Congratulations to the Boston Bruins for turning a hold-out offensive talent with a reputation for being selfish and dickish into two first round picks guaranteed in the top 10 of the draft. And Leafs, enjoy just missing the playoffs again. And again. And having no draft picks to use to form any team for the future. Oh please let me be right about this. Meanwhile, all my leaf fan friends think yet again they will be winning the cup this year. Shitty goaltending, a bruising defense, and only one forward with offensive skill. I gotta say, their delusions of grandeur make our Canuckland woes slightly palatable.