(This is what happens when there is too much downtime from Canucks hockey. I get bored.)
I'll start this off.
Luongo: "They call me the Italian Stallion. What do they call you?"
Ovechkin: "Horse killer!"
Luongo: "Your teeth distracted me. I couldn't focus on your shootout attempt. Jesus, man, can't find a dentist?"
Luongo: "I would have tried harder to stop your shootout attempt, but I didn't want to aggravate my groin."
Ovechkin: "I aggravate your groin some other time then."
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