Canucks @ Oilers Game Preview: Disciples Of The Watch
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 2:40 AM PST
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| Time | Sun. 5:00 PST |
TV | Sportsnet Pacific |
| Season Series | 1-0 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
4-3 Canucks(Nov.02/10) |
| The Enemy | The Copper and Blue | Scoring Leaders |
D. Sedin: 16-18-34 Ryan Whitney: 0-21-21 |
| Canucks |
Category | Oilers |
| 15-8-4 | Season Record | 11-12-5 |
| 3rd |
Conference Position | 14th |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Won 1 |
| 6-5-2 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
5-6-2 |
| 5-4-1 |
Last 10 | 7-2-1 |
| +16 v |
Goals For / Against +/- | -23 |
| 3.26 (4) - |
Goals Per Game | 2.68 (16) |
| 2.63 (10) v |
Goals Against Per Game | 3.39 (29) |
| 1.04 (15) v |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 0.83 (23) |
| 25.9 (1) - |
Power Play % |
16.4 (16) |
| 85.4 (6) v |
Penalty Kill % |
70.8 (30) |
| 30.5 (17) - |
Shots Per Game | 25.8 (29) |
| 29.9 (15) ^ |
Shots Against Per Game | 34.8 (29) |
| 80.0 (8) v |
Winning % When Scoring First | 63.6 (23) |
| 90.9 (4) v |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 66.7 (21) |
| 90.9 (15) v |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 62.5 (29) |
| 57.2 (1) - |
Faceoffs % | 45.1 (28) |
| 12.4 (12) - |
PIM's Per Game | 15.8 (26) |
| NHL.com |
All it took was 1 night for Cory Schneider's stats to fall back down to earth to where Roberto Luongo's stats are...
So we can close the door on that whole Roberto vs Red fiasco right? Schneider was not getting much help from his friends against the Lightning. It seems lately that the Canucks love their puck possession game but are struggling in their own end. When it looks like they are taking care of business (in general) in their own zone they suddenly allow golden scoring opportunities against. These golden opportunities are resulting in goals.
It is time to get back to basics. Sure, the all out attack is fun to watch but it doesn't translate into consistent success if you can't play a 2-way game. Where is the balance? Yeah, the team can be commended for repeated comebacks in the 3rd periods but how about not digging the hole to climb out of to begin with? I suppose the positives here are that the Canucks have gained 11 out of a possible 14 points in their last 7 games. So what the hell am I bitching about? Well, it's like I said before: I want the team to tighten up. I want them to establish some authority. You know, act like the Cup contender that they are "supposed" to be.
Random image:
It made me laugh. It didn't have to be that way.
A few trends that I found frustrating against the Lightning:
-the Canucks looked to be in slug mode for most of the early stages of the game. The Lightning skated with a vengeance and checked like hell. Vancouver seemed fine to carry the puck into the Lightning zone, get smothered, and turn the puck over. Only in the 3rd period did they decide to dump the fucking puck in and establish a forecheck, which, of course, required them to step up the pace of their game a notch.
Edmonton is not going to be a cake walk. There is plenty of skill and speed there as well. Shitloads of work ethic from Tom Renney's team. That work ethic has them 7-2-1 in their last 10. They have achieved at least a point in 6 straight games. They have won 5 of their last 6. All this after a rant about not showing pride wearing an Oilers jersey to the media.
In their last 5 games:
-Magnus Pajaarvi has 1 goal and 5 assists (he is finally cashing in)
-Taylor Hall has 4 goals
-Gagner West has 2 goals and 2 assists
The kids are rolling. Can the Canucks stop them?
Nikolai Khabibulin has started 3 of the last 4 games and has looked very impressive. He continues to defy age and DUI charges. I've always been a fan.
Look at the Oilers' team stats at the top of the page. Is this not a team that we should destroy? Barring Khabibulin being goalie Jesus we should own these guys! Time to step up to the plate, Canucks. Beat these guys in convincing fashion. You know..like you beat the Blackhawks 4 games ago.
I now wonder what the Canucks' record is lately against teams that are playing the second game of a back to back situation. It can't be impressive.
You ever get the impression that the Canucks are just in cruise mode lately? Like they are not pushing full throttle because...well I don't know..they have 1st spot in the NW and are pacing themselves? That's the way it looks to me.
Oh, and thank you to Tampa's Dan Ellis for letting us back in the game on Saturday night. We'll take the point in the OTL.
VIDEO
No, no video. Just beat these punks. And somebody kill Linus Omark for pissing off the Lightning. Ha!
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wizards list updated. Few peeps got 1 point. CC, intheloo and more. Only Tyr picked the Lightning to win and got a point for picking Stamkos as the GWG scorer.
Commence flaming?
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Fuck yeah
Im coming for the title!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Funny. That's what the Honky Tonk Man said, and look what happened:
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
5-3 Canucks
Burrows
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4-1 Canucks.
Kesler FTW
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Bounceback night
Coilers are starting Double D Devan Dubnyk tonight.
5-2 Nucks. Burr FTW
Has coaching staff thought about starting Schneids as a forward? 3 points in 7 games? Put him on the Sedin line, and that’s a lot of Ginger goodness.
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Stop going down two goals going into the third! There, simple.
4-2 Canucks
Daniel
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Whoawhoawhoa, doth my eyes deceive me?
I’ll take what he’s having. But make it Torres with the winner.
He likes showin’ up for his team of old.
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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 9:00 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
What, because I picked 4-2? It has to happen sometime!
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jus joshin
Braw
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by eightyseven on Dec 12, 2010 12:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
5-3 canucks
cuz that’s what the house picked. House always wins. Alberts is built like brick shithouse. So he gets the GWG. Yup, I’m going way creative on that part.
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4 - 1 Good Guys!
Hamhuis!
I hereby propose the following rules to a successful season-
1. No playing teams who have played the night before, especially those who have played on the westcoast.
2. No playing teams who are generally in a slump or whose star players are in the midst of a slump – Except Calgary, because we tapped that shit.
3. Only play teams below .500 who have won 2 or 3 games in a row. Otherwise, their season is one giant slump and we all know how that turns out.
4. Do not take penalties against teams who only score on the power play (coughtampacough) – see what I did there? I just gave some insight.
Follow these simple rules and the Canucks will win every game this season!
i wanna be bold.
bounceback game. 6-1 canucks. Sammy gwg.
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
At least they’re consistent as Glencross got the same punishment.
Poutine & Meatballs
i’m not bothering with a Squid today.
- back-to-back games don’t work too well for Squid, i find. causes for too many stories on this blog for one day.
- i can’t really recap last night’s game so well, because i fell asleep on the couch after the 4th Tampa goal and woke up while they were talking to Stamkos on After Hours.
- i work 12-4 today, and Michael is coming over for dinner and the game right at 5:00.
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
He cross checked the guy on the back, then the stick slid up. Careless, yet unintentional
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Michael?
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
rec’d!..now if we can just find a pic of the Hoff wearing his excellent cape of lights while singing on the Berlin Wall..
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by reggiedunlop on Dec 12, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
What the!!?
I don’t know what this is, but I am amused
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It’s actually the image I’ll use whenever Earhoff scores. But I couldn’t resist..
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Youtube win
David Hasselhoff at Berlin Wall 1989
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by reggiedunlop on Dec 12, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
4-2 Canucks, Kesler
Also watching my local team play and it’s 5-1 to us after one period.
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.
by eleccy on Dec 12, 2010 10:24 AM PST via mobile reply actions
eleccy, you are in the UK right? I am assuming because of sig and choice of other favourite hockey team?
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Yep! Manchester in fact (I’ve been led to believe the football teams are quite famous :) )
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by eleccy on Dec 12, 2010 10:46 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
So I’ve heard…I don’t follow football too closely though. I was actually born and lived over there for a few years.
I’ve always wondered – what is the hockey scene like in the UK? I know they have that Elite league, but does it get a large following? I imagine it gets pretty dwarfed by football.
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The hockey scene is okay. I don’t really follow the Elite leauge, my team is in the Premier league which has less of a following. We have about 1000 people here tonight and even last night when we played Giildford (we’ve been fighting them for top spot all season; we have it at the mo) there were about the same amount of people. The quality between the teams is pretty absurd though. We have 43 points, the bottom team has 7. Teams also struggle financially.
The hockey fans that are about are pretty loyal though. And I enjoy the games :)
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by eleccy on Dec 12, 2010 11:09 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
The hockey scene is okay. I don’t really follow the Elite leauge, my team is in the Premier league which has less of a following. We have about 1000 people here tonight and even last night when we played Giildford (we’ve been fighting them for top spot all season; we have it at the mo) there were about the same amount of people. The quality between the teams is pretty absurd though. We have 43 points, the bottom team has 7. Teams also struggle financially.
The hockey fans that are about are pretty loyal though. And I enjoy the games :)
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.
by eleccy on Dec 12, 2010 11:15 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
It’s generally accepted that we’re pretty low down in the standard of play. I saw it said somewhere that the top level here is maybe ECHL standard but I’ve not watched either so I don’t know if there’s any truthiness in it.
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.
I’m assuming most of the players are home grown British and not internationals? I’m interested in non-major hockey countries, as I’d like to see it grow more internationally.
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In the Premier league it’s a lot more home-grown; there’s a four import limit. However in the Elite league the limit is 10 or 11 so that’s reflected in the play (and wages). Imports get more money than the Brits, and it’s generally accepted that the running costs are less in the Premier league. Manchester moved down a league but I wasn’t a fan when they were in the Elite league so I don’t know what effect it has had.
Definately, seeing hockey grow is good. I was gutted that I didn’t get to see the Bruins play against a selection of Elite league players in the pre-season. And when they season opener was in London I wasn’t a hockey fan. Damn my lame timing.
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.
Which 2 teams were involved in that huge brawl the other night? I’m too lazy/sick to look it up.
Oh, right. 3-1 our guys. Tambo scores the GWG.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
Nottingham Panthers/Coventry Blaze. They play in the top league. Video here. Fun fact – The Blaze player Farmer that’s mentioned a couple of times started the season in the CHL (Ottawa 67s) and that’s a pretty big deal for a British player.
Oh and if anyone was keeping track at home Manchester won 9-2.
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.
No problem :)
Hope you’re not too sick. My cold has gone from mildly annoying to ‘omg, I’m gonna die.’ I wonder if the fact that it’s Monday morning is related…
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.
3-1 Burrows
and hopefully a hip check from Hamhuis to knock Taylor Hall clean on his face.
2-1 Nucks
Danny GWG
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by Section 312 on Dec 12, 2010 11:12 AM PST reply actions
wow
Section you almost nailed it, just wrong Sedin!
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impressive!
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
Have you updated
the standings yet?
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by Section 312 on Dec 13, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions
AHL on CBC right now
Bulldogs (baby Habs) leading Marlies 2-1 right now.
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Yep, it's official: time to put Sami Salo in quarantine.
4-1 Nucks
Dank GWG
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 11:22 AM PST reply actions
Team 1040
All it took was 1 night for Cory Schneider’s stats to fall back down to earth to where Roberto Luongo’s stats are…
Has anyone listened to the Team 1040? Has the peanut gallery called for G-Jesus’ head yet?
Such a shame, back-up goalie only playing as well as Olympic gold medal winner
by Pompey Canuck on Dec 12, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
well said! haha
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
kaching!
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
I want to see
Tambellini destroy his dad’s team tonight.
I got one part of what I wanted last night:
the hits were awesome. Alberts and Torres were beasts on skates. Oilers on a roll, so we must go into shutdown mode.
4-2 Nucks, Kes GWG.
Speaking of the Keslord, he was amazing last night, till he took that damn high-sticking penalty. Although the embellishment was through the roof….
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
embellishing was abundant throughout. Kesler dove on that play where he tried to drive past the d-man and go in alone.
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
I noticed that
but I gotta admit, I was hoping for the penalty shot on that play.
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
by spriteofice on Dec 12, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, a bit of me was too.
And man, you have give Guy Boucher credit for those plays on the PP. I remember watching the leafs game when they gave up the lead to tampa in the last few seconds off a set play from an offensive zone faceoff, and the only thing I could think of on that Kes penalty was “oh fuck oh fuck, here it comes”, and it did. Big credit to those guys, that was a beautiful play on the OT winner.
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iTunes fail
So I’m at the office and looking for a new iTunes radio feed, decide on a station called “The ALT” and the 2nd song they play is Chelsea Dagger..DELETE
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Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh!
Kill it!
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Just saw this tweet and laughed:
“When I’m older, I want to play for the #canucks” “It’s not easy, you’ll have to practice hard!” “Maybe I’ll play for the #leafs instead.”
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Ha
Third Sedin. He even assists like Hank!
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he kinda looks
like a young, asian burrows…got the right hair style… Zandberg…photoshop time!
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lol oh hah
didn’t even notice that was schneids… look fail.
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Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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It’s an ailing child at a hospital…I just can’t do it.
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Well my opinion is
(and not having my own kids, maybe i’m out to lunch here) it’s not about the sad side to it all, it’s about the positive side. I don’t think making something funny out of something uplifting should be hurtful to anyone (except maybe burrows, but something tells me he’d see the humor in it); I’d think that it shows a confidence in ones ability to try and see the lighter side of what’s probably a pretty hard situation rather than making light of said situation. Anyways, it’s moot since it’s only one jesus sedin and a ginger jesus anyways.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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So Hogan kicking shit out of the World Trade Center is NOT ok?
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 15, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
ASIAN BEBE
QTQTQTQTQT
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Is it just me
or did Keith Ballard honour Markus Naslund last night? End to End rush with a goal?
Clickies here Granted, Dan Ellis did his best to help him out…
Something amusing about this, which involves ellis bashing. Does anyone notice how surprised Ballard was at scoring on such a simple shot? He doesn’t celebrated until he gets behind the net, as if it took him about three seconds for it to settle in that such a weak attempt scored.
Yeah, I don’t think he really expected to score there. It was a bad, bad goal for Ellis to let in.
But I agree, good honouring! Ballard has made a couple good end-to-end rushes in the last little while. I think he’s finally finding his legs and getting into the groove of the system
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Semin getting just a fine is silly. I hope hockey comes back to bite them in the ass.
Sammy GWG, 5-2 Nucks.
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It did
Caps lose 7-0 to the Rangers.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 12, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
You can’t make this shit up folks!
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by Vancouverguy on Dec 12, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
I blame Scott Hannan.
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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 13, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Wow. They really don’t have any defense/goaltending. It looked like Varlamov moved out of the way for Marc Staal on one of those goals. Just brutal.
Green and Schultz are also out, so whatever little “defense” they actually had wasn’t even playing
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Henrik GWG
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by Arizona via Slough on Dec 12, 2010 4:34 PM PST reply actions
oh yeah? How is that?
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
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"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Canucks 4-1, Kesler
Almost too late with the prediction, but the game hasn’t actually started yet so… think I’m good!
yep, you have until puck drop. All good
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"What are you? 'I'm an otter'. And what do you do? 'I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.' You're free to go. And what you? 'I'm a cow." Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal? 'But I'm an animal!' You're a baseball glove get on that truck!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Mmmmmm, well the game is about to start, but might as well put in a prediction…
3-2 canucks, edler gwg
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by kiyotok on Dec 12, 2010 5:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions
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