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Canucks - Oilers Preview: Oh Great, Another Last Place Opponent

OILERS (15-18-4) AT CANUCKS (21-16-0)

GAME TIME: 7:00 PST

TV: CBC

THE ENEMY: The Copper and Blue

SEASON SERIES: 2-1 Canucks

UPDATE (12:38): No Ryan Johnson tonight (foot), Hordichuk draws in, tweets Dan Murphy.

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Ah it was a great time wasn't it? No, I don't mean Christmas, even though that was good too. I mean the Canucks' 4-1 destruction of the Predators a few days ago that stopped the streaking Preds in their tracks, sending us into the holidays with a great feeling inside. Now it's back to business, and a great demon awaits at the door: Playing a LAST PLACE TEAM! Put the stuffing away, grandma!

3 times in the month of December the Canucks have lost to a team lower in the standings after beating a team above them, leaving us with descriptive words for the squad such as: "enigmatic", "playing down to their level", etc. The last disheartening loss came on December 20 against the Blues, 2 days after Vancouver shut down Ovechkin and the Capitals. Alain Vigneault proclaimed that the Blues really aren't that bad of a team just because they were lower in the standings. I guess he was right. The Blues went on to beat the Oilers and Flames to sweep their western road trip. Lovely.

Are the Oilers any different that St. Louis?

More after the jump...

Star-divide

Hard to say. After winning their first 5 games in December they have lost 5 in a row to plummet to 15th in the West, 8 points behind 9th place Vancouver. In their 5-game losing streak they have been outscored 23-10. 4 of the 5 losses were at home. Their last loss was in Minnesota on the 23rd. Then they flew home for Christmas and now have to fly to Vancouver. That's a bit of a stretch, no?

I'd point out which Oilers are rolling, but after scoring only 10 goals in their last 5 it is clear that none of them are. In the skid, Dustin Penner has 1 goal and 2 points. Sam Gagner: 1 goal. Shawn Horcoff: 1 goal and 3 points. Lubomir Visnovsky: 1 goal and 2 points. I believe Sheldon Souray has the most points: 1 goal and 4 points and Robert Nilsson has the most goals: 3.  I can tell you that goalie Jeff Deslauriers put up decent save percentage losses in his last 2 losing starts. I can also tell you that Pat Quinn may be almost ready to pound each player on his team over the head with bottles of Irish Ale. However, he was mostly pleased about the Oilers' 3-1 loss to the Wild.

"That's proof that some nights you can work hard and not get things accomplished that you want to. But if we can continue to get that same sort of effort and if we can eliminate some of those bonehead soft plays, then we have a chance."

COMPARATIVE STATS

GOALS PER GAME: Canucks 5th, Oilers 11th

GOALS AGAINST PER GAME: Canucks 8th, Oilers 27th

5 ON 5: Canucks 5th, Oilers 19th

POWER PLAY: Canucks 3rd, Oilers 15th

PENALTY KILL: Canucks 19th, Oilers 27th

SHOTS PER GAME: Canucks 11th, Oilers 26th

SHOTS AGAINST PER GAME: Canucks 10th, Oilers 27th

WINNING % WHEN LEADING AFTER 1st PERIOD: Canucks 7th, Oilers 19th

WINNING % WHEN LEADING AFTER 2 PERIODS: Canucks 7th, Oilers 22nd

FACEOFFS: Canucks 11th, Oilers 29th

The Canucks' dominance in these stat categories means jack if they can't beat the Oilers tonight. It's time for these guys to shed the labels or exorcise the demons of losing games that they "should" win.

More updates as the day goes along. I wonder if Andrew Raycroft will get the start tonight and Roberto Luongo starts against the Flames on Sunday. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-CBC After Hours Guest: Mike Gillis. You can submit a question to Mr. Gillis here and see if it makes it onto the show.

In the meantime, somebody tell this guy

A. Country music sucks.

B. Country music sucks

 

Predictions! Don't forget your predictions. Man am I ever kicking your butts!

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 26, 2009 4:32 AM PST reply actions  

After the 3 day holiday break I would think Louie could handle back to back starts. Even with Raycroft the Canucks should be winning this game. It’s funny that we’ve been talking about the teams lack of consistency all season, and recently the Canuck players have been doing the same. Tonight is another night to prove it.

Canucks 4 Oilers 2 with a Burrows GWG.

(Also…I rarely enjoy a back to back situation but after three days off its not too bad. If they can shed their turkey weight against a lesser opponent in the Oil, they just might be able to catch the Flames napping after their three days off.)

by Twincest on Dec 26, 2009 7:06 AM PST reply actions  

Ryp and Stor’ round 1 million?

Sure! Zach looks like he will never learn, but hey, maybe if he gets pounded on enough, he’ll eventually figure out that Rip is the “big dog”.

Canucks won’t have the problem with getting up for them…its the Oilers…enough history there.

5-2, with Hansen getting the GWG…

The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:

We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"

by vancitydan on Dec 26, 2009 9:05 AM PST reply actions  

Man…I want to predict the canucks cuz they always bring it against edmonton, but as mentioned it’s a last place team. Plus, Edmonton’s been losing some heartbreakers so they’re bound to be a bit desperate to win. Buutttttt….gotta go with the home team, dammit.

5-2 Vancouver, Wellwood’s getting a rare goal for the winner.

by GAHHHHH! on Dec 26, 2009 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

6-2 Canucks and Burr gets the game winner.

by Bobby Canuck on Dec 26, 2009 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

You’d think I would be more positive after Xmas..nah.
5-3 Oilers. Penner with the winner.

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 26, 2009 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

They should’ve kept that song “leashed”.

3-1 Canucks. Raymond with the winner.

by marcness52 on Dec 26, 2009 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Daniel w/the GWG

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on Dec 26, 2009 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Oh look, another bottomfeeder team. Money’s on opposition.

Haha, half-kidding.

5-4 Canucks. Either/or Sedin with GWG.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Dec 26, 2009 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

“Either/or Sedin” won’t get you a point!

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 26, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahah I don’t care which! :)

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Dec 26, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Last game I’ll be able to pick for a couple of weeks

4-1 Canucks, Henrik with GWG

by andrew21nz on Dec 26, 2009 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

really? Going off the radar for a while huh?

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 26, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, heading away with mates for a (summer) holiday camping

Will catch up the results when I come back (around the 9th)

by andrew21nz on Dec 26, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

big win tonight

6-2 Canucks

Ehrhoff with the GWG, and Luongo with an EN, for teh LulZ

by Temujin on Dec 26, 2009 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

slaughter of innocence..
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
die! motherf**kers!

Name that tune/band

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 26, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i will call 6-1 canucks, keslord with the winner.

i will not be watching though, have another christmas dinner with the family tonight.

"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler."
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 26, 2009 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t really see Hordichuk being a suitable replacement for Johnson. Gillis should release him and pick someone else up. I predict he’ll play 3:02.

by marcness52 on Dec 26, 2009 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

He’s not a suitable replacement at all, except in the physical department (gooning it up).
It’s too bad Bolduc’s shoulder is hooped. Like him a hell of a lot better.

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 26, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope no one got fat during the break, I’m looking in Wellwood’s direction. Haha

They’re gonna destroy these losers. 5-1 Canucks, Dank GWG.

by cyxj on Dec 26, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

Watch him get 3 points with all that turkey and stuffing in him.

“Pass the stuffing ma.”
“Now Kyle, you know what Mr. Gillis told us.”
“Oh c’mon ma, he’s not here right now.” A surge of electricity zaps Wellwood.
“AAAACK!!!” Then silence.
“I’m sorry, dear. Mr. Gillis put a wire tap under the table before you came over tonight. He can hear everything you’re saying.”
“Damn it, ma. How could you?

Pass the fucking broccoli."

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 26, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Best Sedin Drawing Ever?

Hey Nucks fans…

Here’s the best Sedin drawing I’ve ever seen, lol. Its from the Cycle Like the Sedins blog

by Hockey Noob on Dec 26, 2009 3:40 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

lol @ “Coover” and “Conocs”

by cyxj on Dec 26, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Baha, awman.

Gotta love MSPaint.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Dec 26, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob Cole is calling the Leafs/Habs game so I think that means we get Jimmy Hughson!

by cyxj on Dec 26, 2009 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

I was just going to ask the same.

Dare we dream?

“Grrreaaattt SAVE Luongo”

The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:

We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"

by vancitydan on Dec 26, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Why I believe we do get Hughson and Simpson. Yeah!

by Sean Zandberg on Dec 26, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Love that you are rocking the Adam West Batman…that show is like a nice escape after a long day….perfectly cheesy.

Kudos…

The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:

We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"

by vancitydan on Dec 26, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

HUGHSON!

My ears can breathe easy! :)

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Dec 26, 2009 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

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