Your Morning Coffee- Tuesday October 19
After an excellent pregame report, I wondered what left there was to cover concerning tonight's game against the Minnesota Wild. I did a little research, fired off some emails and made a few phone calls. Then I realized I was just putting this off, so I got to it. They're probably the team we know the least about of our divisional foes, and I still maintain ours is one of those awkward relationships: They and especially their fans and media have a hatred for everything Canucks-related that is so fierce that it borders on the pathological. We, well... we're trying to remember where we know them from. So let's get to know... The Minnesota Wild! More after the jump...
Who are the Minnesota Wild? Like most teams in the NHL, the Wild have that one superstar who stands out and serves as the face of the team, like Jarome Iginla in Calgary or Vincent LaCavalier in Tampa. The face of the Wild is Slovakian sniper Marian Gaborik of the New York Rangers. He of the oft-injured groin (along with numerous other body parts) is probably the most well known Wild player. He is closely followed by his Rangers teammate, hulking Neanderthal Derek Boogaard. Boogaard is carrying on a fine tradition of over-rated players going to ply their wares for the Broadway Blueshirts, and I am confident that he will continue his current streak of 226 games without a goal, the longest current streak in the NHL. It should be noted though, that his 1 assist has him ahead of Chris Drury in team scoring.
Okay enough kidding about former Wild players. The Wild have seen some hard times of late, having finally broken free from their former cult leader Jacques Lemaire. They're entering their second season with head coach Todd Richards. Yeah, we never heard of him either. And they are hoping to make some strides in their massive rebuilding program, which saw them eliminated from playoff contention sometime during training camp. There have been some changes to the Wild this year, adding John Madden (who must be thrilled to go from winning a cup to this), Eric Nystrom and the man with the most fabulous hair in the league, Jose Theodore. Theodore will back up Niklas Backstrom after they lost Josh Harding for the season with a torn ACL/MCL injury.
The Wild are led by their captain, 'Leaping' Mikko Koivu, assistant captains Nick Schultz and Andrew Brunette and another former Hawk, Martin Havlat. They have just one win so far this season, a 4-2 win over the Oilers, and as mentioned by Sean, got bag skated after their most recent loss to Columbus. Positives? Well, they've scored more goals than the Flames and the Sharks. They play the Canucks twice this week, with a Thursday road game in Edmonton sandwiched in between tonight and the contest on Friday back at Rogers Arena.
All kidding aside, though their progress is slow I like the attempts by Richards and GM Chuck Fletcher to put their respective stamps on a team that was undeniably Lemaire's since it's inception. They will struggle, and the injuries they're already dealing with aren't helping matters. Overall though, I think they're moving in the right direction.
What the hell... lunch already?
Both the Leafs and Stars lost last night, bringing their undefeated starts to a close. So um, ha ha hah! Hmm. Try and imagine Tom Hanks saying that part. Or Gilbert Gotfried. No new concussions to tell you about, the counter still stands at 13.
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Morning coffee? Hardly.
Well, ok, in Hawaii it is.
As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time
quiet you
It was still morning when I started writing this. And I would like to point out, consecutive days posting as well. So thanks for that, jerk. :)
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Sure, tough talk from a guy with a huge body of water between us. :p
As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time
getting in my boat right now...
you’re gonna eat those words…
See you November 8th :/
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Wrong
Michael Del Zotto has the best hair in the NHL.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
You mean Zac Brown??

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by Section 312 on Oct 19, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Matisyahu says

no.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Love him
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
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by Section 312 on Oct 19, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a typo there somewhere.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Yeah, the word “reggae”. It shouldn’t even exist
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Without it we wouldn't have this......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnsIxSEx3Yk
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by Section 312 on Oct 19, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.thebaldtruth.com/tag/jose-theodore/
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Does he kinda look like
Jason Biggs?
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by Section 312 on Oct 19, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
cross Reeves with Biggs and presto!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You are the photoshop expert
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by Section 312 on Oct 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
no effin way am I doing that
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
you overestimate how much free time I have :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So what's the deal?
Russo’s reporting that the Wild will be shuffling lines due to the team being ‘down with the sickness,’ (potentially no Mikko) after Richards ran them into the ground at practice yesterday.
Also read that Luongo’s going in tonight and not Schneider. Are AV and MG sheltering Luongo by not playing him against the Hawks?
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by Gripping the Stick Too Tight on Oct 19, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
Really expected Luongo last game and Schneider tonight. Hell even the media never asked who would start last game they were following the exact same logic.
I have to think Luongo will play B2B. Can see no way that he doesn’t get the start in Chitown because he really does need those demons excorcised. Unless he shits the bed tonight and gives management the excuse.
Shove it in your addendum.
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I think Kristen Reid or some other media person not as hot as Kristen Reid has already mentioned that Lu is tentatively slotted to play both games.
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Beantown
Its fairly self-evident that there is no one in the media as hot as Kristin Reid. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Reidder……
Barry Melrose is the opposite of Kristin Reid, in every way.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 19, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What're you talking about?
He’s a crooked five-head hottie.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I don't know
what that means. Im getting too old for you kids and your lingo.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 19, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s not Melrose, if you are implying that
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't Wonder Years
A little more close to your era, Grampy?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Oh I thought it was Melrose
Thought he had gained a shitload of weight.

Tim Robbins vomited after this picture was taken.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s the greasy shit weasel!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Five-head?
Bigger than a forehead?
And his hairline’s literally crooked.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
i’m about 90% sure that’s john kruk, who sucks
by Passive Voice on Oct 19, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave him alone
he only has one ball. And that is Kruk. 110% confirmed. I am a baseball guy.
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by Section 312 on Oct 19, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey…Kruk is awesome. I still giggle when they show his All Star at bat versus Randy Johnson.
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TITLES!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
sheesh… I’ve been gone a while. cut me some slack
besides… I did put one. The fat bastard ate it.
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Seems like a common mis-reading error that’s present whenever we have one word subjects/posts with response to the submission of photos that is missing a subject header.
by Vancouverguy on Oct 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha no
That’s John Kruk. He has one ball.
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Like Lance
Armstrong?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 20, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
Why would you play Lu B2B considering how well Corey played against Carolina, and how well Sharp and Hossa are playing right now? Why not stick Corey back in for the Wild? Hell, I would get it if they were trying to keep Lu’s ego in tact by not playing him in Chicago, more than starting him B2B.
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by Gripping the Stick Too Tight on Oct 19, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Because
1. Bad for Lu’s ego to play Schneider 2 games in a row, so Schneids can’t play in Minny.
2. Bad for Lu’s ego if you imply you don’t have confidence in him to play him against the team that raped him in back-to-back years in the playoffs, so so Schneids can’t play in Chitown.
Them’s the facts.
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
How fragile is this guy’s delicate sensibility?
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by Gripping the Stick Too Tight on Oct 19, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude he is a goalie
they are practically sub-human. I have never met a normal well adjusted goalie.
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by Section 312 on Oct 19, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Truth
I have yet to ever meet a normal non-crazy goalie. They’re all nuts. Every single one. I think the constant pressure warps their personality.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 19, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They are all strange
strange in various different ways. But all strange.
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by Section 312 on Oct 19, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If I wasn’t so busy making myself a hospital gown out of McDonalds napkins, I would probably take offense to that.
Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Oct 19, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Strange is one thing, fragile eggshell mind is another.
The correct answer would have been ’He’s fragile as eggs.’
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by Gripping the Stick Too Tight on Oct 19, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
“He’s fragile as eggs a goalie”
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Oct 19, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys love when that nutty goalie saves your butt on an egregious turnover though…don’t ya? ;-)
But yeah…takes a “special” kind of guy to stand in front of pucks coming at you with a high rate of velocity.
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Yes we do
But Section and I are right, they are all weird.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
From a once upon a time…probationary member of the goaltenders guild…strictly minor league division…I agree 100%.
It turned me into the man you see before you today.
I blame it on the 13 year old on my team that could already break glass with his slapper…
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āRolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
yeah, and that fukker probably never played in net did he?
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 22, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Wild have the flu going around the locker room right now.
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Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo.
and you know what? They’re going to make us sick. Watch it happen.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
too late
rypper’s already a gametime decision with the flu.
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Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo.
he already had it.
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Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo.
I think just the notion of going to St. Paul makes most people a little queasy.
Shove it in your addendum.
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maybe him and Havlat have something going on the side. It’s a good match you know: wimpy Havlat, tough guy Rypien. You know who wears the pants in that relationship!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
Seems to be going around. The Hawks have been dealing with the flu too. Patrick Kane even flew his mom into Chicago to take care of him (no I’m not making that up).
‽ ⅋ ‽
fuck, quarantine Rypper then. Put him in the hyperbaric chamber and throw away the key.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 19, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That is gold. Maybe if he kept that stupid mouthpiece inside his stupid head, he wouldn’t pick up so many germs.
Probably wouldn’t hurt staying out of the back of limos either.
Shove it in your addendum.
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Down with the sickness?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Bag skate.

Okay. It’s a skate bag. But it’s also a cute little pink bunny. Enjoy!
Shove it in your addendum.
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you are on a roll today!
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