Open Ice, October 27, 2010
by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 10:44 AM PDT
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Print- Martin Havlat's agent Allan Walsh bitches about his client's ice time. (Puck Daddy)
- Why the Leafs can win the Stanley Cup (NHL.com). Relax, it's a segment where they discuss why each team in the NHL could win it all. Speaking of TO, they will be without Colby Armstrong for 4-6 weeks with a finger injury (no not Jeff Finger).
- A hatty for Joe Thornton plus 2 assists. Poolies rejoice! He was in on every Sharks goal in a 5-2 drubbing of the sinking Devils, the next team we play.
- Edmonton is the first Canadian NHL city to bring in the cheerleaders. What are your thoughts on that and possible cheerleaders in Vancouver? I used to have an annoyed old school stance on this, but not anymore.
- Andrei Markov makes his highly anticipated return to the Canadiens' lineup on Friday. Sportsnet's Louis Jean wants the Habs to re-sign him. I'm seeing an injury trend with Markov that ain't pretty. Learn from the Canucks and Salo, Montreal. Actually no, don't. Burn Habs burn!
- The only NHL team that has not lost in regulation: The Nashville Predators. Man, that team does so much with so "little" every damned year.
- Shane Doan and his brother made an appearance on the hit Canadian show Mantracker this past July. Not sure when it airs yet.
- It looks like Pavol Demitra is leading the Locomotiv in scoring in the KHL.
- Hawks lose Marian Hossa to upper body injury after a 3-1 win over the Kings.
- Convicted sex offender Graham James was arrested in TO Airport yesterday, as he is wanted on NINE new sex offender charges from 3 other people. Jail time? Unfortunately. They should string this guy up by his testicles. Or put him a cage with Theo Fleury.
- To finish this off with a positive twist, check out this Break.com compilation of human stunts and feats. Lots of jaw-dropping stuff there.
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More stupid Leafs commentary: Brophy talks about Kessel being in the Hart discussion.
More stupid Flames commentary: Millions with the cheap shot at the Canucks letting Mo go.
I am against the cheerleaders. Unnecessary gimmick. Not a fan. Hockey is one of the few sports where I am more of a purist, but seriously…unnecessary.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I'm going to have to agree
Regarding the cheerleaders. A part of me thinks “Obviously scantily clad women should be there!”, but at the same time I like that hockey doesn’t (in most arenas) have them. You don’t need any thing more to “get the fans engaged”.
They already plaster “MAKE SOME NOIIIISE!” on the jumbotrons and such, and most of the time arenas have the mascot running around getting the crowd to do silly things like the wave.
In all honesty, cheerleaders are just tacky. Of course, if they want to have some scantily clad women run out and scrape the ice during breaks that could be a reasonable compromise…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Yes please
Of course, if they want to have some scantily clad women run out and scrape the ice during breaks that could be a reasonable compromise…
and clean the glass with their chemise.
How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?
Hell…even our WHL team here in Portland has scantily clad babes dancing about. But, they cannot be trusted with the ice cleaning during timeouts.
They already plaster "MAKE SOME NOIIIISE!" on the jumbotrons and such, and most of the time arenas have the mascot running around getting the crowd to do silly things like the wave.
Marty the Marmot is awesome.
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Fact
Fans love mascots.
Especially on ice Mascot battles
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
haha, i haven’t seen that yet. would be awesome, though.
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If Kessel scores 100+ points
and the Leafs make the playoffs I could see him getting the Hart.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course
but then again TSN doesn’t need to fellate the Leafs every chance they get but this is the world we live in.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Also – let’s be honest here – there is no reason to expect that Kessel will magically put up 45 more points than last year or 60 more than his career high, especially on a team when he is the only offensive threat. I just think it’s a ridiculous article.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Definitely ridiculous
and everyone on that team would have to become 2x the player they are for him to have that sort of career year.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
especially on a team when he is the only offensive threat.
You underestimate Versteeg and Bozak
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
and so are they apparently, based on their stats so far…
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Versteeg is not exactly lighting it up at the moment
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Sean
you over-estimate the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
TML = Too Many Losses.
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by kesrows on Oct 28, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BAHAHA
WELL DONE KESROWS
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were in the playoff hunt this year. On the other hand, I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I said if everyone has a career year
they make the dance.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute
Are you talking about THIS Versteeg and THIS Bozak?
They would be decent 3rd liners on a good team, and ok 2nd liners on a bad team. On the Leafs, they are the 1st line. Enough said.
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by Jevant on Oct 29, 2010 4:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 29, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, okay, i was going to do a Squid here in class, but i guess it’s not needed now. thanks Sean.
also, my one decent fantasy team is now screwed with that Hossa injury :(
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Yay Hossa injury!
Wait…what?
I don’t really mean that. But I am secretly (now publicly on the interwebs) pleased that he is unavailable for a few weeks for the Hawks. Wish it wasn’t an injury…but you know what I mean.
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I with you, except I got him in my pools! DAMN!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Markov is
arguably their best player, certainly was for some time, still young, I think they’d be crazy not to re-sign him.
Also I vote for a tying the sick fucks limbs to each side of a net and let Fleury at him with a pail of pucks.
How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?
agreed on all counts
or he can go mcsorley on him with his stick
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooo
Youch. NHL modern day equivalent of stoning, albeit a lot more painful
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Fleury can work
on his accuracy, first the feet, ankles, shins, knees, work his way to the five-hole.
When he gets tired he can call in his old buddy Mac to finish the job.
I know it’s pretty brutal but I have little mercy when it comes to abuse of kids, besides the fact this creep gives hockey coaches a bad name, I wouldn’t mind taking a few shots myself, my slaphot probably isn’t what it used to be but it’ll still do damage.
How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?
I am with you 100%
Too many coaches/camp councilors, etc abuse their positions when they have power over kids.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Priests
take the cake.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
grand poobah
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
btw, the Salmon Kings won their home opener 5-2 last night.
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sweet. have you picked which player you’ll be lusting over this season?
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
not yet, i wasn’t there last night. i’m very much considering going tomorrow night, though. odds are, my eyes will be on Ellington and Rai.
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People
Need to start calling the Save-on-Foods Memorial Centre “The Fridge” again.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
First NHL game memories: Hank, Rome, Tambo and Manny.
did you guys know that Romer was in a pairing with SOB in his first NHL game?
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I never knew until I read that article.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty cool how manny met gretzky too, eh?
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having a mancrush on Rome (as Jevant puts it) I skipped all the stories and went straight to Aaron Rome’s.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny’s is really cool, though. His and Romer’s were the most interesting.
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I have a story on Manny
Apparently when MM was in the Rangers organization he was at a dinner with the team in Manhattan. He left early, and Gillis (when he was an agent) was in the restaurant across from the one Manny was leaving. There was a homeless man outside, and MM gave the homeless man a considerable amount of money, but tried to do it discreetly as to not draw attention to himself. Gillis saw this act of kindness and it made an impression on him.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Crazy
Charlie Chaplin time traveller?
"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
Except
That if it actually was a time traveler – how the hell would the cell work, and who would they be speaking to?
There weren’t any cell phone towers back then…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
yes
that’s brought up in the article about it. It is a bizarre thing though. My personal theory is the guy is doing a bit of self promotion. Good on him.
"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Oct 28, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
hey look
PuckLife
Reports suggest the Devils may fire head coach John MacLean if the team suffers another loss. Can you really blame him?
let’s fire another coach, shall we? :P (ps: i have no idea how accurate this tweet is)
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Brick where you'd get a hand grenade?
I DON’T KNOW
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
unfortunately, i just checked the Devils schedule, they stop in both Anaheim and LA this weekend before coming here….
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well hopefully we can be the straw that breaks the camel’s back
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No more teams
Having bag skates/coaches fired/getting the shit beat into them by management then playing us please!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
no no no
we’re talking about the trend of coaches being fired AFTER the team plays us. happened to both philly and st. louis last year, nearly happened with the BJ’s as well.
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Either way
This year the trend seems to be “Team get’s told to shape up” and then plays us.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Or rosters get blown up like the leafs after their 5-3 loss
…after watching the canucks have luongo pulled after the 1st period, playing raycroft down 3-0 the canucks win 5-3 in regulation.
After that… The Phaneuf trade.
As an aside, Canadian NHL teams do NOT need cheerleaders. hockey fans know when to cheer/jeer etc. We don’t need ppl to tell us to.
….Hmm i recall when i attended a hockey game during the olympics they did have official “cheer” (male and female) ppl. I did enjoy that experience.
As a male, the only plus side to cheerleaders are if they are hot looking =). I’ve watched the canucks in chicago and i found the chicago ice girls VERY attractive. I’m sure Craig Anderson would agree too =) Maybe he tweaked his knee after seeing some beautiful canuck fan in the stands
http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2008/03/03/caption-this-photo-gary-bettman/
just google “craig anderson ice girls”.
by TDot_Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
just google “Craig Anderson”, haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it really his fault if the owners decide to ignore the salary cap and sign Kovy to that crazy contract and throwing them into cap-hell for the next decade?
I don’t know what the coach could have done, other than to coddle him, considering his cap hit, and the state of their roster….
by Vancouverguy on Oct 28, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no sympathy for the Devil(s)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently Lou
Has neither at the moment
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I shouted out,
who killed the Kennedys/when after all/it was you and me
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Doubt This
GM Lou Lamoriello doesn’t like it when the players start telling the coach how to do his job. MacLean’s handling of Kovalchuk would bring a tear of joy to Lou’s circular face.
Poor George LaRoque
bgl27 Georges Laraque
Everyone please pray for anabelle recovery I drop her on a throw she’s going to the hospital were done for the competition I feel so bad…
@bgl27 Georges Laraque
I just want to die right now… Je veux juste mourir maintenant…
"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
what happened?
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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
i think they were practicing for Battle of the Blades.
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well, don’t mix goons and ballet is my conclusion.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
dude it sounds pretty serious based on his comments… if those are his comments… although he may just be overly dramatic… but i hope she’s ok
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
He posted again
a while later with what sounded like great relief that she just had some bruises.
"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
dude it sounds pretty serious based on his comments
So? So I shouldn’t have said what I said? Save the throwing for the professionals. This whole concept is asking for trouble. Or am I being insensitive?
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
bgl27 Georges Laraque
Ok now she laughing were joking around she’s getting 2 stiches so were officially the stiching team me having 15 her 2!
"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
I think you’re being insensitive to say it at the moment where we don’t know how hurt the girl is, especially if you don’t even acknowledge that at all. Just my two cents.
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Well my 2 cents has already been stated. I am less sensitive than you are. I am blunt to the point of most people being uncomfortable with it.
And slightly off topic, when is “too soon” not “too soon” anymore?
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Too soon
I think it depends on the severity of the incident.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Sounds like everything is fine. Otherwise I’d leave it alone.
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well, don’t mix goons and ballet is my conclusion.
That is what I said. I don’t get how that is offensive or insensitive.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
you may have to explain that acronym
Fuck everyone if they can’t take a joke?
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
A sensitive lawyer.
/snickers ;)
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Beantown has got
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably
One of my fav FOTC songs
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Mine too
I still really like Sugalumps, Business Time and the Hiphopopotamus.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not one of them thinks about how I feel
Nobody complements the meal!
I feel like a prized asshole
No one even mentions my casserole
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I have two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0
and Inner City Pressure
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by Section 312 on Oct 28, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Both of those
Are great too. They probably round out the top three for me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
If Thats What You're Into
was the first FOTC song I saw and it got me hooked.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny story
when I was googling that song just now I google searched “if that’s what you’re into” and the second entry that popped up was from a website called Sex Etiquette featuring an article entitled, “Period Sex (If That’s What You’re Into)”
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Oct 28, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh google
Full of unfortunate search results. I was image searching the other day for something completely not sexual at all, and one of the results on the second page was porn
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
on google
everything is related to pron.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Pron?
Is that like a XXX version of Tron?
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by Section 312 on Oct 28, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
naw
just a meme.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
a feeling?
thats crazy.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I mean
I haven’t seen it in quite a while but I’m sure I used to.
How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?
damn
took the words right out my mouth.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get it about the opposition to cheerleaders. So, you have some gorgeous babes running around half naked on the ice, while you are having your beer. And you say: “No, No, No, girls, I want you out of here. I would rather stare at an empty ice sheet, than at your bums.”
The only reason you would want to do that, is that you would rather stare at bums of somewhat different shape, if you know what I mean….
Los Angeles, CA
Valid point. I’m curious as to how much this will cost to a ticket purchaser. I guess it’s good for marketing. I’ve seen countless Toronto Raptors games and definitely see value to having the cheerleaders.
Great for marketing…ie. photos with fans, calendars, etc.
Maybe i’m just a hockey purist and like the game as it is from an in arena perspective. One change i’m totally for is that every arena employs an organist.
Canucks raise ticket prices 10 percent citing “Jenny Canucks” overhead.
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I can’t possibly imagine that cheerleaders would cause a raise in price. Their cost must be less than material. If the arena claims this as a cause for price hike, they are lying.
Los Angeles, CA
What can I say?
I’m old. I get annoyed at the PA system trying to “pump me up” every frikkin’ time there’s a whistle; not a fan of 30 seconds of random blaring rock; I think mascots are idiotic and useless; and don’t see what cheerleaders have to do with hockey. A lot of the teams that use cheerleaders have a lot of room in the stands to put them in, you know?
I watched basketball for a little while when the Grizzlies were in town, but eventually the constant hype had me talking to the radio: “Fuck you! I’ll get on my feet when there’s something to cheer about, asshole!”
Bah. Now, where are my pills?
What do cheerleaders
have to do with hockey? What do they have to do with any sport? Who cares? They are hot.
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by Section 312 on Oct 28, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Then
Why don’t they just throw some soft-core porn on the jumbotron or something?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I’ve never seen JumboTron, is it good?
You’ve been TWSS’d
by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 28, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So get cable.
I’m there to watch hockey, not masturbate in the stands, strange as it may seem. I don’t like being told when and how to cheer.
Strange as it may sound
the cheerleaders aren’t there to entertain cranky old men. So no worries. I mean I go to watch the game. I pay very little attention to the jumbotron or in arena announcements. Just focus on the game and clear the mechanism. You’ll be fine.
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by Section 312 on Oct 28, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Right. Ignore the strobe lights, blaring music, and all the extraneous bullshit that’s already there. Be happy when they add more. And when someone asks your opinion of them, smile and nod. You’ll be fine.
So your solution
is to let it distract you. Complain to no one in particular and self medicate. Different strokes I guess.
;)
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by Section 312 on Oct 28, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that what we're all here for?
to masturbate?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
some of us are the kings of our domain
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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Pish!
You just lack imagination.
I’m there for the game. I don’t need to be distracted from what is essentially a distraction. If you need to be entertained at a game, something’s seriously wrong with your attention span.
Squirrel!
Well, in fairness, at my first game at the Rogers Arena (which happened to be opening night this year), the moron beside me spent the entire game pecking away on his blackberry. And he wasn’t the only one in the immediate vicinity doing that.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Good Lord...
That man should be forced to donate his seat to charity. It is a running joke in a bunch of the stadiums, though: the lower bowl is filled with people who are frantically texting “Hey, do U C me on TV? LOL!” The uppers are where the screaming fanatics are now. 8)
daffy duck agrees
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 29, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
In regards to the cheerleaders
Im honestly more concerned as to how they’re going to find any good-looking women in Edmonton.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
that have a full set of teeth and are sober…. and have not had sex with Chris Pronger
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOM!
They’ll import them from Winnipeg tho
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Worse
much more worse. Their best looking ladies are Sharpie and Taser.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Haha
no, seriously, if you’ve ever been to winnipeg to visit, u know…they have a ridiculous number of hot women for the size of the city…but only under 30…hot women all leave Winnipeg at 30.
"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
Gold CC, gold
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Glad
you liked it.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
for the recs people.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
screw that
they’ll grab all the out-of-province chicks from U of A.
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Does U of A
have any out of province hot chicks?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
well, my sister went there, she might know.
and my brother’s there now, he would know too.
and considering how Faculté Saint-Jean is the only francophone campus in Western Canada….
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was that an OV "Boom" reference?
After hearing and reading about the GQ article, i suggest Ovie choose an all russian cheerleading team. I’ll definitely change my tune on cheerleaders if that’s the case!!
/OV sees Edmonton cheerleader
yells “NO!”.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, he’d probably put together the hottest cheerleading team in the entire universe.
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Heh,
no not really, it was my standard ‘BUUURRRRNNN!’ comment. It did fit as an OV double entendre tho.
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"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
straight from their Twitter Feed: the Rochester Americans of the AHL will not be renewing their affiliation with the Florida Panthers.
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straight from the Beantown Feed: the people of Miami will be renewing their affiliation with not giving a shit about the Florida Panthers
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BAHAHA
GOLD.
I thought they played in Fort Lauderdale? Is that close to Miami?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
they play in Sunrise.
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Just googled it
reasonably close to Miami and Ft Lauderdale.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, okay then.
as you can probably tell, i really don’t give a rat’s ass about the state of Florida.
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It’s all metropolitan Miami. They play in Miami just as much as the Coyotes play in Phoenix (they actually play in Glendale) or the Ottawa Senators play in Ottawa (they actually play in Kanata), etc.
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
just like how Surrey, Abbotsford and all those places are just part of Vancouver? okay, i get it.
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No one wants to be associated with Surrey
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
except for eightyseven
otherwise I avoid Surrey entirely.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. You’re so gonna get it.
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oh, they both are.
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Can't fight
The truth!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
we're haters
we’re gonna hate.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Haters
…gonna hurt. Just sayin.
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we gonna get hurt
real bad?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
87 is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Unfortunately for you..
…she’s all out of bubble gum.
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oh lawd
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember the Corel Centre?
I used to think it looked so cool when I was a kid..
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember
When it was called the Palladium?
I lived about a 10 minute drive from it when I was young
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Watching this Oil Change Doc on TSN
Is quite interesting. I laughed that they had TSN on the TV in their boardroom on Free Agent Day
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
well, TSN is on top of their shiz.
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Oil Change was a great segment indeed. Now we need one done with the Canucks.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Paajarvi
Always seems to have a smile on his face
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Why wouldn't he?
He’s an excellent hockey player and he makes 1.5 million a year, and he’s in for a big payday when his ELC ends.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Why wouldn’t he?
well, he does have to live in edmonton…
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
True
But he’ll get out at the first chance.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
btw
the Colorado-Calgary game is watchable nationwide on TSN at 6:30 tonight.
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Is it possible
for both teams to lose badly? If not, Go Avs!
"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
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"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
My inner nerd
is soooo stoked….
"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
mmmmm Thirteen + Tr2n = awesome
The third Batman movie is going to be called The Dark Knight Rises. DO WANT
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
PitB: Harrison has a followup to his Atlanta article. (sorry, Harrison, but i’m also stealing the thunder from your fanshot)
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What's this Demitra you speak of?
Sounds like a venereal disease.
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What does everyone think
of the Pens Winter Classic jerseys?
Im not a fan but Im sure they’ll grow on me.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
they’re okay.
and CC, you should see the comments i left on the other posts…. (the Luongo video, and the meetup post)
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i want to see your reactions.
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-They’re a little too stripey for my liking.
- I really like the numbers on the back.
- Maybe it’s just the lighting, but the collars look like some kind of ugly velour.
- Don’t like that the logo is encased in a circle. I know they have to do it to differentiate from the background, but it looks odd.
by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 28, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m presuming that’s a reply fail.
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Haha more like a reading fail. I saw you wanted reactions and I thought it was for the jerseys.
by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 28, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I haz commented
on your comments.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that Pens jersey..except the Penguin looks like a Pudge
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Penguin
looks like Wellfed?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
March to the Buffet.
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LOL
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The face looks more like a Duck, actually
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
email me to let me know you got the text i sent you
/etc, etc
by Passive Voice on Oct 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
who are you talking to?
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I think
He was making a snide comment about you posting on this thread to tell CC to check the post on the other thread
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Missy and I don't text
Thats so 2009.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
so impersonal
I pefer the wife to just facebook my youtube…
How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?
or myspace
my gmail.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Flickr your Twitter?
TWSS?
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Twitter?
I hardly knew her!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re making me think of Corner Gas.
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"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Now see, I thought mine was hmmmm…but that sounds like a porn title to me.
I guess it depends if you can embed one in the other.
;-)
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
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I liked
The all baby blue ones better
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Another True twitter tale
RealDawnSummers is one of my bajillions of poker buddies, a lawyer and new yorker, and all round funny blogger too. She apparently is a newly minted hockey fan. Our conversation goes like this:
realdawnsummers Dawn Summers
Ok, twitter, tell me who to follow now that I’m unfollowing a whole bunch of MEAN MEAN MEAN PEOPLE. HMPH
twitchy67
@realdawnsummers Me, cuz I still think yer the bomb! Also @biznasty2point0 cuz he’s the funniest hockey player on twitter.
realdawnsummers Dawn Summers
@twitchy67 What team does he play for? You know I’m a diehard Rangers fan now, right?
twitchy67
@realdawnsummers don’t say rangers too loudly around canucks fans…we still remember 1994 >:/
realdawnsummers Dawn Summers
Psst @vinnay What does this mean? RT: @twitchy67 @realdawnsummers dont say rangers 2 loudly around canucks fans…we still remember 1994 >:/
"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC
Sean Zandberg
Why didn’t I get a point for my prediction of a 4-3 game against the Avs?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Because you were being a NUMBSKULL!!
And according to you, the wrong team won.
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I think I still get a point
for predicting the correct score, yes?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Must be correct winning team as well.
Sorry, bud.
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FML
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FYL…indeed.
Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC
yes, you get a point for the correct score, wrong team
Why didn’t I get a point for my prediction of a 4-3 game against the Avs?
If you put your prediction as a reply to something then it serves you right but if you did not…well I’m a gonna go check
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh…I did not know that.
Never been wrong before. This is a very strange feeling.
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Found it..CC said
I say its a close one, 4-3 Avs, Stewy GWG.
And it was not in a reply..so..sorry CC! I’ll update it! Whenever anyone gets shafted let me know. There’s a lot at stake for this score prediction contest. Winner gets a Hordichuk jersey and a used HordiCup
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If thats the prize
I’ll take myself out of the contest right now.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha… If I win the jersey, I’d use that as an excuse to burn said jersey. I’m sure CC would show up for that.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dude
I’d throw a fucking party for that. Burning Man would bow its head in shame. Like this:
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Look
Avs are going to be pissed after those two losses.
I say its a close one, 4-3 Avs, Stewy GWG.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:22 AM PDT
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
NUMBSKULLERY DOES NOT DESERVE REWARD!
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The word “Homer” is not in the contest name
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
see above, CC. Then post a facepalm gif for yourself :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Facepalm because Sean said so
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
:)
yah yah
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Canuck_gal and I
are watching Dr. Strangelove right now in lecture. Christ this movie is awesome.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
You guys
Are slackers
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Hey man
We’ve got term papers to write too.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Kubrick and Peter Sellers were frickin geniuses
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Oct 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Gentlemen!
You can’t fight in here! This is the war room!
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can't get the President on the phone
you’re gonna have to deal with the Coca Cola company.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
just finished my tank top for Halloween.
i had to draw on the Flames logo, it looks really good.
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P.O.I.D.H.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ll get a pic up when i put on my costume for partying on saturday.
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Oh now it makes sense
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
i just googled it to see what it meant.
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well, actually
i could post my artwork now…. full outfit won’t be until saturday though.
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Thats a really good
drawing.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i did trace the main outline, but the rest was my work. took an hour to do all the orange and yellow this afternoon. was afraid i was going to kill my orange marker before it was done.
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well done!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you actually going to be wearing a Flames shirt?
I think the powers that be will have to revoke your NM membership.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
The only reason she isn’t being a Canuck puck-bunny is because she didn’t want to cast the Canucks in a negative light, and because SOB’s been traded. =)
by Vancouverguy on Oct 29, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
first reason is exact. don’t want to put my Canucks fandom to shame, so i’m making fun of our rival.
and SOB has nothing to do with this. if it were SOB, i’d be doing a Predators logo.
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it's called Halloween
it’s the holiday where you dress up as something you aren’t.
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oh sure
I suppose it’s just coincidence elflamo is winning lately…
How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?
yep, pure coincidence.
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Schaefer and Bieksa talk fashion. hahahaha.
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more about last night’s event, including a photo gallery.
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I wish they showed more of Kristen’s outfit. Sigh.
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 29, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Boston fans
Chanting “Thank you Kess-el” after Seguin scores to make 2-0.
Got to admit, that’s pretty clever
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Lol that’s awesome
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by reggiedunlop on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hah! That was sweet. Way to stick it to them.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And if you haven’t noticed… I love it every time the Leafs fail. =)
by Vancouverguy on Oct 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
love me
some schadenfreude.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone gonna watch
the Avs- Flames game on TSN?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
i am
i’m also at MHH
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okay
see you there.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I would watch it with more interest if there was a way they could both lose.
by Canuckelhead on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Karl Rachunek is second in points behind Demitra. Looks like Pavol found the right minor league level of competition to play with.
by CdP on Oct 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I didn't know
there was an award for that.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Adult Awards were supposed to look more phallic.
They pixelated the “Woody” that Brian Griffen won for Saving Ryan’s Privates…
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
i remember that episode.
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i love one of the movies mentioned in that episode: 'welcome to my face'...i've named many a fantasy team that
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
per wiki
Her first film was Real Sex Magazine for Bill Whitrock; her male counterpart was Chris Cannon. As the scene involved anal sex she had to perform her first enema, and she was also required to urinate on her co-star. One of her early films featured Sinclair in a rough group sex scene with twelve men, staged in a prison. She has since appeared in over 250 adult films, including titles such as Service Animals 6 & 7, She-Male Domination Nation, Jenna Loves Bella, Back 2 Evil, Weapons of Ass Destruction, and Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge. In 2002 she featured in the multi award-winning BDSM themed Fashionistas; its director John Stagliano described her as “a woman with the most incredible sexual abilities I’ve ever seen.” As well as Stagliano she has often been directed by Nacho Vidal, Jules Jordan and Rocco Siffredi.9 In 2003 she signed a contract with Sineplex, for whom she also directed. She now owns and operates Belladonna Entertainment with her partner and husband, Aiden Kelly. She produces her own movies under the Belladonna Entertainment and Deadly Nightshade Productions labels, exclusively distributed by Evil Angel. Her directorial debut for Evil Angel was Evil Pink in 2003. She has since created and starred in series including Fetish Fanatic, Dark Meat, No Warning, Odd Jobs, Belladonna’s Butthole Whores, Foot Soldiers, Girl Train, Manhandled, Fucking Girls, Evil Pink, Cock Happy and My Ass Is Haunted.
by Passive Voice on Oct 28, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Just in time for Halloween!
“my ass is haunted”
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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
My favourite
“Fucking girls”.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
All comes down to where you put the stress on that one, doesn’t it? Either it’s a complaint about an entire sex, or it’s a case of honesty in advertising.
Hahaha
I can’t get enough of that one. So simple yet so descriptive
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
an Avalanche player just got a hat trick. tie game 3-3 in calgary.
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and Jokinen scores his first. 4-3 Calgary, 2nd period just ending.
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Thankfully
If this game ends in a tie it’s the opposite of them both losing.
by Canuckelhead on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
There are no ties
In the new NHL
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Yes
Mine too
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Nothin wrong
with a well-fought draw, better than tiddleewinks to decide games (and therefore playoff spots).
How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?
Stewie
is building my mancrush on him. He has a hat trick in this game.
Him, PK Subes and I: the Dream Dark Team.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck that
Evander goes if I go.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Halak
7 straight periods where he has yet to give up a goal. And Hall scored.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Back to Demitra
If you read his full stat line you’ll notice he hasn’t gotten a single “crucial bullet” all season. This to me is not the kind of player the ‘Nucks needed. A team wins as loses by it’s crucial bullets as we all know.
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YIP!!!!
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wrong thread.
oh well. Yip reties it, eightyseven will be happy.
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eightyseven loves Yip
She will be pleased.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Galiardi scores, 5-4 Avs.
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These Avs
are scoring machines.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as I hate both those teams
I have to admit that was a pretty fun game to watch.
by Canuckelhead on Oct 28, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Very entertaining
Chris Stewart simply cannot be stopped.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Or trade Lu
for Sidney Crosby.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be pure lulz. Funny thing is.. if this was NHL11.. you can probably pull that off. I wouldnt’ mind having my playoffs hopes riding on Schneider, if our third line center is Kesler……. Holy crap. That’s rosterbation at it’s finest.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
/drools
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how many millions of dollars
in cold hard cash we’d have to add to make them consider it.
by Passive Voice on Oct 28, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Copious
amounts.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 29, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it over? Who won?
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Avs won 6-5
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did it go to a shootout?
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Winnik scored with 2 minutes to go.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
ended in regulation, flames couldn’t retie it.
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thnx
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow…just watched the highlights. Calgary team D in front of their backup goalie was a fail
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White
didn’t pick up his man(Winnik) on the winning goal.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
well it was a broken play…deflected….rebound comes out….shitty buzz
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing says winner
Like a 0.736 Save percentage!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
The mountain air
isn’t as good as that Toronto smog.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
hey CC,
2 black guys running the NHL on The Fly show tonight
Chris Stewart has 7 goals and 5 assists in his last 7 games…
you’re witnessing a changing of the guard of sorts. More black people being involved and being successful in hockey. What are your thoughts on the matter?
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Great success!
Its about time. You know how many “You? YOU like hockey?”s Ive had to endure over the years? Too many my friend, too many.
Now to showcase a fellow brotha’s great pass to win a gold medal:
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha!
right on! Yeah, I can actually imagine people saying “YOU? You like hockey” There is a black guy who I work with (from Sudan) that loves hockey and I didn’t figure he did until he joined our work hockey pool. I gave him the same reaction (not gonna lie to you). Now we talk hockey all the time and he is very knowledgeable of the game. Great stuff. Breaking down the barriers
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Sudan. That country would have way less trouble if they renamed it Subban. I’m confident.
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ha!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely.
I mean, at the very least its great for the sport. People are still surprised that I know nothing about basketball and a decent amount about hockey.
What Beantown said. Its weird because today I had a lecture entirely on Sudan and its problems.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
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