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 DEVILS
CANUCKS

AT

Time Mon, 7:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Van
Season Series (09/10) 1-0 Canucks
Last Meeting
5-2 Canucks (Dec.02/09)
The Enemy In Lou We Trust Scoring Leaders   Daniel Sedin: 7-5-12 Dainius Zubrus: 1-6-7
Devils
Category Canucks
3-8-1 Season Record 4-3-2
15th Conference Position 11th v
Lost 1
Streak Won 2
3-4-0
< Road Record / Home Record >
4-0-1
3-7-0
Last 10 NA
1.67 (30)
Goals Per Game 2.67 (18) ^
3.25 (25)
Least Goals Against Per Game 2.44 (9) v
0.58 (29)
5 On 5 GF/GA 0.94 (19)  v
7.7 (30)
Power Play %
22.9 (7) -
81.8 (19)
Penalty Kill %
83.8 (14) ^
31.2 (15)
Shots Per Game 31.3 (13) ^
29.2 (14)
Least Shots Against Per Game 30.8 (18)  v
40.0 (29)
Winning % When Scoring First 60.0 (22) -
33.3 (29)
Winning % When Leading After 1 75.0 (18) -
14.3 (22)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 25.0 (18)
100
Winning % When Leading After 2 66.7
0
Winning % When Trailing After2 0
50.3 (17)
Faceoffs % 56.3 (2) -
14.8 (20)
Least PIM's Per Game 15.2 (21) ^
-14 (30)
+ / - GF/GA (see here)
0 (17) ^

Update: (8:14 AM): Martin Brodeur is 6-10-0 with a 2.91 goals-against average in his career versus the Canucks, while Roberto Luongo is 6-13-0 with a 3.00 GAA lifetime when facing the Devils. (Miami Herald)


Update (9:58 PM): If Kevin Bieksa fails to register a point against the Devils, it will be a personal worst streak in his tenure as a Canuck. More on Bieksa at the Province.

Update (9:08 PM): A BC boy makes his return home: Center Brad Mills from Terrace BC should play his second game for the Devils against the Canucks.

Update (8:37 PM): Ryan Parent injured his groin at practice on Sunday. It is being called a mild groin strain. Andrew Alberts, who tweaked his knee last Tuesday against the Avalanche, is expected to play against the Devils. Dan Hamhuis' bruised foot is still sore. He is highly doubtful for Monday's game, and possibly the next 2 road games as well (Globe and Mail). Damn! So the math is: If Ballard cannot play, someone from the Moose has to. 

Wow, what is going on with the Devils? Dead last in the East. Dead last in the NHL on the power play and in goals for. 29th in goals for/against 5 on 5. Almost too many issues to list. Their worst start in franchise history. Somewhat like Vancouver, New Jersey's defence core is being decimated by injuries: Anton Volchenkov (stiff neck/broken nose), Mark Fraser (broken hand), Anssi Salmela (knee), Bryce Salvador (concussion) and Matthew Corrente (broken hand) are all out. Another crucial blow to a team that isn't scoring enough goals is that Zach Parise was flown back to New Jersey on Saturday night from what is believed to be a nagging knee injury that keeps getting worse. Parise was off to a slow start with only 3 goals and 6 points in 12 games. He and

Star-divide

Ilya Kovalchuk are the Devils' top 2 forwards. Ah, Kovalchuk. What a rough start to the season with that uncharacteristic (by NJ standards) contract. He has only 1 goal and no assists in his last 4 games since being a healthy scratch on October 23, a game which the Devils lost 6-1 to the Sabres. His goal came the following night in a 3-1 loss to the Rangers. He, like Parise, only has 3 goals and 6 points on the season.

The Devils are 1-3 in their last 4. They have scored 6 goals and given up 12 in that span. Want me to keep going? Andy Greene? Supposed to be a top 2 d-man guy? Has 4 points and a -10 in 12 games? What percentage of Devils fans want coach John MacLean's head on a platter? Just don't tell Lou Lamoriello that. He called such a notion "ridiculous" and is putting the onus on the Devils' top forwards.

Alas, NJ fans have faith! You're playing the Canucks. We are full of surprises! We have a sickening natural tendency of allowing players to break out of slumps! Unfortunately, the Canucks are 4-0-1 at home, where they have scored 17 goals and allowed 8. So...seems less likely.

Will the Canucks be charged or rusty after a 6 day layoff? Hell, I feel rusty! I'm also tired of waiting.

Keith Ballard (concussion) will be a game time decision. Not so sure about Dan Hamhuis though. Alexandre Burrows is not eligible to come off the long term injury list until Tuesday's game.

Misc: Read and laugh (or not)

VIDEO!

The last time these 2 teams went head to head:

How about the Canucks walloping the Devils in 2007?

TSN's Top 10 Brodeur/Luongo saves!

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I am sad that this twitter account doesn’t exit. I would follow it.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy claims Bieksa is the worst hockey player of all time? Clearly he doesn’t watch much hockey and hasn’t ever seen Aki Berg play.

by marcness52 on Oct 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Or

Darcy Hordichuk.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, the worst player of all-time is clearly Shawn Chambers

by Vitamin R on Oct 31, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw man

Ethan Albright. Dude was rated 53 on Madden.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last I checked, 1 is worth than 53. Unless Madden goes on a scale of 1 to 5300, then they’re equal.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Oct 31, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you mean

worse.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worse. Yes, assume that.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Oct 31, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Ramage

and Ethan Albright are rated the same.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

just Wow.

How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?

by yoata on Oct 31, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude is a “simple” type person. For all the shit we pile on, Juice is an NHLer that worked hard to get there. Top 1% of the numerous masses that played and dreamed.

 College grad and all. And the Province reaches down and gives some unemployed web designer a soapbox to further his ridiculous obsession? So he has a problem, but why further that negative stuff? We either want him to be good here, or good enough to trade there. Neither is helped by this guys cutesey self important rants. No doubt he will use it to further argue to his more rational friends to give it a rest…“there’s girls to be chatted up here man”

;-(

yeah…nothing to see here…

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Oct 31, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

satire, anyone?

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some people wouldn’t know satire if it punched them in their face and then did donuts on their lawn.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Nov 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if that guy is doing “satire”…seems he just hates Juice!

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Nov 1, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Demitra part gives it away

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 1, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

mostly

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 1, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait wait

You’re telling me he doesn’t play for us anymore? But this about as visible as he’s been since signing here…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

*this is about

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok, he wasn’t THAT bad!

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"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 1, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know...

Stop ruining the joke!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK! The guy was Whodini incarnate!

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"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Nov 1, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't tell

he’s putting up about the same number this year for the canucks.

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear

by mfarough on Nov 1, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

the “cute girls” part gave it away even more.

How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?

by yoata on Nov 1, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

See..I thought something like that too, until I read the line about going to many different stories and ….“thousands”…or “too many to count”…when talking about his number of postings.

Meh.

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Nov 1, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

well not trade, he didn’t realize Demitra isn’t ont he team anymore

by Chocolate on Oct 31, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which makes me doubt the sincerity of the whole article. Was he joking about the whole thing? The article is truly a waste of time.

by marcness52 on Nov 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the joke.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Nov 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really quite amazed this was ever missed. Even once.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Nov 1, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

...

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Nov 1, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Official list of Rainier Wolfcastle Filmography:

    * McBain
    * McBain II
    * McBain III
    * McBain IV: Fatal Discharge
    * McBain V: The Final Chapter
    * McBain VI: You Have the Right to Remain Dead
    * McBain VII: Let’s Get Silly
    * Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy: The Movie
    * My Baby is an Ugly Man
    * Magic Ticket
    * Lets get Nerdy
    * Help! My Son is a Nerd
    * Mrs. Mom
    * Frankenberry: The Movie
    * I Shoot Your Face
    * I Shoot Your Face Again
    * Father of the Presibot
    * The Real Deal
    * Saving Irene Ryan
    * Nudist Camp Commandant

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he get nominated for Saving Irene Ryan?

Could be wrong.

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Nov 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAUGHING TIME

IS OVAH

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK while yer all freaking

about this obvious satire (cuz really, is ANYONE as lame as this guy? I have trouble buying this as a ‘story’ and not a ‘satirical commentary’ on the bieksa hate out here…), did anyone catch the burrows love in the white towel section yesterday? Interesting the people who have MORE goals than him since the line shift and even more interesting, the ones with LESS. Couldn’t find the damn link though…

"I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.Trust me. Trust me."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

here it is.

"I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.Trust me. Trust me."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s satire it’s pretty sad. Wasn’t funny at all really. Just a waste of my time.

by marcness52 on Nov 1, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

but this is the province, the same paper that thought planning a parade route was funny or valuable.

"I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.Trust me. Trust me."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you're saying

I should take that map route down off my fridge?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

that was a pathetic attempt at satire.
the story was just blegh.

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by missy on Nov 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not freaking my friend. At all. It seems more obsession than satire to me, thats all. Maybe a comentary on the nuttiness of Canuck fans…

I’m with marcness….if it was supposed to be satire, its a bit of a fail.

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Nov 1, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 Canucks. Raymond.

by marcness52 on Oct 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

KOVY CANNOT BE STOPPED

but everyone else CAN be stopped.

5-2 Nucks, Captain Hank GWG.

I want Burrows to come back so badly.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Devils
Kovalchuk

First victim of NUMBSKULL!!

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 31, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You moron…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Oct 31, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a surprise

i could smell your numbskullery 5000 miles away

NUMBSKULL!

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 31, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

homers! heads in your asses!

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 31, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you blew an orca on the way here didn’t ya? huh?

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 31, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

:0

Nucks Misconduct
"Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 31, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Kesler GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Oct 31, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

6-1 Canucks, Sammy with the winner.
Next day, John Maclean is fired, and is added to the list of coaches who have been fired the day after a loss to the Canucks.

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by missy on Oct 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Mac

has 10 more games I say.

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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richards on the other hand……..

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Richards

is fucked.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That province article..

Is one of the funniest hockey related articles I have read in a long time.

by sfont on Oct 31, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That province article

is lulz.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Sammy GWG

Smoking and Poking

by Reeferbot on Oct 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Nucks. Dank GWG

by Chocolate on Oct 31, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody else watching The Walking Dead right now?

Great book, looks like its gonna be a good series too.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely, I watched it. Started reading the comics not too long ago, just got into the 4th TPB. I must say they made Lori more skanky and Shane more sleazy in the episode last night.

by Major Major Major Major on Nov 1, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was an excellent pilot.

Possibly the scariest 1.5 hours of television I have ever watched.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw

Bear McCreary as composer, and now I must check this out

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was really well done.

There are periods of no dialogue where Rick just looks out and sees all the destruction that has taken place while he was in his coma. The parts where there was music fit right in and really suit the mood.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

After BSG

I will always check out anything with Bear doing the music. Hell, I own all the soundtracks from BSG, he’s that good

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

All along the Watchtower

in Season 3 is my most favourite moment in BSG. Love how they kept using it throughout the rest of the show (ex. Starbuck meets her dad, plays piano).

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

SFU was the site of the ruins of Caprica; UBC was the site of Cloud Nine. UBC WIN!

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

But then

It got nuked

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caprica – destroyed in episode one. Cloud Nine lasted many episodes, and also awesomer in general. UBC WIN!

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever dude

Roslin waded into the disgusting pond that we have up here. The Academic Quadrangle was a major plot device!

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motherfucking Cloud Nine

The kickassingest place in the universe! Hello!!!!!! UBC WIN!

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They blew that shit up! Uninhabitable afterwards!

Starbuck at least went back to Caprica!

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched the trailer

Seems like a pretty standard zombie plot? I’ll still have to check it out though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much much more

than typical zombie plot.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched this and I think it’s a great adaptation, faithful to the atmosphere of the comics whilst still bringing something new to the table.

Dear Slough Jets, thanks for beating the Guildford Flames.

by eleccy on Nov 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have AMC so I downloaded it, will watch it soon.

I got through some of the comics but haven’t had time to finish them.

I love anything zombie though, so I know I’ll like it.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Nov 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

devils in the crapper this year

5-1 Canucks, Hank with his first of the season for the GWG.

Question: under what circumstances does Schneids play on Tuesday?
No matter what? Almost for sure unless Lu is on fire against he Devils? Only if Lu stinks it up agains the Devils? Only if we lose to the Devils?

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 31, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I would give Red the Oilers on Tuesday and then play 2 of the 5-game road trip coming up (say, Ottawa and Pittsburgh). So that would be 3 of the next 9 games.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Oct 31, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And regarding that Province article: I agree we should get rid of Demitra…

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 31, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Such

a pylon.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 canucks
kesler gwg

by Hodge on Oct 31, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 vancouver

mayray ftw

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 31, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks.

Bieksa…in the slot, on a PP…takes a pass from Hank and puts it in for his first point and the GWG.

( do I get an extra point for the specifics if it comes true?)

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by vancitydan on Oct 31, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

no. I wish. I had a notion to go the Bieksa FTW route too but then numbskullery took over.

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 31, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

More D injuries! Really? So the 10th defenseman might be Sweatt. What about the potential for an 11th defenseman? Oberg? Sauve?

by marcness52 on Oct 31, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Marc-Andre Bergeron

for sure.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baumer, Connaughton, Sweatt or Oberg I would guess.

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know this has already been talked about

but Juice taking a slapshot at Lu when Lu was turned around is too lulzy to not post again. What was he thinking?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have had to be there to see how it transpired. Of course, Lou falls to the ice like he’s been shot.

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 31, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was shot, Zed, it’s right in the headline.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Oct 31, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 31, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man

it hit him in the nerve!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

a soccer nerve

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 31, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

sorry, CC

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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 1, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its all good

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is rather good at doing that.

by marcness52 on Oct 31, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was he thinking?

He wasn’t.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Nov 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idiotic Juice

ugh.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Canucks!

No reason to go against the odds, DANK GWG.

by Wilke on Oct 31, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

6-0 Erhoff

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by mfarough on Oct 31, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

crazy talk

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're right i should have gone with demitra

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by mfarough on Oct 31, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 31, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Nolan Baumgartner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

moar

crazy talk

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 31, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Numbskull! I love the dedication, but choosing Bieksa is numbskullery!

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need a new one for picking Bieksa. Sorry, I should have known about lawyers and their terminology.

That’s why I didn’t end up in Arts. I could feel my mastery of the English language regressing year by year.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks Hockey! NM! I missed you so much!

Caught some NFL games today, and most of the games were quite entertaining, but you just couldn’t compare with Canucks Hockey.

Nucks, 3-1 NJ … Ehrhoff ftw.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

And I’d rather they let Hamhuis rest for a few more games now, rather than 3 weeks later, Hamhuis going down with a broken bone in the foot. Let’s hope it heals completely, relatively soon.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Canucks, Kesler

by andrew21nz on Nov 1, 2010 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

I've decided

to post random Arrested Development gifs. Some will have relevance to the topic, others will be posted with a single foreword for a title.

In this case, HOCKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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by ShiftySC on Nov 1, 2010 1:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I approve of this

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

makes me want to go camping

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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 1, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

My god

More D injuries? What is this, last year? Just can’t catch a break here…

3-1 Canucks
Unleash the Tambo! with the winner

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 6:04 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Daniel FTW

by Shabbadoo on Nov 1, 2010 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

November 1st

Should be a holiday. HALLOWEEN CANDY SALE.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Done and done. Only kit-kat and some Snickers/M&M goodness for me. The gf sent me a text at 2:30am, waking me up, only to remind me to pick up some candy on my way to work.

Good thing there’s a shoppers downstairs from work.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just came back from Shoppers myself. Two of the multiple kind boxes and two packs of Jersey Milk just because.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

50% off candy at the risk of increased rate of early-onset diabetes is all worth it.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

shmeh

early-onset diabetes is the coolest onset diabetes, or at least that’s what all the fat kids tell me

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it

Be late-onset diabetes now for us though?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone

except for Missy.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. CC you’re only a year older than Missy, so for us young’uns. It IS early onset.

I don’t know about the “Grampas” trolling around here though.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nonsense

she’s born ’90, Im born ’88. Do the math, thats 2 years, old man!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even keep track. I still consider myself a young’un, especially in the presence of some of the….. um.. more experienced ones around here.

I’m an ’87, so there.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah. I drink scotch older than you. Go cut my grass junior.

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by kesrows on Nov 1, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cut his grass?

But I thought he had to stay off your lawn?

by SteveNux on Nov 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice.

Rec’d for reminding me of Eastwood’s badass-ness in Gran Torino.

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by nucklord on Nov 1, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll be doing that later today, after my class.

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by missy on Nov 1, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did

The Flames puck bunny costume work out? Did you scare enough people away? :)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Increased hittage

due to the fact they thought she was an airhead from calgary

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by mfarough on Nov 1, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The hooker boots probably helped too.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Nov 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

helped.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Kesler with the winner.

Also Semi, don’t forget the Halloween decorations being on sale too!! Gotta buy for next year…

by sunshine and lollipops on Nov 1, 2010 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Bah

The gf can worry about picking up cheap Halloween decorations (which she will). I’m more concerned with increasing my risk of contracting the Diabetus with cheap cheap delicious candy

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cap Question

How many games would ballard and Hamhuis have to miss in order for Salo to come back in say late Feb ?

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by mfarough on Nov 1, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Slight rosterbation question

sorry for this speculation.

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by mfarough on Nov 1, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Defensemen

Recieve an automatic 10 games for being hurt… for the team..

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by mfarough on Nov 1, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t really think we’ll ever make up the difference, because Salo makes 3.5, right? Let’s assume that’s 1/3 of what Hamhuis + Ballard makes. That, and Salo will only be playing for 1/2 of the season, by rough estimation and my crude understanding of the salary cap, Hammy/Ballard must miss about 1/6 of the season… an unenviable situation, any way you cut it.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

An angry, frustrated Devils, that played some good hockey and still lost lately, against a laid-back, stone-cold, happy go lucky Canucks…..a very bad situation.
3:1 Devils

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Nov 1, 2010 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

THIS AGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!
You NUMBSKULL!

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Parise to their already anemic offense = Devils not scoring 3 goals. Sorry, gotta disagree there.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

A defense more swiss-cheesed than our own = more than 1 GA

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

watch Arnott get a hatty

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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 1, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arnott?

My money is on Clarkson.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll still end up a -5 though.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 1, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to give credit to Broduer but even he isn’t the Superman of old.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgive you for your blissful ignorance.
And I will be the happiest to call myself a Numbscull, when the Canucks prove me wrong, FOR ONCE!

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Nov 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Forgiveness is something i regularly seek in life
1 down, 473,993 to go.

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wings implosion

Howard’s already hurt, and according to Twitter reports, Osgood just left practice with a groin injury….

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by missy on Nov 1, 2010 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

They just want

To be cool like all the other injured teams

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, thanks. it was that game we played against chicago a couple weeks ago.

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by missy on Nov 1, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

5-3 canucks: Dank gwg

by SteveNux on Nov 1, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey kids

how i’ve missed you so. i’ve been slaving away with homework and presentations, so I am EXTREMELY STOKED for tonight’s game (and finally a consistent schedule) and the meet up in 2 weeks.

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by Canuck_gal on Nov 1, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

WOOO

LETS PARTY LIKE WE’RE IN A GODDAMN BOLSHEVIK REVOLUTION

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good picture. Although it’s more of a Communist Party than anything…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know

we all know the Bolshevik Revolution was where the best parties were. Although Lenin looks displeased.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are Mao and Fidel doing there? They aint Bolshevik, especially not Mao.

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Staling wasn’t exactly Bolshevik either…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES I KNOW!

Just enjoy the picture. If you want historically accurate pictures/captions you came to the wrong place!

Chairman Mao was busy making useless steel and Fidel was macking on chicks with Che.

There, a historically ambiguous picture! Happy now?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are five of them facing left, and two facing right? what’s going on here?

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a sexy party, no one cares who’s looking what way!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just to mess with you

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beantown cannot enjoy sexy party gif

womp womp womp

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna know what

they’re all looking at so seriously.

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another

sexy party happening across from them.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE THEY

SEXY ZOMBIES!?

THE WALKING SEXY DEAD?

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like an excellent spin-off idea. To the network headquarters!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBC

just soiled themselves.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're all

dancing around saying ’we’re so effin creative! YEAH! Now how can we get this idea without having to pay those nucks misconduct people?’

"I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.Trust me. Trust me."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

they can't

i will sue

we will use the proceeds to buyout bieksa’s contract

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and trade

for PK Subban, right?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be

the token colored folk on the zombie sexy party with stewie show.

"I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.Trust me. Trust me."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

this is degenerating.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Cleveland moved you know….and asian reporter trisha tanagawa doesn’t cut it.

"I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.Trust me. Trust me."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahaha

great gif

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Competition for Dancing With the Stars…Dancing With the Zombies…

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by vancitydan on Nov 1, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CG

you forgot to post your prediction.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks 3-2, Kesler

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Nov 1, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks. Mayray.

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by kesrows on Nov 1, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Morning shower


then hockey.

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by ShiftySC on Nov 1, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Are these going to be a play-by-play of your daily routine?

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not.


BREAKFAST!

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by ShiftySC on Nov 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER NUDE

NEVER NUDE NEVER NUDE

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some dude dressed up as Tobias Funke for halloween. This one guy asked if he was Dr Phil.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Kevin

I would have posted over at ILWT but apparently I haven’t signed up there yet – but Burrows won’t be back until tomorrow game, not tonight

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

O

Oh really? Thanks. I’ve got no sleep over the last few weeks and got none last night. Pretty sure i’m not getting any tonight either.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 1, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And my post was full of grammar fail there

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

What!?

Stop toying with my emotions!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

arrested development movie… delicious.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canuck_gal won't be near a computer today so she can't post her prediction

but she texted me her prediction.

She predicts 4-2 Canucks, MayRay GWG.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like

A scam for CC to post 2 predicitons

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I do what I can.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to contradict yourself!

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU

SAW NOTHING!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

bollocks

I am a man of honour.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

CC is legit

I had to turn my laptop off during class discussion. I wanted to make it seem like I was paying attention but as always my brain is 99.9% always on the Canucks. But I did indeed text him and vouch he isn’t trying to get 2 predictions in haha.

btw, CC are you at school?

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by Canuck_gal on Nov 1, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SEE!

I TOLD YOU FOOLS I WAS A MAN OF HONOUR!

Yes unfortunately Im at school. Trying to pick an article to write my history paper on. Where are you?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

At school

bored waiting for class. Shall I visit you or are you trying to get some hardcore paper stuff done?

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by Canuck_gal on Nov 1, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahaha

me actually doing work? don’t be absurd.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

CC

Stop talking to youself………

=P

by jluglue on Nov 1, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

she actually exists

I even talked to her today. In person!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooookaaaay...

Come this way CC, we have a nice room with comfy walls for you…

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I get

one of those nice jackets too?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

Of course! Just sign here…

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooo

is the food any good?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends

On your definition of “good”. It won’t kill you at least

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

a second…. this place sounds oddly familiar…. Are you taking me to the GWB’s house?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhh

It will all be okay in a minute…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

GWB = George W Bush?

Stop scaring me, Halloween is over.

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Im talking about Bushie.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What school are you guys at?

I’m at UBC right now, sitting in my chemistry lecture…

by seedvt on Nov 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're at SFU

wishing they were at UBC because TBIRDS RULE and CLAN DROOL!

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

T BIRDS SUCK

CLAN RULES.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1. I work in a lab full of T-Birds. I wonder what would happen if we hired an SFU grad… The subtle or not-so-subtle jabs at SFU would be hilarious.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its funny

because right now you’re killing everyone in the Score Predicting contest.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still

Tied for second

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still

Tied for second

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still

A failure

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

tee hee

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by missy on Nov 1, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol double post

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny

cuz I was looking for his post to copy his score, and it wasn’t up yet. Thank goodness.

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FML

I just went and bought pizza, went to the applied sciences wing to procrastinate. And now they’re giving out free pizza in the applied sciences wing 10 feet away from me.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Moral:

Free pizza after already buying pizza is still more pizza for free

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im not hungry anymore

but I suppose free pizza is too good to pass up.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roadie

For dinner

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never say no

To free anything.

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Free stds!"

no thank you

“Free Willy”

yes please!

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

rules

to live by.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

also works for beer

for thanksgiving I was presented with a 24 pack of my nation’s finest Kokanee. I attempted to drink the whole thing. By the end of the night I was completely incapacitated.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude it's pizza

it has a half life longer than carbon.

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHHA

damn.

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by Canuck_gal on Nov 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save the pizza you paid for. Eat free pizza now.

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by Karina on Nov 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

already ate it

free pizza arrived as I was halfway through my last slice.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save free pizza for later then

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

grabbing it

now.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

free pizza

FTW

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real question is

how many slices can you eat?

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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the real question is

why is pizza in NY significantly better than pizza anywhere else in north america? it’s really mind-boggling how true it is

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you make a good point, I have been craving pizza since I got back from NY and am terribly disappointed at what is called pizza here in Vancouver

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by Karina on Nov 1, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad

They don’t have Romeo’s on the mainland – they make a pretty mean pizza.

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 1, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

I really don’t consider myself a new york snob in the least, but i really find it’s true on the pizza front. I mean, you can find some good stuff elsewhere here and there, but in new york, it’s consistently very good everywhere, and it’s excellent in many places. Anywhere else, good pizza is sparse and excellent pizza is a rare rare gem.

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you all

now i want pizza.

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by missy on Nov 1, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a former NYer I would have to agree with you. The dough is different (NY dough seems coarser). The cheese is different (real, high butterfat content as opposed to Sysco plasticity). The sauce seems to be oilier with a hint of vomit flavor. Don’t laugh. I don’t know what gives it that particular flavor but that’s what I’ve detected and it works. I ran a pizza place at Cultus for 24 years and although it wasn’t NYC pizza, it was of a higher quality (for instance we mixed our own dough and had it rise a number of times before it went into the oven) than other pizzas around. We also used the highest butterfat mozzarella we could find. Also, most pizza places out here put the cheese on top of the sauce and toppings rather than the cheese under the toppings. Cheese on top of toppings causes everything above the crust to shift when one cuts the slice with a knife. Many, many times I heard customers exclaim that our pizza was the “best pizza I ever tasted,” and as often as I heard it I always appreciated the comments. However, I still liked the pizza from a pizzeria on Eighth and 30th St. (cattycorner to Penn Station) better than what we produced at Cultus Lake.

by Bobby Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh THAT place on 8th and 30th!

Just kidding :)

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by Yankee Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that place is gone 8(

by Bobby Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think of Gramaldi’s?

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by Karina on Nov 1, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

love it

take guests there when they visit
the original one in DUMBO will be closing down some time in the next year though :(

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Fresh Slice pizza uses fresh full fat mozzarella from Scardillo cheese. Their crust is also better than most places I’ve tried. But still can’t hold a candle to anything in NYC.

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by Karina on Nov 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A couple in Abbotsford owns a pizza place called “Da Beetz” which is Italian/New Yorkese for “the pizza.” The guy went to NYC to study the saxophone and supported himself by working at various pizza places in Brooklyn (my hometown) and then brought those skills back to the Fraser Valley. Not a bad pizza. Check out their website.
Frankie’s Italian Kitchen (believe they’re a franchise) makes a decent pizza. It’s an “individual” size for 10-12 dollars.

by Bobby Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

italian food + hint of vomit

makes me think there’s Parmesan cheese involved.

by Passive Voice on Nov 1, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like

SFU Comp Sci thing for the free pizza. (or at least that woulda been the case 6 yrs ago)

by jluglue on Nov 1, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the Comp Sci

wing is right there too.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks win in OT 2-1 with MayRay getting the GWG.

by Bobby Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nucks 5 Deviled Eggs 2

Edler GWG

And Fat Marty cries into his pasta after the game…..wha-wha-wha-wha-ohhhhhhhhh.

by Sneps-ish on Nov 1, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Orcas

Daniel FTW

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by eightyseven on Nov 1, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PRAISE XENU!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad

it’s on the pay channel :( Web feed here we come. Or do I go home and subscribe to sportsnet one this afternoon?

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to a pub

if the girlfriend doesn’t get the channel (I’ll be finding out soon) then I’ll most likely go to a pub.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

then i’ll end up spending 50 bux on beer and junk food… hrmm… drools a bit

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I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.Trust me. Trust me."
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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

i’ll just see if I can buy some tix off Craig’s list; if i’m gonna spend 50 i may as well spend 80 and see it live…

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Just don’t snack while you’re at GM place.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Triple O legendary burger

20 bucks each. 30 bucks a beer.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this GM Place you speak of?

by Beantown Canuck on Nov 1, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mythical place

One does not simply walk into it.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Chose the easy way…purchasing some new channels as we speak. God ol pick n pay.

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 1, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky you

I get to miss this one and the next one. Stupid job.

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by kesrows on Nov 1, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn capitalism

robbing you of your freedom.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 canucks Bieksa breaks his pointless existence I mean streak with the goal

Battle of my two fantasy goalies, which pretty much guarantees a 6-5 shootout. So, while I’m fantasizing about a 1-0 duel, why not Kevin Bieksa with a goal?

I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.

by ahtrap on Nov 1, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I chuckled

well done.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks

MayRay

Dear Slough Jets, thanks for beating the Guildford Flames.

by eleccy on Nov 1, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Check out the rosters on the CBSsports.com preview here

I didn’t know Sundin was still on the team

by Vitamin R on Nov 1, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhh…CBS Sports. Home of the retro roster.

Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

by kesrows on Nov 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Hank FTW. He’s gotta score sometime, right?

In other news, I will be playing badminton tonight. Booyah.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."

by nucklord on Nov 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

badminton…i’m good at that. You?

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by Sean Zandberg on Nov 1, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fairly good at it myself, but not Korean good. I just drop in at the local Sports centre every once in a while, let out some steam. It’s a pretty good workout, as you can appreciate yourself.

It’s about the only “sport” I am good at though, so nothing to brag about. :P

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."

by nucklord on Nov 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every Korean I have ever played badminton with

has been ridiculously good at it.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be in their blood or something.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."

by nucklord on Nov 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks, Dank the Winner

by Laharl on Nov 1, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

Henrik GWG

"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules."- George Orwell

by Arizona via Slough on Nov 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought this was lulz, had to post.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Love it! Its funny cuz its true….

In another non sport o’ the thread news, the pitching matchup from Game One of the WS has arrived….Linsecum making guys look silly at the plate, and Lee is pretty good too…

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Nov 1, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and as I say that he walks a guy…Faccckkk!

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Nov 1, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game over. Who would have thought home field will hold up? I didn’t think the NL will have had a chance.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The old adage about good pitching beating good hitting…you could make a lot of money betting that.

I thought it would go farther.

I mean…they beat Cliff Lee. Twice.

Congrats Giants.

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Nov 1, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya…. I guess I would have bet my money on Cain and Sanchez over those guys in Texas.

And don’t you dare mention how they shut down the Yanks. Those Yanks just weren’t hitting unless their name was Robinson Cano.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 1, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pffft. Yanks were managed into losing. CC is your horse, and you set up your rotation so he pitches one game?

And Hughes was only middling after the All Star break, and you leave the big $$ hurler that struggled ( but had won you games the previous post season )…for a guy that was the definition of MEH? You have to at least have AJ on the roster!

Sorry, they deserved to lose…even before A Rod and Jeter and others forgetting how to hit.

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Nov 1, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? At least Hughes was “Meh”. AJ was freaking atrocious. CC was the horse, no doubt, but I really don’t think it would have mattered. They were lining him up with Cliff Lee. My biggest problem with the management, was that they should have pitched Pettite #2. If they can manage to steal game 3, it would have been all different.

Meh.

by Vancouverguy on Nov 2, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

AJ did well for them the year before. My point is you pay him huge.

What’s wrong with AJ getting Hughe’s first start, and having Hughes in the bullpen if it looks like AJ is failing?

AJ never got a chance to prove himself. He was insulted to not be on the playoff rotation. Nice. Now you have destroyed a guys confidence, and still have him ( for multiple years?)

It would not have mattered, you may be right. But Lee got blown up twice by a team in the WS that has far less reputed “big bats” than the Yanks.

Mind you…this dancing on the head of a pin stuff is always fun. We are both experts in hindsight…

;-)

"The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What’s wrong?" I yelled. "We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

by vancitydan on Nov 2, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-3 Nucks

Give it to Hansen for the winner

by Hogibogi on Nov 1, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

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