Rise Ghosts Of War: Canucks-Ducks Game Thread
Anaheim Ducks at Vancouver Canucks, Dec 16, 2009 7:00 PM PST
I don't know what the Canucks' record is when I reference Slayer in these Game Threads but I believe it's pretty good. Metal and hockey. Such a great combo!
To the tune "Ghosts of War" by Slayer
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Target assassinate, time of your life has expired
Hatred victimize, gaze in their eyes as they
Violence inflicting the pain, savage morticians deny
Drive the salt in the wound, arouse the subconscious to lie
Memories can't ignore
Anguish of before
Satisfy the scorn

Go Canucks! Kill the Ducks!
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Just for Sean...

…and all the other metalheads out there.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
No joke…I am in colorado (breckenridge) and am in a bar sitting directly in front of a canucks banner. Old school “V” style.
That’s a win tonight right there.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 6:43 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Let’s just hope they last the night, haha
Good ol’ LOTR
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
Time to git r dun.
Jeezus, enough hype over Ovie coming to Van. You have to pay 98$ AND buy something for him to sign in order to see him.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I’m hoping to see my Bieksa-Perry prediction (as well as the Burrows one).
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 7:09 PM PST reply actions
Hi everybody!
Just doing a bit of pre-scouting, thought I’d join in if you didn’t mind!
"And next year it will be ours."
Friends tonight...
…blood enemies on Friday. ’Less you bring Cheezies.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
They make me work entirely too much…leaving me no time for the Canucks. dammit.
Just listening…as usual. I’ll watch at a later date.
Kesler needs to score another…stay on the streak…
But, wtf happened to Chubby this year? Somebody get him a burger so he’ll feel that scoring touch again
we decided he needs a buffet over a burger
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
It’s mostly just an east coast thing, but Five Guys burgers are also awesome. My brother says they’re similar to In N Out. I’ve never experienced the glory that is In N Out burger.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
Five Guys is mostly South Atlantic I think, DC, NC, VA etc. But there are some a little farther North. There’s one near where I live in NY.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
They still have Perry, Ryan, and Getzlaf.
Tools galore.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Corey Fairy is easily the player I hate most on the Ducks. That applied to the Pronger years as well.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
Can’t agree with you there. Anyone who helps the Knights win a Memorial Cup gets a freebie pass in my books.
Fair enough. I’m only basing this off his NHL career. I don’t really have any allegiance to Junior teams, except for maybe Lewiston.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
Aren’t they moving?
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
I think so. They supposedly had a deal that would see them move after last year but that got nixed somehow. I don’t remember what the new timeline or location is.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
insert flying V joke here
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Ducks fly together!
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
I may have to Photoshop that if we lose
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
and it’s not even a swede this time!
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
Ryan was the biggest crybaby in the OHL. It was embarassing to see him whine to the refs every single minute. WAY worse than Crosby.
Crosby isn’t even the biggest whiner in Pennsylvania.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
Mike Richards. He’s awful when it comes to pissing and moaning. You’d think a team that embraces the moniker “broad street bullies” wouldn’t whine so much.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
I need to go out grab some late night breakfast (Hell yeah college cafeterias during finals week!). I hope for some good news when I return (and a recap).
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 7:23 PM PST reply actions
they haven’t done much special with it though… that was the 1st good chance right there
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
Gross.
Had to be Ryan.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Tell me why we’re not not hitting Perry.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I was gone, but those aren’t so rare this year.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
Scanners?
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
Now
Let’s turn this shit around!
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
I looooooove having daniel sedin in my pool.
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 7:39 PM PST reply actions
Remember when all those chumps said we were tying up too much money on two players after the Sedin signings this summer? What a bunch of asslickers.
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 7:40 PM PST reply actions
Sean, I don’t want to see the pic of the girl that is going to rate this period. Because she’s going to be one ugly chick.
Shit…I just checked my TV listings and this game is on LIVE on my sat dish here in Chiner…but I’m at work. Damn!
Time to go home. You’re sounding under the weather to me.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
I dunno… if the Canucks keep playing this way, is it worth it? What a shit period.
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions
If Neidermayer makes team Canada… is he captain?
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 7:44 PM PST reply actions
Yeah I’d give it to Iggy too honestly. But I"m guessing Neidermayer makes the team and I’m guessing he’s Captain. I mean, the man has won a zillion golds and a zillion stanley cups. His record is summed up in one word: WOW
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
Wha?
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
For Canada you could throw a live cat and see who it hits to name your captain. Any one of a dozen guys could be named.
I dunno… I think the only solid contenders are Iginly and Neidermayer. Who else?
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
So…Sid is too young?
I am guessing it will be Neidermayer…but Thursday is right…you could throw a cat in the room and hit somebody, and not go wrong…
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
I’d be good with Sid, after leading the Pens to the Cup last year. But I wouldn’t be surprised or upset if they went with a vet to honour him, since Crosby will have lots of chance for glory in the future.
...loving life for Christ's glory...
Holding? I sez bullshit.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
Naaah…I bitch about the refs all the time, but that was holding….had almost both arms around him…giving the guy a hug!
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
Have to say boys…that was a piss poor period…2 shots?
Wow…Canucks are lucky its tied…I am guessing AV is peeling some paint right about now
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
I think what he meant, and that I agreed with…is there is a sufeit of choices…how many guys on the team are captains of their own teams?
Hell, including ours, I am counting at least 6….Neids/Luongo/Richards/Sid/Staal/Marleau
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
Iginla…Toews….probably more that aren’t coming to mind.
Leadership won’t be a problem…
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
In ine of those cases it worked – Marleau ‘s keeping nice and relaxed this season. Can’t say it’s done much for Carolina, though.
Staal
was never captain though was he?
Rod the Bod has been for a while, though he should probably retire and make way for Staal.
Good point
I think it was just an A rather than full captain. I do love Rod, but he’s outstayed his skill set, alas.
Gotta
love Brindy but sure has struggled defensively last couple years, used to be the best part of his game.
Not sure of the number…but they said on a Nucks broadcast he has the worst +/- in the league…-36 or something…love the guy too…but peeeyooo!
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
Love watching Torts.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
me too! “More beeps” than a Roadrunner cartoon"
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Suddenly…those 2 shots don’t seem too bad!
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
I've never heard of her
But i’ll soon be learning.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
Let me grab some soap.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
This isn’t a prison movie.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
yeesh… canucks didn’t learn anything from that first period it seems… the suck continues
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 8:07 PM PST reply actions
It’s very impressive that 13 of Ehrhoff’s 18 points are while on the PP… and he’s +16 on top of that! Imagine what his stats must be for goals for/against while on ice!
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 8:13 PM PST reply actions
Johnson
couldn’t put the puck in the ocean off a buoy.
by yoata on Dec 16, 2009 8:19 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
can someone explain why burrows doesn’t get any PP minutes? I know he has PK minutes but you think he would be out there on the PP sometimes aswell.
this game is a big fail for all canucks not wearing facemasks
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 8:26 PM PST reply actions
Johnson
is getting more ES time, basically we have a 1st line, a 2nd line, and two 4th lines, great.
Have to think
RRumble maybe has a sore hand or something, not playing much, hasn’t been fighting, and Horridsuck has been playing…
i call a canucks goal on this PP… ehrhoff
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 8:31 PM PST reply actions
They sure need to produce here to take the stank off this period too.
Lets go boys!
All 3 penalties on Getzlaf are lazy trips
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
goddamn our team only has one player tonight
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 8:35 PM PST reply actions
Better.
Low shot, follow-up, responding to being pushed. Now, what say we actually start playing the game, okay?
good riddance to that period. and the one before it. let’s hope the boys in blue wakeup.
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 8:44 PM PST reply actions
Last five minutes
Were good. Didn’t dominate, and mediocre execution, but they actually had their eyes open and feet moving. I’ll be good with that for the third – so long as it’s for the entire third.
Wellllll…that period was better than the last one. But yeah…
Still, the 2nd goal…I can never understand why refs can say the D-man had anything to do with Calder all over Luongo there…“ohhh…Salo kept him there”…Salo just held his position and the guy fell all over Luongo…amazing save anyhow, but the defense didn’t bail him out.
They say they are supposed to be protecting the goalies.
Yeah…right.
Canucks just need to win one period…they can still steal this one!
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
The Nucks are lucky they’re in the game. It’s not many nights that you’ll be able to stay in the game with 13 shots through 2 periods, and going 0-for-5 on the PP.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 8:45 PM PST reply actions
He’s on pace for a 20-20 season. About what was expected.
But if he learns to stay in front of te net like that…
You move your legs and crash the net and goals happen … weird.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 9:05 PM PST reply actions
Henrik
Needs one more point to tie Mr. Joe.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I don’t know what’s worse … only playing for the first 30 minutes, or only playing for the last 30.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
Johnson’s corsi just about dropped there
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2009 9:16 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Don’t turnovers count for that? Do it did drop, yeah? We could talk about this for the next three days, if you’d like…?
rec'd!
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
I’m drinking beer tonight. What a mistake….piss in a can.
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
Funny…that smirk Koivu had with SOB swinging sticks at each other.
Little fuckers always seem to do that to big guys when the refs are right there!
The earliest use of the word with the spelling we recognize today is found in "L'Acadie: or Seven Years' Exploration in British America" by James Edward Alexander, published in 1849:
We also met a lusty fellow in a forest road with a keg of whisky slung round him who called to us 'Come boys and have some grog, I'm what you call a canuck"
xcept that fucking Finn just buried us
by Sean Zandberg on Dec 16, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
why is johnson out there at this point?
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 9:31 PM PST reply actions
He’s making some big saves tonight.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
There you go
They need a goal late in the game and AV is so fucking clueless offensively he just stands back and defers to the twins, what more do you need.
Here’s the point where I whine about how we don’t have any OTL points. I want some loser points god damn it.
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 16, 2009 9:38 PM PST reply actions
The Nucks are just fighting the good fight against the phantom sympathy point.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
I take it the boys came alive in the third. Not enough, though. Crap. Losing at home to teams behind you in the standings is not an option. Still, 3 and 1 halfway through the homestand i can live with. Hopefully on Friday they’ll come out and rip it up…AT GAMETIME!
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
What has been with us losing to bottomdwellers?
Still puzzles me.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
On the road, eh, it happens. At home, it pisses me off. To be that flat at the beginning of the game is garbage. Especially against a team it should be easy to get your dander up with. Way too lackadaisical.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
Partly it’s that there are a lot of good teams at the bottom of the rankings this year. Minnesota, Anaheim, St. Louis, even Carolina, are all teams that should be performing better based on paper and past experience. We’re just the only team they actually perform up to expectations against :-P.
Anyhoo, bed time. G’night.
...loving life for Christ's glory...
sounds like the tables turned tonight.
on monday, the canucks did well in their game while i did bad on my exam.
tonight, the canucks play like crap while my exam goes a lot smoother than anticipated :)
oh well, can’t have everything……..
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler."
GO CANUCKS GO!

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