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Avalanche @ Canucks Game Preview: One Man's Fun Is Another's Hell

 AVALANCHE
CANUCKS

AT

Time Tues, 7:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Pacific
Season Series (09/10) 4-1-1 Canucks
Last Meeting
4-3 Avalanche (Apr.0610)
The Enemy Mile High Hockey Scoring Leaders   Daniel Sedin: 7-4-11 Liles/Stewart: 10 points
Avalanche
Category Canucks
4-4-0 Season Record 3-3-2
11th Conference Position 10th ^
Lost 2
Streak Won 1
NA
Last 10 NA
3.0 (7th)
Goals Per Game 2.50 (23rd) ^
3.62 (30)
Least Goals Against Per Game 2.38 (8) ^
1.33 (7)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.0 (16) ^
23.3 (6)
Power Play %
21.9 (7) v
75.7 (28)
Penalty Kill %
82.9 (19) ^
31.9 (12)
Shots Per Game 31.4 (14) ^
33.5 (22)
Least Shots Against Per Game 29.8 (15) ^
66.7 (21)
Winning % When Scoring First 60.0 (22)
100
Winning % When Leading After 1 75.0
40.0
Winning % When Trailing After 1 0
100
Winning % When Leading After 2 66.7
20.0 (9)
Winning % When Trailing After2 0
47.9 (23)
Faceoffs % 56.6 (2) v
15.9 (23)
Least PIM's Per Game 16.0 (24) ^
-3 (24)
+ / - GF/GA (see here)
0 (19) ^
  • The Canucks' first ever team captain Orland Kurtenbach will be honored before the game, the first in the Canucks' Ring of Honor honorees.
  • The Avalanche and goalie Craig Anderson have lost 2 in a row, surrendering 10 goals in the process. As a result, Peter Budaj will start for this one. As solid of a season that Mr. Anderson had last year, the Canucks mostly had their way with him/them, taking the season series 4-1-1 and outscoring Colorado 25-15. I'm sure this is fresh on the Avs' minds. 
  • Behind Colorado's leading scorers Chris Stewart and John-Michael Liles are: Paul Stastny (4-5-9), Milan Hejduk (4-3-7) and Matt Duchene (1-6-7). Hejduk is a team-worst -8.

Star-divide

  • The Avs played 5 of their first 8 games on the road. They are 3-2-0 away from home.
  • Adrian Dater of the Denver Post wants the Avalanche to make a splashing trade, as the team is mediocre out of the gate, the D is unimpressive and Colorado has the lowest payroll in the NHL.
  • No Peter Mueller (concussion) or Adam "Schnozz" Foote for the Avs.
  • As of last report, no Dan Hamhuis for the Canucks tonight as he heals his foot. Ryan Parent has looked good in his stead.
  • VIDEEE YO
  • These highlights never get old. Canucks beat on the Avs 8-2 last season.

    1996 Playoffs Game 5. Sakic and Linden score hat tricks.

    Enjoy the game! There won't be another Canucks game until November 1st.

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    Someone's early.

    "I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

    - Dallas Stars Forum

    Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

    by eightyseven on Oct 26, 2010 1:11 AM PDT reply actions  

    or late…:)

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Isn't it past your bedtime, sir?

    :D

    "I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

    - Dallas Stars Forum

    Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

    by eightyseven on Oct 26, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yes ma….

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I am a child old man of the night :)

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I should put up my score prediction

    shouldn’t I?

    "I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

    - Dallas Stars Forum

    Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

    by eightyseven on Oct 26, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Good article about the goalie situation yesterday by the way!

    It’s nice to hear a voice of reason crying out from the wilderness.

    by Sandwich76 on Oct 26, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I get tired of reading/hearing mindless bullshit from fans.

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    ..in regards to Luongo

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Same here

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Trade Luongo!!!!!!

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

    NO

    HE HAS A NTC

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Uh Uh Uh

    Uh……..Cut Luongo!!!!!!!

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Dye Loungo’s hair red!

    Double the day walker goodness.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    I've got it!!!!!!

    Pay someone named Jeff to hit Luongo on the side of the knee with a lead pipe.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Jeff Lebowski?

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    VE VANT ZA MONEY, LEBOWSKI!

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Give us da money

    or we cut ohff your JOHNson, Lebowski!

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Why hire someone else? We have Ballard………

    by Vancouverguy on Oct 26, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Attacking your own goaltender? Ballard should be healthy soon.

    by SteveNux on Oct 26, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That's gross

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    NTC

    != NMC!!

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Waive him!

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Same here only replace Luongo with Bieksa.

    by marcness52 on Oct 26, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    4-3 Canuckses, Henrik with the winner

    What’s with the wacky scheduling? 4 day gap before this game, then another 6 day gap between the next… is there a reason for the amount of down-time, or is it just another of the NHL’s scheduling quirks?

    by Tyr on Oct 26, 2010 2:25 AM PDT reply actions  

    I was wondering the same thing.

    Is there an Olympics I don’t know about? Another week between games? Yeesh.

    by Canuckelhead on Oct 26, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Maybe the arena(s) already had other things scheduled, like concerts and such.

    Poutine & Meatballs

    by cyxj on Oct 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    pretty much.

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Nope
    Looks like plain ol’ NHL scheduling to me

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    4-1 Canucks, Kesler

    Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

    by Jevant on Oct 26, 2010 5:04 AM PDT reply actions  

    Working Again!

    Well seeing as how I was working for the 5-1 wild game and the 5-1 carolina game, but not the kings, wild or blackhawks games which i watched on tv……
    5-1 Erhoff….

    If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
    I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear

    by mfarough on Oct 26, 2010 5:39 AM PDT reply actions  

    4-2 Canucks

    MayRay GWG.

    Still waiting for the points from last game! Who is this slacker that runs this contest anyway? ;)

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 5:54 AM PDT reply actions  

    So last night

    I was at a “captain’s table” meeting for the varsity sports at my university (Queen’s), and we had a presentation on leadership by none other than John Phalen, sports psychologist for the Canucks!

    It was a pretty generic presentation in my opinion, but he did drop a knowledge nugget – don’t know if it’s been mentioned before (I can’t remember seeing it anywhere), but he said the rotating A’s are for home and away. One set of 2 Assistant Captains at home, one set on the road. Apparently to reduce the workload or some such.

    The guy works for School of Business here.

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 6:38 AM PDT reply actions  

    I think I had noticed that.

    Daniel and Kesler at home, Bieksa and Malhotra on the road?

    Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

    by Jevant on Oct 26, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    CDC roster page confirms those 4 have an “A”.

    Yes, I’m similarly baffled that Bieksa has received an “A”.

    Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

    by Jevant on Oct 26, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hank

    Chose the As

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The good old sympathy vote.

    Shove it in your addendum.
    'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

    He wanted to give Bieksa an A because Hank thought giving Bieksa more responsibility might make him play a more accountable game. More of my words than his, but basically the gist of what Hank was getting at.

    by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 26, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah I understand that. It’s just more funner my way ;)

    Shove it in your addendum.
    'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    4-2 Canucks. Dank.

    Shove it in your addendum.
    'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 7:46 AM PDT reply actions  

    4-3 Canucks
    Dank

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

    3-2

    Suspense…Canucks! GWG will be Kesler’s for the taking.

    by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 26, 2010 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

    Hey Beantown

    Someone stole your funny over at MHH:

    It’s all about the A, not the C.
    That logo looks like an eel with dentures.
    Rick Rypien: When the shit hits the fan.
    That’s not how Swedish twins are supposed to look like.
    Sami Salo’s injuries per minute ratio is bigger than Gretzky’s points per game ratio.

    The quality of these sayings equals the quality of the team. Bertuzzi-esque.

    by StiflersMom on Oct 26, 2010 7:02 AM PDT reply actions

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

    Comedy gold Jerry

    Then again, it is Stilfer’s Mom.

    'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

    by Yankee Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s alright, I stole it from my cousin anyway.

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

    3-1 Canucks

    Manny the Ho FTW

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 26, 2010 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

    Who you

    Callin’ a Ho?

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Well Manny, obviously. Pay attention!

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 26, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

    CHUCKLES

    I know you’ve been terribly hurt by the fact that I dumped PK Subes in favour of Chris Letang in one of my fantasy pools. To make it up to you, I just dumped Steve Sullivan in favour of Evander Kane! All better?

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

    I think we’re all better because of that. Evander is great. Watched him as a Giant and saw him play here last year.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Steve Sullivan is still playing? I don’t even know where he plays any more. But I expect him to do fairly decently after he gets traded to a contender/bubble- playoff team.

    by Vancouverguy on Oct 26, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Sullivan won’t make it that far. He’ll be on the IR fo sho

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I thought he was one of those vets who show up for the playoffs…. Guess I mixed him up for someone else.

    by Vancouverguy on Oct 26, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Last season was an anomaly for him, but he has not got it going in the playoffs, ever.

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    E. Kane’s got pretty decent fantasy value this season.

    by Sandwich76 on Oct 26, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    5 goals and no assists in 8 games…that is a concern. So when his goal scoring dries up so will his fantasy value. Gotta watch out for them streaky snipers.

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Pump and dump!

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

    bingo! Atlanta’s schedule this week better suits the holes in my lineup… sullivan was redundant and had few games.

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

    This pleases me

    I may spare your life now.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    6-2 Canucks

    Edler GWG

    Smoking and Poking

    by Reeferbot on Oct 26, 2010 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

    Glad to see Hedgeduck is -8. Just not glad to see he is playing tonight.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

    4-1 Canucks. Raymond.

    by marcness52 on Oct 26, 2010 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

    5-2 Nucks

    Son of Sam GWG

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

    Updated the Wizards list from last game. Almost forgot! Pompey Canucks is a beast and now leads. Both he and Semi_Colon predicted the right score and winning team. Jevant, cyxj, and Chocolate got the single point for picking Kesler to score the winner.

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

    That goal went off Raymond's leg

    and we ALL know it. Those of us who predicted Raymond for the GWG are launching a formal protest.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    good thing there isn’t 10,000 dollars on the line!

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    There isn't??

    So why am I spending so much time on advanced mathematical algorithms designed to help me pick the score?

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Because you live in the asshole of BC! :)

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh yeah

    that’s right.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Thanks Sean!

    Gotta make sure I get all the points I can!

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    negative

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Boo-urns

    Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

    by Jevant on Oct 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Avs are going to be pissed after those two losses.

    I say its a close one, 4-3 Avs, Stewy GWG.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

    BOO

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

    JACKASS!!! I hope someone pounds the doof right through the glass

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    you

    N
    U
    M
    B
    S
    K
    U
    L
    L
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    haters

    gonna hate

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Has anyone

    been reading the OV article in GQ?

    Next day, we meet at Evropeisky (“European”), a mega-mall complete with an enormous food court, ravelike lighting, and a bank of elevators made to look like golden-domed Orthodox churches that slide up and down. The rink, poignantly, shares the top floor with Barbie’s World and Build-a-Bear Workshop.

    Ovie can’t help himself. He shows up with two very young telochki, Lera and Olesya, that he’s picked up at Soho Rooms. They’re dressed like snow bunnies and have clearly had at least some skating classes between them. A stray thought visits me that Ovie has brought one of them to keep me company, but before I can figure out which one, it becomes rather obvious he’s planning to keep both. Dressed in all white, complete with a white cap, he whooshes down the slushy ice—spraying a frozen margarita’s worth on each dramatic stop—twirls, parodies figure-skating moves (impressively), snaps souvenir photos, rolls video, and takes turns making out with Lera while Olesya documents the proceedings and making out with Olesya while Lera does the documenting

    .

    Two girls at the same time, man.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

    Unrelated

    but awesome video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPfLd84Ve2M

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    link

    to OV article here.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    And people ask who’s better, Crosby or OV. Case closed.

    by Vancouverguy on Oct 26, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Crosby was still living in his pseudo-parent’s BASEMENT a year ago. HEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOO!

    by Vancouverguy on Oct 26, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hey man

    Mrs. Lemieux makes the best grilled cheese.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I would rather be the guy with a Stanley Cup

    than the guy with the itchy, burning sensation in his crotch.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    And Gold Medal

    Don’t forget the Gold Medal

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Just beat me to it. dammit.

    by Vancouverguy on Oct 26, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

    BOOM

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

    lol

    How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?

    by yoata on Oct 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Don’t forget Olympic gold. Don’t think OV has one either.

    And I agree with you, if we’re refering to hockey. If I had to choose between those two on my team, It’ll be Sidney every time.

    But, if you’re considering their lifestyles……

    by Vancouverguy on Oct 26, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

    So you would rather

    be rich and getting laid a lot and not winning things than a National hockey hero who is also rich and probably getting laid a lot it’s just not splashed all over the papers?

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

    And section

    nails the most probable scenario for the win.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 26, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I dunno about living in with the Lemieuxs for so many years. that’s all I’m gunning for. But yes, point to Section.

    by Vancouverguy on Oct 26, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Washingtang>Pittsblurgh :D

    by Passive Voice on Oct 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Hells yeah.
    There is only one thing I would rather make out with than hot girls.
    And that thing is the motherfucking Stanley Cup.
    Crosby win.

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    You all just got

    Lawyered!!!

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    There is only one thing I would rather make out with than hot girls.
    And that thing is the motherfucking Stanley Cup.

    Can’t it be both?

    by SteveNux on Oct 26, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    bahaha

    good one

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Thank you, Thank you

    Let me pull out my acceptance speech here…

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Can I just say “Go Knights!”

    Winnik is a fucking Win!

    by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 26, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    ooooo

    thats the best size

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Are you out of your mind

    the Stanley Cup can be a jealous bitch. You gotta be careful with a high maintenance trophy. They can be very fickle.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Ive been an abashed Crosby lover since he scored that glorious OT winner that sent me and the rest of Canada into a joyous frenzy

    But OV just seems like a guy who can do whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit what you think. Why the fuck not?

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

    mandatory

    Golden Goal posting

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    rec’d for being purest of win

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    “I hate them.”

    Sincerely,
      Ryan Kesler

    Gripping the Stick Too Tight - Pointless rants about the game we love. Because it's our game too.

    by Gripping the Stick Too Tight on Oct 26, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Kesler

    hates everyone. That is why he is so tenacious.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Thanks

    for the recs, boys.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I will rec that every time I see it for eternity my friend

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    fuck yeah

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah

    Hilarious

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

    4-1 Canucks.

    Edler with the GWG.

    "If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."

    —Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson

    by vancitydan on Oct 26, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

    4-2 Canucks

    MayRay

    Dear Guildford Flames; lose a game already. Seriously.

    by eleccy on Oct 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

    3-1 Canucks

    Henrik GWG

    "Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules."- George Orwell

    by Arizona via Slough on Oct 26, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

    4-2 us

    Us, Daniel FTW

    "I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

    - Dallas Stars Forum

    Nucks Misconduct member. Just the normal kind.

    by eightyseven on Oct 26, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

    Daniel isn’t American.

    by marcness52 on Oct 26, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Good thing!

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I can't believe

    They don’t play again until Tuesday. Tuesday!

    At least I’m going to be away from Friday to Sunday to keep me occupied/sane. And then next Wednesday I’m going to Victoria for 5 days! Huzzah West coast!

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

    :O

    Forum optimist identified.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 26, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I Called all 3 lines scoring the other night. I figure I’ll ride my lucky streak of 1.

    by mechanixfetch on Oct 26, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That 3 goals against makes Lu look mediocre

    by seedvt on Oct 26, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Which he has been. And the avs are fast and talented

    by mechanixfetch on Oct 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He did make a good bounce back during the Chicago game. Road game as well.

    by seedvt on Oct 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Canucks, 5-2. Raymond

    by andrew21nz on Oct 26, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

    4-2 Nucks, Hansen GWG

    by NS_Cix on Oct 26, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

    5-2 Canucks

    Raymond gwg and a hat trick

    by Hodge on Oct 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

    I Can't

    Find my prediction. But, I’m blind. Posting again 7-3 Sammy GWG

    by mechanixfetch on Oct 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

    3-2 Nucks, Hank GWG.

    Sooooo many days between games means this is a must win, or i’ll be in a bad mood this week.

    by Twincest on Oct 26, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

    I hear ya!

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    From that GQ article
    Each time he sees a pretty girl walking by, Ovechkin shouts “BOOM!” at the top of his lungs.

    He’s like a 14-yo with ADHD. What a stud.

    by Passive Voice on Oct 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

    Stud?

    he is a loser. If you are going to objectify women at least have the decency to come up with a cool code word. Boom? That’s lame.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Turn on your Sarcasmotron, Section.

    As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

    by Smoboy41 on Oct 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He does

    come off like an A-1 first class prize winning douchebag.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He comes across exactly

    like I would if I was him. Which you very accurately described above.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    When I was 21

    if I was a bajillionaire, yes I probably woulda been an A1 douchebag too. Except I was a musician, so my douchebaggery would also have included busting up hotel rooms and crashing fast cars along with groupie objectifying. Doesn’t mean I have to like it in him.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You might have died in a plane

    crash as well. If I was a famous musician I would be bussing everywhere. Even Europe.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Cliff Burton disagrees.

    ‽ ⅋ ‽

    by K_Dog on Oct 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Hah

    beat me too it. So does Ozzy, although that was a plane crashing into his bus and he wasn’t seriously injured. Killed Randy though (he was in the plane) :(

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Good call on the Ozzy/Randy crash though. Totally forgot about that one.

    ‽ ⅋ ‽

    by K_Dog on Oct 26, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He's 25

    How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?

    by yoata on Oct 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Stop trying to confuse us

    with “facts”.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don't have it right now

    lent it to missy.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh Section

    Always lending your things to people in need.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    4-2 Avs, Douche-ane with the winner.

    As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

    by Smoboy41 on Oct 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

    inb4 Numbskull-ery

    by seedvt on Oct 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You didn't.

    Be ah man….do the right ting.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    MORE NUMBSKULLS!
    A POX ON YOU!

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    5-3 Canucks, Dank FTW.

    by Shabbadoo on Oct 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

    4-1 Canucks

    Henrik (about time he potted one). Though I’m going to the game tonight, which usually guarantees a Canucks loss.

    by British Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

    Have fun

    at the game!

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Or.. not.

    Stay away. Stay AWAY from ROGERS ARENA!

    We know who to blame if they lose tonight.

    by Vancouverguy on Oct 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah

    Luongo!!! Cut him!!&!$!! Trade him!!!*#%!! Sell him to Kim Jong-il!!!^!*!%! Gahh!!!#%!!^&!$%!!!!

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    damn

    did you break the commenting feature?

    'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

    by Yankee Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I was just

    mashing on my keyboard. CDC style.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
    Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    and thus, sarcasm font has been discovered by NC

    ain't it great?

    I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.

    by ahtrap on Oct 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Luongo to the media today

    “They decided to give Schneids a rest, so I am ready to go…” with a big smile…guffaws all around.

    I laughed out loud too…good to see he is smiling about it…and has a good read on the Canucks crazy fan syndrome…

    "If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."

    —Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson

    by vancitydan on Oct 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I like it. Liked his quote too about not minding getting less games, but dreading having to answer the media about it daily. Way too true.

    Probably the nicest part is “Captain Luongo” would never have been so laid back when dealing with those questions. He seemed to tighten up and put his leader hat on last year. Good to see the pressure off him. Think this is really good for the team.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m lovin’ it

    Nucks Misconduct
    "Then I will see you in hell!'" - Han Solo
    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Bah da bah bah bah

    Kill me. Corporate marketing has invaded my skull.

    At least their mascot is a ginger.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I'll love it

    when it reflects in his play.

    How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?

    by yoata on Oct 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    agreed. i believe that’s the third time i’ve agreed with yoata this week. that’s a bit… unsettling.

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    heh

    no pain, no gain!

    How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?

    by yoata on Oct 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    By the by, Y, that’s two good games in a row for Lu. Just sayin’ . ;)

    As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

    by Smoboy41 on Oct 27, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    true

    I’ll take about 80 more please.

    How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?

    by yoata on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    5-2 Canucks, Kesler

    Usually, I like to be contrarian in these kinds of predictions, but seeing as how it’s the Nordilanche.

    I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.

    by ahtrap on Oct 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

    4-2 Canucks

    Senrik Hedin FTW.

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
    Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."

    by nucklord on Oct 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

    4-1 Canucks, Son of Sam GWG.

    Poutine & Meatballs

    by cyxj on Oct 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

    3-0 Canucks, Blasthoff

    Luongo will not let the ginger brainwash you all.

    by Wilke on Oct 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

    Bad news. Just read at MHH. Avs got bag skated yesterday.

    Do not like.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

    What the hell?

    Is this some sort of new tactic to use against us?

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Sometimes it works. Worked for Wildy Coyotes, but maybe not for the Avs.

    Our math whizzes could answer better….but to a layman, wouldn’t that mean the math is on our side this time?

    Call.

    ;-)

    "If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."

    —Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson

    by vancitydan on Oct 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Avs fan here...

    the last bag skate I remember the Avs going through they did not play well. That being said they are coming off of a bad game.

    Winnik is a fucking Win!

    by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 26, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well at least 87 will be proud.
    Unrec’d for shameless brown-nosing of our limited female contingent.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    NUMBSKULL, GET YOURSELF BACK TO THE NUMBERSKULLERY. I’LL HAVE NONE OF YOUR KIND.

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    ↑ I like this one
    GET YOURSELF BACK TO THE NUMBERSKULLERY

    rec’d

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    by kesrows on Oct 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Just a bunch of idiots on this blog, eh?

    Poutine & Meatballs

    by cyxj on Oct 26, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

    idiots?

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    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Only the ones running it!!!

    Oh snap. Just kidding Sean Z and crew. You guys rule.

    Oh and Sean Z and the Crew would be a great name for a band .

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    by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    They can compete

    with James Dolan’s band.

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    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Sean Z = Fonzie

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    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me, God! Explain that to me!!" -Dennis Leary

    by Sean Zandberg on Oct 27, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Are we pronouncing as if to rhyme with Fonzie, or like Sean Zed?

    by Beantown Canuck on Oct 27, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Sounds like an 80’s hiphop crew, where we all wear pastels and backward caps.

    As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

    by Smoboy41 on Oct 27, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Or like this

    First come first serve on who’s who

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 27, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I wanna be the

    guy in the yellow suspenders.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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    by Section 312 on Oct 27, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Well

    I think its fairly obvious who I am.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

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    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Did you just racially profile

    yourself?????

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    by Section 312 on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I did

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

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    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    For the record

    I did not pick this picture just because of that

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    lies

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

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    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    To be fair

    The google image preview had him half cut out of the picture

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    google

    is le racist.

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Erroneous

    I just attempted to recreate this and I could not replicate.

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 27, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    They fixed it shortly after that was splashed all over the internet.

    by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

    yes they did

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Well then

    I am defeated

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 27, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I thought

    The guy in the plaid shirt looked more FSJ

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 27, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I am not from here originally.

    The Plaid guy can be Zandberg. He’s from a shitty small northern town right.

    "We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
    "Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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    by Section 312 on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    bahahah

    or Fort McMurray.

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    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Holy shit

    It looks exactly like Mike Ditka.

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    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yes

    It is! The picture was titled “Mike Ditka And The Grabowskis”. Apparently he raps in a video. Attempting to find link now

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 27, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    FOUND

    Eighties Hilarity ensues

    "Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

    by Semi_Colon on Oct 27, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    oh jesus

    this is so weird make it stop

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Here

    replace it with this. Wierder if u know who it is.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 27, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    no idea

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    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He's

    (now) a famous singer, bit actor, film maker and wine-trepeneur…and in my sig. (then) some freaky 80’s hairbander.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 27, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Reznor?

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    right era

    right depression level, wrong genre.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 27, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Cobain?

    "Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

    C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

    by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 27, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    dude

    now you’re just toying with me. Cobain is dead dude …he can’t be a film maker and wine entrepreneur and singer now. No, it’s Maynard James Keenan from tool, a perfect circle and Puscifer.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 27, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’ve heard some interviews with him about his wine and he’s trying to keep that business very separate from his music career.

    by SteveNux on Oct 27, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yes

    it’s a real winery, he didn’t just slap his name on a bottle a la Vince Neil. Check out www.bloodintowine.com

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Actually

    here’s what that song morphed into in a later much cooler band.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 27, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh my dear God…its Sober.

    I can’t believe that’s MJK…you can really tell listening, but to look at it…speechless.

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    by kesrows on Oct 27, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

    heh

    That was a band called ‘children of the anachronistic dawn’. They had one release and there’s a few videos available on the web…all of a similar embarassment-ness to the members as that one.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 27, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah. That’s like mom pulling out naked baby pictures when you bring your girlfriend home for the first time. The internet knows no empathy.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 27, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it's interesting tho

    back then he seemed to totally be into the ‘rock star’ attention seeking thing. You see him now in any of his bands and he pretty much just hides on stage. Puscifer was the most I’ve ever seen him talk to the audience on stage.

    "F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
    "You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
    "When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

    by Twitchy2010 on Oct 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Exactly. Even an interview with him is rare. But for Pus, he did almost 20 minutes on Cfox. Talking about anything and everything.

    Mistake one: reading PD comments. Just read the articles, the comments are where dreams go to die. - YC

    by kesrows on Oct 27, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    3-1 nucks. Dank with gwg

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