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Canucks @ Ducks Game Preview

  CANUCKS
DUCKS

AT

Time Wed, 7:00 PM PST
TV TSN
Season Series (2009/10) 2-2-0 Canucks
Last Meeting 5-4 Canucks (03-02-10)
The Enemy Anaheim Calling, Battle Of California Scoring Leaders   Sedins: 3 Koivu: 2
Canucks
Category Ducks
1-0-1 Season Record 0-3-0
7th Conference Position 30th
NA
Last 10 NA
1.5 (25)
Goals Per Game 0.67 (30)
1.0 (1)
Least Goals Against Per Game 4.33 (28)
2.0 (8)
5 On 5 GF/GA 0.10 (30)
20 (10)
Power Play %
12.5 (18)
88.9 (9) Penalty Kill %
90.9 (8)
29.5 (22)
Shots Per Game 24.0 (29)
37.0 (26)
Least Shots Against Per Game 48.3 (30)
0.50 (16)
Winning % When Scoring First 0
100
Winning % When Leading After 1 0
0
Winning % When Trailing After 1 0
0
Winning % When Leading After 2 0
0
Winning % When Trailing After2 0
53.0 (8)
Faceoffs % 43.0 (29)
9.0 (3)
Least PIM's Per Game 48.3 (30)
+1 (14)
+ / - GF/GA (see here)
-10 (30)

(The above stats and standings as of 7:00 PM October 12.)

Update (3:22 PM): Ducks coach Randy Carlyle talks about what the problem is in Anaheim and how he is trying to remedy it.

Update: Word is that Henrik Sedin will be on TSN's Off The Record 2:00 PM PST today.

Wow. If there was ever a time to go back home and try to hit a reset button that time would be now for the Ducks. Off to one of the (if not THE) worst starts in their franchise history, their team stats above paint a grisly picture. Look at their shots against per game average above. Yieee. And hey! Maybe a team that will take more penalties than us this time! Bobby Ryan, Ryan Getzlaf, Corey Perry and Jason Blake have a combined ZERO points, 31 shots, 52 PIM's and a -12. That, my friends, will change soon enough. Just hope it's not against us.

Much more updates and news:

Star-divide

  • Disturbing stats are both cool and freaky. Or freaky cool. I gotta tip my hat to Hodge for sending me this tidbit about Roberto Luongo today in regards to his 3rd game of the season performances over the past 3 seasons:

    2007-08, third game of the season, four goals allowed, pulled after 20
    minutes.
    2008-09, third game of the season, five goals allowed, pulled after 40
    minutes.
    2009-10, third game of the season, four goals allowed, pulled after 26
    minutes.
     

  • Dan Hamhuis missed Tuesday's practice with a sore groin but will play against Anaheim

  • Goon Alert: Just in time to play the Dirty Ducks, Rick Rypien will return to the lineup after missing weeks with broken ribs. I am assuming that means Jeff Tambellini sits unless Guillaume Desbiens doesn't return in time after tweaking his back at practice.

  • Jannik Hansen will play on Line 2 with Ryan Kesler and Mason Raymond once again. He has earned that.
  • The Ducks have lost tough guy defenceman Andy Sutton for 6-8 weeks due to surgery on a broken thumb. They have called up Brett Festerling to replace him.
  • Anaheim signed free agent Andreas Lilja to a $600,000 1-way contract on Sunday, as they are without the services of Toni Lydman.
  • OK, video time. Remember what happened the last time the Canucks played the Ducks in the regular season?

Why does Kesler hate Corey Perry? Who cares? It makes for compelling television:

And more...

In December 2008 The Canucks and Ducks went 13 rounds in a shootout:

The Canucks won that game 7-6. It was Halloween. It was memorable. Anything can happen when these 2 teams play. Prepare for a violent affair! Go Canucks!

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Wow, you’re early with the preview this time.

I think the Ducks continue to stink tomorrow night. They’re just way too thin on D right now.

4-1 Canucks, Kesler GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Oct 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t want to stay up too late tonight so I just went for it.

4-3 Canucks

Henrik

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Hamhuis didn't already have a nickname, I would call him Steely Dan.

3-2 Canucks, Raymond.

The statistics you don't compile never lie.
-Stephen Colbert

by kentcheesehead on Oct 12, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

and that nickname would work!

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like “The Hammer”, myself.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Oct 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Hammer is the best by far, IMO. Better than Hamster :)

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call him Dan’s Ham House.

The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Oct 12, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamhuis= Ham & Swiss. No?

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Oct 12, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Dutch? haha..no

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like

Hammer.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

GOLD

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Hammer as well.
But I think
Whenever he makes an awesome play,
I will shout
HAM IS IN THE HUUUUUUUUUUUIS!!!!!!!!!!

(i.e. the equivalent of ‘Luuuuuu!’)

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler gets the GWG

by Twincest on Oct 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

4-1

Jannk

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

er…4-1 for vancouver, if the jannk for the winner didnt give it away

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 Canucks.

MayRay breaks out, scores the GWG.

by Vancouverguy on Oct 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

These ducks are pretty brutal. Andy Sutton goes down, and they basically insert some guy off the streets. That’s okay and all, if Andy Sutton was their 3rd D pair. Unfortunately, they have him as a top-4 guy…. That’s not good under any circumstances.

by Vancouverguy on Oct 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie Mitchell just got his first point as a King.
Yay?

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

good for him.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yes predictions

4-1 Canucks, Samuelsson GWG.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

12-2 Canucks. Luongo.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Oct 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Now

thats just ridiculous.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 12, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m no good at this.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Oct 12, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1, Ducks, Perry gwg.
Hate me.

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Oct 12, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

in before the….

 “NUMBSKULL!”

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

On your way, mill overlord!

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Oct 12, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wha?…I did not! Think of it as a compliment!

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Thor?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of thor...

…did you know he’s the guy the canucks bought the millionaires logo from? I shit you not.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy

shit.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we haven't already

Welcome to the house of mild irritation.

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Oct 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the

menopause.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I now know too much Chuckles...

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-0.

Lui continues, and the offense breaks out.

Manny Mo’ gets the winner.

I had three points last game if Sammy just hits a damn empty net!!!!

"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."

—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson

by vancitydan on Oct 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So what's your take on Hjalmarsson's 2 game suspension dan?

Sorry you got run out of town on SCH, you TROLL!

IMO 1 game would’ve been more fitting, but what’s $43k when you’re making $3.5M. I disagree with you that the hit was dirty, but ultimately I’m okay with the suspension as long as the NHL makes a better attempt this year of minimizing dangerous hits.

We're gonna tear the roof off the mother. We GOT the funk.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!

by ChicagoNativeSon on Oct 13, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

We were discussing this on another thread the other day. Basically we didn’t have much agreement, but I think the plurality opinion was that it was slightly dirty, but not as bad as some other ones last season (Cooke on Savard, Ovechkin on Campbell, Malkin on Mitchell, Hossa on Hamhuis). I think the 2 game suspension is about right. This might be a good chance for Hjarm to get his act together anyway—he didn’t look very good to me in that Detroit game.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's been a bit off

I think Hammer skating with Campbell improves both of their games, just like Keith and Seabrook individually look better when paired than when split up. Hjalmarsson’s still young, so being paired with a 19 yr old Nick Leddy might more responsibility than he can handle right now. Our “still one of the best defenses in the league” has a few chinks in its armor right now.

We're gonna tear the roof off the mother. We GOT the funk.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!

by ChicagoNativeSon on Oct 13, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

was he trolling again?

sorry about that.

dan, didn’t i warn you about behaving yourself at other sites?

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Oct 13, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he disagreed with someone

not allowed on our sometimes hive-minded site. Tsk, tsk. Go to the box dan.

We're gonna tear the roof off the mother. We GOT the funk.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!

by ChicagoNativeSon on Oct 13, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i just read through the comments. he was just trying to state a different point of view, but i did see a few homer remarks that probably pissed everyone off. i think dan needs to keep his mouth shut on the homer remarks, and the rest of them need to take a chill pill.

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Oct 13, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

What he needs is mom, is what you’re saying.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Oct 13, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they overreacted to him big time, though.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Oct 13, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i should probably stress the SCH chill pill part….

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, Squid provider, blog ambassador, title police, and pseudo-moderator.
Check me out on Twitter. I try to keep it Canucks-related, but that's not always the case....
Tell Kelly I said hi.

by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did not like

Some people there jumping in and bashing Dan/the Canucks just because he posted and is a Nuck fan. I don’t see that happening here when others come in to comment.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

the reason why most people are friendly when they come here is because they already know me from when i visit their blogs, play very nice, and invite them over.
i think SCH needs a few of their regulars to improve the hospitality over there….

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, Squid provider, blog ambassador, title police, and pseudo-moderator.
Check me out on Twitter. I try to keep it Canucks-related, but that's not always the case....
Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo.

by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it seems a little xeno(teamo?)phobic over there. As always, glad we have you making good first impressions for the rest of us circus freaks

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

of course, that’s just one of the reasons. there’s more, obviously, what with all the connections Sean and Yankee have with the other blog managers. i was very much welcomed at Litter Box Cats the other day (despite Zona’s presence), mainly because their manager Donny already knows me from him visiting here.

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, Squid provider, blog ambassador, title police, and pseudo-moderator.
Check me out on Twitter. I try to keep it Canucks-related, but that's not always the case....
Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo.

by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anyone

in SBN who doesn’t hate Zona? I mean besides yankee, who I sometimes think actually is Zona in disguise. If missy doesn’t like someone they must be some kinda trouble…

(kidding…lighten up)

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate him at all. Smart guy, writes some great stuff as do many of the Oilers guys. He hates Vancouver and we hate Edmonton. And he has a mancrush on Kesler so I know he’s tortured at night. :)

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t hate Vancouver in the normal sort of way… he does it in a very spiteful, angry sort of way, that just comes across as nasty. He’s also generally douchey.

Dude sucks.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of the other Canadian clubs (Leafs & Flames in particular) hate Vancouver at a similar level. If that’s all the writer brings to the table, then the guy or gal is probably a douche. If they deliver it with some biting humor, I can laugh.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other Oilers guys (McCurdle, Reynolds) are good stuff.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

I was thinking of beantown there, and totally effed up what coulda been funny. sigh.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate the Oilers. I feel bad for the fans. Calgary fans on the other hand….

by marcness52 on Oct 13, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say screw both fanbases! They’ve had their fair share of success in the past. It’s our turn. We need them to continue sucking because we play them so often every season.

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure why it is, but I've noticed it too

I wasn’t a regular 2 yrs ago during the playoffs but I read both blogs and was at least a little familiar with the banter that goes on during the playoffs. It seems that last year some (maybe newer?) commenters got a bit territorial and that still continues. Perhaps they project their dislike for your team into dislike for the commenters??

You guys are mostly Canadian, so I really don’t take anything you say too seriously. That’s probably why I never get offended over here.

We're gonna tear the roof off the mother. We GOT the funk.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!

by ChicagoNativeSon on Oct 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always had a blast over at SCH. Guess they kinda…got me (don’t understand how). Still, haven’t dropped by recently. Maybe it’s different now. Guess I’ll find out next time we play the Hawks.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be

I don’t generally have a problem with you guys or anyone else that comes over to other blogs, maybe they just need to get out a bit more?

And glad we are living up to our stereotype :)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL DONE CC. Love that god damned flick. Just watched it for the 10th time last week

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that Ray Liotta’s best role ever?

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

Nothing Ive seen him in since then has wowed me. Maybe Narc…

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't fool me CC

that’s not you. That guy is white.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I

Michael Jackson/Sammy Sosa’s myself.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give me the name of your doctors

Because they certainly do good work!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

christ! they turned you into Joe Pesci. So you must have had lose about 2 feet in height as well

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're gone now.

They’ve been blacklisted by the American Medical Association.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Elaine.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never try to look at your charts!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

I was really curious.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

blacklisted??

We're gonna tear the roof off the mother. We GOT the funk.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!

by ChicagoNativeSon on Oct 13, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes

ba dum chhhhhhh

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

that just rang in my lecture.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it

perfectly timed?
Prof: And so the inverse to the square root will bring you…?
CC: Ba Dum CHING!
Students: laughter.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol even funnier

it’s potential ridiculousness.
Prof: And the estimated death count in the warsaw death camp was around 600,000.
CC: Ba Dum CHING!!!
Students: GASP!!!

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah

loved the irony…decide to pass.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

gulp

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that's the first time in my life

that I’ve teared up in laughter over the phrase “persecution of the Jews.” Thanks Chuckles, now I feel dirty.

We're gonna tear the roof off the mother. We GOT the funk.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!

by ChicagoNativeSon on Oct 13, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feeling dirty...

It’s what we do here.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then

my work is done.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having some jewish

blood in my background i probably shouldn’t find it as funny as I do… it’s not funny in any sense other than the situational. So please don’t misunderstand my little script i wrote up there.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
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"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have listened to you own advice!

Headphone it up!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dropped the ball

I dropped the ball man.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just. Brilliant. Rec’d.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Kesrows.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't been there in a while

Miss you cool cats.

Now I sound like Vanilla Ice. But most of you guys there are cool…cats.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone say cats?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since you're so hip-hop

My uncle teaching how to “doggy” (dougie)

Nah, he’s not my uncle hahaha. I’d be hells humiliated if he were.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im still trying to learn

the Pants On the Ground song. Come back to me in 6 months.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my dear god.

Papa eightseven goes off the hook. For real!

Do all Flips have that much shit in their house? The ones I know do.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah most

My parents are a little more clean with their design palate. They hate cluttered houses and when stuff don’t match.

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- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that you've taught me how to "doggy"

show me your “dougie” – I dare ya
Woof!

We're gonna tear the roof off the mother. We GOT the funk.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!

by ChicagoNativeSon on Oct 13, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WWTMI

How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?

by yoata on Oct 14, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, the last couple times i’ve been over there, the regulars who know me were very friendly, but the others aren’t nearly as polite.

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Kesler hate Corey Perry?

A: Because he’s a douche!

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked Sean’s answer better.

by marcness52 on Oct 13, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anaheim 4-3, Johnny Baldness wins it.

by Passive Voice on Oct 12, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Our numbskullery shall be our salvation!

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Oct 12, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Nucks. Mayray banks one in off Perry’s face.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Oct 12, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I would be happy with that. So long is Perry is in top form in time to play for Canada at the world championships in early May.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 12, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, that got a rec.

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks are 30th in the conference, man they really are bad….

3-1 Nucks, Hank

by andrew21nz on Oct 12, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I think its too early

to take standings seriously, but they simply don’t haz defense. Their number one guy right now is…. Cam Fowler? Visnovsky? Paul Mara? ANDREAS LILJA?! Fuck I don’t envy them.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 12, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Visnovsky isn’t a bad dman, just not a stud.

by Nanodummy on Oct 13, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

But their best Dman is Fowler. He has that potential to become a first pairing D. The others… hm.. not so much.

Let’s hope we light it up. The offense could use the jump start. Ryp back in the lineup should help if the game gets dirty. At least he’s able and willing to take on the challengers.

by Vancouverguy on Oct 13, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to see

Ryan or Perry try to goon it up and Rypien devastate them. But of course they wouldn’t fight with Ryp – they’d go after Kesler or someone who isn’t as good with the ’cuffs.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, they’ed decline to fight as usual, but chirp all day. Besides, we need Kesler the scorer on the ice, and not Kesler the agitator to come through.

by Vancouverguy on Oct 13, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I’m a bit worried we’ll end with Kesler the Agitator, as those Anaheim guys can be real douches sometimes, and Kes doesn’t put up with much douchness before he gets fed up.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Kesler as long as he’s a canuck but sometimes we hate when we see our own qualities in others the most.

by Canuckelhead on Oct 13, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would be IDIOTS not to send Fowler back down to the OHL while he’s still eligible. Why waste 1 year of entry level contract on their future defensive star are what’s looking to be a write-off year?

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Same thing the Panthers did with Gudbranson. They would be dumb to keep Fowler around, as I don’t see them doing much this year

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. In the current cap world, that’s a no-brainer. Although whether Fowler can continue to progress is debatable, there’s no point in wasting his 1 year of his entry level contract.

Granted, you could also make a case for him developing here in the NHL, against top opposition, since he’s slated to play top-paring minutes.

by Vancouverguy on Oct 13, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cap issues are paramount. Why waste 1 of only 3 cheap years he’ll ever have (assuming he pans out, which I think is an easy assumption) on a season where your team is crap. It’s a very simple decision if you ask me.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s only valid if they can foresee themselves to be competitive in the next couple of years though. They can’t really stash away their talent in the OHL, and wait till they are competitive….. could they?

And at the expense of hindering his development?

by Vancouverguy on Oct 13, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can only play in the O for one year after being drafted, I’m pretty sure

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then this argument is moot. Bye Fowler. See you next season.

by Vancouverguy on Oct 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

What team doesn’t think there’s a reasonable chance they can be competitive again in 3 years? All they need is some defense, really.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was more commenting how they are 30th in a 15 team conference….

by andrew21nz on Oct 13, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhh

I see what you did there.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLAN THE PARADE!!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONE!!111!!!!1ONE!!!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

42 ’Nux, Torres gets the winner. You heard it here first.

by van Malmsteen on Oct 13, 2010 12:52 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Nucks

Kesler with the Gordie Howe and the GWG.

by seedvt on Oct 13, 2010 1:20 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 nucks. Erhoff with the game winner

by Chocolate on Oct 13, 2010 3:01 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

3-0 Canucks

Samuelsson with a PP goal for the GWG (assuming, of course, we get a PP).

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Oct 13, 2010 5:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Thats madness

we don’t get PPs.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if we decide to pull Luongo.

by Vancouverguy on Oct 13, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks

Keslord GWG

Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!

by spriteofice on Oct 13, 2010 5:57 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

This is a good game for the offence to break out.

Going to go with MayRay again for the GWG

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 6:01 AM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Canucks

Hank

Me thinks the Ducks play this game much better.

by Linden4evah on Oct 13, 2010 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Kesler Game Winner

by Laharl on Oct 13, 2010 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

27-12 Ducks

Lu and Schneids go down with injuries in the first, Alberts dresses as goalie and Scott Niedermeyer’s ghost lights it up. Cornelius Cornhouse the Third (the Ducks 7th d-man) rocks a hatty. The Sedins cry and Mace laughs.. He’s such a little trooper.

by sfont on Oct 13, 2010 8:53 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I can appreciate your humor

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Im in lecture, I’ll watch it in an hour.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, lectures keep getting in the way of life for you my friend.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn university

helping me get a good job and shit.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

This also sounds like very promising news, I’d say.

You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, bat-darling!

BRRRAAAAAAMMMM

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Eames was my favourite character.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This show

Is entertaining

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bahahahah

I love Zach Galafaialwaysspellitwrong

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen live at the purple onion? Good stuff. It’s on Netflix so if you have a PS3 OR Wii you can watch it for free right now with your free month.

by Canuckelhead on Oct 13, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-2 Canucks
Raymond GWG

by Hodge on Oct 13, 2010 9:02 AM PDT reply actions  

6-5 Canucks, Rypper with the winner

for some reason, our October meetings with the Ducks usually get interesting. then again, they usually happen much closer to Halloween. speaking of Halloween, i still need to find a few more pieces for my costume….

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

What’s your costume?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Oct 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

a Flames puckbunny.

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-0 Canucks

3rd game my ass, Luongod pisses all the ducks off, so does KesLORD.

Kes GWG.

by Wilke on Oct 13, 2010 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Pas de squid yet

so: So fucking cool. Fun fact: I own the exact same guitar, (unless his is a 1959; I know he has one of those too and they look so close at least on TV, mine is a ‘74). Same top, early 70’s LP custom. I’m thinking he plays his slightly better than me.

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

there may/may not be an afternoon Squid. didn’t have time this morning, and just checking a couple updates on the school computer right now before heading downtown to browse for halloween costume items…

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

no worries. Hey check out Yankee’s post at the top of the page!

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

the main page that is

Nucks Misconduct
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll have to later. still on the school computer, don’t think i’m allowed to go on youtube here….

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

They don't let you go on Youtube at UVIC?

Isn’t everyone too stoned to notice anyways?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

funny

i don’t know the exact rules, but i’d rather not risk getting into trouble.

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon

headphones that shit.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

not now

my bus leaves in 7 minutes.

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Genetically Modified Goal?

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

General Motors Geoduck?

by SteveNux on Oct 13, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geosynchronous Mechanical Gopher?

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

General Manager Goal?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOLD MEDAL GOAL

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

...

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

IGINLA..

Iggy! Iggy!

CROSBY SCORES!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You can see Lu in the back there.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see a bald spot

I’m talking to you, Dany Heatley.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heater

ages too!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

looking at it closely, some of his hair near the bangs area looks a little grey….

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it.

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Oct 13, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getzlaf

Also had a pretty good bald spot going on

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

He’s got sucky hair genes. At 25 too!

S’alright. He’s still a looker.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll always

be bitchslap to me. If he got traded to the nucks, he’d be just another bald veteran.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we all know

How those do here…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what i’m saying.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's only

partially bald! So he’d only kinda suck.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone want to see a cool sequence of the Gold Medal Goal?

Its like 4 pictures.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better watch out

Missy’s on picture patrol! ;)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

But

I’ll title them!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

lucky for you

i’m just leaving.

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky for everyone

Im high on poutine and am picture happy.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take it easy on that psychedelic gravy. Wasn’t thanksgiving a hard enough trip?

by SteveNux on Oct 13, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can never

has enough gravy.

John Candy said so.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol have*

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and cheese

and fries, mmmmmmmmm

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why

But I haven’t had poutine in a looooong time, and i don’t really see that changing….maybe I’ll indulge a bit when rowing season is over in a few weeks

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn't had it in a long time

before today. But I indulged. Now my coach is going to make me run laps at soccer. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just opened

A new “poutinery” here.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stella's on Commercial Drive in Vancouver

has amazing poutines.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

high on poutine

<—-awesome-est

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're opening the floodgates

When you return there will be nothing left of this thread except for a mound of pictures and Chuckles hunched over all of them laughing uncontrollably

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im

an agent of chaos.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you heard

This?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course!

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the BBC call – “It’s taken a while for him to come to the party, but he can celebrate, now they can celebrate”

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Japanese

one is awesome.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...

even 8 months later and just hearing it, I get a shiver and a tear… biggest hockey moment ever!

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ive watched the Golden Goal

an average of once a day. Every day since.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got the whole game saved on my DVR on “never erase” mode. I have it paused just before the neidermayer giveaway (and gold-medal preserving save by Lu) and every week or so, I watch it from that point until Oh Canada, get emotional, and then rewind back to the same point.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds

like the greatest thing ever.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/me

wipes away a golden tear and gets back to work…

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Don’t waste those, gold is going up in value!!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

KITTENS

FOR GOLD

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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks Chuck's got a

Kitty fetish.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im a big fan

of kitty.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There oughtta be a new rule here

that after a loss it’s obligatory to post video from the olympics. After a particularly painful loss it has to be the golden goal. Your public has spoken, mods.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

wholeheartedly.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more for

and we have a quorum. Or maybe not, I actually don’t know what makes it a quorum.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stands to be counted

Call me Quorum.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'd have to define

What makes it a Quorum ourselves. So I hearby decide a Quorom is 3 votes!

Success!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean, Yankee...

make it happen. Open the charter and pull out yer signatory pens.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

after a loss it’s obligatory to post video from the olympics

In a post? Or in the comments section?

The Canucks just got demolished by the 0-3 Ducks tonight..so what happened? Who cares? Let’s check out a clip of Crosby scoring the golden goal! GO CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

Ok, I’m in

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just remember, there are a lot of American Canucks fans. So we won’t be appealing to everyone. What if they start chucking nukes at us?

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play

the Parise goal too. Or the Carlson goal in OT at the WJC.

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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Parise goal..yeah right.

“Here’s the goal you scored right before you lost the gold fucking medal in overtime!”

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does have that certain, “je ne sais quoi”, to it.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

non non, ca c’est stupide. Ce ne’st pas vrai

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

n’est

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREEDOM HATER!

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

who, me?

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

no beantown

That’s my official red-blooded american retort to your northern oppression.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the comments section

or the recap.

Iginla to Crosby…SCORES!

THESE GOLDEN GAMES HAVE THEIR CROWNING MOMENTS!

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, right there

Is great leadership.

Oh Captain, my Captain.

/gets off desk.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesnt have to be

just the hockey game…how about some of our other medal wins too. Save the big goal for when the loss stings.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like in the 2011 Finals

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

too soon, ya superstitious fools?

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not too soon so much as

‘does not compute’.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IGINLA..

Iggy! Iggy!

CROSBY SCORES!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You can see Lu in the back there.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no what have I done

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

relax

it’s awesome.

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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I knew Chuckles would bust out in a Canada-gasm. That’s why I did it :)

It was more of a mock “Oh no what have I done”

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is

…pretty awesome.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just home Ryan Getzlaf isn’t using these photos to get psyched for tonight’s game.

by SteveNux on Oct 13, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a double post

You’ve unleashed a beast, sir.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we can

Excuse a double post since it is now doubling the awesome

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's

a good beast. Like the BFG.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Samuelson with the Gold Medal Gold?

Team Sweden can go fuck themselves! They screwed themselves out of that possibility.

by SteveNux on Oct 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those pics will live in eternity

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

So good

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR GOLD MEDAL GOAL

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can stop anytime now, CC.

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by missy on Oct 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

mom!

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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow so many replies on this LOL, do I get bonus points? xD

by adiderek on Oct 15, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

you started everything

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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Raymond

But I have a bad feeling in my gut that the Ducks win this game due to them getting their shit together and Canucks taking them too lightly until the end of the game.

Hopefully this isn’t the case.

by SteveNux on Oct 13, 2010 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Canucks

Henrik-GWG

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by Arizona via Slough on Oct 13, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Nucks

Raymond GWG

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by Section 312 on Oct 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

First game prediction of the season evarrrrrr

5-3 Coconuts.

Torres FTW

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the head start. I need it.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

For wut?

Loved your prediction. Corey Perry’s a slimy douche and a half.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Oct 13, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Kesler hate Corey Perry?

Because he is a rational and observant human being!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Oct 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was his douche allergy.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord, I hope not…Perry’s douche-level would cause instant anaphylactic shock.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Oct 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily for us

Kesler sends allergies into anaphylactic shock

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kesler stares at his shoelaces

until they tie themselves. And they always do.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Oct 13, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't this question be
Why doesn’t everyone hate Corey Perry?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK OK, shoulda been this shoulda been that….I was wondering if there was a singular instance in douchebaggery that happened in the past. Maybe Perry popped his woman once..

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t pinpoint the exact time he obtained official douchebag status.

But for me I’ve always just equated him with Pronger. Talented, but cheap as they come.

When those two fuckwits were on the same team, it broke the douchometer.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except

This February. I ignore all sins for the duration of the Olympics

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

…granted. Touche, my friend.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still made me feel a little dirty.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

Keslord with the winner. I haven’t seen any other predictions, this is purely my own genius.

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by nucklord on Oct 13, 2010 12:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Are you

Saying the rest of us are plagiarizers!? Gasp!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 - 1 Canucks

Ehrhoff with the winner. Won’t be able to watch the game though. Stupid class tonight. Why do they make me learn stuff!

by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you get Wifi in said class?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but no but

Anyone here watch Little Britain?

Anyhoo, no laptop. Only my iPhone which has the battery life of shit since the iPhone4 came out. It’s a conspiracy I tell ya.

by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been fun

But now I have to run.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Same

Til next time SC. Be good.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Twitter
benkuzma Ben Kuzma
by reidder
Hamhuis on status: “I’ve had a lot of groin problems in the past, but nothing that will keep me out (tonight). Just a little maintenance.”

So…the hammer’s gettin some before the game, then?

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Oct 13, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Cue Larscheid:

" I was talking to Hammer before the game. And his groin felt great!"

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…the hammer’s gettin some before the game, then?

Kristin Reid’s secret job

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that prettiness

ain’t gonna pay for itself.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this is true...

I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE AN NHL PLAYER SO BADLY

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first thought was that that would make Hamhuis equivalent to Brett Favre, which makes me throw up in my mouth twice. How dare Dan Hamhuis be connected in any fashion to Brett Favre.

Accordingly, I would have to ask you to retract your comment.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Oct 13, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue Larscheid:

" I was talking to Hammer before the game. And his groin felt great!"

I was trying to find the famous Larscheid’s “I just came from the Canucks dressing room and Pavel’s groin has never felt better.” in an audio clip…

but then I found this instead.

by SteveNux on Oct 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i’ve seen that before

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d like to ham her huis!

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

She dresses so modestly too. Image if she wore something more revealing. Stalker police!

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must be

That whole “married” thing. She’s not trying to lure anyone anymore

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well she’s clearly failing!

by SteveNux on Oct 13, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beantown, you’re missing out on a lot of possible harassment cases here!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s too busy trying to organize his briefs.

Shove it in your addendum.
'Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Oct 13, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

After hearing her say “stiff groin”

by SteveNux on Oct 13, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i’m too busy participating in the harassment!

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 13, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may have to represent yourself!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahee!

How do you tell when blue cheese has gone bad?

by yoata on Oct 14, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is what true? Larscheid said that about Bure years ago. I’m assuming that’s what you’re asking about

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The origin of cougar is from the Vancouver Canucks?

by marcness52 on Oct 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I just saw the clip. What the???

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems to be the general consensus. I’m going to make a fanshot out of that

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. I have no idea if it’s true, I just stumbled upon the clip

by SteveNux on Oct 14, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Raymond FTW.

by Shabbadoo on Oct 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Canucks again; Bieksa GWG

There will also be 125 PIMs total and Glass will fight Kyle Chipchura

by Major Major Major Major on Oct 13, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

5-4 Canucks

All four Ducks goals by Bobby Ryan, so my fantasy hockey team does well!

by Dustin722 on Oct 13, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

pregame Squid will be up at 4:00. it will also count as a gamethread for early game (TSN has pens-leafs before our game)

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Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo.

by missy on Oct 13, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice. I hope the Leafs pummel the god forsaken Pens

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just your bet talking!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 13, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that. Penguins be damned!

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hank on OTR today...here is a bit of what he said, including some video on the page.

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

already in the Squid. twill be up in 1 minute.

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Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo.

by missy on Oct 13, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

goot! goot!

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 13, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Daniel.
and a suspension for an obscene gesture once the nucks start ripping them apart tonight

by intheloo on Oct 13, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Kesler with the winner

I don’t think they’ll light it up offensively this game, despite the Duck’s apparent badness, but they’ll keep it tight defensively.

by Tyr on Oct 13, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

5-1 Canucks. Daniel GWG or GMG or whatever it’s called now.

by marcness52 on Oct 13, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

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