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Canucks At Flames Game Preview: A New Way! A Trial By Fire!

 CANUCKS
FLAMES

AT

Time Wed. 6:30 PM PST
TV TSN
Season Series (09/10) 3-2-1 Canucks
Last Meeting
7-3 Canucks (Apr.10/10)
The Enemy Matchsticks and Gasoline Scoring Leaders D Sedin: 13-14-27   Tanguay: 6-15-21
Canucks
Category Flames
12-7-3 Season Record 10-12-2
3rd
Conference Position 14th
Won 2
Streak Won 1
4-5-2
< Road Record / Home Record >
6-5-0
5-4-1
Last 10 3-5-2
+9
Goals For / Against +/- -2
3.09 (6th) ^
Goals Per Game 2.71 (16th)
2.59 (9) v
Goals Against Per Game 2.83 (19)
1.00 (16) ^
5 On 5 GF/GA 0.98 (19)
25.3 (1) -
Power Play %
14.7 (24)
86.9 (4) ^
Penalty Kill %
82.8 (17)
30.9 (18) v
Shots Per Game 31.2 (15)
31.1 (21) v
 Shots Against Per Game 29.9 (13)
83.3 (5) ^
Winning % When Scoring First 50.0 (28)
88.9 (15) ^
Winning % When Leading After 2 75.0 (25)
56.9 (1) -
Faceoffs % 48.6 (25)
12.5 (12) ^
PIM's Per Game 14.0 (19)
(NHL.com)

 

*UPDATE (12:41): It's Mike Gillis' birthday today. He's 52, and looks like he has not had a night of sleep since he was 10. JK

*Update (11:41 AM): Some friendly banter between Brendan Morrison and Roberto Luongo.

*UPDATE (11:36 AM): Same lineup for the Canucks tonight except...Kevin Bieksa will play and my buddy Aaron Rome will sit. -Canucks Twitter feed.

Heading into their tilt with the Flames, Vancouver has scored nearly 40 per cent of its goals on the road with the man advantage (Dhiren Mahiban from the Globe and Mail.) That's still the lingering issue isn't it? The Canucks have not played well 5 on 5 on the road. In general, however, they do seem to be improving away from Rogers Arena. In October they had a 1-3-1 road record. In November, a 4-2-1 record. The boys have been clicking lately and hopefully this long layoff has not had any negative effect on that.

It's Roberto Luongo vs Miikka Kiprusoff.

The Flames returned home on Monday and beat the Wild 3-0. Last week they played 5 games in 7 nights on the road! Yikes! They got pounded semi-hard on that swing, going 1-2-2. 4 of a possible 10 points and now are on the brink of falling into obscurity, 5 points out of a playoff spot. They went 4-7-2 in November. On November 17, prior to that road trip from hell, they had lost 7 of their previous 8 games dating back to October 28. They traded troubled sibling Brett Sutter and Ian White to the Carolina Hurricanes in exchange

Star-divide

for Anton Babchuk and Tom Kostopoulos. Babchuk is listed as an offensive defenceman but has no points for the Flames yet. Nor does Kostopoulos, who is a checking winger.

Since this is the first meeting of the season between these 2 bitter rivals, a lot of talk will be about Brendan Morrison, who the Canucks let go after preseason in favor of Peter Schaefer. Morrison was sickened management let him go and wanted some form of explanation. I'm not sure he ever got one. Now he can become a Canuck killer to show Gillis that he made a mistake. I expect a big game from B-Mo. Same with Jarome Iginla, who has 8 goals and 4 assists in his last 9 games. Olli Jokinen averages 17:50 a game, and has had 55 shots in his 21 games...but only 2 goals and 9 assists to show for it. Fail. Alex Tanguay is having a bounce-back season, leading the team in scoring (21 points in 24 games) and has 1 goal and 8 assists in his last 7 games. He only scored 37 points in 80 games with the Lightning last season, absolutely screwing me in one of my pools. Damn you Alex!

Should be an excellent game! These 2 teams play eachother hard.

VIDEO:

The last time the Flames and Canucks played a regular season game, the Play of the Year occurred:

Brendan Morrison forces a Game 7 after scoring in triple OT:

I don't think Kesler and Iginla like each other all that much:

Blast From The Past: Jarkko Ruutu makes Dion Phaneuf look stupid:

Double Brawl '09:

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FIRST BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER

That goal by Morrison in the playoffs was so clutch….

4-0 Canucks, Raymond GWG.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 1:20 AM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canucks
Daniel

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 1:23 AM PST reply actions  

Message sent …Flames going down!

5-1 Canucks.

Raffi Torres w/ GWG.

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by vancitydan on Dec 1, 2010 1:49 AM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Dec 1, 2010 4:49 AM PST reply actions  

4-1 Dank

That one goal by BMo. =P

by intheloo on Dec 1, 2010 5:24 AM PST reply actions  

5-1 Canucks

Kesler GWG

Smoking and Poking

by Reeferbot on Dec 1, 2010 7:41 AM PST reply actions  

If Rogers buys the Leafs...

…can we rename the arena next summer?

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 8:25 AM PST reply actions  

Why is this

not showing up on the page when i go to www.nucksmisconduct.com ?

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

wait, what?

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Everytime

i go to the home page it isn’t there…I could only get here thru Yahoo NHL…

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup

still not there

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

this entire post?

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

except its there now.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I monkeyed with the permissions, basically hid it and brought it back. Should be good to go.

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

It showed up

on my facebook feed, thats how I got to it.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

how many years does Rogers own the naming rights for?

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by Karina on Dec 1, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

10 years :(

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No victory is sweeter

than one over the fLames, 4-1 Vancouver, Burrows.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 9:17 AM PST reply actions  

Whoa

You all got some sort of sneak peak of this post that I was unable to see?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

it was

wierd it didn’t show up, but from my yahoo NHL page it was linked.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Which post?

This very one? I’ve had it up on NM all morning…

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by Jevant on Dec 1, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it only showed up to me just recently

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Change your security settings. I swear too much! haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a dream

last night that the Flames beat us 8-4.
Then I laughed because that wouldn’t happen and I knew it had to be a dream.

3-1 Canucks
Sammy with the winner

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

:(

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

BRAAAAAAAAHHHHHMMMM

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I specialize in a very special type of security....

Numbskull security…

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

coming off a shutout

i’ll give kipper, aka the flames only player who is above average for his alotted role, some props

but we’ll still win
3-1 for the good guys
Mr. Alex Burrows

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

I'd say

Rene Bourque is pretty good.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Hell yeah, I’m actually a fan of Rene Bourque. Hate to say it

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

well

he’s a good plauer
but as far as first line players go
no way in hell is he above average as far as first liners go
he ranks 56th in the league for scoring by forwards
considering there are 90 first line forwards that’s below average my friend!

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He's the best

they’ve got.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

2 - 0

Nucks! Tight game, goaltending clinic, Dank FTW.

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 10:13 AM PST reply actions  

First video

It makes me so happy when I watch those highlights. What an amazing game, and against the Flames no less!

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 1, 2010 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

I know

It honestly looked like the Flames were trying to let Hank get as many points as possible…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

if you ask me

that’s disrespectful
to hank’s sheer awesomeness and better-than-[insert any other hockey player]-ness

repent, please

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

No, he was so good he made it look like they were just letting him do it

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Kesler

by andrew21nz on Dec 1, 2010 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

4-2

I think it’s going to be a big game for the 3rd line…

Lets say Hansen with the GWG

by SteveNux on Dec 1, 2010 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

6-2 Canucks, Dank with the winner!

by sunshine and lollipops on Dec 1, 2010 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Henrik GWG

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by Arizona via Slough on Dec 1, 2010 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

Canucks win 4-2

Dank = gwg

by Hodge on Dec 1, 2010 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

3-1 Canucks Glass gwg. Lanny ends Movember by shaving off his soup strainer and declaring “I never did like that fucking thing.”

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 11:49 AM PST reply actions  

Hey Sean

Kindly don’t add stuff like that about BMO. It makes me really pissed off that we passed up such an awesome guy and a pretty solid player over someone we just waived.

Kkthanxbai.

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

But

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Smiley faces, Canuckles

Or I’ll think you are serious.
:)…just like that.
Oh, and

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I am serious

about being pissed off with us passing on BMO for Schaefer.

But I’m not pissed with you :P

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Just needed an excuse to use that gif

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

you do realize

if it wasn’t schaefer we passed on bmo for it woulda been someone else, right? I’m a huge fan of BMO, I wanted him here too, but he just didn’t fit the line up dude. He wasn’t going to supplant kesler or sedin as a center and he wasn’t going to be up in favor of burrows or raymond either…so we woulda had to put him on 3rd line wing or 4th line center…and no way in hell he gets the points he’s getting now in either of those seats.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Who would’ve beaten him out? Bmo knows he’s not a top 6 guy anymore (except maybe with injuries) and would have been a much better bottom 6 guy than Schaefer, who only put up one point anyways. Morrison could have contributed more points and been a great 4th line checking centre, a role noone else has been able to fill this year.

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

hey yer preaching to the choir

but my point wasn’t where I would put morrison…it’s that he did not fit the team anywhere. In retrospect he could possibly be where tambo is now, but maybe not. He could not be in the place where schaeffer was, we do know that.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Schaefer's spot

is on the waiver wire now, and that is my point. Schaefer didn’t fit Schaefer’s spot. Having a character guy in the locker room who will work hard every night and can make your bottom 6 a bit more dangerous is something that would have fit in.

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if these decisions were

made 20 games in instead of at the start of the season, thinks may have been different. Nobody has a crystal ball, the choice made was the choice that made the most sense.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

But who says that’s what he wanted? He’s getting top six playing time now along with PP and PK duties. From the preseason perspective, along with cap issues, Gillis may have had no choice but to say “we basically need a warm body for the fourth line” and Schaefer fit that.

And man are you going to hate our gamethread :)

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

point taken

about Bmo wanting top 6, but he also wanted to be here!

And I may hate your game thread, but I still love you guys!

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

There is another factor too.

B’Mo was on record as saying he would not take a 2 way deal. Gillis needed that for the flexibility with the Cap.

( the fact that they let Shaef’ walk on his deal so he could try the Euro Leagues or retire is redundant. Actually made the team look better around the NHL!)

B’Mo wanted a 1 way deal. He would not have gotten it here. I like him as a person as much as the next guy, but I never understood the Shaef/B’Mo either or thing. One was able to give the Canucks what they needed to sign him, the other took the opportunity they helped him create with the invite and got an NHL deal.

The rest is just window dressing.

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by vancitydan on Dec 1, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They didn't

let him walk, he refused to report, therefore he forfeits his contract.

They let him retire?

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by yoata on Dec 1, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

well

they released him from the contract too. Otherwise it makes playing in the NHL kinda impossible.

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

According to the media, they could have put up some roadblocks…but did not.

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by vancitydan on Dec 1, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me biased I guess, but I side with management. No one was unseating Malhotra which meant Morrison would be a ES fourth liner at best unless there were injuries. At the same time you have all these kids who never get a full shot – Bolduc, Bliznak, Perrault to a lesser extent – and are easier to plug and play in light of how tight VAN is up against the cap. And lastly there were Morrison’s exact requests, some of which we know (2 way, not 1) and some we don’t.

All in, it just wasn’t in the cards.

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no way in hell BMo would have signed here to the 4LC.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I see

Someone found my favourite go to website for sound effects

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont know

how I’ve lived without them up until now.

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Never get tired of those highlights of Sedinery at it’s finest. Mrs. Smo is visible in the ice level replay of Danks between the legs goal. Me, not so much.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

Is she the puckhead? haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

screen cap and howie meeker magic pen

please.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

At 5:34 look just above the ref’s head and to the right just a smidge. The lady in the pink shirt is my darling. People were texting and phoning us all night. ’You’re on tv, you’re on tv!’

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

i love that old school clip of Phaneuf and Ruutu.
i’ve even thought of posting it at PPP, since Phaneuf is now a Leaf and Ruutu is a Sen…..

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

DION PLAY FOR LEAFS

DION OVERPAID
DION HAVE INTANGIBLES

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

DION NO KNOW WHAT INTANGIBLE MEAN

WHAT YOU SAY?
THINGS THAT CANNOT BE TOUCHED?
DION NO TOUCH
DION SMASH!

by Beantown Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

DION SMASH EVERYTHING

DION SMASH THINGS HE DON’T UNDERSTAND
DION SMASH MATH

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Then

Dion also smash defense.

Everything's a mess, I sleep but don't undress, drinking all but the Tia Maria.

by yoata on Dec 2, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

DION SMASH BEING IN POSITION

DION JUST WANT BIG HIT

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 2, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Epic Sutter Facepalm

is Epic.

7-2 Flames

Iginla (3), Jokinen (1), The Spirit of Lanny’s Stache (3) because Movember should continue all year round.

H Sedin, D Sedin

Oh generic deity, we are phrase of misfortune!

by Temujin on Dec 1, 2010 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

hmmmm….. NUMBSKULL ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, misplacement. gotcha.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

WHACK!

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez

sure doesn’t take long for the jackals to surround the prey around here, does it?

Someone should make a Sutter facepalm gif.

by Temujin on Dec 1, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

what game is Sean’s pic from?

oh well, we could always do the glare….

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Whack a mole returns!

Except today it’s whack a kitty..

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

KITTEHS!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

More like

Lightly tap a kitty

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

of course

animal abuse case if it weren’t light tapping….

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

But they’re just cats.

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

it would still piss off the SPCA.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we should play Wack-a-UVic Bunny. I hear there is a plethora of them on campus.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they seem to not be able to ever get rid of those

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Everything's a mess, I sleep but don't undress, drinking all but the Tia Maria.

by yoata on Dec 1, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope it would be more petting, less tapping…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!!!

that’s what i suggested!!! thank you :)

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

WIN

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Gillis

actually looks like he hasn’t slept since 1982.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

that’s much less than 42 years ago.

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by Karina on Dec 1, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He's 52.

He hasn’t slept since he was 24 years old, roughly.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds more realistic

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

fantasy help needed.

i have 3 centers in one of my leagues: Hank, BMO, and Antoine Vermette. they all play tonight, but i only have 2 spots for C’s. who do i put on the bench??

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

easy

Morrison on the bench. Hank and Vermette are rolling right now.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You know the person you put on the bench is going to have a monster game and the one you put in will be -3 with no points. At least that’s how it goes for me.

by marcness52 on Dec 1, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, i’m incredibly worried about that.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Blackberry All-Access Pregame Show: players to watch tonight in the West are the Twins.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

Notice

it doesn’t say “Players to watch”, it says “Player to watch” lol

as a side note, why is it that NHL videos are always so slow to buffer, particularly when it isn’t like the quality is great (less than 720p).

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Still stuck

in 2003.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazing what a nice suit can do...

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I like earlier starting games

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

it’s only a difference of a half hour, you know….

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Every little bit helps

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks. Burrows.

by marcness52 on Dec 1, 2010 1:52 PM PST reply actions  

3-2 Canucks. Malhotra with GWG.

by Bobby Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

5-1 Nucks

Son o’ Sam FTW

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by eightyseven on Dec 1, 2010 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

5-2 Nucks

maybe it’s the meds talking… but I don’t give a rats ass about BMo… appreciate his contributions. he now plays for the enemy. move along. nice to see some Testament love btw. my apologies once again for not being around, having back issues that are complicating things (yeah, I know I am a mess…)

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by Kent Basky on Dec 1, 2010 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

there you are!

we were starting to worry about you.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry

I don’t mean to make y’all worry. I promise I will check in more often.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 1, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss your abrasiveness!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

TWHS

Everything's a mess, I sleep but don't undress, drinking all but the Tia Maria.

by yoata on Dec 1, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Kiss My Ass!

see what I did there?

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by Kent Basky on Dec 1, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Shall we send you a fruit basket?

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

ummm

If by fruit you mean an assortment of fermented malt beverages… then yes, please

heh

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by Kent Basky on Dec 1, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

DO WANT

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

What CC said

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of redundant. When it comes to Burrows and CC, Burr’s wearing the pants.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 1, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor CC

Maybe someone will buy him a kilt this Christmas.

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Let

everything hang free, man.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

can we just skip this game

and go straight to friday vs. Chicago. i need some redemption.

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by Canuck_gal on Dec 1, 2010 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

gasp

you don’t want to see a spanking of the Flames?

Brent Sutter is not Impressed!

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you love that gif, don’t you?

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Angry Sutter gif

so hot right now.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

..esp on Canucks-Flames game day!

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

the Flames/Caunucks rivalry has taken a back seat

to the rivalry with the Blackhawks. And i have family in Chicago and I had to hear it like no tomorrow when they eliminated us twice. I would care more if the Flames were in the hunt for the NW. but as of right now it looks like it’s going to be a race between us and the Avs. But who knows, they could still claw their way back into it. But gone are the days of Iginla fighting Kesler.

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by Canuck_gal on Dec 1, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Even Brent Sutter wants to see a spanking of the Flames now does he?

by jluglue on Dec 1, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a guy up at school today

wearing a Bernier jersey.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

did you laugh? at him?

Or did you do a Brent Sutter and look not impressed?

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The

latter.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually liked Bernier

besides all the inconsistencies and injuries. the first game of the 08/09 season vs. Flames, he scored + got into a fight and the whole crowd was chanting “Bernier! Bernier” and he scored some goals vs. LAK during the playoffs. But again, he underwhelmed most of the time.

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by Canuck_gal on Dec 1, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He literally had cinder blocks for hands.

No Canucks player has infuriated me so much with his ineptitude since the days of Dan “I can’t stop a beach ball” Cloutier.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

haha i thought Hordichuk took the cake.

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by Canuck_gal on Dec 1, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hordi wasn't on the ice enough

I just hated that we had Hordi and he was taking the spot of someone who could do his job better AND actually play hockey.
Bernier was actually given chances to succeed, paid handsomely, and disappointed me greatly.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take Bernier on my team for 500 to 650 k

by SteveNux on Dec 1, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take him for the Moose.

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

But lets try to avoid pulling Sutters here.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

OK man, your Sutter bandwidth has been exceeded

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, give it a break until gametime, please and thank you.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

OH HO HO!!!

They told u, but good. You’ve been disciplined! Well, had a stern talking to anyways.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The great irony here

is that this would be a perfect time for a brent sutter is not impressed image.

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

when isn’t a good time?!

by SteveNux on Dec 1, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently

any time before the game tonight :P

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

you should resize the Sutter gif to about….50X50 pixels than you can post away! :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve put up some bandwidth myself..so I won’t be too hard on you.

Oh and NO LIMITS of female gifs, btw! haha, I kid

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s just that it can get redundant.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The irony is that your browser only downloads the Sutter gif once. So what you’re really doing is getting the maximum amount of lulz out of the minimum amount of kilobytes. Unlike these other, selfish bums who use numerous gifs, you’re a bandwidth conservationist.

BRAVO.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 1, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

really? Sheeit. I did not know that. Sorry, Canuckles!
And thanks, Shifty

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll still have to be displayed multiple times, so it might have an effect on a slower PC. Just don’t tell missy that.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 1, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

that Missy’s point is more valid anyways haha…

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Eff that!

Sutterbate to your heart’s content.

Fight the power!!

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Diversification brings more funny though. You get diminishing returns by using repeats!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Diversification is not this group’s strong suit.

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by ShiftySC on Dec 1, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't even

come close.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

no name

in the canucks pantheon makes me itch (and not in a good way) more than Bulis. Not even Cloutier or Messier. Dunno why I have such a primal hate for that guy, but I do.

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe because...

you forgot about Marc Chouinard.

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Bulis was shit.

But Clouts gave me nightmares.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, his first couple games were good. then he turned crappy.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

he "TURNED" crappy?

more like went back to being crappy

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

gentle pat on the head...

would have been appropriate.

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

Kesler gwg

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by nucklord on Dec 1, 2010 3:01 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

good news, everyone

we won’t get Pierre McGuire tonight. he’s doing the first half of the TSN double-header (Habs-Oilers) instead of the second half (us)

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

Hooray!

Three cheers for not listening to the creepy douche!

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

however, it’s quite likely he’ll be in Chicago for our game Friday (only hockey game TSN is showing that day)

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

So I assume we get Ferraro? Cool…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 1, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll say someone else is huge below the waist…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

unfortunately, there’s only a couple younglings playing. none of which are young and nearly as talented as Toews.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, he’s pretty much the only youngling on the Flames roster (i checked their roster page).

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a...

A) special player
B) Monster
C) Douche

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

let me guess:

reply fail?

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

rofl - yep

meant for the McGuire string.

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, i figured.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

LOOK AT THAT PUCK PRESENCE GORD

GORD THIS DUSTIN BYFUGLIEN IS A FINE YOUNG MAN

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I like PM. Haters can hate all they want.

Random funny gif:

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

I can handle him ...

for national team stuff but he is way to over the top. Sometimes it sounds like he is hitting on a player he gushes so much. The thing I dislike the most about him is that he makes Ferraro seem like a better option.

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAMMO

OH MY GOD WHAT A SAVE BY TOKARSKI HRNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vLwX8CnLt0&feature=related

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

funny thing is

that guy he’s annoying looks like he could be zandberg’s creepy uncle or something…there’s a real family resemblance…

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Rob Ray?

Isn’t it?

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I bet he was trying to figure out what would happen if he punched McGoof in the head at that moment. Looks like he might have been.

"Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play." - Harry Neale

by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy hell! He better not meet Rob Ray in the back alley somewhere. All sorts of magic could happen!

cue the TWSS…..

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like Pierre is “I love you man” drunk all the time. How cool is that?

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Father Badtouch...

he missed his true calling as a priest.

"Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play." - Harry Neale

by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

strike that...

should have been televangelist.

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how he says "Stick"

It’s almost like the S and T come together to create the more wonderful letter D…

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Nucks. Unfortunately, I’ll probably be studying, rather than watching the game tonight. GWG = Dank.

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Just want to get promoted to the big leagues.

by Vancouverguy on Dec 1, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

just study

during the Canuck’s goal celebrations – you’ll get plenty done.

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear

by mfarough on Dec 1, 2010 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

ranking the teams by business capital and worth.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:48 PM PST reply actions  

that's interesting

I thought there were fewer profitable teams than that…

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Wings...

6% loss surprised me at first but I guess it says something about the sad state of that city.

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by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Season's Tickets

Probably cost about as much as a house there

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Statement

on shoddy Detroit housing market?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

a year ago

I read a story about how a guy paid more for his bathtub than he did his house in Detroit.

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard

that city smells bad.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

TSN going through top 10 canadian hockey moments of 2010.
big luie save for #7.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

  1. is Hank’s Art Ross and Hart wins.
  2. Women’s Hockey Gold
    we all know what #1 is….. (cue CC’s gif in 3, 2, 1….)

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

bah, silly formatting.

Hank is #3, the women are #2

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

there it is. #1

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

IGGY

IGGY

/glory, CC ecstasy

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and i’ll green it.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hank was there?

Really? I mean, not taking anything away from Hank but he’s not exactly Canadian…

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess…but when someone says “Canadian Hockey” I think “Canadian players”

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hank is an honourary Canadian

he gives hella lotta money to Children’s hospital. He supports out sick kids, he’s Canadian in my books.

by Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

True

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

WORD

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If we can convince them to play for Team Canada in 2014……

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 1, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa...

chuckles completely missed his cue! WTF! We may need a new golden goal provider

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

LOOK UP.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

in under the wire...

RECCCCCCCCCC

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Slightly off topic

but I may have to get this from itunes…

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 3:55 PM PST reply actions  

lol

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/slightly

"Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play." - Harry Neale

by Diehardnuck on Dec 1, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Topics don't even matter here at NM anymore

We just post whatever the fuck we want.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it was slightly relevant...

cuz anytime we whup the flames is kinda like christmas…and who here DOESN’T want to get their hump on?

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by Twitchy2010 on Dec 1, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Cabbie

is fucking awesome.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

need more guys like him on TV interviewing guys

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Canucks!

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by Bobby Canuck on Dec 1, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

WOOO

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Montreal Alouettes visiting the Habs game

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 4:09 PM PST reply actions  

that game is just getting ready to start on TSN.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Son of Sam GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Dec 1, 2010 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

1-0 burrows

by duru2000 on Dec 1, 2010 4:48 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

3-2 Nucks. Burr FTW

by kesrows on Dec 1, 2010 4:48 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

It is 4:57 pm here in Vancouver

already dark outside.

/sad-face.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

Only

20 more days until the shortest day!

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It's December.

what were you expecting?

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Moar

sunlight.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

if you want that, you should probably head south…..

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear

it’s pretty bright in Australia

by seedvt on Dec 1, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus Price(st)!

At what point does Price cool off and the Habs start sucking again? We should have a pool on that. I’m saying December 17

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

ANA

needs to decide whether they’re a good team or a bad team.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't they

lead the league in shots against?

Hiller might blow a tire soon

by seedvt on Dec 1, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a gun at his defense

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by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

good thing i chose to play Vermette in the pool, he just scored :)

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

and then the Habs score.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

and again.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 1, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how Gionta was trying to push Kostitsyn’s injured carcass off the ice

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 1, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

gamethread is up, btw.

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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....

by missy on Dec 1, 2010 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

Party time!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My friends are gonna be there too.

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Dec 1, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as are/bring hot women

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 1, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Last minute Entry

4-2 Canucks Kesler GWG

by Laharl on Dec 1, 2010 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

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