Burn! Leafs joke.

I came across this site called Hockey Drunk through Canucks and Beyond. Johne had a great Leafs joke posted there. Hope you get a laugh out of it. Canuck fans could all use a good laugh in these dire times, huh?

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Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Ottawa Senators fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Montreal Canadiens fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Toronto Maple Leafs fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were then called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Senators cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Montreal Canadiens cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Maple Leafs cap, replaced it, then lifted it again and replaced it. Finally, he lifted it one more time, and replaced it.

Meanwhile, the Maple Leafs fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, " I’m a little confused. Normally, when I look under a Maple Leafs hat, I find an asshole."

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