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A story of male sensitivity

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk. They connect. They end up
leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her around
his apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft,
sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire
wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he
had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
collection of Teddy Bears.

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

But doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my
God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the
lips.

He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense,
explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
how was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:

"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

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Goals

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Assists

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Shots

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