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Oh Damn Canucks

Our deep and kick ass team

Bring us the head

Of Jackass Stortini

With crushing checks and speedy glides

Our true Canadian team

Shoot hard and high

Oh Damn Canucks

And take out Pajaarvi

God hates the Oil

Kes is a beast

Oh Damn Canucks

Take out this bottom-feeding team

Oh Damn Canucks

Shut down Hall and Eberle!

Star-divide

And speaking of Canada..

Enjoy the game! GO CANUCKS GO!

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Jesus fuck I hate studying

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

I hate

Fucking working all weekend including night

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus fuck I hate people who advertise they have the first post when in fact it’s obvious because it’s the first post I have to read.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounded worse than I meant it to. I’m also bitter about all this studying.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Join the fucking club.

On second thought that sounds wrong

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus fuck

everyone is so angry

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re so angry they’ve decided not to show up to the game thread

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably because it’s dinner time

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

iluvprezi

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I could sure use witnessing

A nice ass kicking by the Canucks tonight

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

angry, like this frog must be

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You picked

the WRONG tse tse to fuck with froggy!

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 12, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

"Go ahead

make my day, frog".

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi guys!

I see everyone is nice and cranky.

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by stacie7 on Dec 12, 2010 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

Like PPP

without the 1000+ comments preview threads.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well they have a reason to be.

What’s wrong Canucks? At least you didn’t get screwed by an early whistle last night.

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by stacie7 on Dec 12, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No

just a late whistle

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OK I guess that's just as bad :(

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by stacie7 on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m may drop in on occasion but I’m heading out to friends’ house to catch the game.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

Hey ‘Nucks fans – or should I say “fucks” fans judging by the early returns of these comments? You’re a cranky lot.

This game should cheer you up.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

Well, we were hoping the last game would cheer people up to, but it didn’t necessarily come through either…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame it on the mid-season blahs.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone have a feed? the adthe one is offline

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

Canucks_lady

Although it’s not that good

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care about the resolution as long as the feed isn’t choppy. I like to imaging it’s still better than what people were watching pre-expansion.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a little choppy too.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, as soon as I praise it for being not choppy, it freezes up for me.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking pretty sloppy early…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

Is it just me or has the ice been a bit slipprier for the Canucks than usual? They seem to be falling down a lot.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Tamby hit on a much bigger Foster. I like.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Burr!!!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

Burr Baby!

Burr!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

Burrrr

hai frnds.

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

happiness!

/wave

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ngaw

Nice sig, brosef.

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- Dallas Stars Forum

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I do what I can

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Evening. No work tonight?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

Final tomorrow.

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ridiculous passing.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

That was some sedinery for sure

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Just after I find the feed, fuck

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

BURRRRR

WOOOO THATS MY BOY

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

That was first class Sedinery on that dump and chase. Left me shaking my head.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

Penalty shot for the Oil.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

MPS

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

AV doesn’t like it. Looked a bit soft, anyway.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That was… interesting

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

Random:

I have the same hat as the guy sitting behind AV.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Alain having a good chuckle…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

DENIED

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

I could see calling it tripping

Thought it was kind of light for a penalty shot.

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by stacie7 on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Suck it baby!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

LUUUUUUU

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Lu used the stick!

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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by missy on Dec 12, 2010 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

Considering how many penalty shots he's saved

I’m surprised Lu hasn’t been better in the Shootout…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

PING!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

That was a loud post

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Who was that?

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by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Kes

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Kes

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

POST

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

I bought my first

carton of eggnog today. Mmm mmm good

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

Did you add some spiced rum to it?

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by stacie7 on Dec 12, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That will be for saturday at the christmas party!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Never had one

are they fun? By that I mean the party

Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?

by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it’s just a party amongst friends, so it will be like most parties – eat food, get drunk, except it will be Christmas themed!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, I thought #24 was Hordichuk for a sec but realized it’s JoAnne.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

Do not want

Hordi

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes the Caps getting shelled 5-0 in the 2nd. Haven’t they lost their last 5?

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Dec 12, 2010 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

yep

By the Rangers?? yeouch

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If they don’t start playing better the Winter Classic will be a total blowout this year.

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by stacie7 on Dec 12, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel bad for them

Oh wait a minute, I don’t. Ovie had a fight as well

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody know where I can find the Caps game? They’re supposed to be playing tonight, but it seems someone forgot to tell them.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 12, 2010 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

atdhe.net has a couple feeds

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Or was that a joke

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

you missed the joke.

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by missy on Dec 12, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah yeah yeah

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

Shit, almost forgot to title that

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

HURR DURR

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Are Hurr & Durr the new Hank & Dank?

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No

but good idea

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hurr, Durr, and Burr?

Or maybe Herp, Derp, and Burp.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

i like the “Burp”. made me giggle.

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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.

by missy on Dec 12, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Missy laugh

CC smile

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Missy

would have creeped on you for that shit

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i only creep when the title is forgotten.

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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.

by missy on Dec 12, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

or to tell people they missed jokes, apparently

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

that’s what I meant missy. he said:

Shit, almost forgot to title that

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

woosh

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

OKAY OKAY STOP PILING ON
/wrists

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Even missy got it! C’mon!

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by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record

I realized my error before you yahoos started making fun of me

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

the internets

where your mistakes are immortalized for ever lasting torment

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

THATS THE JOKE

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had a fucking long weekend cut me some slack

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dubynyk

looking solid. I like watching the Oil, young fast, takes chances.

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

Second line

cycling like the Sedins.

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Kes

Is everywhere

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

He’s easily been the hardest working Canuck this year

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell him to put that round thing in the net a few times.

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Dec 12, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and specify that the post does not necessarily mean in the net.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

I just talked to Rick Bowness, he’s going to mention it to him on the next shift change

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He wants

this win

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course the Sedins come out against the kids.

Yes, Kes is playing like the kesLORD again.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

Damn it Tamby

don’t lose the puck like that!

by seedvt on Dec 12, 2010 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

Solid 1st: won the faceoffs, SOG and goals obviously.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

No penalties too, aside for the PS that Lou stopped.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I don’t have a pic on hand, but what?

8.5?

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d even go up to a 9-9.5/10.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess if you like boring hockey.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be more exciting if you guys had put Khabibulin in goal

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

true

the first period wasn’t that exciting.

results wise, I wouldn’t give a 9 unless the Canucks were dominating at both ends. I think they are controlling the play, but not dominating.

8 is a good score

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, guilt us into a speed and trade chances game against those young guns!

Nice try Bruce…;-)

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

good point

lol, not a good idea for us…

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot

You’re Canucks fans … OF COURSE you like boring hockey. ;)

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

bazinga…

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice to see your team's woes

hasn’t dampened your humour :D

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

baddam

pish.

We played a lot of good exciting hockey a decade ago. Now we are more interested in winning.

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I care about winning, not flashy play.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Try curling

This Kevin Martin guy is outstanding

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone please explain why the Sedins and Burrows are the 3 players with the least amount of ice time.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

Actually, looking at shift totals the 4th line has gotten 5 shifts and the 1st line has gotten 8 shifts. Average shift length is almost double for the 4th line.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t have it both ways. There is a reason the team is +18 or something like that in 3rd period goals.

Deep teams roll 4 and wear out teams that ride their stars.

It will make an even bigger disparity later in the year.

I’m OK with it most times, as long as our 4th does not get trapped out too much against the opponent’s 1st.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think this is an active strategy, to save the Sedins for later in the game?

And yes, I prefer a 4th line that earns some minutes, unlike a certain number 24.

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by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t imagine they are the lowest two on the team for TOI very many periods.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

They do get most of the PPs that come.

Not active maybe, but AV is definitely playing his 4th more. They have played well mostly with it too.

You can bet if its close in the 3rd that we are a 3 line team, or , if behind, even a 2 line team.

Otherwise, yeah, I would think he likes rolling all 4.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Now if only we could convince him to roll his goalie through the line up a bit more…

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by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

saving energy for later

the bottom lines are doing very well pressing, cycling and holding the play.

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s weird watching a team that looks like it cares and knows what it’s doing.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 12, 2010 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

Your guys do seem to have the doldrums huh?

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been that way all season, regardless of their record.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 12, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Should have got Bieksa instead of Hannan. Would have cost more than Flash though…

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

There are a lot of things that should happen, but don’t.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 12, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hindsight is infallible.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Just say Ovechkin's fight/hit

I don’t like the trend of fighting after every clean fight these days. Ovie laid out a clean hipcheck on his man, why does someone have to come out and fight him again?

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

Lu getting rammed errwhere

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

...

that didn’t quite sound right

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re so perceptive.

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Forgot to turn the on ice mics in time!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

haha

non PG language on sportsnet

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

we were just talking about how every player should be mic’d up and they could put the game on an nc-17 channel

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice Tip Alberts!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

FUCK

there goes that stream

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

Atdhe has one, although it says its the wild ducks game

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

sneaky guys. One of the Van ones is the ducks games

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Both of them are actually

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You swear alot.

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had a rough week

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sucky

What’s up?

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Supervisors

Want me to get a demo system of my project working by early next week and I’m having issues getting things to play nicely

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Minnesota/Ducks game and Oil/Nucks game titles are inversely labelled.

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

DMCA violations? God damn it.

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by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The game went more than 10 minutes without a shot by either team.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

power play!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

Gagner West to the box

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is random. AND NO TITLES!!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that kicks ass

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

/shrug

(SEAN SAID GAGNER WEST)

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Still pretty good, must say

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

All this semi_kindness

is unnerving.

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

o.O

I can be kind sometimes…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahah, still weird.

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact: The Caps blow.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 12, 2010 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

6-0?

Rough stuff

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I want it to get to 10-0.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 12, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s 7-0. There’s still a chance.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 12, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

jesus. Sounds like our stinker against the Hawks

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

That was a sick save

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

SEXY GOAL

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

Oh

That was a sick goal

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

“Oh, what a goal…” I love the commentary from the opposite team’s point of view.

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

Contradicted

With OMG WHAT A SAVE FROM DUBNYK!!!!
Immediately before

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't watch at the moment

Who scored?

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Dec 12, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hank

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by missy on Dec 12, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Alright guys, enjoy the game. I’m going out to dinner now.

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by thelastjohnny on Dec 12, 2010 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

Absolutely sickkk tape to tape action.

"Well suck me sideways!"

by CBJCousins on Dec 12, 2010 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

That’s known as holding the stick.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 12, 2010 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

Good pressure

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

slow internet connection here. Woo Hank!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

Garrett with the umpteenth food suggestion.

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

I have oilers announcers :(

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d rather have Garrett?

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but I do like Shorthouse

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Garrett

would be better off on the food network

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Negative 2 shots on goal.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 12, 2010 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

Best Oiler chance of the period from our own guy!

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

D needs to be a little more careful tonight. That was way too close/bananas.

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by CBJCousins on Dec 12, 2010 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Taylor Swift humps the boards.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 12, 2010 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Wow…quiet Kes. I know Foster dove like Louganis there, and Tamby just got crosschecked in front.

But yeah…the new Kes….remember?

LOL

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

Dive Foster Dive!

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by CBJCousins on Dec 12, 2010 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

that’s KARMA, Kelser

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That was even worse than I thought it was.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 12, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

Solid PK

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

Im back

and I have beer now.

Saw the Captain Hank goal at the liquor store. Sedinery magic!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

what better place to see such magic??

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Both the literal and figurative? Vegas.

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

LOU!!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

Damn Swedish hookers…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

Barely got his money’s worth there!

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Swedish twins? I thought those were just a myth.

by intheloo on Dec 12, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Where was the hook? I didn’t even see it

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

hey it’s Dank’s first hooking penalty!!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

NYR 7, Caps 0 now.

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

Holy

fucking shit

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

geeeeeeezus!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez is right?

They just trying to bottom out quickly, or get a coach fired?

Wowsers. Lots of Ranger’s stat padding tonight!

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

WHO’S IN NET?!

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my

god

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Giving Khabibulin a run for his money.

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Toskala

too

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

their 3rd string goalie by now! haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ends at 7. I am disappointed they didn’t make it to 10.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 12, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if there’s a better option out there.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 12, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Pat Quinn, if you get to him before T.O.

He knows how to handle the stars, and is good with the young guys too.

I would not blame him for the Oil last year. He is entertaining and honest in pressers too.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sick reachhhhh

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

Nathalie Kelly (the chick from Tokyo Drift) rates that period 8/10

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Bert liked that period

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

Wrong pic initially there eh?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

that

needs to be our official win picture. “cheers to you buds”

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

4 points (so far) for the douche that is Perry.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

This Winter Classic commercial blows

WHIPLAAAAAAAAASH

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

Seriously,

The game vs the Leafs is at 4pm PST? If that’s not pandering to the Toronto crowd I don’t know what is…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

Happens every year. They pay millions for broadcast rights…what can you do?

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess so. Was hoping I’d get to watch it, but if it’s starting at 7 EST I may not get to because of Christmas party :(

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Boooooooo. Internet Canuck fan frnds are priority.

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck real friends, the internet is where it’s at

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking hell

Son of Sam takes a TSP, goddamnit

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

Has

anyone else noticed that Son of Sam hasn’t been playing well tonight or last night?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Effects of the concussion?

He hasn’t really been good most of the season though.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone needs

to piss him off.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Enough penalties!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

Burr

trying to get his first shortie of the season

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Mad Money’s all about the wrap around the last couple games

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

Well, gotta love it when the best scoring chances are for your shorthanded team.

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Does anyone remember about 6 seasons ago

one of the Sedins bounced the puck off the back of the net, past the defender, turned around, got the puck and scored a wraparound? Im trying to find a video of this everywhere.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

BURR

GOAL?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

No

no goal :(

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Negative.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Quiet night in the gamethread

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

Students are in finals right now…don’t know bout everyone else.

by intheloo on Dec 12, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i think some are out, or trying to do things at the same time (like me)

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Im in finals

but took a break to watch the game. Back to studying when its done though.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

same

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm here

but not too talkative right now. But you guys are keeping me updated.

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

How are things with you?

Improved?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really

kinda hit rock bottom today. Problems upon problems, no time to breathe.
Thanks for asking CC.

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I really hope everything gets better for you, and soon!

No problem spriteofice. I spend too much time on this website to not care about its members. Always here if you need to talk, also. I think my email is in my profile (?).

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I just checked

and it is. It’s really appreciated. Nowhere to go but up I guess.

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope things get better for ya.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope things turn around for you soon spriteofice. Seeing people unhappy is never fun. Hopefully this game can provide a bit of enjoyment

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

They will

I just gotta somehow get out of the rut I’m in.
Problem about the game? I’m not even watching it! Can’t find a feed.

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Its labelled as the ducks-wild game. Tricky fuckers over at atdhe

by PKSube on Dec 12, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

http://atdhe.net/30567/watch-minnesota-wild-vs-anaheim-ducks
It’s not what it says it is, if you are interested

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks guys!

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Xmas parties

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by Section 312 on Dec 12, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

PP TIME

LETS GO

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

That PP

Not so hot

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes

me put palm to face.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

27-10 shots on goal for Nucks? 0 shots in 3rd period for Oil. Yowza.

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 7:12 PM PST reply actions  

THIS IS

CANUCKS DEFENSE

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god

Ballard hurt again

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

Juice got highsticked

2 man advantage MOTHERFUCKERS

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

Better score here!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG he drew a penalty

by intheloo on Dec 12, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Time to put the foot down

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

2 man advantage! Kill em!!!!

Taking of the Peckham 1-2-3

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

ha!

nice Sean

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Are the coiler fans

booing their team for sucking, or booing every penalty called against them cuz they don’t know shit about hockey? What an embarrassment to be an oilers fan when they boo the obvious like that every time.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 12, 2010 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

FINISH THEM

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

FUCKIN SCORE

NOW

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

League’s best PP better not let both of these get killed.

by Sunder on Dec 12, 2010 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

EDM

Has the worst fucking PK. COME ON

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Dubnyk’s earning his money on this PK.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Canucks should have thrown

everything and the sink at Dubie

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCKIN BRUTAL

GODDAMNIT YOU HAVE A 2 MAN ADVANTAGE FOR TWO MINUTES.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

Yep, that was brutal. They seemed a little laid back on that

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Brutal is a bit harsh. They had 3-4 gilt edged chances…DD just got there.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I know its harsh....

but I was not pleased

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

M’eh! Dubnyk is playin sweeeeeet

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

We're

making him look great.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

partially true yes

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

PING!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

POST

BY EDDY

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

CLANK!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 7:21 PM PST reply actions  

Really Kes, again??

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Kes again?!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

AGAIN KES?!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Did I read that right?

only 10 SOG for Edmonton?

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Yes, 32-10. Gross.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Word

Canucks just had the puck most of the time.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

And 0 this period.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK OFFFFFFFFF

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

FUCKIN HELL

TABERNAK

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

Goddamnit

Luie’s shutout is ruined.

But I’ll take the 2 points.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

Well it would have been a team shutout. Lu had fuckall to do with it.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s not too often you only see 10 shots. Is that the lowest shooting game for a team in a while?

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It was awful. Men againt boys. You guys shoulda won about 6-0.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

well Lu did make some pretty solid saves in the second. In that sense, you are correct, it would have been a team shutout, in that everyone did their part.

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn it, could’ve used that shutout in my office pool.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

See Kes

Stop taking penalties in the last minute. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

Luie's save percentage

10/11 = 91%

Kes will not be pleased with himself.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

Last time

I checked.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

As he shouldn't be

his late penalty’s led to two goals, one of which cost a game

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

and I know Kes will take that shit to heart.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's hope so

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

shoulda been a blowout.

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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

Second of a back to back though, I’m not gonna complain.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hey, 2-1. Just as I predicted

by seedvt on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

1 shot against. 1 goal against

Ah well WIN!!!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

Ironically

Kes has played like a beast for the past 3 games and in the last two games he’s taken late penalties that end up with goals against.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

TRADE HIM!!

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

FOR MARC ANDRE

POULIOT

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still pissed

About that 5 on 3

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

Dubnyk was outstanding.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, the guy deserves a lot of credit for that. But I still would hope that the “#1 Powerplay” would be able to score on an almost 2 minute 5on3

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you;’d think. As it was the Canucks scored on two backdoor tap-ins and Dubnyk stopped about four more of those, and a bunch of other gilt-edged chances. He was the only way of sunshine for us Oiler fans.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

After the game I watched the rest of a re-run of the 2006 WJC Gold Medal Game against the Russians… I couldn’t remember beating them 5-0 but we did. Dubnyk wasn’t the goaltender that game but he was on the squad. Jonathan Toews, Marc Staal, our own Blake Comeau, and, RIP, Luc Bourdon were also on the squad.

by splnwezel on Dec 12, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP

Luc

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP

Luc indeed

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 13, 2010 6:14 AM PST up reply actions  

What a tragedy. Luc was a fine fellow too.

Still remember him scoring the tying goal against Team USA with that long slapper that brought Canada back from the abyss. Toews wound up getting the headlines from that game with his shootout heroics (plural), but without Luc’s goal that wouldn’t have happened.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 13, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

That will probably be called a goal, but its goalie interference. Dude dragged his stick through Luongo.

Should be 2-0, ends 2-1. Meh. Take the win. The better team by far was the Canucks.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

Hey Roberto

"This shootout is brought to you by CIALIS®"

by Twin Terror on Dec 12, 2010 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

Marissa Miller rated that game 8.5/10

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

Agreed.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody see the Ovie fight yet?

He basically jumped Dubinsky and arguably lost the fight.

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by cyxj on Dec 12, 2010 7:31 PM PST reply actions  

The battle for Alberta is on bitches!

Who gets the #1 overall pick in next year’s draft!

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

FALL

FOR HALL COUTURIER

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Leafs want them too… oh wait

by seedvt on Dec 12, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This joke

never ever gets old. Thats a reccin, seedvt.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Worked the first time? Now we have double the fun I guess

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So nice

I’ll rec it twice!

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit

didn’t work for me. oh well!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Mandatory Rec

Always brings a smile to my face

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by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Obama says "Thanks for the 2 points, I'm out"

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 7:56 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

my thoughts on the game (yeah a timing clusterfuck allowed me to miss the first)

 - WTF it started already?
 - Who scored for us?
 - Wow the oilers look bad
 - Fucking dubnyk
 - Hank!!
 - Fucking dubnyk
 - Fucking dubnyk
 - Fucking dubnyk
 - Oilers fans are so lame, booing an obvious penalty like that. I mean I get it, u cheer for the home team…but really? You’re going to boo something THAT fucking obvious? Holy hockey is fucked up in alberta these days.
 - Wow the oilers look bad
 - Fucking dubnyk
 - Fucking kesler
 - Fucking FUCK!
 - Wait, why am i so pissed, we won and made them look pretty bad.
 - GG

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 12, 2010 9:04 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, you are twitchy, aren’t you?

You should listen to Vancouver fans boo obvious penalties some time. It happens everywhere.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 12, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to agree with Bruce here – at pretty much every game fans boo penalties, obvious or not.

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No dude...

not ridiculous booing like tonite. And don’t forget bruce, I’m kind of an oilers fan…they are my second team as has been mentioned here before… Dude I’ve probably been to 150 NHL games in my life, and although the home team fan base are gonna tend to be homers as far as the reffing goes, tonite was embarrassing. The guy boarded Ballard from like 2 or 3 steps out, number showing, and you think it’s natural for fans to boo that call? Give me a break.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 12, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That is to say

there were no questionable calls tonite that deserved booing. I get the booing the high stick on bieksa…that’s just like kicking a team when they’re down…but the other two that got the gears, sorry…not boo-worthy

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 12, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with Bruce on this one.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They weren’t booing, they were BRUing.

Seriously, I don’t know how a reasonable fan could argue with that call. Argue with the hit, maybe … I thought Brule crossed the line there and deserved the full two minutes. Or as I asked my TV set at that moment: “Where’d you learn how to play hockey again? Wasn’t it Vancouver?”

Just kidding on that last one, just another example of the stupidity that is stereotyping. But hockey fandom is largely about taking sides, and it leads to some pretty strange responses at times, and not just in Edmonton. (For example, I’m still trying to get my head around that standing ovation for Bertuzzi.)

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by Bruce McCurdy on Dec 13, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Well

i’m not going to say that vancouver doesn’t have more than it’s share of douchebag fans; if nothing else we’re cursed with the punchout jackass and green-laser-loser… but i was a little shocked that there was booing for that call. And then they boo’d the next two penalties as well, which wouldn’t have even registered with me if not for the first one.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 13, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still trying to get my head around that standing ovation for Bertuzzi.

Because it was fans appreciating what he did at the the time. The positives we got out of Bertuzzi. That’s what was being celebrated.

Plus he had a beer in his hand….

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

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