The laughing could go on for hours like some over the top moment with Dr. Evil, but really, it stops being funny when you realize he's serious:
Oh boy, this passes off as legit journalism? Does Luongo's first significant stretch of missed games mean he has been 'marred most of his career'? Right, and Scott Gomez is amongst the top 7 players in the league because a Corsi number said so.
The only thing Mr. Guenther should be 'Examining' is the space between his ears.