Who's Your Vancouver LVP So Far?
With Dank and Edler duking it out for the MVP at the quarter mark of the season, let's turn our attention to the other end of the spectrum. We will have different definitions in respect to who the worst player has been (though not a Kevin Bieksa diehard, I'll defend him tooth and nail if some suggest he's the least valuable), so I opted to go with the tried and true "did I even notice him out there?" rationale. From there I glanced at some stats and drummed up five guys who are probably great blokes, salt of the earth, love to have a beer with 'em-type people who have given the Canucks little to nothing to justify their take home. A few can be classified as financial gambles and, not surprisingly, the majority of them aren't on the roster currently.
If I missed anyone, make your case in the comments.
Rick Rypien: Tough to bemoan a fourth liner who is out indefinitely with personal issues, but let's face facts: his TOI is down to around five minutes, his lowest since the 2006-07 season and his fight card so far isn't impressive. Obviously there was the whole Minnesota meet and greet. Even by fourth line standards this isn't good.
Peter Schaefer: As long as we're staring at the fourth line, there's our former soul-patched plugger who many cite as the reason Brendan Morrison isn't a Canuck (which is wrong, feel free to correct your friends). Schaefer was definitely cheap, but eventually presented a whole lot of nothing in 16 games (except this). Schaefer was a feel-good story who didn't pan out; retirement or Europe looms on the horizon.
Alexandre Bolduc: Our new Ryan Johnson lasted less than a single game before Drew Doughty knocked him out in the opener with a high-ankle sprain. This comes on the heels of last year where Bolduc got fiercely served by John Scott and was on the IR with a shoulder injury, so you have to wonder if - like Johnson - he plays a game his body can't cash. At $500,000 he's as cheap as they come, however with the fourth line actually playing well can Bolduc re-establish himself ahead of Perrault and Bliznak? In 23 NHL games he has one point, so perhaps the better question is do you even care if he does?
Keith Ballard: Ballard's the only big-ticket name on my list and his trade could come back to haunt Gillis, especially if Quinton Howden establishes himself. Until then we have to contend with a mini-Wade Redden saga in regards to Ballard who fought injuries to crack the line-up and, instead of moving up the depth charts, found him sitting out in favor of Norris Trophy runner-up Aaron Rome. Ballard's certainly a good guy who said all the right things when he was benched and his disappointing start would be otherwise masked if he was affordable, but as the sixth highest paid player he represents a poor ROI for the franchise. His NTC also thwarts any entertainment of rosterbation and trade proposals for the time being. History would suggest he'll be just fine in the long run, but hey, we're a fickle fan-base.
Ryan Parent: Parent wasn't obtained to be a key piece of the team, but he certainly had a shot to stick in the bigs. The 23-year-old has yet to play more than half a season and - when Hamhuis and Ballard got injured - he had his chance, playing prime minutes with Bieksa initially before being paired with Rome. The result: four games of a whole lot of nothing (check GAON/60; he got lit up badly). He also suffered a groin strain which he can add to his list of bumps and bruises. He's currently on a conditioning stint in Manitoba.
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I voted Ballard because the other guys are unlikely to contribute that much anyways. Although Schaefer may be close to Ballard for number of games played.
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by Karina on Nov 29, 2010 9:34 AM PST reply actions
Fuck
I forgot about Schaeffer
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see?
My rationale worked…chances are you didn’t notice any of these guys out there besides Ballard.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
Meh
I still think Ballard is more LVP then Schaeff. I did not expect anything out of Schaeffer really, and he was actually decent on the PK, and he had more points than Ballard.
On the other hand, Ballard has a 4.2 M cap hit, only 1 goal, has been out injured or scratched for too many games. Based on expectations, Ballard has underperformed seriously, and that is what I’m basing it on.
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Right you could chuck Raymond and Samuelsson in there in terms of under-performing but that felt too nebulous for me. If we can pick the MVP, we can pick the LVP which means we’re looking at bottom players no matter what. In that respect Ballard certainly gets the nod since he’s not a bottom player at all.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Well technically...
Sammy is actually on a higher PPG pace than last year at the moment (.727 vs .646) and Raymond is not that far off last year (.59 vs .646) – just they’re both getting more assists and less goals
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Samuelsson was destined to regress after last year; he started the season with the Sedins and now is on the third line. I’ve been more disappointed with his lack of finish even though – you’re right – he does get on the scoreboard silently (4th in goals and assists).
Raymond’s goal droughts (two stretches of six games each so far this season) is more damning. If you take away the fluke goal in Toronto, Raymond hasn’t scored in over a month (since 10/26). He got his contract this summer and we jettisoned Grabner (not to open that pandora’s box again) because he felt he could develop into a strong top six winger.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Did not Raymond go through long goal-less funks last year, as well?
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He did
He also had nine goals – not four – at this point last year too.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
I voted Ballard partly because of expectations. How much did anyone actually expect from Rypien, Parent, Schaefer and Bolduc? Surely not that much. But his underperformance isn’t the only reason he gets the nod from me as the LVC (Least valuable Canuck). It’s his contract that gets him that honor. The others all have innocuous contracts that are easily moved, and even if they aren’t they don’t hurt the team now or in the future. But Ballard has a hefty contract ($4.2MM for 4 more years after this one) that is tough to move with a NTC (modified).
For those reasons – expectations and contract – Ballard gets LVC honor from me.
The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Nov 29, 2010 10:20 AM PST reply actions
Got to agree with those in the Ballard camp. Based on expectations before the season, he’s been a big disappointment. So far.
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Yeah
He is improving a lot, and I think he’ll get up to expectations as the season goes on, but we’re judging play over the first 1/4 of the season, not projected performance
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I think it's weak
to judge a guy coming off two injuries. Of course he’s not going to be playing 100%.
well
it’s weak to judge him in any sort of final sense
but it’s fair to say so far he has been clearly disappointing
and we anxiously await him turning that around, which he has started to the last couple games… at which point we can all happily eat crow
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
I will
Be more than happy to eat crow when he turns it around. But since we’re looking at a snapshot of the season, I think it’s fair to judge him on what he has/hasn’t done.
Of course, we should just give this thing to Salo for injuring himself playing ball hockey
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Exactly. Salo has been much disappointing because he has played zero games due to injury. You can’t really compare injured guys to healthy guys. To me, Ballard is injured so I will see what a healthy Ballard can do when the time comes. Until then, Salo beats him for being a less valuable injured Canuck defenseman.
I think you have to at least give Ballard credit for not almost decapitating Luongo at some point this year, as his history is to suggest he is likely to do.
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by Rather Bengt on Nov 29, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Only a quarter into the season, my friend.
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uh-oh, I smell a Ballard gif coming on..
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
followed by
a wellwood is fat joke and a comment about the sedin sisters. Any other dead horses that need a beating?
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 29, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
Beating dead horses is so hot right now.
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God help you.
Love the Office Space gif though.
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
I think
it’s weak to trade away a 1st round pick for a guy coming off serious injury and have the expectation that he’s going to be the immediate big improvement to the blueline he was supposedly to be.
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Well I don’t think they expected he would have two injuries right away, but I think the plan is to have him in top form before the playoffs. For me, it’s too early to judge him. Once I see what he can do as a healthy defenseman, I will make a decision on his value.
I agree that losing Grabs hurts, because he looks like a solid future second liner, but at the same time, which player (Grabs or Ballard) is going to get us closer to winning a cup this post season?
Agree
He shouldnt even be near this list, yet obviously makes it right now. Still 2/3 of the season left to prove us wrong.
by Jesse Taylor on Nov 29, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
I voted Shaefer because only him and Parent were the uninjured parts of the list. Parent needs some development first he’s not really expected to come into the line up yet.
Shaefer was expected to make a difference this year and although I thought he looked nice on a couple of 4th line goals, I don’t think he’s been as physical or as high enough quality defensive player and the team expected – plus he didn’t accept the demotion to the moose. Gotta go with Shaef as LVP.
It depends on the how you want to define valuable. Ballard’s hefty contract and him not living up to it yet doesn’t make him less valuable. Not to me, anyway. He doesn’t look spectacular out there all that often but it’s his steadiness that makes him valuable. It’s not his fault Gillis overpaid him.
I voted Rypien because all in all he really has been the least valuable. There is hardly a benefit of having him in the lineup. He generated basically zero offence and pretty much lost all 3 fights he was in this season.
I don’t want to get into the personal stuff much, but really, that ties in whether we like it or not.
It doesn’t say much when Mario Bliznak or Joel Perrault step in on line 4 and the visual difference of that line out there is astounding.
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It was not Gillis that “overpaid” him, it was Fla.
For me, I cannot get into this “He makes this much, he better do this much” way of thinking. Its what Luongo baters do. “He makes 10 mil…how could he not stop that!?”
There is no way Ballard should be on this list. He has been fine in the games he has been in, and getting better every game.
Shaef is who I voted for, and Ryp is a likely candidate too, but Ballard? The guy just came off some injuries and is finally playing healthy.
Early season disappointment based on expectations? He runs away with that award. But not LVP.
Sorry folks…
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For me, I cannot get into this "He makes this much, he better do this much" way of thinking.
Might I ask why?
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Its specious reasoning.
The $$$ on a man’s paycheque may be indicative of the esteem he is held in by his employer. It may be a good barometer for that person’s talent.
But it does not make them infallible, or any less human. Luongo makes 2 great saves and the 3rd shot goes in. Should we blame the forwards for not coming back, the defensemen for standing around when the opposition is flailing away at the loose puck…or the goaltender that has already contorted like a circus freak to stop the first two?
Would Ballard be a great player right now in some eyes if he made…say…2 mil?
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Its specious reasoning.
It’s the salary cap; it’s a zero-sum game. Pre-lockout I’d agree with you, but at the time of his acquisition he became the highest paid defenseman in franchise history, before Hamhuis obviously. I think the paycheck brings with it a certain level of expectations, not the least of which is being able to crack the line-up.
As I said below, it’s not all his fault. Injuries happen, but then it’s how they dealt with the injuries that was frustrating. You can easily point the finger at Gillis for some of the handling here too. But in the strict terms of who’s been disappointing this far in, I don’t know how you don’t include Ballard.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Pre-lockout Iād agree with you, but at the time of his acquisition he became the highest paid defenseman in franchise history, before Hamhuis obviously. I think the paycheck brings with it a certain level of expectations, not the least of which is being able to crack the line-up.
It blows my mind that this is not Jovanovski.
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by Karina on Nov 29, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
As YC said, in a cap era, a player’s importance cannot be separated from their contract. It’s not necessarily blaming him that he has (by far) the biggest contract of the group, but it must be taken into consideration. Was Nylander the worst Cap when he played for them? No, but his contract was easily the worst on the team, and the Caps did everything they could to move him despite his being better than other players on the team.
Being least (or most) valuable goes beyond their play on the ice, and includes things like their contract. Which is why I voted Ballard.
The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Nov 29, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Should we then move on from MVP and LVP to Worst Contract?
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Let’s just put Luongo and Ballard up now :)
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Quit channeling Yoata. ;)
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If it was Yoata I’m channeling, I’m have to get Malhotra in there.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Luongo is 30th in the league in save percentage.
This isn’t even a competition when he’s the highest paid player in the league.
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by Karina on Nov 29, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
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by Karina on Nov 29, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
- is best
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by Karina on Nov 29, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
I was just being facetious…
Yeah Lu has been a bit off his game, but he usually warms up as the season progresses. Hopefully those stats will start improving soon.
His career save % is .919. Not bad, but that would still only put him 12th.
No matter how you slice it, Luongo doesn’t deserve to be paid $10 mill this season. Or any season.
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by Karina on Nov 29, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
His cap hit is close to reasonable.
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by Karina on Nov 29, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
Thing is, that’s all I care about. I could care less how much real money he makes – the Canucks can afford it, but the cap hit is what determines how much we have left over for other players
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It would be nice
if Luongo gave up as few juicy rebounds as Schneider.
by Bobby Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry but
Gillis most certainly willingly gave up quality assets for the right to overpay him, so in fact that is his contract.
He’s been shit in most of the games his played, which is why he’s been a healthy scratch how many times???
He most certainly is the LVP and his costs (all of them) definitely factor into it, as some have said he shouldn’t even be near this list, and yet…
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Good point… It depends if we are looking at it as least valuable per dollar or overall. I think different people are looking at the question in different ways.
Per dollar, Ballard is not playing well, but then neither is Lu. Where as per dollar, Shaefer was half decent, yet we still sent him.
Well, you’re not going to waive your brand new 4.2M defenseman…
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yes
Ballard can play a lot better and we’ve seen him play for, what, 8 games? He has his career ahead of him and, if you want to look at it like Yoata does, we gave up good assets for him. He should be given a chance to perform and recover from his assets.
Just because he hasn’t been a very good player night in night out now, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have long term value. Schaeffer, on the other hand…
Yes
In the long term. I keep saying I believe Ballard will turn it around, but since we’re judging the LVP currently based on play from the first quarter, Ballard hasn’t been that valuable
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
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Thanks for the new post
So I can read something I thoroughly enjoy before dying due to the earliest final ever.
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Voted Baller
Not living up to contract.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 11:23 AM PST reply actions
Well
i’m gonna throw out there that he hasn’t really had time to. Sure, 20 games, but how many of those were in recovery, how many were injury, and how many were the flu? If we want to go by that standard, we could put burrows in that list too, and i’m pretty sure there’s not many of us here who would say he’s been an LVP…even though, he technically hasn’t been very valuable. I say Ballard will step up and be a force for a few years for us. I don’t think he’s been a boat anchor to us at all…maybe a bit of a disappointment but again, I write that off to a bunch of shitty circumstances. And even though that’s a bit of ‘making excuses’, I still don’t consider him a valid LVP. Rypien, Schaeffer, Parent. As I said earlier though, ask me again at playoffs.
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 29, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
we could put burrows in that list too
You take that back right now Twitch!
I haven’t overly been disappointed with any player so far. Ballard is just overpaid so I expect him to have won the Norris already.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
i'm pretty disappointed
with pk subban
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I've given up
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
See that's my point tho,
the same one that VCDan made above: Ballard does not belong on this list by any stretch of the imagination. If we’re going based on output vs. dollars, then the list should include Ballard, Salo, Bieksa, Luongo, Burrows, Raymond, and Malhotra (not that all of those are disappointing vs their contract, just that they’re the dollars vs output names). If we’re talking about disappointments or pains in the ass, those are different lists as well. As far as least valuable though, there’s no way ballard should even be a choice.
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 29, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
I disgree
Malhotra doesn’t deserve to be in this discussion. You can make a case I suppose for Luongo or Raymond but they’re more underperforming to my eye than flatly disappointing.
We traded a prospect and a first rounder for Ballard and he ends up being outplayed by Rome. That’s disappointing, full stop. Yes injuries factor in but that doesn’t negate the disappointment. If you want to spread the blame around then people can be disappointed in Gillis for getting him, both Gillis and Ballard for downplaying the hip surgery and Vigneault and Gillis for not admitting he’s been dogged by injuries when Rome won the spot. And we’ve all seen him play enough to see he’s getting a bit better, but he’s made just as many mistakes that we crucify Bieksa for.
Don’t get me wrong, I think he’ll be fine in the long run (I said that in the post). But at this stage there is more disappointment surrounding him than positivity. My opinion anyway.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
Ballard does not belong on this list by any stretch of the imagination.
Agree
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
I think [Ballard] will be fine in the long run (I said that in the post). But at this stage there is more disappointment surrounding him than positivity.
Sounds a lot like Hodson post injury. Looked pretty terrible while he was recovering and now he’s leading the Moose in points. Of course an injured player is going to be disappointing.
He's gone
for the 1st 20 games of this season, and the Canucks lose nothing but errors on the ice, and gain a big chunk of cap, a 1st round pick, and Grabner.
That’s what makes him the LVP.
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I'm with you on this
I don’t think that Ballard should be here on the basis of his cap hit alone, unless it can be shown that he is keeping someone who will bring more to the team than him for the same or less cap hit off the roster. Given that the Canucks didn’t give up all that much in the trade and only increased their cap hit by about 2MM, I don’t know what you could do better, except a cap dump, which then reliess on the farm to improve your roster. Would a rookie have been all that much better? Rome has looked like a solid Seventh-man, but not a top 6 guy.
I don’t think disappointing play is also a good criteria, since its connection to value is not the strongest. For example, Luongo has been disappointing this season, but he has still been valuable to the Canucks in a lot of games, and also in certain intangible ways. What about Ehroff? He has been a HUGE disappointment for me, considering he is a shell of what he was last year. Or even Burrows? I think that this is not a good criteria.
If we think of value as a semi-objective criteria, Ballard has given the Canucks an inconsistent, but steadily improving defenceman. Overall, Ballard’s cost, relative to what we could have is about a wash to a small plus.
I chose Schaefer, because his cost was BMO, who I think would have brought a lot more to the third and fourth lines. He didn’t really bring very much to the team to outweigh this cost. To me, he had negative value and thus is the team’s LVP so far.
OK slightly off topic
but I’ve been wondering if chuckles is like your evil twin or something? Or vice versa…it’s like… you’re canuckles, and he’s chuckles canuckles…like the comedy version or something.
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The list
goes on.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
and on
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we need one more "and on" !!!!!!!!!
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JUST A CITY BOY
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
TOOK A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE!
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luckily for you, Smo, i don’t know the exact next few words.
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missy!
Your signature exploded!
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yeah, i know.
it looks smaller when i have it stretched out across the page than up here in the corner.
giving the new quote a try for a while. let’s see how long it lasts….
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"That's right. What about my part? What about the Christmas Queen, hmm? Are you going to let all this beauty go to waste? You do think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown? You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you had really thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted! I know when I've been insulted!" Lucy from the Peanuts.
in fact,
i already found a new sig.
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Well, we could try cryogenically freezing Sami Salo while he's healthy, and bring him out in time for the playoffs, but he'd find a way to get a 3rd-degree burn in the freezing process....
Smell of wine and cheap perfume…
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FOR A SMILE
THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Journey, Styx and Reo Speedwagon, The axis of godawful rock music.
As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time
You forgot
asia. And foreigner. Those five bands ruined the 80s.
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good god
there was a lot worse music than that in the 80s, in fact I think most of the bad music ever came from the 80s.
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yes
and all those bands are 70’s bands…my point is those five shitty bands made 80’s music worse by setting a low bar at the end of the 70’s. Guess it was a pretty obtuse-angled reference.
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those bands were
the progenitors of glossy overproduced ‘Bob Rock’ rock…and all the worst elements of 80’s music has that same slick glossy overproduced style…new wave, synth pop, hair metal, michael fucking bolton, phillie sound vocals even….they all got the cue from that genre of rock in the late 70’s.
If you wanted to take the reduction to an even more ridiculous stand point in can allll be thrown on jim steinman for producing bat out of hell the way he did. And even one more step back, Alan Parson’s, for his work on Dark Side of the Moon (which was awesome, but where we first saw that silky production)
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Asia had good pedigree though.ā„.Yes/ELP supergroup right?
Pretty poppy stuff. But it was their retirement package after all the good music the other bands gave us.
Foreigner, I am with you there.
Might I add Huey Lewis and teh News?
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also
all of those bands were more popular in the 80s than the 70s.
much much worse in the 80s than any of those bands imo.
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geez yoata
u just live to disagree with people huh?
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 29, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
STRANGERS
WALKING UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
kinda
like the song seems to…
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STREET LIGHTS, PEOPLE..OHHOWWWOHHHH
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DON'T STOP
BELIEEEEEEEVIN!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
WORKING HARD
TO GET MY FILL
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
I’m a fan of the 80’s music and that includes Foreigner, Asia, etc.
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
“It was the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart said…
Heat of the moment…showed in your eyes…"
I was too big of a Yes fan to like Asia, but bought the albums.
I just expected…more!
But that other band sucked balls
“Your as cold as ice, you’re willing to sacrifice our love”?
Yeah…OK.
Aldo Nova was cool though.
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I am as well
Does this make me a horrible person?
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nah! you have great taste!
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 30, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions
One of my greatest childhood memories was swimming at the lake to the sounds of Bryan Adams’ Reckless album cranked out of some teens’ ghettoblaster
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 30, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
First concert i ever saw
was Bryan Adams with Platinum Blonde opening up at the (no shit it was called…) The Agridome in Red Deer. I think that was the reckless tour.
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i'd say
you’re both horrible people. Still have the Toto posters up sean? :P
J/k, it’s all forgiven if u dug dexy’s midnight runners.
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He's on the list
because he has been the Canucks worst dman this season, forget the contract even, isn’t that enough?
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It's hard to say he's the worst
Ahlberts, despite his improvement, has been no Nik Lidstrom etiher, and Ryan Parent didn’t look too hot either. Bieksa has been hot-cold like no tomorrow and Ehroff makes me want to rename him ERRORhoff. Ballard is just in with a group of Dmen who have played poorly collectively as a team and is recovering from two seperate injuries.
I think you are just, fairly, disappointed that he isn’t living up to his contract. But he hasn’t been the least valuable player on the team.
Again
forget the contract, he’s been terrible, that’s why he’s been a healthy scratch, and that’s why even Parent got more ETOI/g.
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Just don't see it
I’m really trying to see him as the WORST defenceman… I just can’t. There’s nothing really stand out bad. He’s not AWESOME, but he isn’t any worse than a handful of other guys. AV just happens to favour them more.
Just because AV gives someone more icetime doesn’t mean they are playing better. By that logic, Ehroff must be outplaying Hamhuis.
When borderline
NHLers are getting more icetime (some significantly) than your supposed new big money grand addition to the blue line, it means a lot, typically that guy would get big BoD, but he seems to have used that up quick and then some.
Everything's a mess, I sleep but don't undress, drinking all but the Tia Maria.
Same excuses
could be made for Rypien, and even Parent…
Everything's a mess, I sleep but don't undress, drinking all but the Tia Maria.
Twitchy 2010
took the words right out of my mouth.
by Bobby Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
In other news
Why so long between games. :(
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i think it's cuz
the NHL knows Nucks Misconduct has had no arguments in a while, and breaks are usually a good way to have one.
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 29, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
So we’re that predictable huh? :)
Gillis looks at the schedule before the year starts and says: " Yeah, Nucks Misconduct should have had at least a massive argument by November 23, maybe someone gets banned, everything calms down within a week. BANGO! Put a mother fucking four day layoff right HERE and fuck their shit up!"
What a smart guy!
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Erhoff.
That Brouwer goal… ugh
Unlike Ballard, Hoff has been healthy all season Like Ballard, he hasn’t been the best player. I give credit to Ballard for getting better, as seen in the last few games.
I didn’t expect much from the rest of the guys. Hoff is trying to get a what? 5 mil contract? he’s not getting it the way he’s playing right now
Amen to that
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
I was going to argue with you, but you never said explicitly that erhoff is the team’s LVP. The guy leads the team in plus/minus despite being second on the team in TOI. He might not get the shutdown jobs, but he’s still on pace for about the same amount of points as last year. And last time I checked, liked that.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Nov 29, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Blasthoff
will be getting a pay cut if he keeps making defensive mistakes.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know if I’d say Hoff is the least valuable player, but he has been a disappointment for sure. Very inconsistent.
I really, really hope that if Bieksa, Salo and Ehrhoff are all coming off the books, and we are investing around $5m into one d-man to join Hamhuis, Edler and Ballard in the top 4, we put it into someone like …
… well, I went and looked at this. Maybe there isn’t much of a better option out there. Still scared about paying Ehrhoff $5m though.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Least Valuable? Since when did salary factor in so heavily as to how well the team is playing? Last I checked, players don’t play with their wallet on the ice. Last I checked, salary is irrelevant. Just ask the LA, Columbus, or even the Thrashers.
One could argue the least valuable player on the Bruins this year is Schaefer by virtue of him being on their salary still. The way one could argue “least valuable” is being asking, “How much would the team change if this player was or wasn’t on the roster.” Schaefer isn’t exactly having a positive impact on the Bruins, but it’s not exactly negative, either. Many of you are asking, “How much would the team change if this player was on the roster, or wasn’t, and we were able to fit a player arbitrarily making about the same amount of money.”
I have news for you. If Ballard wasn’t on the team and instead we took half of Wade Redden and slotted him in instead, the team would definitely be worse.
For that reason, I’m choosing Debiens as my least valuable player. He has played 12 games. That’s more than half the Canucks games played, 4 less than Schaefer, 1 more than Ballard., and 3 more than Rypien. During those 12 games, he’s averaged 7 minutes of ES TOI/G, all but 7 seconds even strength. He has 2 fighting majors, a -3, 4 shots on net, and zero points. To his credit, his FO% is 100%, when he won that one draw on Oct 19th.
So yes, he’s been effectively eating up minutes. Except he’s never had a positive game. His plus/minus is from three games where he went -1 in each of them.
So yes, I’m going to have to say Desbiens is the team’s least valuable player, and as soon as he’s healthy, he’ll be down in Manitoba.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
I forgot to mention, since I know we’re not a bunch of stats geeks here, but Desbiens also has close to the lowest for QUALCOMP, Corsi, and Corsi Relative to Qualcomp.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Nov 29, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Perfectly legit
I had Desbiens and Bolduc neck and neck but Bolduc’s injury history tilted the scales for me.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Technically, that’s what “Other” is for.
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by thelastjohnny on Nov 29, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
I refuse to designate any 4th line player as LVP. it’s the 4th line, ffs.
As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time
What about 3rd pair defencemen?
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by thelastjohnny on Nov 29, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
So? The argument still stands. Rypien or Desbiens take a hike and like I said: we put Perrault and Bliznak in there and wow what a difference. It’s not like the 4th line, given their low TOI can’t generate a little bit of offence. Just something. ANYTHING!
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
So I guess my axe to grind is that we don’t need a “talentless” goon on our roster.
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Quit answering your own posts.
As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time
It’s the multiple personalities kicking in again!
But I agree Sean, we don’t need goons who don’t bring anything else.
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Quit answering your own posts.
haha! You know what really grinds my gears? You, Smoboy41. F**K YOU!!"
:)
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
we donāt need a "talentless" goon on our roster.
Thats why GMMG and I told Hordi to fuck off.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
haha! Oracle I bow to thee!
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Yes...excellent
accept my divinity.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
Absolutely
valid counter to the “cap hit is irrelevant” argument.
How can a guy playing 5 mins per game even be relevant?
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You can’t put Schaefer on the list! He killed penalties like a fiend! 5 on 5 he was ass though. No doubt about it.
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This is why I question the Schaeff votes – is he getting all these votes mainly because he got waived?
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that’s what I’m thinking, or wondering.
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
This has become
an inverse popularity contest poll. Very little to do with actual ‘least valuable-icity’.
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 29, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Just searched “Rick Rypien” on google, and this post is the second hit under google news.
Someone needs to go through the stats and see what the Canucks’ record has been for the past 3 years with him playing or not.
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well.....
let’s look at his goals from last year:
April 10, 2010: he scored the 1st goal of the game against the Flames, triggering the blowout where Dank got that hat trick and Hank won the Art Ross.
January 6th, 2010: Rypper scored the first Canucks goal against the Blue Jackets. This gave the team the momentum needed for Burrows to get the first of his 2 consecutive hat tricks.
November 3, 2009: After SOB attacked Avery, Rypper scored the game-winning goal. (remember that beauty setup by Kes?)
October 16, 2009: After Luongo got pulled after the Flames were up 5-0 after 2 periods, Rypien’s goal prevented Kipper’s shutout and triggered an attempt at a 3rd period comeback.
my point: although his goals are a rare thing, they appear to really motivate the team when they do come. if he can do well through fighting or scoring, it energizes the team. it’s a big reason why i love the bugger.
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I was at that
game against the Jackets. Really triggered the comeback/onslaught. Such an epic game.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
i also remember him scoring in our home opener against the Flames in October 2008. we won 6-0.
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Not convinced. Rypien is LVP. Mwahahaha
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
are you being serious, or are you just joking around to annoy me?
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the icemaker at Rogers arena
pucks are bouncing and bobbling all over the place there.
used to have good ice there, and now the formula seems to have changed.
That’s more than one guy. You can hardly hold one guy at fault for the performance of the whole team.
Now the music they play there, that DJ really needs to get the mic out of his ass so we don’t all have to listen to his shit.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Nov 29, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Am I the only who doesn't like the WOO?
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
Everyone I know who isn’t a Canucks fan doesn’t like the WOO. I’m not sure whether that’s a good or bad thing.
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by thelastjohnny on Nov 29, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
Well time to find a new team!
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 29, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
You
are the only one. Im a big fan.
I heard the Caps have terrible ice.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
WOOO!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
WOO!!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
They do.
The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Nov 29, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
HERETIC
BURN THIS ONE
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Not a fan
But I still do it at the games…it saddens me.
by sunshine and lollipops on Nov 29, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
I don't
specifically hate the WOO, but what I do hate is about midway thru the third of every single fucking game all the drunk douchebags start woo-ing, and the whole arena has this kinda random ‘Wooo’ thing going on. I do hate that. So I guess u could say I hate the results of the WOO. The WOOsults.
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Wooo’s
or the sound of a pin dropping. Your choice :)
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"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Really?
only two choices? That sucks. Black or white, republican or democrat, for us or against us, woo or silence. Damn.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 30, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
the Woo is a fucking embarrassment. i’m used to hearing it now, at least, but it’s fucking terrible. fuckfuckfuck. i hate everything about the canucks’ gameday presentation.
by Passive Voice on Nov 30, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
The music definitely needs work. The woo can go. Otherwise I have no complaints (from the one game I’ve seen live)
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 30, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
except for the pin dropping
Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 3, 2010 12:48 AM PST up reply actions
oh god
I want hockey back
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 2:30 PM PST reply actions
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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"Waist-down, Toews is huge!" TSN's Ray Ferraro
C'mon Missy
Don’t act like you’re not impressed.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
impressed?!?!?!
why would that impress me? it’s abso-fucking-lutely DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, ambassador and peacekeeper. Also on Twitter.
"Waist-down, Toews is huge!" TSN's Ray Ferraro
Sure....
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
I heard
the same thing.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
guess
i won’t post my pic with the 78 russian team roster shaved into my back then.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
NO
This kind.

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
Rypper is my LVP
Aside from his fucked up entertainment value, he doesn’t really bring much to the team.
Ballard at 25% LVP
make Panther fan happy
Garrett those socks make you look homeless!
by Chris S Roberts on Nov 29, 2010 7:15 PM PST reply actions
Well I guess when you're a Panthers fan
There are so few good things about your own team that you have to take solace in the little things.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
I’m sure Ballard would help the Panthers’ 6.4% powerplay efficiency
Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
My 18 months old cousin wearing Ben Roelthisberger's full contact pads
could help the Panthers’ PP.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
OH MY GOODNESS
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
I THINK THE SAN JOSE SHARKS
JUST THREW IT IN THEIR OWN NET
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
I LOVE IT
I WANT MORE OF IT
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe
He was worried Murray was going to get sent into the stratosphere again
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
AFTER 26382 ENCOUNTERS
A SHINY PONYTA
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 30, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
I had
a bad feeling about those two…
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
Guess who has more goals and points, Grabner or Bernier and Hordichuk combined.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Nov 30, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions
it will change. Oh yes
Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 29, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
SO FAR Ballard has been unquestionably our Least Valuable Player. That’s not to say that I think it’ll necessarily continue; I suspect that, in hindsight, we’ll see that Ballard’s worst two months of his entire Canucks career happened to be the first two. But so far, for a $4.5m hit, he’s provided nothing that an AHLberts&Rome third pairing wouldn’t have.
As an aside, given that Ballard’s had injuries issues surely affecting his play, I think the award for overall shittiest player is a hotly-contested battle between Desbiens (The Goods just isn’t) and Rypien.
DEATH TO ALL WHO HAVE NAMES ROUGHLY ENDING IN “IEN”. Especially that Byfuglien guy.
Really?
I think he’s played exceptionally.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 30, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Started strong
but has just 1 point and is -2 over his last 9 games.
Everything's a mess, I sleep but don't undress, drinking all but the Tia Maria.
What is his +/-
if we take out the Hawks game?
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 30, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
The third line has struggled since that Detroit game where they exploded.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 30, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
I noticed that
I think it may have to do with them being streaky scorers mostly, bust also a little bit of AV not using them entirely to their skills. When they were put out as checkers, they were a tough line which caused turnovers and then made you pay. Once they exploded, I noticed them being rolled out more as a third scoring line, playing in more offensive zone situations, and playing more often overall, which didn’t feel like it suited them as much. Meh, I think the new line combos are better anyways. I like Sammy on the third line giving up his checking instincts with a lazer beam shot, working with Manny and Jank/Glass. Torres on the third line has give the line with great checking and a scoring punch. Obviously Burrows with the Sedins is money to watch and Tambo seems to be a good fit with the second line, speed and skill matching up with MayRay’s and Kesler’s ability to dominate the ice.

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