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Sharks At Canucks: Over The Wall!

 SHARKS
CANUCKS

AT

Time Fri. 7:00 PM PST
TV TSN
Season Series (09/10) 3-1 Sharks
Last Meeting
4-2 Sharks Apr. 8/10
The Enemy Fear The Fin, Battle of California Scoring Leaders

  D Sedin: 13-13-26      P Marleau: 10-10-20

Sharks
Category Canucks
10-6-4 Season Record 11-7-3
8th
Conference Position 3rd
Won 1
Streak Won 1
3-3-2
< Road Record / Home Record >
7-2-1
5-2-3
Last 10 5-4-1
+6
Goals For / Against +/- +4
2.95 (12)
Goals Per Game 2.95 (12th)
2.70 (13)
Goals Against Per Game 2.67 (12) ^
1.13 (9)
5 On 5 GF/GA 0.88 (23) v
21.6 (10)
Power Play %
25.6 (1) -
83.7 (10)
Penalty Kill %
86.8 (5) -
35.7 (1)
Shots Per Game 30.8 (16) v
28.2 (5)
 Shots Against Per Game 31.0 (19) v
60.0 (22)
Winning % When Scoring First 81.8  (8) -
80.0 (21)
Winning % When Leading After 2 87.5 (17)
55.6 (2)
Faceoffs % 57.0 (1)
17.6 (28)
PIM's Per Game 13.0 (13) ^
(NHL.com)

UPDATE: It's Luongo vs Niemi. May we shell that f*cker.

Hope you American Canucks fans had a tremendous Thanksgiving!

I said in the season preview that I believed that the Sharks would be our biggest nemesis this season. I still stand by that. It's not unfounded. The Sharks are 10-3 in their last 13 and 13-7 in their last 20 games against the Canucks. Vancouver has a 4-5-1 record against the Sharks at GM Place Rogers Arena over the past few years.

This is the first of 4 meetings against these two supposed Western Conference Superpowers. A couple of cool stats from the Canucks.com preview: The Canucks are 8-0-0 when scoring 4 or more goals this season, Patrick Marleau has 1 goal and 4 assists in his last 2 games against Vancouver.

The Sharks won their last game against Chicago with Antti Niemi beating his old team. But they had lost the previous 3 games before that, 2 of them in OT. Who is cookin' for San Jose? In their last 5 games:

Star-divide

Patrick Marleau has 4 goals and 2 assists, Joe Pavelski has 3 goals and 3 assists, Ryan Clowe has 1 goal and 5 assists, Dany Heatley has 2 goals and 3 assists, Dan Boyle has 1 goal and 3 assists and Joe Thornton has 3 assists. Plenty of offence still for the Sharks. They were shut out in one of those 5 games.

Check out the Sharks' scoring leaders, and how many of them are in the minus category. I thought these guys stressed defence. We could be in for a high scoring game...

-The Sharks, like the Canucks are searching for consistency. (San Jose Mercury News). Their power play isn't overly impressive lately. As the article points out, only 2 defencemen beyond Dan Boyle have a single goal: Niclas Wallin and Mike Moore. Also from the Mercury News piece: ... both goalies (Niemi and Niittymaki) are looking more comfortable, and their stats are getting closer to the marks Nabokov and Thomas Greiss put up last season. The Sharks have a collective 2.66 goals-against average and a .904 saves percentage; last year those numbers were 2.51 and .919.

I can't see why Alain Vigneault will change the roster and lines after the Canucks' convincing 4-2 win over the Avalanche on Wednesday. After this game the Canucks do not play until December 1st. So I'll assume Roberto Luongo starts. With Colorado having the night off, the Canucks can pull ahead by 2 points for the Northwest Division lead.

OK, on to some video:

The last time these 2 teams played in the regular season:

Canucks take this one easy, 3-0

Orca vs Great White:

Not even Eskimos are safe:

Go Canucks Go!

Don't even ask about the preview pics above. But if you do...I typed in Shark woman and Orca woman in Google search and well, those stood out. My creativity is limited lately yet my mind remains in the gutter.

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Just updated the Wizards list. Holy shit plenty of peeps got points. Pompey Canuck retakes the lead. Bugger!

Nucks Misconduct
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"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 1:01 AM PST reply actions  

He's pwning

He is savant.

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 26, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Only took me months

 to get on the board. Not complaining though!

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

by eightyseven on Nov 26, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Slow and steady

Wins the race?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 5:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks. Kezler.

by marcness52 on Nov 26, 2010 1:08 AM PST reply actions  

5-3 Canucks!

Burrows!!

by Chocolate on Nov 26, 2010 1:22 AM PST reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear

by mfarough on Nov 26, 2010 3:17 AM PST reply actions  

One day

That’s going to come true!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Nov 26, 2010 5:11 AM PST reply actions  

Gerald Diduck to the rescue

We didn’t have NHL 94 growing up, we had ghetto brand Blades of Steel. The Go-Bots hockey game of the NES.

Call it 4-1 Canucks. Gerald Diduck’s ghost with the winner, banked in off of Gino’s melon

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another Eskimo

by van Malmsteen on Nov 26, 2010 5:53 AM PST reply actions  

I never do predictions

But I’d live to second this one with extreme aggression.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Nov 26, 2010 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

*love

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Nov 26, 2010 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What are you doing up so early on a holiday? Or are you back on the east coast?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, I’m moving today across SF. My new place is almost livable…just needs a TV and a bed. But honestly just the TV.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Nov 26, 2010 12:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That could explain it. And glad to see you have the priorities straight

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1 vancouver

burrrrrrrr

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 26, 2010 6:35 AM PST reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

Dank

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 6:37 AM PST reply actions  

Those pictures

Are priceless by the way

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

i want to see the woman beating off the shark

by SteveNux on Nov 26, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you have to pay money to see that kind of thing.

by marcness52 on Nov 26, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure

there’s a site for that on the internets.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 26, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Do not want

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Semi.
Went with a dirty theme for this preview.

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I just can’t believe someone actually set up that blow up girl walking the orcas and took a picture of it! The google machine is amazing

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I laughed when I saw it so I knew I had to use it!

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

5-3 orcas

Gwg equal glass wining goal

by duru2000 on Nov 26, 2010 8:09 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

@ Sharks pic

Boy, does that shark feel lucky

by jluglue on Nov 26, 2010 9:22 AM PST reply actions  

yeah that was my point :)

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Coconuts, Kesler GWG

by Laharl on Nov 26, 2010 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

I'll be at the game wooooot!

I say a repeat 4-2 score, this time with Daniel as the hero

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 26, 2010 9:58 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Canucks 4-3

Dank = gwg

by Hodge on Nov 26, 2010 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

5-4 Canucks

Hank GWG

Smoking and Poking

by Reeferbot on Nov 26, 2010 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Burrows

by andrew21nz on Nov 26, 2010 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

4-3 Sharks in OT. Pavelski

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

Ahem

[insert beantown quote here]

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 26, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfeeling housing for your supposed brain!!!

Sigh

Sadly, it’s just not as good as when Beantown does it

by jluglue on Nov 26, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Feel free to let it out, Twitchy! I can take it!

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Anesthetized Cranium!!!

by SteveNux on Nov 26, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Or..

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

OOOOH

Self Burn!!

I like it!

by jluglue on Nov 26, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

your word is gospel oh great oracle!

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn

that means once again im gonna get zero.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 26, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! 1 point for me then!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Who are you?

Are you from the future?

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 26, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Pompey is MJ Fox

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He has to be.

I wonder what he thinks about the Delorean.

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 26, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

3-1 Canucks.

Raymond.

...it’s a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence...from a job application by Hunter S Thompson to the Vancouver Sun. Oct. 1/1958

by vancitydan on Nov 26, 2010 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

are you scrapping with Ian Mac on Twitter?? Haha! Just saw that.

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Not me. I took offense to him labeling Ryp as having “mental health issue” with no proof, but after that, been done for a while.

For me, I had a family member almost commit suicide over innuendo and gossip…so maybe I am too sensitive on the issue.

But no…made a point and have moved on.

...it’s a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence...from a job application by Hunter S Thompson to the Vancouver Sun. Oct. 1/1958

by vancitydan on Nov 26, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

fuckin

hate gossip.

Everything's a mess, I sleep but don't undress, drinking all but the Tia Maria.

by yoata on Nov 26, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I do understand gossip…but hate it a lot too. I get it with people in the public eye and all. But its still wrong to try and label or intimate someone is having “mental health issues” just because they are.

Some things are private for a reason. Big ups to the team for the way they are handling it as well ( and the Van media too. The only one that “went there” was I Mac ).

...it’s a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence...from a job application by Hunter S Thompson to the Vancouver Sun. Oct. 1/1958

by vancitydan on Nov 27, 2010 5:44 AM PST up reply actions  

3-1 Nucks

Kesler GWG. Who wants shark fin for dinner?

Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?

by spriteofice on Nov 26, 2010 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Kes GWG.

Pompey Canuck is John Connor. I am 100% sure of this.

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 26, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Samuelsson and he bumps the slump.

THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"

by Canuck_gal on Nov 26, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

Wrong thread but whatever

This is for Semi and Twitchy..

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

WIZARD

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 26, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in my Top 5 spot…coming for ya Sean!

...it’s a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence...from a job application by Hunter S Thompson to the Vancouver Sun. Oct. 1/1958

by vancitydan on Nov 26, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! Now piss off and eat my dust!

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

I can’t wait to see the epic one

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 5:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

3-2 Nucks Dank FTW.

Bah! Working tonight, slave to the AM radio.

On a bright note, Niemi getting the start. GAA 5.49 / SV% .836 in 9 games this season. Hopefully this means I’m low on the score.

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

Hmm. NHL site says 8 games / 3.64 GAA / .886 SV%

Hopefully the other numbers are some sort of premonition.

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m hoping the Canucks win, but that it’s a tight game. Niemi is one of the few real goaltenders i have in several of my fantasy pools…

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"Waist-down, Toews is huge!" TSN's Ray Ferraro

by missy on Nov 26, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

2-0 Canucks

Henrik GWG

"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules."- George Orwell

by Arizona via Slough on Nov 26, 2010 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

Just to be contrarian, and because I feel like I jinx the Canucks every time I predict a big win:

Shark 3-1, Marleau ftw.

by Shabbadoo on Nov 26, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

2-1 Nucks, Mayray with the winner.
he is the team leader in those right now, after all…

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"Waist-down, Toews is huge!" TSN's Ray Ferraro

by missy on Nov 26, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

Mrs Reid says

Lou vs Niemi

All the lines remain intact from last game

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

Hi Kristin

Might wanna photoshop the wedding ring out Sean.

Chuckles may become disbalanced ;)

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

serious rocks there

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Mad

Bling

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 5:30 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

ballin ring there

her husband must be a millionaire.

Beantown loves Reidder more than I.

"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 26, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

so

suggestive…

Everything's a mess, I sleep but don't undress, drinking all but the Tia Maria.

by yoata on Nov 26, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Nuts

Keslah fer t’win.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

by eightyseven on Nov 26, 2010 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

4-3 Nucks

Keslord.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."

by nucklord on Nov 26, 2010 3:50 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

4-1 Sharks, Tony Hrkac GWG. Craig Coxe fights the ghost of Bob Probert.

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Nov 26, 2010 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Burrows GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Nov 26, 2010 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

And "Townsville" Bulletin?

That the tabloid for the Powerpuff Girls’ city?

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

by eightyseven on Nov 26, 2010 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

i’m old. What are the Powerpuff Girls?

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 26, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

a kids tv show

Nucks Misconduct co-writer, ambassador and peacekeeper. Also on Twitter.
"Waist-down, Toews is huge!" TSN's Ray Ferraro

by missy on Nov 26, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

I thought that was Missy, sprite and eightseven

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Course I'm the butch one :(

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

by eightyseven on Nov 26, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

which one is that?

Nucks Misconduct co-writer, ambassador and peacekeeper. Also on Twitter.
"Waist-down, Toews is huge!" TSN's Ray Ferraro

by missy on Nov 26, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Buttercup 'cause she has the lowest voice

hahaha

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

by eightyseven on Nov 26, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is she so upset?

Is it because she doesn’t want to put up with their blondness?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 5:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Which one

is Buttercup? Cause I was thinking of the green one, seeing as how my eyes and hair match her’s, and I’m angry all the time….

Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?

by spriteofice on Nov 26, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

No particular order…I’ll let you guys sort it out.

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Gino Reda’s moustache is revolting.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Nov 26, 2010 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

McGuire's rankings for 6 Canadian teams.

1. Montreal
2. Vancouver
3. Toronto
4. Ottawa
5. Calgary
6. Edmonton

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by missy on Nov 26, 2010 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

Switch Ottawa and Toronto for my list.

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by cyxj on Nov 26, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

ERRONEOUS

1. Vancouver
2.-6. Everyone else.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 26, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone watching the early game on TSN?

lots of rough stuff between the leafs and sabres.

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by missy on Nov 26, 2010 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Yup. They’re hating on each other.

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Really having a hard time suffering therough Pierre in this one

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid work

I’d rather watch our game now than this.

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by eightyseven on Nov 26, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding. I gotta leave now. Guess we can suffer through it together.

Go Coconuts!

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid trains

Not having wireless…and me not being able to watch the game

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 26, 2010 5:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

This Leafs Sabres game has got some pep.

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Nov 26, 2010 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

Oh. There it is. 1-0 Swords.

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

make that 2-0

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by missy on Nov 26, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t even know a triple-minor existed…..

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by missy on Nov 26, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Nasty butt end by Steeger there.

by kesrows on Nov 26, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

6-5 Canucks. Raymond GWG!

by Twincest on Nov 26, 2010 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

sportsnetmurph
  
Kevin Bieksa has the flu and will not dress tonight for the Canucks. Let another round of rumours begin!

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by missy on Nov 26, 2010 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

sportsnetmurph
  
Yep RT @mstad101: @sportsnetmurph Rome gonna slot in seeing as Parent went to Manitoba?

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by missy on Nov 26, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This’ll be interesting without a RH shot on D, there might be some headaches tonight.

So we’ll see how the D performs without KB (or a RH) since so many call for him to be traded.

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by cyxj on Nov 26, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

btw

Semi’s fanpost is pretty good. go check it out.

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by missy on Nov 26, 2010 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks!

I was bored today at work, waiting for the weekend to arrive!

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