What I Did During My Summer Break: Kyle Wellwood
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 20, 2009 11:00 PM PDT
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Kyle Wellwood, tired of the fat jokes, eats rice all summer long to keep his physique up to snuff. Unfortunately O'Brien forgot to toss him a steak once in a while and Kyle turned back into a leaf (in the wind). Or a waif.
No Canucks news makes Zanstorm a very bored man. So bring on the Photoshop!
Wellwood's arbitration hearings will commence this week. We will know soon what the going price for Wood is. Where the hell is he in all of this? I haven't heard a peep from the guy all summer. Maybe he's laying on a cot with Mats in Sweden talking about the good old days. Perhaps he's repeatedly riding the slide in the kids' play area at McDonald's somewhere. I have no clue.
(Hey, there's two more Photoshop ideas right there.)
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Where’s the skin-and-bones photo from? Please tell me it’s not some war victim.
by Beantown Canuck on Jul 21, 2009 7:26 AM PDT reply actions
It’s Alain Vigneault, post hibernation. Scary.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Jul 21, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not a war victim. I would never do that.
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 21, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Where Woody's been this summer:
He was the second gunman in Steve McNair’s apartment!
(puts back on tinfoil hat)
Nah man, that was Romeo and Juliet stuff all the way! haha
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
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