Canucks @ Blackhawks Game Preview: No Remorse
by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 1:21 PM PDT
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Print| CANUCKS |
BLACKHAWKS | ||||
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AT |  |
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| Time | Wed, 6:00 PM PST |
TV | TSN |
| Season Series | (09/10) 2-2 |
Last Meeting (Reg. Season) |
6-3 Blackhawks (Mar.05/10) |
| The Enemy | Second City Hockey | Scoring Leaders | Sedins: 9 points, Hossa: 7-4-11 |
| Canucks |
Category | Blackhawks |
| 2-3-1 | Season Record | 4-2-1 |
| 10th | Conference Position | 1st |
| NA |
Last 10 | NA |
| 2.33 (21st) v |
Goals Per Game | 3.29 (6th) |
| 2.83 (18) v |
Least Goals Against Per Game | 2.86 (19) |
| 0.73 (23) v |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 0.93 (17) |
| 25.0 (6) v |
Power Play % |
28.0 (3) |
| 78.6 (22) v |
Penalty Kill % |
88.5 (10) |
| 29.8 (21) v |
Shots Per Game | 30.7(15) |
| 30.3 (16) ^ |
Least Shots Against Per Game | 33.7 (22) |
| .500 |
Winning % When Scoring First | .500 |
| .667 |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | .500 |
| 0 |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | .667 |
| .50 |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | .667 |
| 0 |
Winning % When Trailing After2 | .667 |
| 57.5 (1) ^ |
Faceoffs % | 49.8 (17) |
| 17.8 (27) v |
Least PIM's Per Game | 11.6 (8) |
| -3 (23) v |
+ / - GF/GA (see here) |
-1 (19) |
- Apologies for the tardiness of the preview. I have been sick as hell. On the up and up though.
- Dan Hamhuis will be a game time decision. Was he missed last night or what?
- Jeff Tambellini draws in with Rick Rypien out.
- Marian Hossa's 7 goals and 11 points lead the NHL.
- Chicago has won 3 straight.
- Roberto Luongo will start tonight. Thanks to Botchford for doing the math for me: Last season in bounce back games Luongo was 6-1, 2.01 GAA and .929 SV. So, let's not hear any Chelsea's Dagger tonight.
- Henrik Sedin on his team:
"I think it's good for us to play them (tonight)," he said. "We need to get back to playing a simplified game. That's the key. When guys aren't scoring they tend to try too much and you need to simplify the game, you have to take care of your own net first and that's where we have to start (tonight)." (Vancouver Sun)
- Crazy fact from the Canucks.com preview: 7 players that took part in Vancouver's last playoff game versus Chicago who are no longer with the organization: Ryan Johnson, Steve Bernier, Pavol Demitra, Michael Grabner, Shane O'Brien and Andrew Raycroft. That number for Chicago: 9: Brent Sopel, John Madden, Andrew Ladd, Kris Versteeg, Dustin Byfuglien, Adam Burish, Ben Eager, Antti Niemi, and Cristobal Huet.
- New faces in Chi-Town: Nick Boynton, Marty Turco, Viktor Stalberg, Fernando Pisani and a new meathead named John Scott.
- Video Time!
Defeat..sucks
Yeah, great defence, Vancouver. Fucking lousy.
Pretty much what started the war:
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The night Chicago died♫
Fine. Sean has me convinced. Bounceback night.
4-3 Canucks. Dank FTW.
Hope you get feeling better, buddy. Getting over the same shit myself.
Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
Damn, beat me to it.
5-2 Hawks, Sharp GWG. First time predicting against the Canucks.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
Any word on the lines?
Am I the only person hoping for something like…
Sedins-Tam
Ray-Kes-Sam
Tor-Mal-Han
Glass-Sch-Des
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
This.
Enough with the retarded lines AV, do something that makes sense.
If Twins and Tam aren’t working, swap him with Sammy.
i still wanna go back in time and sign Chris Higgins
by Passive Voice on Oct 20, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Only its instead of Schaefer. Otherwise I’ll pass.
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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he fast enough?
I feel like he would be a worse Taylor Pyatt (I didn’t think it was possible). How good is he?
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
fast enough to go to the front of the net with his stick on the ice. ;)
by Passive Voice on Oct 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess
thats all it really takes, isn’t it? :P
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Even though they were carrying “the mass”, Higgins-Lankgow-Kotalik was the best line post-Dion for the Flames last year. I wish Sutter had found some way to retain him.
Plus-all the advanced stats love him. Too bad…
The 4th Line Blog
Go Flames Go
by Justin Azevedo on Oct 20, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
5-2 for the Nucks. Hansen gets his first, and it is a GWG to help with his next arbitration hearing.
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
I was wondering
what Metallica song you’d be choosing for this game. You did not disappoint; excellent choice…though I’m personally going to be forced to apply it to the good guys wearing red. This is the matchup I’ve been most looking forward to so far this season. Hope you’re feeling better soon.
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Where’s Beantown? He won’t have enough “NUMBSKULLS” in his bag today,
I have you convinced, Kesrows? Huh..
4-3 Hawks in a shootout. Sharp FTW
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Does the scorer count in a shootout?
Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
the winning goal scorer
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
NUMBSKULL 3
Oh I have a very very very very very very very deep bag of numbskulls.
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 20, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Canucks, Hank
i’m hoping this turns out to be a bounce-back game…..
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Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo.
The use (pronounced yoush)
4-2. Danny FTMFW.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
What the hell!?!?
I’m putting you in ESL. Kids today!
Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
Shove it in your addendum, gramps.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on Oct 20, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
87 for the mother fucking win.
Still think she’s lying and is a Penguins fan though. Pics of Sidney on her ceiling…
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a sucker for gaptooths.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
You
must be in love with Pronger then.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Josh Hartnett
The end.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Have you seen
Lucky Number Slevin? Fantastic movie, really underrated.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ruv it
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Love it
too.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It's okay
I like gaptooths too… sometimes:
http://www.wallpaperweb.org/wallpaper/babes/1680×1050/jessica_hart_20090214_4054.jpg
can’t argue with you there!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Initial rec for pun goodness
Rec revoked for insinuating Canucks loss.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I haz prediction
4-2 Hawks, Hossa GWG.
Canuck_gal said 3-2 Canucks, Hank GWG on the other post because the prediction thread wasn’t open yet, and I don’t know if she’s seen this so I’ll post her prediction too.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
NUMBSKULL 5
and i thought you were cool
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I am cool
You’re the one who isn’t cool.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
.....
damn. You win this one.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like there's
Going to be a lot of these tonight…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Oh
and I hope you feel better, Sean. Hope everything is going well with your wife’s pregnancy too.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
anyone know anything
about the history of rail transport in (preferably mainland) China?
if I had nickel for every time someone asked me that…
Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
by kesrows on Oct 20, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Have an essay to write?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No idea man.
I can help you out with WWII, Cold War and Rwandan history.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
i should just write this about rwandan history then
and then make the very last sentence something like “Despite a slow start in adopting Western technology, China appears ready to make rail transport one of the pillars of its 21st-century economy.”
by Passive Voice on Oct 20, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Do it man
Your prof will give an A, straight up.
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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I know a Submarine sank [destroyed] a train in WWII
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
What Submarine Sank a Train in WWII
Her Battle Flag is displayed in the building I work in
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for a WWII
off?
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by Section 312 on Oct 20, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did Operation Barbarossa
fail?
LIST REASONS. GO.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Hitler devised it!
He bit off more than he could chew with launching that (in addition to Africa the UK and the Atlantic)
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause it had a stupid name
Operation Labarbera would have been way better.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Oct 20, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This gets my rec
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Underestimated the Russian winters?
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
YES.
One of the biggest reasons.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ding ding ding
we have a winner. The German’s were wearing like short shorts and marching into -20 degree weather. Woefully under prepared, stretched too thin, too arrogant.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Oct 20, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not
enough warm strudel in the battlefield.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And Birkenstocks
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.
by Section 312 on Oct 20, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
NM has history lesson threads? I’m impressed. Over at SCH we’ve just been making boob jokes all afternoon.
‽ ⅋ ‽
Initiated by us, funny enough
We’re multi-dimensional.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
to be fair
you did realize what blog you were going to so you knew what material to work with
Number one sign of a crappy goaltender: he keeps telling the Goal Judge to "Get ready!"
We
have boob jokes too. We’re a versatile bunch. I will now use this instance to post a gif of my mistress, Alison Brie.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
TITTIES PLEASE
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANTED
YOU ARE SO DEMANDING SEMI!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it really asking too much to see a nice set of Jugs?
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It really isn't.
Thats why God and Charlemagne invented Gentleman’s Clubs.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I am
Firm, but fair
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
by Semi_Colon on Oct 20, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Firm can be good
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahah
If you are making the joke that I think you are making then you sir are a fucking genius. GLADLY REC’D.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
she's saying:
“I was 22 years old, but now I’m a stupid bitch”
haha.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE COMMUNITY
Ay-bed and Troy are my favourites.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I love
This gif of community
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
And their ain't nothing wrong with that!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
funny gif except, true to fashion, she can’t shut the fuck up!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
"I love CC
I want to marry CC".
Thats the jist of it.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t lie. We all know you’re not looking at her lips.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 20, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No
I listen to the girl, she likes that.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why you talk to girls all the time
right?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
He just listens
And nods
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
…like a smart man
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My gf
Gets angry when I just listen and nod.
I can’t winz
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Never
You can’t have them all
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"Tell you what I'd do...
2 girls at the same time".
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It really stands out
Its a great shirt.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We should really see the inside layering of the shirt
Lets ask her to take it off.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I got nothing
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Historical Boobies
FTW!!!!
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Oct 20, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Those
are the best kinds.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell her to stop telling me to eat cake
Im starving over here!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
…but I don’t run around telling everyone.
Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
thought this was clever:
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn’t that napoleon’s problem too? them shifty ruskies.
by Passive Voice on Oct 20, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Both leaders managed to attack Russia while it was experiencing the worst winters of the decade.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That music was playing
while the Luftwaffe and Wehrmacht moved towards Stalingrad. FACT.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
GAH
AP History 12 comes to mind.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
wow
optimistic much?
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by Beantown Canuck on Oct 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
haha!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
love it d’cer
Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
by kesrows on Oct 20, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
there had to be more!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
TSNBobMcKenzie
Rypien hearing with Bettman/Campbell set for Friday morning in NYC.
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"I’ve become convinced this is a ploy by the NHLPA to stage an incident worthy of having Rypien called into a personal meeting with Bettman. Once in the meeting, the normally untouchable Bettman will be subjected to a crushing Rypien left hook. The NHL won’t know what hit them. It’s the perfect modern day Trojan Horse." kesrows
Brace for impact
my friends.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I
Was looking for this picture yesterday…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankee has found more: apparently the kid is persuing legal action.
Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and pseudo-moderator. Also on Twitter
"I’ve become convinced this is a ploy by the NHLPA to stage an incident worthy of having Rypien called into a personal meeting with Bettman. Once in the meeting, the normally untouchable Bettman will be subjected to a crushing Rypien left hook. The NHL won’t know what hit them. It’s the perfect modern day Trojan Horse." kesrows
that's ridiculous
Number one sign of a crappy goaltender: he keeps telling the Goal Judge to "Get ready!"
definitely
Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and pseudo-moderator. Also on Twitter
"I’ve become convinced this is a ploy by the NHLPA to stage an incident worthy of having Rypien called into a personal meeting with Bettman. Once in the meeting, the normally untouchable Bettman will be subjected to a crushing Rypien left hook. The NHL won’t know what hit them. It’s the perfect modern day Trojan Horse." kesrows
I could see if he knocked him out or something like that. That’s blowing the whole situation out of control. It can’t be that hard to get season tickets to the Wild so what else are they looking for?
Number one sign of a crappy goaltender: he keeps telling the Goal Judge to "Get ready!"
Rick Rypien did that kid a favour, he now has an amazing story to tell in an otherwise empty shell of a life (assumed as he lives in Minnesota).
I don’t see the kid going through with it. The biggest thing the kid has going for him right now is public opinion. The minute he turns this into a legal issue, poof he won’t have much support, let’s just leave it at that.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 20, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Saw
that one coming.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
What is this?
America or something?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Sounds like
something that would happen in Murka.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Kid must have the biggest vagina in the solar system
MAN THE FUCK UP!
Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
Judge: “I don’t understand how you can be asking for sexual assault charges?”
Kid: “He touched my vagina.”
Judge: “He clearly pushed you in chest region.”
Kid: “Yes, sir, exactly. He touched my enormous vagina.”
by Passive Voice on Oct 20, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Wow, this must be one of the funniest comment threads in recent history. Canuck fanz eez geenius.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
that is the best indeed! bwahaha!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Show us, on the doll
exactly where the man touched you, son
5-3 Canucks
MayRay
I may not be back on here tonight, so I hope someone takes on my duties for any future numbskull postings.
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 20, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
2-1 Nucks,
Daniel ftw.
Lots of physicality, not too much scoring, although I don’t trust Turco. But then, no one on this team is scoring either.
Last two gifs of this prediction thread I promise
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
"YOU WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!"
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong quote for the picture
still funny though.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No. Right quote…
“You don’t fuck with The Jesus Sedin…”
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
You had to go and ruin it
I was starting to think this was an okay place
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can't handle the heat
then stay out of the kitchen!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
actually
if he can’t handle it here, how can he handle it at SCH?
Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and pseudo-moderator. Also on Twitter
"I’ve become convinced this is a ploy by the NHLPA to stage an incident worthy of having Rypien called into a personal meeting with Bettman. Once in the meeting, the normally untouchable Bettman will be subjected to a crushing Rypien left hook. The NHL won’t know what hit them. It’s the perfect modern day Trojan Horse." kesrows
This
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Beantown's gonna love me
5-3 Hawks
Hossa GWG
Then we kick Minny’s ass on Friday
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Numbskull # 7!
Can’t be excluding anyone either.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 20, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Bean’s gonna be pissed that you’re stealing his thunder….
Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and pseudo-moderator. Also on Twitter
"I’ve become convinced this is a ploy by the NHLPA to stage an incident worthy of having Rypien called into a personal meeting with Bettman. Once in the meeting, the normally untouchable Bettman will be subjected to a crushing Rypien left hook. The NHL won’t know what hit them. It’s the perfect modern day Trojan Horse." kesrows
uh oh, he might make an unnecessary fanpost in reaction :D
by Passive Voice on Oct 20, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He asked someone to pick up the slack
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Hear Hear...
I salute you VG.
’Bout tie someone identified the 5th column Quislings among us…
;-)
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
by vancitydan on Oct 20, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you just make a reference
to “V”, “World War Z” and Norwegian WWII collaborators?
My head just exploded.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No….not the games anyway. I am old and wise, I was referencing real life history.
My grandma and grandpa are Norwegian…and Mom.
Dinner conversation long ago…
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
I figured I might as well take up the slack, will likely be in front of computer all night, possibly streaming the game instead of watching it on tv.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 20, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
Jean Claude Van Damme had a heart attack.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
Impossible
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
hey...
anything’s possible if you’re not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
This is why I drink and smoke and eat red meat
something will get ya no matter what
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
Who own da Chiefs?
by BigCSouthside on Oct 20, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
testify!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 20, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Amen!
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
bingo
Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and pseudo-moderator. Also on Twitter
"I’ve become convinced this is a ploy by the NHLPA to stage an incident worthy of having Rypien called into a personal meeting with Bettman. Once in the meeting, the normally untouchable Bettman will be subjected to a crushing Rypien left hook. The NHL won’t know what hit them. It’s the perfect modern day Trojan Horse." kesrows
Mandatory NUMBSKULL#8!
Man.. how does Beantown do it? It’s more work than I thought.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 20, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ctrl + f
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I think it’s just easier for him because we haven’t seen this many people pick the Canucks to lose in a while.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 20, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
a couple things:
-turns out the “kid” is actually 28 years old
- the hashtag #deservesRypienD is appearing on twitter. it’s basically lots of hockey people coming up with people who deserve to be punched by Rypien.
Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and pseudo-moderator. Also on Twitter
"I’ve become convinced this is a ploy by the NHLPA to stage an incident worthy of having Rypien called into a personal meeting with Bettman. Once in the meeting, the normally untouchable Bettman will be subjected to a crushing Rypien left hook. The NHL won’t know what hit them. It’s the perfect modern day Trojan Horse." kesrows
Ugh:
5-3 B’Hawks
Sharp with the GWG and AV one step closer to the bread line
or my crack team of Mossad-hired henchmen.
Thank the good lord (or the Twins) it’s still early in the season.
/puts hands in pockets, slouches, kicks can down the road
I wonder what would happen if Rypien
knocked out Bettnman and Campbell during the hearing.. Besides the jubilation of any sane hockey fan in the world.
by sfont on Oct 20, 2010 4:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
kesrows
Made a comment on this earlier
“I’ve become convinced this is a ploy by the NHLPA to stage an incident worthy of having Rypien called into a personal meeting with Bettman. Once in the meeting, the normally untouchable Bettman will be subjected to a crushing Rypien left hook. The NHL won’t know what hit them. It’s the perfect modern day Trojan Horse.” kesrows
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Probable LONG LONG suspension
But endless endearment from Puck Heads around the US and Canada
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
*bettman.. Damn stubby fingers.. I need a special dialing wand.
by sfont on Oct 20, 2010 4:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
…stylus?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
SOMEONE hasn’t gained 300 pounds so they can exploit a loophole in their companies disability policy and work from home
by sfont on Oct 20, 2010 4:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
shit
maybe then some of Campbells disciplinary actions might make logical sense
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
Who own da Chiefs?
by BigCSouthside on Oct 20, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
but wait a tick (sudden brainstorm here)
if campbell is involved, he will have a biased point of view, and therefore cannot pass judgement!!!!
Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and pseudo-moderator. Also on Twitter
"I’ve become convinced this is a ploy by the NHLPA to stage an incident worthy of having Rypien called into a personal meeting with Bettman. Once in the meeting, the normally untouchable Bettman will be subjected to a crushing Rypien left hook. The NHL won’t know what hit them. It’s the perfect modern day Trojan Horse." kesrows
That would make sense
therefore this line of thought can not be used with Campbell
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Oct 20, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
After watching Collies highlghts, his best fight was in junior
Maybe he would just wrestle Ryp so Gary could get under the desk…
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
Time to work
Tear. Peace friends.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
make sure you catch some of the game via radio.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 20, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
So genuine.
Your suit is black not.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
2-1 Canucks
Kesler showing up with the GWG. Luongo is going to be amazing tonight.
4-3 Canucks, Raymond with the winner
Yay for just squeaking in the prediction before the game starts.
3-2 Nucks
Kesler.
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by Section 312 on Oct 20, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
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