Calgary, Ottawa, and even Toronto this year.

by Wisp on Dec 12, 2010 10:11 PM PST reply actions  

grumble grumble

globalization grumble grumble our teams suck grumble grumble

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Chuckles..you need a stiff drink!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So when the Leafs come to town on Saturday, I wonder how many Leaf fans show up compared to usual, given their shitty season. It usually sounds half and half, same when the Habs come.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Vancouver

has a shitload of Leafs fans. Probably be 50/50.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

But the Leafs are sucking like you wouldnt’ believe. Would the Leafs fan still show?

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 12, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

MLSE still makes a shitload of money

the ACC sells out, every night.

Leafs Nation is like the Postal Service. Through rain, sleet or snow. And one day, when nobody suspects it, they’ll walk into the post office with a semi-automatic weapon and unload their ammo, with the last bullet going into their own noggins.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean in Vancouver. Aren’t they playing in Vancouver next week? In Toronto? No doubt. They can field a line up of AHL rejects, mixed with Kessel and Dion and they’d still sell out the ACC.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 12, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah dude

in Vancouver Toronto fans will fill the seats.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

they will come out

but 50/50 is a vast overestimate
more like 20% – 25% tops I’d assume

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 13, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

A lot of them have jumped ship… I know a few.

I wonder if that’s what is happening in other cities…. Well, maybe just Ontario. I can’t imagine Alberta ever doing that.

by Wisp on Dec 12, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You sure?

Grumbly drunks are no fun.

by Wisp on Dec 12, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Studying

Can’t drink too heavily.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

har har

im done this semester already!

UBC > SFU

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

har har. It’s the first time in 5 years I’m not studying in Dec. ohhhhh baby.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 12, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But Chuckles, you're right.

UBC >>>>>>>> SFU.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 12, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

GO CLAN GO

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

you can kid yourself all you like. I’m not studying and you are (supposed to be anyways).

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

the F?
My UBC friends get off on the 18th. I get off in 2 days

GO CLAN GO!!

by Chocolate on Dec 12, 2010 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOOO

GO CLAN GO

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

screw both UBC and SFU

GO VIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also, i just got out of my last exam :)

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by missy on Dec 13, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats! Enjoy your break.

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 13, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

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by missy on Dec 13, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucky!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by missy on Dec 13, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I’ve heard their cricket team is jolly good. Up the Queen!

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes Ive heard similar news

JOLLY GOOD, GUVNA

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Not gonna lie. I’m a sucker for the Clan ladies v-ball team.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Smo

likes tall ladies.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

v-ball teams are great

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Our friends daughter is on the team.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 9:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Watching Renney, and his post game comments, was kind of funny. He was saying if they had brought their compete level that they “had a chance to beat a good team”. He was like, they are a good team…but"

I was laughing and shaking my head. Tom, what game were you watching. Your team barely got out of their own end in the 3rd…

grumble…grumble

I get the coachspeak, and all of that, but really, that was as complete of a dominant game as we have seen in a while. Without Dubnyk playing as well as he did, its 6-1 instead of 2-1.

Oh, and Canuck fans are gaining around the league, or getting more tickets. The Leafs and Habs are greater in number, but hte Blue and Green picks up more new or casual fans, I would bet.

I mean, the starting QB for the Rams ( Sam Bradford ) is a huge Canuck fan.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 10:27 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah I heard that Bradford

was a Canucks fan. Pretty sweet.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

too bad the seahawks didn’t get that guy. coulda used the pub down there.

by Passive Voice on Dec 13, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

oh.. and he’s pretty decent as a QB, which the seahawks also needs.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 13, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but i don’t give a shit about the shawks :D

by Passive Voice on Dec 14, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That was reason enough alone for me to draft him in my dynasty fantasy football league. Wow, I don’t care what you’re talking about, using dynasty and fantasy together in a sentence makes me a huge dork.

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A hugely awesome dork though. Since I am one as well, I have to include the awesome there.

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by Jevant on Dec 13, 2010 5:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Without Dubnyk playing as well as he did, its 6-1 instead of 2-1

.

Actually it’d be 6-0, because no pulled goalie and thus no 6-on-4 opportunity and likely no Eberle goal in that case.

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 13, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Beantown with his technicalities, but i must rec that one, for it is the truth.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 13, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not necessarily truth because different events cause new scenarios which in turn can create different results / scenarios and so on.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 14, 2010 12:25 AM PST up reply actions  

It would have been awesome if Lou had joined the game thread

The internet would reach new levels of fantastic if somehow a player active in a game could post a comment in a game thread, let alone a goalie. Especially if said goalie posted something about how bad the other team was.

by Canuckelhead on Dec 12, 2010 10:53 PM PST reply actions  

Dan Ellis was on twitter last night, complaining about his problems.

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by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Thankfully the Oilers learned their lesson from him and treated Luongo with the upmost respect tonight.

by jeanshorts on Dec 12, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

haha +1

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

A nice game except for the fact that we lost the third period while only giving up 1 shot. wtf?

by marcness52 on Dec 13, 2010 1:45 AM PST reply actions  

Here's the dark cloud...

…to go with the silver lining.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

So

rec worthy. Why the fuck am I up at 4:30 AM?

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 13, 2010 4:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a good question

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

nucksandpucks, you gotta keep chucking us poems!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha, don’t unleash that monster Sean. The depths of my inanity know no limits! I do miss our song-offs with gucci cowgirl though… think we need to revive that tradition.

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 13, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Unleash the monter? You got 5 recs for that! The beast is unleashed!!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yeah fair enough. I just don’t want to swamp the site with my silliness on too regular a basis, but I suppose I could revisit my creative side some time soon (maybe in a slow stretch between games) and come up with a few more poems. Luongo’s poetry is highly inspiring stuff, after all!

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 13, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

one day

he might even unleash the Monster instead of the somewhat less interesting Monter!

by Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

And there I was wondering why the fuck I was up at 730am…

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 13, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I’m just grumpy/tired/pissed off from working all weekend and being up late, but that game was a frustrating to me a bit. I’m happy they won, stupified that the Oil only got 11 shots (seriously, is that a recent record?), pissed off that Lou had his shutout broken on a stupid ass last second shot, and annoyed that the “#1 PP” couldn’t score on an almost 2 minute 5 on 3 against the leagues #30 PK. Damn that Dubnyk! He seems to play really well against us – I remember a couple games last year where he shut the door pretty good a couple times.

Also, I see the magic pen tool is catching on Sean?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 6:23 AM PST reply actions  

Like I told ya, I’ve been doing the magic pen for years.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

you just inspired me to bring it back out :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

If you say so…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I can prove it

Check out the Canucks’ first loss to the Ducks this season. I did a game review. Magic-penned the hell out of it. That was lately. I’ve been doing it for years.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If they shoot higher, they’ll score more goals. I’ve noticed lately that they get shots off but the shots are stopped by almost all the goalies they’ve faced. They only got 2 goals last night after pummeling shot after shot at Dubnyk, something that’s happened in recent games as well. Almost every time that the opposing goalie has made a “fantastic” save, it seems to me that had the shot been higher, the save would not have been made. Has happened to both Sedins a number of times lately, as well as to other Canucks.

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by Bobby Canuck on Dec 13, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't look now,

But Lambert has a stick up his ass again. I don’t really blame him. I’d be pretty upset if I was a flames fan too

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 7:23 AM PST reply actions  

that dude

should switch to boxers instead of the perpetually twisted panties he wears…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 13, 2010 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I tell u

no one can raise my blood pressure like lambert…not cuz I disagree with him so much (although generally I do), but more because he’s such an idiot. He writes poorly, never researches, gets facts wrong, just a straight up hot mess. He puts me on tilt. I think maybe Lambert is a certain former post-er from here sometimes.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 13, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The last line:
It’s not a shot at Naslund to say he doesn’t deserve it. Most guys don’t these days.

It’s his own standard of what he believes should be criteria, I don’t disagree with him, actually.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw that piece, but haven’t read it yet. But in my opinion it is up to teams to set their own policy for jersey retirements and leave it at that – fans of the team can bitch, but no one else can. If Columbus wants to retire Jamie Wright, the Flames want to honour Oli Jokinen, or the Sharks want to hang Johan Garpenlov’s number from the rafters, who the hell am I to say whether or not it should happen?

If Stan Smyl had his number retired today I guarantee most of the league would not understand why. Canucks fans do. And that’s all that matters.

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 13, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaks the truth

FWIW, the Sabres have retired 6 numbers, and they’ve been around as long as we have and haven’t won any Cups either. So yeah. I don’t think the Canucks are ahead of the game.

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by Jevant on Dec 13, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Excellent point regarding the Sabres

by SteveNux on Dec 13, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to say the same thing. That was the main thing that irked me about that article, he bashed the Canucks for retiring 3 but didn’t say anything about the Sabres, who have been around as long as us, haven’t won any either, but have retired double.

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

likely

because he didn’t realize that the Sabres have that many retirees.

Lambert makes a good point to start off with:

Jerseys used to be retired on the merit that the player was an all-time great whose career with a certain franchise was so memorable and littered with indelible moments that can never be forgotten that it would be an insult to his immortal legacy to let just anyone wear the same number.

And at that point then begins to change the location of his speech from his mouth to his ass.

He forgets the most important thing, which nucksandpucks touches on perfectly. Whose indelible moments are they? Football Fans from some hodum town in Nevada? For the players he’s talking about, the league already retired Gretzky’s. Let the team and its fans decide who made a lasting impression on the team and who is worthy of this sort of respect.

Lame-bert

by Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Karina made a fan post linking to Lambert’s article. I put it on the front page. LINK

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

VOR

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

VOR???

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 13, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

wow

that took the wind out of my sails.

by Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Come back anytime. ;)

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought it was

versatile orgasm retailers

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 13, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Me

too! Ive been misled!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s an orgasm?

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

sadly

its true

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 14, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Ick.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Passive

That is some lulz right there.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

The Canucks retiring numbers is for Canuck fans. So all that matters is if the numbers hanging in the rafters resonate with Canuck fans. Not douches who like other teams. It matters not what fans of other teams think. Just like it doesn’t matter and shouldn’t matter what Canuck fans think of the numbers that have been retired by teams like Buffalo, Carolina or even Calgary. It’s none of our business.

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by Section 312 on Dec 13, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

VOR

The sequel.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

so haggard

Sociology final in five minutes. Time to die.

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by eightyseven on Dec 13, 2010 9:57 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Good luck!

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 13, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Gladly!

I have little to contribute though. Planning on making it a concentration though.

Graduate school?

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by eightyseven on Dec 13, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Morning/afternoon/good luck!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Twas a joke

I finished in half an hour.

That or I miserably failed.

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by eightyseven on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Nice. I love exams like that – the joke ones, not the ones were you leave in 30 mins because you can’t do any of it.
My last undergrad exam was almost a German 101 exam (it was actually 2nd last) – I was done it in like 30 minutes too. The biggest joke was it was a “final” and was worth 20% or something stupid low. Coming from eng courses where finals can be 60-70% it was a laugh

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Laugh, indeed.

Now time to drink some Rockstar and prepare for my term group presentation.

Seriously, I look like a zombie right now.

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by eightyseven on Dec 13, 2010 11:42 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Time to get pumped up!

Gogo

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha, slightly random.

But thanks, broski.

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by eightyseven on Dec 13, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Your welcome, anything to help

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

srsly, wtf were you doing in here?

by Passive Voice on Dec 13, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I needed validation.

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by eightyseven on Dec 13, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

that gif doesn’t even really require the waffle to be rec-worthy…in a team with a number of sutters involved, to be the funniest looking dude around is quite a feat.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 13, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I love all the waffle pics and gifs. Best item thrown on the ice ever

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

GOLD YANKEE

GOLD

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Bwahaha!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys see this one?

Puck Daddy had a link to it the other day: http://hfboards.com/showpost.php?p=29473712&postcount=61.

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 13, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

DOUBLE ZOMG

I nearly rolled off my chair laughing so hard. This is the most epic animated gif I’ve ever seen!

by Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap

Avs scored 3 goals in the last 2 and half minutes of the 3rd to fuck the BHawks 7-5 final

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by reggiedunlop on Dec 13, 2010 8:45 PM PST reply actions  

At least

They’re still going to make the Northwest interesting

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You gotta check out SCH

F-Bomb central

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by reggiedunlop on Dec 13, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Keith and Seabrook both -4

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by reggiedunlop on Dec 13, 2010 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking Keith

Killing my fantasy team again

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Doughty has been hindering

mine until tonight.

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by Section 312 on Dec 13, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Quick had a 51 save shutout!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

Against the wings no less

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

ya I saw the score flash by..51 saves thats insane..waiting for highlites

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by reggiedunlop on Dec 13, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I've

Always been suspicious of shot totals from JLA. Seem a tad too high for the hometeam. Course, I see conspiracies everywhere.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 13, 2010 9:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Watched the end of the LA-DET game

Quick with 51 saves… great Odin’s raven.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

This is a tough one

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

OBVIOUS ANSWER

IS OBVIOUS

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you would think so

until you consider how awesome 99 was, and then ask youself, what was his ratio of awesomeness to ice time? Enough to make every minute he was skaing worth 3? 4? 5?

by Canuckles on Dec 13, 2010 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you have to try to look at the word “reach” in that question and find out what they really mean by that.

by SteveNux on Dec 14, 2010 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

it'd be alot easier

to answer the question without that fat ass in our face!

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