Canucks At Penguins: Where I Lay My Head Is Home
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 17, 2010 2:00 AM PST
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| Time | Mon. 4:00 PM PST |
TV | TSN, FSN |
| Season Series | (09/10) 1-0 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
6-2 Canucks Jan. 16/10) |
| The Enemy | Pensburgh | Scoring Leaders | D Sedin: 12-11-23 Crosby: 12-16-28 |
| Canucks |
Category | Penguins |
| 10-4-3 | Season Record | 9-8-2 |
| 3rd |
Conference Position | 5th |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Lost 1 |
| 4-4-2 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
3-5-1 |
| 8-1-1 |
Last 10 | 4-5-1 |
| +11 v |
Goals For / Against +/- | +6 |
| 3.18 (5) - |
Goals Per Game | 3.0 (8) |
| 2.41 (8) v |
Least Goals Against Per Game | 2.74 (14) |
| 1.00 (15) v |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.09 (14) |
| 29.2 (2) - |
Power Play % |
13.0 (24) |
| 86.2 (7) ^ |
Penalty Kill % |
87.5 (5) |
| 31.9 (11) v |
Shots Per Game | 31.5 (12) |
| 31.2 (20) v |
Least Shots Against Per Game | 26.6 (1) |
| 80.0 (10) v |
Winning % When Scoring First | 71.4 (14) |
| 87.5 (10) v |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 50.0 (25) |
| 28.6 (15) v |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 33.3 (11) |
| 85.7 (19) - |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 83.3 (22) |
| 0 |
Winning % When Trailing After 2 | 0 |
| 44.4 (17) v |
Winning % When Outshooting |
38.5 (21) |
| 83.3 (3) - |
Winning % When Outshot |
75.0 (6) |
| 56.3 (1) - |
Faceoffs % | 51.3 (10) |
| 13.6 (13) ^ |
Least PIM's Per Game | 16.7 (23) |
| (NHL.com) |
- A Penguins fan's look at the difference between players' performance in front of Marc-Andre Fleury as opposed to Brent Johnson.
- Sidney Crosby continuing his scoring ways.
- The Canucks have to shadow Crosby, Malkin and Letang.
- You know the Penguins are missing this guy. I can't say I feel bad for them.
- Since 2003, the Canucks are 4-0-1 overall against the Penguins including a 2-0-0 record in Pittsburgh. Yeah, these teams don't play eachother all that often.
- The Canucks are 9-11-5 on the last games of road trips that are at least 3 games in duration. Just a funky stat to digest/sweat over.
- Dan Hamhuis rested his foot on Tuesday but will play vs Pitts. Speaking of Hamhuis...this writer thinks it was well worth it for the Pens to send a 3rd round pick Philadelphia's way for the negotiating rights to Hammer prior to July 1st. He makes a good point.
- "What we'd like to see from him is, obviously, [is his] mobility, but [also] that intensity, that grit, that heart, good gap, really assertive on the ice. That's what we're expecting from Keith." -Alain Vigneault after deciding Ballard will play against Pittsburgh. The Penguins game is going to be a physical affair. Being the bitter jackass that I am, I hope somebody runs Malkin. I hope they bang the bastard around all night. Speaking of that....
- VIDEEEEOOOO
Ballard makes Crosby and Malkin his bitches:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The slaughter of the Pens' 3rd string goalie:
Crosby vs Luongo, December 8, 2007
You're gonna get yours, Malkin, you dirty maggot!
GO CANUCKS! Finish this road trip in style!
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Sean. I think, in all seriousness, that there are enough guys on the Canucks that, even with him being a King, still share friendships with Big Stick Willie, and may want to give a check with Geno a little extra. Ballard will probably hip check him again just on general principles…
Puck karma is sometimes the best karma…
As for this SPW stuff, no more of just the same old 4-1 score. Time to buckle down…before the leaders get to far away. After exhaustive research and pondering all the factors over the last couple minutes, ( ;-) ) I have decided this one will be a 3-2 Canuck win. Maybe the last in an empty net, maybe not…
Added prediction. Will be PD’s top game..maybe NHL.com to boot. The stories will both focus on how good the Canucks PP continues to be, with Kesler getting the GWG to go with 2 points each for the Twins…
...it’s a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence...from a job application by Hunter S Thompson to the Vancouver Sun. Oct. 1/1958
That hip check was awesome. And so was Ballard taking care of business (Crosby) when push came to shove.
Awesome stuff Sean.
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by Vancouverguy on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
4-2 Canucks, Daniel with the winner
Too bad I’ll miss the game tonight… hell, after this snowstorm that’s going on, I’ll just be happy to make it back home from Prince George in one piece! I don’t trust other people to remember how to drive in snowy conditions :(
5-1
Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
3-1 vanc
burrrrrrrrrrrr
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
Hrmm
I have a feeling this is a good time for a mini losing streak…
3-2 Penguins, Letangarang with the winner
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NUMBSKULLLLLL!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
Well
I was half a wizard
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
willie revenge
3-2 orcas, torres in overtime
Ballard makes Cindy Krosby his hipcheck training bag and malkin meets the boards after Luongo hit him at full speed in neutral zone
by duru2000 on Nov 17, 2010 7:07 AM PST via mobile reply actions
is that Penguin actually licking his stick?
Who is that? Is that just an illusion or is he really licking it?
‽ ⅋ ‽
I was about to ask the same question
Chocolate sticks, all the rage!
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
with the advanced photoshopping skills
you and Sean have developed, I’m sure one of you could turn that photo into something amazing.
‽ ⅋ ‽
I think the best (or the worst?) thing about that clip is Crosby’s expression as it happens.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
Kennedy can do whatever he wants as long as he keeps playing like he does.
by Passive Voice on Nov 17, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
A question regarding saturday
is vancouvers projected snow gonna throw a monkey wrench into things?
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
It just means a snowball fight is more likely.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
Is the Saturday game
being played outside?
by Rooney's Tramp Stamp on Nov 17, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
Lower mainland drivers can’t drive in snow
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Some of us can
cuz we grew up in the prairies. I’m taking the seabus anyways (I live on the north shore) in case i get liquored up on all the free beer from zandberg. I was more concerned with the people travelling in than locals…
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
Yeah, mainly because people don’t have proper snow/winter tires, and there aren’t enough sanders to get the roads covered in time
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Heh
for the first time since i moved to Vancouver in 1994, I bought snow tires this year. My car has performance tires, and two years ago when we had all that snow I couldn’t even get up the hill to my place, let alone down the alley to the parkade. So I bought snows and had them put on last week. I’d never needed to buy them before cuz it either didn’t snow or I owned a car with all seasons, which was enough for the few days we get here.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
1993, not 94
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
Yeah
Victoria is just as bad. Everything shuts down when it snows/ices. Where I grew up we had a huge hill on our street (which was a dead end) so if it snowed/iced we were pooched for getting out with a car
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Heh. Time to practice my counter-steering. Should be loads of fun. And snow wont’ be enough to take me away from loads of alcohol, and a bloody good time.
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by Vancouverguy on Nov 17, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man, I pray for it to snow so I can go out and drive/play in it. Of course, it helps that 95% of people here stay home, so the roads are mostly empty.
Time to tighten up my e-brake.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
I take exception to that
you need to qualify that “native” lower mainlanders can’t drive in snow.
plus I’ve got my Nokian All-Weathers on now – am prepared for anything …. though I more than likely will just catch SkyTrain to the game.
The skytrian is sometimes the biggest problem… when the rails ice up it just stops working. What a nightmare.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Nov 17, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
ah well … take the good with the bad … absolute worst case, I will walk or cab.
so much better than when I lived on Burnaby Mountain.
every time it snowed, I was guaranteed to miss something special because I couldn’t get down the hill – Trevor Linden’s jersey retirement; Birthday dinners … Burnaby Mountain sucks.
Im there
right now. Its still raining up here, but its cold as fuck.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
Well
actually now its sunny up here.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
NO
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
hey check out what PK Subes has been up to
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
amazing
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
FIXED
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
haters
gonna hate
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Woulda been
WAYYYY funnier if you’d said Voivod instead of stars.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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Torquil
is from Vancouver by the way
and he’s nothing without Amy Millan
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah everyone
WIKI FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
..
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Bahahah
at whoever took up my suggestion…lol @ ‘the voivod’
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
Still on there!
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Impressive
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Bean, wahaha, well done!
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 17, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry, native lower mainlanders can’t drive in snow
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
That's not true either
I am a native lower mainlander and I have always been able to drive in the snow. A good driver is a good driver regardless of conditions.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Okay, a majority of native lower mainlanders can’t drive in the snow (or just refuse to buy all weather tires). Why can’t you guys let me make broad, sweeping generalizations?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I can drive in it
but I fucking hate driving in it.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
The other drivers on the road make me fear for my life.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Nov 17, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
We've discussed it before on here.
But there is a special place in hell for people who cut me off in traffic without even having the decency to put on their turn signal.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
One of the times I wish I carried a shotgun in the car and was able to use it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Im going to mount a turret on my car
like the Humvees in the Marines and have a shooter with me at all times to deal with these sorts of people.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
Last night a guy signaled
and then immediately starting moving over into my lane. Didn’t check his mirrors or shoulder check. Didn’t know I was literally right beside him. Just kept moving over and over until I was halfway into the oncoming traffic lane honking at him. I ended up having to slow down and move in behind him.
I will tell you this though. I pulled up beside him at the next light and berated him for fully 4 minutes. Stupid mother f*cker.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.
by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
wow
u got long lights up there in the hinterlands.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
by Twitchy2010 on Nov 17, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Advanced turn signals
and all that.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.
by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
For
All that traffic??
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Or
Do the animals get advanced signals too?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
When there are two main roads
in a town of 16,000 the lights where they intersect are going to be long ones.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.
by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve had people do that to me at least two times that I avoided, and one time some broad actually changed lanes right into my left rear passenger door. She was in one of those huge ass es-yuuu-vees and couldn’t see me in my little 626.
It’s a good thing my car is a piece-of-shit rustbucket, or I probably would’ve spinkicked her right in the face.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
I feel like
this is a victory for me. Whenever people cut me off without signalling its on the highway and I don’t have the benefit of lights to berate them.
"Fact is, I cannot be denied. No matter what." - PK Subban
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
I like to counter
broad sweeping generalizations with very specific personal examples that may not be representative of a great truth. So there!!!
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.
by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
So we’ll eventually work our way to the true middle?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Probably not
but why not give it a go.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.
by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
so for u guys together
mediocrity is the ultimate goal then?
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 17, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
No no
It’s not mediocrity. It’s finding the happy medium.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Bettman
is that you?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.
by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
oh
burn
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Is there really gonna be that much snow?
Plus, it’s Wednesday and weather forecasts here seem terribly inaccurate beyond 2 days in advance.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Nov 17, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Unless they are calling for rain for multiple weeks
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
That’s just going with the percentages.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Nov 17, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Well they
haven’t said how much, just that it’s gonna snow. U know this city when it snows… doesn’t take much to turn it into a quagmire of dented bmw’s and sport utes.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
by Twitchy2010 on Nov 17, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
I heard chance of flurries at the higher elevations. So of course it’s going to be Armageddon out there.
As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time
Its sunny right now
up here at SFU.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
OMG
Wet flurries?! It’s Snowmageddon!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Seen that before
that is definitely not snow…that’s glare ice to slide like that.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
4-3 Canucks
We’ll have Sammy score the winner this game.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
by nucklord on Nov 17, 2010 8:34 AM PST via mobile reply actions
2-1 Canucks. I have a feeling it’s not going to be a high scoring affair. I’m gonna go with Edler for the game winner. Also, someone will try to knock Geno into yesterday with a big open ice (legal) hit, and then fights shall ensue.
by sunshine and lollipops on Nov 17, 2010 9:19 AM PST reply actions
I hope Ballard and Hammer hip check him into oblivion
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
The dreaded BallHammer combination.
Oh my god I’m turning into Don Taylor…help me…
by sunshine and lollipops on Nov 17, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
NYANYANANAAHEh
Was that with his right Habby, or his left Bulin?
Brunette with the goal – assist to blond and redhead.
sportsnet judge, Jody Vance’s sexy glasses give the decision to
Taylor’s schtick is getting a little old. Funny at times, yes, but old.
we're so screwed
12-2 Penguins
The steely gaze of Mario (10) Malkin, Crosby (GWG)
Ballard with 2 for the Canucks \o/
Let the drinking commence.
You're basically a whack a mole
Pop up suddenly, squeak and everyone grabs a mallet and tries to beat you.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
More like seagulls
fly in and shit on everything, then fly away.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
by Twitchy2010 on Nov 17, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
I don't nearly comment enough around this place
although this shithole has really gone downhill since you let nucksandpucks has the keys to the joint.
bwa ha ha ha ~_^
You’re a douche AJ.
Hey, you buy the booze, I’ll skip fire practice and let you buy my respect back….
That is a good point brought up in that newspaper article. Shero knew who not to target, making his free agent aquisitions more easy, smart move. Oh and 3-1 canucks, hopefully one into the open net, danny GWG
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by kiyotok on Nov 17, 2010 10:03 AM PST via mobile reply actions
2-1 Canucks
Henrik GWG.
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by Arizona via Slough on Nov 17, 2010 10:09 AM PST reply actions
I like this picture
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
It reminds me of this......
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Perpetual motion exists!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Unfortunately
Alas. Those are battery powered.
The awesome thing is, I still have mine somewhere…………..
shhh
You are ruining it!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
That penguin about to die
should be Malkin’s face instead.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
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by eightyseven on Nov 17, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Am I the only one who thinks the Canucks might destroy Pittsburgh?
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Nov 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST reply actions
Who’s in net tonight for the penguins?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Nov 17, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Excellent
Amazing Brent Johnson is saving them.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
he's sucked his last two games, though
bubble
bursting?
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Yup.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
As long as we abuse Fleury, that’s all that matters.
For the sake of more themes for the evening, wasn’t there a bunch of criticism for Luongo making team Canada over Fleury after his Cup win?
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Isn’t there a bunch of criticism for Luongo doing anything?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Word
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
Right
But specifically in regards to those two, I seem to recall people bitching that Fleury’s Cup win was more important than Luongo’s projected superstar status.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Oh no, the one game a year where I don’t know who to support
3-2 Pens, Malkin. They need the win more at this point
same here. Good thing its only once a year.
by prairienuck on Nov 17, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
NUMBSKULL!!!!
you’re have chosen most unwisely
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Sean’s going to have to dock your hourly fee for that.
by sunshine and lollipops on Nov 17, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
Great
Indiana Jones reference.
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
you’re have chosen
And you call yourself a lawyer!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
well
if i spent an extra minute proofreading everything
that would cost an extra $6.25
i kid you not… that’s my billing rate (although we charge by 10 minute spans)
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
ridicalus
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Me too. hehe
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
Beantown's
Paying for all our flights out to the next meetup
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
i don't pocket the money
my firm does! i’m their bitch!
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Let’s have our meet-up somewhere warm, say… like Miami. That way we can ALL have the privilege of flying there.
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by Vancouverguy on Nov 17, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
6-3 Ehrhoff, to throw my hat into the prediction ring for the first time.
How has everyone been? Haven’t been able to make it around these parts lately; extremely busy with school work (fucking thesis. Just one more month).
How have the Nucks been looking? Trends with players? I need to catch up.
The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Nov 17, 2010 10:38 AM PST reply actions
Daniel Sedin looks like he could score 50 goals.
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by Karina on Nov 17, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Hank looks like he could get close to 100 assists
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
One of my fantasy teams would not mind that.
The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Nov 17, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
5-3 Orcas
Daniel FTW
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well,
obviously tonite we both won’t be getting on the board…
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 17, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Duhhhh
(h5)
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
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by eightyseven on Nov 17, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
5-2 Canucks
Burrows GWG.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:09 AM PST reply actions
lol
Tyler Kennedy is a weirdo.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Im going to White Spot tonight
might be here for the tail end of the gamethread.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
mmmmmmm white spot
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by Karina on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Who doesn't love White Spot???
Triple O sauce FTW!!!!
I would put that sauce on ANYTHING and enjoy eating it.
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
Ive been craving White Spot like you
wouldn’t believe for the past week. Today, I indulge.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
One of the things I miss about BC
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I don't get it as much as I want to.
My favourite restaurant though.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
White spot good
heart trouble bad. White spot BC Burger with fries is an rare guilty pleasure now :(
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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 17, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah
I can’t imagine the Triple O sauce is good for you.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Used to go a lot as a kid
rarely ever go anymore. Doesn’t life suck that way.
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
i like white spot
but dislike triple O sauce… crazy, eh?
i don’t like mayo-based sauced in general is the thing.
I looooove Zoo sticks.
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
The penne alfredo
is fucking amazing too. But the Legendary Burgers are what I live for.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
yeah i go for the double double
hold the triple-o
and with the ‘clasic plate’ added on (i.e. the zoo sticks)
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
(I then put a moderate amount of ketchup on the burger)
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
My mom used to work there, so as a kid anytime she would need a ride, I’d jump in the car too and go sit inside and have everyone bring me fries and milkshakes for free cause I’m just so darn cute. If she hadn’t retired early…I’d likely still be doing this.
by sunshine and lollipops on Nov 17, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, and she used to bring home buckets of triple o sauce lol.
by sunshine and lollipops on Nov 17, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
You're still
killin’ it.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
he’s tied. I haven’t updated from last game yet
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 17, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
Time for me to
weigh in and I know you have all been waiting for this moment with baited breath.
5-3 Nucks……..Mad Money Mo with the game winner.
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 11:38 AM PST reply actions
oh lawd
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
Wait wait
I now have to change my prediction since the oracle weighed it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I work at a country station so this
is a momentous day.
I just played a good song!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW3L8qon7hg
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 11:46 AM PST reply actions
Funny
how it took 30 some years before country radio realized they were always country.
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I didn't even know
what they were other than fucking brilliant. What a great song.
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
Any word yet as to who is sitting on the D?
Or have I missed it somewhere?
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Pretty sure
It’s Alberts
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
This morning's tweets suggest it could be Rome. Via Dan Murphy.
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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Oops
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Alberts is back in my good books
if he does to Malkin
what he did to datsyuk
but WORSE
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, and Mike Richards is having a go at PK Subes: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Flyers-Habs-fun-Hartnell-says-he-was-choked-Ri?urn=nhl-286593
Semi, defend your boy
semi?
chuckles is the guy who’s madly in love with the Subbanator
he hopes they will have babies together one day
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Like Ahnold
In Junior
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
GET TO DA CHOPPA
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
indeed...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpEgQ3b_Ug0
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Not my boy
Chuckle’s boy
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Haha
Every time I hear “PK Subes”, I think “SK Pubes”.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
Porn name.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
It means PK
is doing his job, and doing it well.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll take Nucks 3, Pens 2 to go, with a side of Kesler scoring the winner, after making Crosby his bitch all night.
It would not surprise me to see a bunch of reckless penalties in this game. Especially with the likes of Cooke, Torres, Alberts in the game. Plus… who doesn’t want to take out their frustrations on Malkin?
Alberts gets a permanent spot in my lineup if he "Datsyuk"s Malkin, but 10 times worse.
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5-2 Canucks. Mr. Everything with the winnah.
Canucks sign a midget to a one game contract so Crosby has someone to fight. Fleury gets lit up. Malkin leaves in so many pieces he requires 3 stretchers.
no. I have not time yet. Just wait. It will be done soon. Before the clock strikes 12.
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 17, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
Time for the obligatory
60 hour start poking fun at the douchieness of kane post. Annnnnnnd…just watch. sadly is it does slightly besmirch a good canadian hero, but, whatever, it still makes kane look like a douche.
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That is actually quite hilarious.
by sunshine and lollipops on Nov 17, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
I feel so bad for White
He must have to move so much.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
FUCK
i have babchuk in one of my pools
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
Playing for the Flames means
hes fukt.
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by Vancouverguy on Nov 17, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
Are they
Transferring Sutter’s jail time to Carolina too?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
And perhaps his cousin can sort him out…
by CarolinaCanuck on Nov 17, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
6-2 Nucks
Ballard with the GWG.
Fleury chased out of net 5 minutes into the second.
Rypien fights twice and wakes his team up.
Malkin leaves game early with apparent knee injury.
Alberts in, Rome sits
..and Zanny cries.
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I blame Hamhuis
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 17, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
no worries
i hear he signed with San Jose or LA or Anaheim or something…
by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
damn!! haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 17, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
with apparent knee injury but really a sore vajayjay from getting cockpunched by henrick sedin
fixed
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"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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whoa spelled henrik wrong
fail
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Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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I like the sound of 5-3 Nucks, Edler with the winner.
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by Beantown Canuck on Nov 17, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
Don't encourage
lurkers to sign up. Next thing you know there will be entire threads taken over by petty fighting and name calling. This blog doesn’t need that Beantown. What were you thinking?
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Mass tort
sounds like something a stuttering servant would say.
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by Section 312 on Nov 17, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
At first
I saw “mass fort” and thought, “sweet, Section’s building a huge fort?”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Tort
law?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
Heh like u
i saw the first t as an f. Unfortunately I saw the o as an a though.
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Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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5-3 Nucks
Dank GWG. Malkin gets turned to fish paste, which forces Fin to stampede the ice to eat him.
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
FIN HUNGRY
FIN EAT ENIGMATIC RUSSIAN
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Enigmatic Russians
Are the best tasting Russians
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
That’s not right. You’re making Fin look Dion-stupid.
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by Vancouverguy on Nov 17, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
My bad
I take it all back Fin.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 17, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
Well I said the Canucks would finish this road trip at about 500. So where are we at? 2-1-0. Well shit.
4-3 Penguins
Letang.
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"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary
if you're right...
…u are SOOO buying beers on saturday.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
@Twitchy. Other way around!!!!
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"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 17, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
Normally, yes
but if the crosbys win, i’m blaming you for jinxing it (cuz I’m all superstitious and stuff). If I get on the wizards board, why yes, yes I will buy you a beer. And probably if I don’t.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
same same :)
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"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 17, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
OMFG!
I got a point the shittiest way possible.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct Director of Fail and VP of bombed jokes.
Just updated the Wizard list, Passive Voice got 2 for calling the score and winning team. I got the score right. Hell, we have a 3 way tie for first. Somebody finally caught Pompey!
kesrows got a point. A couple others too.
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"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary
Wait, so
You do get a point for guessing the score but the wrong team? I thought it was a double or nothing thing
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Yes, you can guess the correct score and get a point. You just can’t guess the right team ONLY and get a point. If that was the case I’d be adding shit up all day. No fucking thanks!
It’s tough to get on the list. I’ll keep it that way :)
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"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 17, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
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