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*NOTE FROM ZANY: THE DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES IS 7:00 PM WHEN THE PUCK DROPS FOR GAME 1. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR ENTRIES SO FAR AND GOOD LUCK!*

Since I bought a Willie Mitchell jersey last Friday an idea popped in my head to hold a contest on this site where someone could win my (pictured) Canucks home jersey with no player name on it. Yes, I'll wash it before I send it.

Rather than make the stipulations too general where more than one winner could occur, I came up with one different idea:

Pick the amount of goals that the Canucks team will score in the playoffs this year. You only get one guess. The closest to the actual amount gets the jersey. In the event that one person guesses within 3 goals under and another 3 over, the tie-breaker will be the closest guesser without going over wins. Look at other people's numbers before you post. Every guess has to be different.

I'm going to throw in a guess as well for the hell of it, so you had better beat me or I'll keep it.

Alright, may the best guess win! Good luck!

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Please Sedins have a good next 2 months
Go Nucks

by AbsolutCam on Apr 12, 2009 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d like to see what a Blues fan will do with the jersey if he/she wins it. On second thought, no I don’t.

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who said I was a blues fan?

I would donate it to a children hospital in Hartford.

by Woodn on Apr 12, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you’re just a Canucks-basher on here today and disguising your foolishness by donating to charity?
haha

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some of you, you’ll need to provide an email address with your answer or I’ll have no way of getting a hold of you if you win

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 13, 2009 12:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I really want to win

So that I can use it as a welcome mat.. so I can feel like oshie and the rest of the blues as they stomp all over the canucks

by MSUBluenoter on Apr 13, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you really wanted to win you shouldn’t have been so moronic in predicting the Canucks would only score 8!
You’re going to have to go buy a mat now.

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 13, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i used my mathematical genius to come out with the number 8

0,1,0,4,3 is how you guys scoring is going to go

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Apr 13, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genius! haha

Oh man. Well at least you got us winning ONE game, Einstein! :)

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 13, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

so when you send the jersey to me

Whos paying the postage?

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Apr 13, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, since my dental and medical is covered 100% I’ll cover it. No problem :)

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 13, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are L*A*M*E.

We are all Canucks.

by Chinese Canuck on Apr 13, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean, not you, the Missouri guy.

We are all Canucks.

by Chinese Canuck on Apr 13, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the “reply” thingy on here just doesn’t get it right does it? It should post below the comment you’re replying to.

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 13, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame?

I believe the word you are looking for is psychic and I know that it must really suck to be a canuck fan.. I mean the four of you do try really hard

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Apr 13, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

32

I’m a Canuck fan…I don’t think they’ll make it too far (so they don’t break my heart).

by GZ Expat on Apr 13, 2009 3:44 AM PDT reply actions  

55

…and after I win I’ll change the back to #3 and the name to Bieksa. And all will be right in the world.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2009 3:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Totally screwed me there, price-is-right style.

by Beantown Canuck on Apr 13, 2009 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did. And that one goal will be from Bernier.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s SOB I will eat my hat.

by Beantown Canuck on Apr 13, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

18 with 2 disallowed for a total of 18!

by Robert L on Apr 13, 2009 5:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Has 1 been taken?

Yeah, 1.

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Apr 13, 2009 6:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I was waiting for this…

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2009 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure there's some sort of scientific formula to use here...unfortunately, I don't know it, so I'll just have to make up my own...

1) Obviously, I’m rooting for a Blues win, so it’ll have to be pretty low.
2) The Blues scored 14 against the ‘Nucks this season for an average of 3.50 goals per game. Conversely, the ’Nucks netted 15, for a 3.75 average.
3) …is a magic number…
4) Luongo’s pretty darn good.
5) So is our power play.
6) Blues win in five six.
7) Mason will bookend the series with shutouts…one attributable entirely to him, the other due to an inspired and stifling Blues defensive game.
8) ‘Blues post-season’ and ‘fluke goals’ are synonymous…expect to receive at least three of them, Canuck fans.

So with those stats in mind, my completely scientific prediction is…

13…13 total goals for the Vancouver Canucks (0, 3, 3, 2, 5, 0).

I’ll get you my e-mail address when that last buzzer sounds. Now start the series already!

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Apr 13, 2009 7:41 AM PDT reply actions  

43 goals

eyebleaf@sportsandthecity.com

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Apr 13, 2009 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I said 40 already but didnt put my email: yoonsu110@gmail.com

by timothydas on Apr 13, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

alright here is the real formula….

1) nucks will win in 6…and will take next opponent out or to at leas0t 7
2) screw it nucks play minimum 20 games this post seaso 16 of them WINS
3)Nucks have only been SO 4 times all year and oly once since Dec so obviously mason with 2 is a stretch
4) I was right before when i said they would win the division so i will be right again
5) the true answer is…..59

59!

scott_m_langille@yahoo.ca

by AlphaCrow on Apr 13, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

nice

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

20

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Apr 13, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

2

deux

http://www.stlouisgametime.com/

by cold on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

65

luckily, this was still available.

by missy on Apr 13, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ll give the email if i win.

you know how those rotten flamers like chanting "fuck the canucks" because it rhymes?
well, it just so happens that "fuck the flames" uses alliteration, for which more superior intellect is required compared to rhyme.
fuck the flames, and GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Apr 15, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

15

email in my profile

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 13, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

the final tally was 30. this guy wins

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on May 12, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

11

tlmotorsport@gmail.com

As a blues fan I cant see you guys beating us, but I see it getting to 6 games.

Is it Wednesday yet?

by TLMotorsport on Apr 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

You fucker! You just gave me the Price is Right treatment! How unoriginal of you :)

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 15, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it when people put in low numbers and then say “Go Canucks GO!!!”
22 goals won’t get them past round 2!!! haha. Hey I’m just buggin

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 15, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 2 friends emailed me entries..

Beaner: 46

Hodge 71

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 15, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

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